Chapter 40: Robbed Again?

Due to a torrential rain that had just fallen last night, a faint white mist filled the woods and did not dissipate until noon. The sun also hid behind thick clouds, and the whole sky looked a little dark and melancholy.

A raven foraging by the side of the road seemed to be disturbed by something, flapping its wings and flying from the ground, making an angry and high-pitched cry that echoed through the quiet forest for a long time.

A moment later, the sound of singing came from afar.

"In that faraway place,"

"There was a girl named Weaver Girl. ”

"On the blue seaside. ”

"There's a girl who has become a snail. ”

"They are so gentle and kind,"

"Won't care if you have a luxury sports car,"

"There are no designer clothes. ”

"They're all so cute and pretty,"

"I don't care if you have a million-dollar deposit,

"There are no three-storey bungalows. ”

“......”

"Oh......" A pleasant chord sounded.

"This good girl~!

"What a good girl~!"

"It's a pity that none of them are girls on earth. ”

"Oh~!"

"None of them are human girls~!"

With this song, a mule cart slowly approached from a distance.

When the song ended, a young man of about sixteen or seventeen years old, with full black hair and bright eyes, stood up from the car. He asked the petite and pretty-looking little maid sitting next to him, "Vera, do you think my song is good, young master?"

Vera hesitated for a long time, and finally said Ai Aidi: "Young master, how can your song not be good." I think your song is the best. ”

Lorraine couldn't help but sigh as she looked at her innocent and pretty face that turned sideways, as well as her long, straight eyelashes that were deliberately lowered to avoid her eyes. said: "You don't know what art is at all~!"

Then he turned to the man who was driving the car and asked, "What do you think, Baldo?"

Baldoyan's whip paused in the air, then laughed dryly twice, and said, "Sir, do you want to listen to the truth?"

Lorraine said angrily: "Of course, young master, what am I going to do if I want to listen to lies? If you have anything to say, it doesn't matter, young master, I am very broad-minded." ”

"Then I'll tell you the truth. Baldo was tormented along the way, and at this time he turned his heart on his mind and said, "Sir, this strange instrument you have made is indeed very good, and it has a beautiful voice. ”

Lorraine sighed and said, "You just say but~!"

Baldo paused for a moment and said, "But your singing voice ...... I'll tell you the truth, don't be angry. You used to rap poorly called sheep sounds, and I never understood it. Now when I listen to your songs, I finally know after your guidance. It turns out that a person's singing voice can still be like this. ”

After he finished speaking, he was a little relieved, turned around, peeked at Lorraine's face, and was suddenly startled: "Wow, sir, why is your face blue? It doesn't matter, right? You said it, don't be angry." ”

"Am I angry?" Lorraine snorted coldly and sat down.

He plucked the strings casually, paused for a while, and said, "Baldo, I remember the last time you were lazy at work, and you went to the kitchen to fart and chat with Aunt Nancy's daughter, didn't you?

Baldo grinned and said with a wry smile: "Sir, we don't want to retaliate like this." You can't talk and don't count ......"

Just as they were messing around, they saw a figure jump down from the hill next to them.

The man jumped down the hill and immediately fell on a sturdy buttocks, screaming in pain. But then he endured the pain, got up from the ground, rubbed it twice, and then shouted loudly: "Rob~!"

The voice was high-pitched and crisp, and it was clearly a child who had not yet reached the stage of voice change.

Baldo hurriedly stopped the mule. All three looked out at the same time.

I saw a white and tender little boy standing in the middle of the road with his hands on his waist, his chest folded, and his belly folded.

He is about ** years old, his little face is flushed, his skin is white and red, and he looks extremely delicate. There is a head full of black hair, and under the long eyelashes, there are a pair of smart and cunning eyes. Those big eyes were black and bright, sparkling like black gems, and even the person opposite could see their own reflection.

This is a bit like a robber, it's just a little fat sheep sent to the door.

The three of them looked at each other, and there was a slight smile on their faces.

The man was not afraid at all when he saw the three of them, and he couldn't help but stomp the bright deerskin boots on his feet, and said angrily: "I said robbery, did you hear it?"

Seeing this, Lorraine couldn't help but smile and said to the maid next to her: "Vera, do you see it, your companion is here~!"

Vera blushed immediately, rolled up her sleeves, and was about to jump out of the car to teach the little rascal who didn't know the height of the sky. At that moment, I heard a noise in the grass, and a dozen tall warriors stood on top of the knoll.

"Don't move, wait a minute. Lorraine hurriedly reached out and grabbed Vera.

The little boy turned around, looked at the soldiers, and complained, "Carterus, why did you come out like this? I don't know if you cover your face or anything, so you will reveal your whereabouts." ”

The leader of the warrior hesitated for a moment, and said, "But the little ...... Master, you ......"

The little boy shook his little hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." It's a little bit of a thing, I can fix it. ”

As soon as he turned around, he crossed his waist with one hand, and pointed at the group of big men behind him with his thumb with the other, and said to the three Lorraine: "Do you see? These are all my people." You can't beat us. I'll rob you and pay the money quickly, and I can let you go." Let's all save trouble~!"

What kind of man Uncle Lorraine is, every gold coin is strung on the ribs, and if you want to take it out, you have to use a vice to pull it down, and each one is covered with blood. What's more, the young girl next to him is also a child who doesn't want to die when she sees money.

One of them can be regarded as a dual cultivator of magic and martial arts, and the other has five muskets in his hands, and his combat effectiveness is extremely strong. Now even if the lich came, he had a fight. What's more, it's just a few thieves?

Beat them and rob them, that's not bad luck.

Lorraine was about to do it immediately, but when he saw those few warriors standing on a high place, he felt that they would not be so simple.

I saw that they all had strict expressions and extraordinary bearings. Just one stop there, standing tall and unmoving. A fierce murderous aura that only those iron-blooded elites who had experienced the sea of corpses and blood rushed towards them.

He reached out and pressed Vera, who was eager to try, then looked at the little boy, touched his chin, laughed twice, and said, "You want to rob?"

"Of course. The little boy with pink makeup raised his head proudly, then crossed his waist and said impatiently, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get the money." ”

Lorraine thought about it sideways and said, "What do you want?"

The little chubby boy opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Lorraine had already preemptively said: "Gold coins, silver coins, copper plates, checks, money orders, bank cards, IC cards, IQ cards, are they all needed?"

The little boy thought for a moment and replied very seriously: "Although I don't know what the ones you said later, it doesn't matter if you want to give them all." ”

Lorraine burst out laughing.

When the little boy heard his laughter, he blinked his eyes wide, strange and angry in his heart. He stomped his foot and said, "What do you mean by that?"

Lorraine stopped laughing, and then said very sternly: "Do you know, it is because of people like you that our promising profession will be looked down upon." ”

"Let's ...... Shall we?" the little boy touched his head, suddenly understood, and pointed at Lorraine and shouted, "You...... You are a real robber. ”

"Huh? No. He saw the instrument beside Lorraine and said, "I just heard it very clearly, there is a guy who is not full of five notes and is screaming there......"

When Vera and Baldo heard this, they couldn't help but 'poof' at the same time and laughed out loud.

Lorraine glanced at them with a grim face, and made up her mind in her heart to deduct their wages for the next month.

Then the little boy said, "Don't lie. Where are you a robber? You're obviously a singer. ”

At this moment, a breeze blew, and Lorraine plucked the strings in his hand, and suddenly made a pleasant sound.

The sound of the piano mixed with the gentle breeze, like fairy music, made these people who had never heard a guitar lose their minds for a moment.

The little boy exclaimed in amazement and involuntarily said, "You play so well." ”

He blinked his long eyelashes, came back to his senses, jumped suddenly, pointed to Lorraine's nose, and said, "Look, I'll just say you're a singer." Who would play such good music for ordinary people?"

Lorraine couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, is this sentence a curse, or a compliment? Besides, what's wrong with the singers? In his world, some singers could still become superstars, and the house tickets, horses, and cars were rolling in.

He thought about it for a while and decided to educate the chubby little thief on the other side.

At this time, they still don't know what a strong mark their fateful meeting has left in Ruman's history books, and it will become a classic and legend that will be sung from generation to generation.