Chapter 4: Hogwarts "Pranks"
Mao Yiren: "Yes, I took a general look at the chat history in front of the chat group, good guy, we are all like this, and we have to work for the capitalists?!" โ
Pai Daxiao: "......"
Pai Daxiao: "I'm here too, even at the bottom of the sea, I'm being squeezed by the two capitalists of the firm and Mr. Krabs." โ
Mrs. Xiao: "The grassland is not much better, I am now a scientist in the Wolf Science Park, and the kind that uses a hammer to hit biological and chemical weapons is still a working boy......"
Xiao Alien: "I don't want to talk......"
Mao Yiren: "@่งๅผๅฝข, you have been staying in the egg, why don't you come out?" Maybe there's a living creature out there? โ
Xiao Alien: "......"
Xiao Alien: "Didn't you say that you read the chat history in front of you?" Why are you still asking me this question? (๏ฝโยดใก)โ
Mao Yiren: "I just scanned it, how could I read it all in such a short time." (ใก๏ฝ[]ยด)/โ
Xiao Alien: "Come on, I know what you want to ask!" I'm going to solve your problem right here in one go. โ
Xiao Alien: "First, it's not that I haven't crawled out of the egg, but the instinct of the facehugger tells me that if I stay outside the egg, I will live for about three days at most. โ
Xiao Alien: "Second, I spent about an hour exploring the appearance, this may be the pyramid from Antarctica, there are no living creatures here, not even a fresh corpse. โ
Mao Yiren: "That's ......"
Xiao Alien: "Don't talk, wait until I'm done!" โ
Xiao Alien: "Third, I know what you want to say, the face-hugging insect can't parasitize other face-hugging insects to become aliens." โ
Mao Yiren: "That's ......"
Xiao Taiwolf, Pai Da Xiao: "Don't talk, I know what you want to say!" โ
Xiao Taiwolf: "You want to kill in the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf?!" โ
Pai Daxiao: "You want to kill in SpongeBob SquarePants?!" โ
Mao Yiren: "......"
Xiao Yiren scratched his cat's head with a meat pad, looked at the three roundworms in his stomach, and thought secretly in his heart.
"Sloppy ......"
The conversation in the chat group is not over yet, and to be precise, the guy's words are not finished.
Xiao Alien: "So! โ
Pai Daxiao: "So! โ
Xiao Taiwolf: "So! โ
Mao Yiren: "So? โ
Xiao Alien, Xiao Taiwolf, sent Da Xiao: "The task of killing is taught to you!! Solemn jpg"
Mao Yiren: "Meow meow?!! โ
Xiao Alien, Xiao Taiwolf, Pai Da Xiao: "By the way, @็ซๅฅไป, which world are you from?!" Don't say it's a cat and a mouse......"
Mao Yiren: "......"
Cat Yiren: "Harry Potter, I'm Granger's kitten......"
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In a flash, half a day passed, and what appeared in the living room before was like an inconspicuous episode in life, which did not cause any waves on the lake of life.
When the time came that night, the living room of Granger's house was filled with a strong fragrance.
Dinner was quite hearty, the pie was wrapped in golden syrup, and around the pie, a ball of clotted cream was spread.
A large plate of fried snow fish with fried potatoes, the outermost layer is evenly coated with a layer of almond slices, crispy but not greasy.
To be honest, most of the Westerners' diets are biased towards sweets, and although Xiao Yiren has been doing so much for this taste, he is still not very accustomed to it.
But it wasn't him who ate anyway, so he naturally didn't have any opinions.
At this time, Xiao Yiren eats grilled fish that has been simply grilled and sprinkled with cumin and five-spice powder.
This grilled fish is made by Xiao Yiren himself, and the steps are very simple.
It was nothing more than a stick of the fish that the Granger couple had prepared for themselves, and stuffed it with a little prepared green onion and ginger slices to remove the smell.
Then mix the soy sauce and honey that Glenmorangie has at home into a sauce, brush it on the fish, evenly sprinkle the five-spice powder and cumin powder, and then grill it on the fire.
This operation has lasted for more than a year, and the skill of grilling fish can be said to be perfect, and it is completely impossible to wronged himself.
And Xiao Yiren's fragrant smell here naturally attracted the attention of the owl who was still staying at Granger's house, waiting for Hermione's reply.
A pair of big eyes stared directly at the grilled fish that Xiao Yiren was eating, and almost drooled down.
In this regard, Xiao Yiren just replied with a king's contempt, and didn't pay much attention to this guy.
seems to be cold, but in fact, Xiao Yiren's brain is running rapidly, quickly recalling the bits and pieces of Harry Potter in the past.
Xiao Yiren actually doesn't know much about the original Harry Potter books, after all, he was not a person who liked to watch movies in his previous life, and he only saw the Philosopher's Stone in Harry Potter movies, and the secret room is basically seen in short videos in the future, and these are basically just a general understanding.
It's more just to understand that the author seems to have been cyberbullied because of political correctness, and only Voldemort's actor spoke out in solidarity or something.
As for the finer parts of the original book, more information actually comes from the novel.
Harry Potter's various fan fiction, such as "Hogwarts: Bloodline Wizard", "A Magical Hogwarts" and so on.
Of course, although the focus is different, these novels also fully interpret the world view of Harry Potter, although there is indeed a lot of information in the brain.
If Xiao Yiren is not mistaken, this owl should be called Hiss, as long as Hermione enters Hogwarts, this owl will become Hermione's "royal owl".
Considering that it is very likely that he and this guy will not look up and see each other in the future, Xiao Yiren also gave this guy a face and waved his hand......
A year and a half ago, before Xiao Yiren's grilled fish skills were immature, the last few cans that Granger's family bought and were about to expire in half a year were directly pried open and thrown to it.
And this owl is also very acquainted with each other, and is very happy to eat the canned cat food eliminated by Xiao Yiren, and accepts Xiao Yiren's "contempt for the king".
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Unlike the atmosphere on Xiao Yiren's side, at the beginning of dinner, little Hermione took out a Hogwarts notification letter, and was very happy to see that the Granger couple had announced their success and their desire to learn magic.
And the Granger couple only thought it was a prank, and did not directly puncture Hermione's childlike innocence, but expressed their approval of Hermione's determination.
And with a mind that was more inclined to make Hermione happy, he helped Hermione complete the reply, and put the envelope away as if she had grabbed the acceptance letter before, and let Hermione leave here and go to deliver the letter.
At this time, the Granger couple didn't know that it was because of their act of thinking that it was fun, and in a few days, their worldview would be completely torn apart.
Of course, even if there is no such move, most of Hogwarts will still have to come, after all, if you don't become a wizard, the little wizard will slowly become a very destructive silent person, although it is voluntary, but it is actually a coercive measure.
And Xiao Yiren, who was acting as a background board throughout the whole process, watched this scene the whole time, and couldn't help but feel a little emotional in his heart.
"The world of this family, after this, is really completely different......"