Chapter 41 Robbery is an art

At this time, they still don't know what a strong mark their fateful meeting has left in Ruman's history books, and it will become a classic and legend that will be sung from generation to generation. {p-a-o-s-h-u-8.c-o-m}

And with this as the www.biquge.info of the pen fun pavilion, the curtain of history slowly opened.

The battlefield strewn with corpses, the broken flags fluttering in the hunt, the knights staggering forward in broken armor, the horses falling to the ground in the screams, the gorgeous palaces collapsing in the skylight, and the peerless enchanting looking back affectionately in the wind......

The ancient and vast empire of Ruman has once again begun its turmoil, and on the great stage of history, good and evil, light and darkness, loyalty and betrayal...... appeared on the stage one after another, and jointly performed this century-long bloody tragedy.

The historian Ruman wrote the following text in the most elegant ancient script: In the autumn of 831 in the Julian calendar, the star appeared in the north. The Holy Lord, the Great Leo, is in danger and meets the Duke on a forest path.

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Lorraine thought about it for a moment and decided to educate the chubby little hairy thief opposite.

He said coldly: "To be a robber is also to have the rules of being a robber." Not only that, but we also have to have a righteous name, and we have to have a loud slogan, how can anyone come up like you and say that you want to rob?"

The little boy was stunned: "Huh?"

Lorraine sneered and said, "Do you have a fourth- or sixth-level robbery qualification certificate issued by the International Bandit Qualification Committee?"

"Huh?" The little boy was stunned, and when he saw Lorraine's disdainful eyes, he unconsciously became discouraged, and said, "Do you still need to apply for a permit?"

Lorraine looked up at the sky and said disdainfully: "Nonsense~! In the Age of Discovery, the hooligans of the British Empire relied on issuing robbery licenses and bringing the robbers into standardized, institutionalized, corporate, and international management to create a world power. Belch...... You don't have to worry about the rest. Just know. ”

The little boy touched the back of his head, looked at his toes in shame, and said, "I...... I didn't know that I still had to get a certificate for robbery~!"

Lorraine snorted coldly, and said: "Do you have the name and slogan of justice? At the very least, when you appear, you have to tell the other party that you have done a lot of infrastructure work, such as I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, and so on." Then they were told to make charitable donations. It seems that he wants to pass by from here and leave behind to buy road money. Finally, it is shameful to point out that people who do not have a sense of public morality are very angry, and the consequences are very strict. Sue them, 'Half of the teeth are broken, and the big knife is killed and buried', understand?"

The little boy was already stunned, and muttered, "......Do you want to do this?"

"Do you think you can go to work with a slice knife?" Lorraine glanced at the little boy with disdain, interrupted him, and said: "How else to say that you guys who have not been trained and have no licenses are inferior~! ”

The boy's hostility was gone.

His big eyes rolled, and then humbly asked, "That...... If you can tell me, I'll ...... I'll let you go. ”

Lorraine sighed and said, "Okay, the young master is okay today, I'll teach you to be a good person." Who made me a good Samaritan? ”

Bardo next to him grinned, and said in his heart: "Good Samaritan? Which kind person will be fine, run to teach children to rob? Young master, this is too lacking in morality.

Lorraine stretched out her finger and said, "Robbery is a great and sacred art. Be a qualified, trained professional bandit.

First of all, when you see a target, you have to know, is it a fat sheep? Where is the valuable thing hidden?

Second, you need to know if it's a hands-on target. Will it be a decoy deliberately set by officers and soldiers, or other enemies that you can't provoke?

Thirdly, in the identification of fat sheep, and the risk is not great. It's really the time to make a fortune. It should also be noted that when robbing, you have to be brave and be the first to rush forward. Otherwise, those bastard brothers will definitely have unclean hands and feet, and take and steal them.

Fourth, after succeeding, we must take care of righteousness and be the last to evacuate. Because as long as there is a little brother who has not withdrawn, he has been arrested. As long as that guy confesses, you all have to be given a nest.

Fifth, when distributing the stolen goods, we must strictly abide by the rules, accurately value all the stolen goods, and divide them equally. Otherwise, those guys will definitely make a fuss.

This is called theft, and there is a way. ”

When Lorraine said this, he couldn't help but pause for a moment, and then continued: "These are what we said in the primary version of the popular textbook on robbery compiled by a well-known philosopher named Zhuangzi.

If you can do these five things, you can barely be regarded as a little robber.

But to become a new generation of pirate leaders with knowledge, culture, ideals, and morality, it is not enough to achieve these five points. ”

"Ahh

And behind him, Vera was already stunned, holding her heart in her hands, and the starlight shining in her big eyes. Xindao: This is worthy of being my master. Sure enough, he is a good robber. Mom is right, it's absolutely right to follow him. In contrast, those beast dragons who write about robbery guides are all damn dead liars who cheat manuscript fees.

She quietly threw all the robbers she had collected, how to be a good robber and fool manual, and so on on the ground. Then he stepped on them heavily, and after thinking about it, he was a little unwilling. Immediately afterwards, he grimaced and took a hard spit.

Lorraine said this, glanced behind the little boy, and saw that the warriors standing behind him were also demented, and waved his hand: "Of course." Because the looted things are not necessarily hard currency, you also need to have a secure transaction channel. It is used in exchange for the materials they need, but these are all problems of selling stolen goods. It is not within the scope of this free vocational skills training. So I won't sue you. ”

The little boy tilted his head and looked at Lorraine in a daze for a long time, gritting his teeth one moment and smiling again. I don't know what's going on in his head.

Lorraine waited for a moment, but found that he still hadn't come to his senses. He said unceremoniously: "Hey, hey, that little thief, can we go now?"

The little boy came to his senses. He seemed to have made up his mind in his heart. He pursed his mouth heavily, then knelt down on one knee, touched his chest with his hand, and made a solemn Ruman salute, then raised his head and said solemnly: "This big brother, I, Leo, Caius, Julius." I hereby solemnly ask that you be my teacher and teach me how to rob, is that okay?"

When the soldiers next to them saw this, they immediately panicked.

"Little grandfather, you can't be like this~!" They screamed as if something terrible had happened and jumped down from the hill.

They came to the little boy and gathered around him, begging and pleading.

"Little grandpa, get up quickly. ”

"If Grandpa knew, he would have skinned us. ”

"Please, don't learn it. Otherwise, one day we will sneak out quietly and watch a monkey show for a day?"

"Sugar man, little grandfather, don't you like to eat candy man the most? I'll go back and buy you a box. ”

"We can't learn from a robber, can we?"

“......”

They tried their best to talk and bewitch, tempting and pleading, and tried to dispel the little boy's whimsical idea.

Some even put their swords in their hands and glared angrily at the people of Lorraine, making false noises of intimidation. It seems that the little boy is like this, and they are all responsible for it.

But the little boy was unusually stubborn and persistent.

He broke off and snorted: "You all shut up for me~!"

Although the voice was childish and crisp, the majesty of the superior that he had cultivated since childhood made everyone suddenly silent. They looked at each other silently and moved out of the way.

The little boy fell to his knees on one knee, his big black eyes unblinking, and he looked straight at Lorraine across from him. "Do you agree or not?"

"Caius?" Lorraine heard the name, and felt vaguely familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere. But I couldn't remember it for a while. He finally shook his head and said in his heart: "Since I can't think of it, it's obviously a matter that is not serious." ”

He looked at the little boy's luxurious clothes, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Be your teacher, aren't you?"

"Hmm~!" the little boy nodded heavily.

Lorraine thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible, but how much salary do you pay? and what about the benefits?"

When Baldo saw this, he was immediately frightened. He hurriedly said: "Sir, sir, don't forget jì, we still have to go to school in Maple Leaf Danlin." ”

Lorraine was stunned.

At this time, the little boy had already heard it, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "You guys are going to school at Maple Leaf Danlin Academy, are you?"

"Of course. Baldo stretched out his thumb and pointed at Lorraine, and said proudly: "Our Earl of Lorraine is a specially recruited student of the ** division of Lester. ”

The little boy was stunned for a moment, he raised his head, and muttered, "Count of Lorraine?"

Baldo smiled proudly and said, "Of course." I didn't expect that such a small thief as you would know the prestige of our family. If you're afraid, get out of the way and let us go. Otherwise...... Hum hum ......"

Leo ignored him, but looked at Lorraine carefully at one glance and the next, and said, "You are the Count of Lorraine who wrote 'Dinner' and caused a sensation?"

Lorraine was stunned. I didn't expect Rollena to be so fast, and it was already staged.

Seeing that he acquiesced, Leo suddenly let go of his throat and shouted: "Nicole, Nicole~! I found you the Kaizi you want the most, do you think he is suitable or not?"

The crisp sound echoed through the forest, startling flocks of birds.

PS: I just received a flower, happy.

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