Chapter 405: Stingy Goatee
Seeing the old man with the goatee say this, everyone was happy.
But I had some self-blame, I didn't expect the old man with a goatee to look nervous.
But the heart is so kind!
When I think about what I just did, I can't help but feel a little guilty.
But at this moment, it is not the time to feel guilty, because what the old man with the goatee has mastered is likely to be the key to Li Juhong's incident!
Thinking of this, I took a deep breath and asked the old man with the goatee:
"Dao Chief, what do you mean by this 'dung beetle shadow corpse' you just said?
What's the allusion to this? Do you know the inside scoop?
If you know, you might as well speak up and let's discuss it together! ”
When the old man with the goatee heard this, he glanced at me and said:
"It deserves to be the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town! The questions asked are always so sharp!
Honestly, I like you a lot! In today's society, there are many people who can't say exactly what they want to say!
And you can actually express exactly what you want to say!
What a gratifying blessing! Seeing that there is such a little Zhuge as you in Changlong Town, I am very satisfied with this!
Very relieved!
Regardless of ......"
The first half of the old man with the goatee was all praising me, and what praised me was "the rippling spring heart", but suddenly he changed his words and stopped.
Seeing him stop, I couldn't help but be a little surprised, for fear that he would change his mind.
Hurriedly looked at the old man with a goatee and asked:
"Dao Chief, why didn't you say it? Could it be something? ”
When the old man with the goatee heard this, he frowned slightly and said:
"Hey! It seems that you have some disrespect for me! ”
Hearing this, not only me, but also the old ghost and others on the side were also stunned.
Disrespectful?
What do you mean by that?
I think I am Gao Jin, as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, with wisdom and emotional intelligence, and the first title of double business.
It's not just me personally, it's the whole of Changlong Town!
I had just been so polite, but the old man with the goatee said I had no respect for him.
I wondered, how else could I respect him?
Thinking about this, I can't help but feel a little irritated.
I thought so, but I didn't show it.
Instead, he arched his fist at the old man with a goatee, and said respectfully:
"Dao Chief, I really don't understand, why do you say I don't respect you!
As the No. 1 Little Zhuge in Changlong Town, I feel that it is already your honor to be able to talk to you in person!
What's more, I also respectfully call you the Taoist Master, which shows that I respect you!
But you say I don't respect you, could it be that you are picking on thorns?
Or are you still worried about what happened just now?
If that's the case, then I have nothing to say! Let's leave it at that! ”
With that, I was about to turn away.
Seeing that I was leaving, the old man with the goatee "tsk" and said behind my back:
"Oh yes, look at you young man, you're too irritable, aren't you?!
I just said one word, and you said a lot of things! You're not disrespecting me?!
I said you don't respect me, you should ask me where you disrespected.
Instead of finding such a big push to reprimand me!
It's so hateful! You guys! What a disappointment for me! ”
The old man with the goatee said, shaking his head in a helpless manner.
Looking at the old man with a goatee like this, my heart moved.
Yes, although this old thing is a little picky, what he said makes sense!
The old man with the goatee said we didn't respect him, and there must be a reason for that.
I didn't ask anything about it just now, just talking like this, and it really has my problem!
Thinking of this, I sighed, turned back to the old man with the goatee, and said:
"Dao Chief, what you just said is so good! You said we were rude to you, and there must be a reason for you!
And I don't ask indiscriminately, I just talk to you like that!
That's my fault! Michigan! Please forgive us for the hours we've met!
Give us a chance to make things right!
Didn't you say that we have no respect for you? What is it that makes you unhappy? Could you please answer for us? ”
In the face of my sincere apology, the old man with the goatee nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Hmm~ It is worthy of being the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town! If you make a mistake, you know how to correct it!
I really admire my goatee today!
Yes! Since you have sincerely invited me, I will tell you with great mercy today!
Just now, when you were listening to that eldest sister, you prepared cookies and soda for her.
Come to me, but nothing.
Could it be that my dignified moral real person is not as good as an eldest sister?!
Tell me, are you disrespecting me by doing this? Is it disrespectful to the moralists?! ”
I thought that the old man with the goatee said that we were disrespectful to him, and there would be some other reason.
But unexpectedly, he actually wanted soda and cookies!!
Sure enough, after listening to his words, we all froze in place, and almost fainted on the ground.
I didn't expect the old man with a goatee to look very normal, but he was so stingy in his heart!
But now, we're counting on the old man with the goatee to answer our questions about the dung beetle shadow corpse.
So now, although we were very unhappy with the old man with the goatee, we sighed, took out a box of biscuits and a bottle of soda from our bag, and handed them to the old man with the goatee.
The old man with the goatee, when he saw the soda and biscuits in our hands, his eyes lit up.
After taking the soda and biscuits, he immediately devoured them.
In less than five minutes, the old man with the goatee swallowed the soda and biscuits.
After seeing that the old man with the goatee had eaten and drunk enough, I slowly asked:
"Dao Chief, now that you have eaten and drunk enough, can you explain to us what this 'dung beetle shadow corpse' means?"
When the old man with the goatee heard this, he burped, touched his belly with satisfaction, and said:
"Okay! Ate your biscuits and drank your sodas.
Don't worry, I'll answer it for you!
This 'dung beetle shadow corpse', it's divided into two parts!
Part of it is a 'dung beetle', and part of it is a 'shadow corpse'.
Dung beetles, do you know what they are? ”
After the old man with the goatee finished speaking, he looked at us fixedly, probably giving us time to think.
We looked at each other, both looking puzzled.
What is this dung beetle?
After a long silence, we shook our heads and said:
"Dao Chief, what is this dung beetle? We are really shallow and don't understand what dung beetles are!
For the sake of biscuits and sodas, please answer what a dung beetle is! ”