Chapter 406: Explanation of the Shadow Corpse
Seeing that we didn't know what a dung beetle was, the old man with the goatee showed a look of great surprise.
He looked at us with a look of surprise and said, "
"Huh?! You guys...... You don't even know what dung beetles are?
Oops, you're not lying to me, are you?! There are still people, and even dung beetles don't know what they are!
It's really ...... It's incredible! Just like you, you are still known as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, and you are also known as an outstanding figure in the Dao Sect world!
It's so funny! Hahahaha! ”
In the face of the old man's ridicule with the goatee, I couldn't help but feel a little disgusted.
I don't know what a dung beetle is.
But you old man with a goatee, there's no need to laugh at me like that, right?!
I think I am Gao Jin, as the first little Zhuge in Changlong Town, and the smartest person in Changlong Town!
I don't just represent me, but the whole of Changlong Town!
Isn't it an insult to me, you old man with a goatee, to taunt me at will?
You goatee old man, you can insult me, but you can't disrespect Changlong Town!
Thinking of this, I frowned, looked at the old man with a goatee seriously, and said:
"Old goatee, what do you mean by that? You're sarcastic!
I don't care how you insult my partner, I don't care how you insult me.
But I am high in the spirit of Changlong Town, and insulting me is insulting Changlong Town! ”
Seeing me say this, the old man with the goatee didn't show any guilt.
Instead, he looked at me with a relaxed face and asked:
"And then?"
I had no idea that the old man with the goatee would react like this.
I thought he would blame himself very much, and give me and Changlong Town a deep apology!
I didn't expect him to behave like this!
Thinking of this, I went straight back to my seat, no longer prepared to listen to the old man with the goatee.
After all, as the No. 1 Xiao Zhuge in Changlong Town, if I can't guarantee the reputation of Changlong Town, I don't have to think about anything else!
Old man with a goatee, probably didn't expect me to react so much.
Somewhat surprised, he said behind my back:
"Yo, you're angry just a few words? Oops! It's so useless!
As soon as I said that, I got angry. If you say a hundred or a thousand sentences, wouldn't you be angry?!
Hahahaha! ”
In the face of the old man's taunt with the goatee, I was even more angry.
"Rubbing", stood up, walked directly in front of the old man with a goatee, scolded, and said:
"Good old goatee! You are so hateful! You talk like that!
Don't you know that you are very rude in this way?!
Looks like that's what you moralists are all about! It's so hateful!
But I also understand that the morality sect, as the authentic sect of the world, will not have people like you!
Even if you do, you must not be popular! He must have been expelled from the division! Hahahaha! ”
After that, I was in a very good mood.
I call it the way of others and the body of others.
The old man with the goatee was looking smug, and his face changed immediately when he heard me insult the moralist.
I saw him frowning, looking at me with a flushed face, stretching out his fingers, trembling constantly, and scolding:
"You...... Your...... What the hell are you talking about...... Long...... How could there be a ...... in Changlong Town? There are people like you......"
Looking at the old man with a goatee, I was so angry that I was like this, and I was very happy.
The heart said that this guy will have today!
He did this to me just now, and I also insulted him.
Seeing him like this, I felt a sense of revenge in my heart.
I then scolded:
"Old man with a goatee, I see you, just to eat my biscuits and soda, you moralists, you are so unbearable!
He also claims to be a moralist, I think that's it! ”
The old goatee man, after hearing my words, seemed even more anxious and angry.
He "rubbed", stood up from the ground, and scolded:
"You...... You are so hateful! I'm not in it for cookies and sodas!
You say that, it's really an insult to my personality! ”
When I saw the old man with the goatee, who was already angry with me, I knew that the time had come.
I coughed, clapped my hands, and said:
"Okay! Since you're not here for soda and biscuits, tell me what this 'dung beetle shadow corpse' is!
Otherwise, we would have cursed moralists every day! I also told this matter to the entire Daomen world!
Let everyone in the Daomen world know what the morality sect is all about! ”
After hearing this, the old man with the goatee actually walked directly to my side, shook my hand, and said with tears in his eyes:
"Little Zhuge , young man! Don't do that! If you do this, how will I still mess around in the Daomen in the future!
How else do I walk the rivers and lakes! What a disgrace to our moralists' reputation by doing this!
Please don't do it again, woooooooooooooo ”
The old man with the goatee began to cry as he spoke.
Looking at him like this, I couldn't help but feel a little proud, and I said in my heart, just because you want to fight with me?!
I didn't plan to take an aggressive stance against the old man with a goatee.
Instead, he sighed and said:
"Alright! Since you said so, then I will reluctantly not say it! Forgive me!
However, I have to make one thing clear! That's what you have to tell me, what is a dung beetle shadow corpse'!
And you can't be verbose anymore, do you know it, just because you're like this, it's long-winded.
I've been delayed for a long time! ”
When the old man with the goatee heard this, he immediately nodded yes and said:
"As long as you don't tell me about it, I'll tell you everything about the dung beetle shadow corpse!
This dung beetle is the scientific name of the dung shell lang!
What about the shadow corpse, this is a child without a mother, it's a long story!
The earliest records date back to 8,000 years ago, when there was a family whose ancestral tomb was in disrepair, so they found a Mr. Yin and Yang to relocate the ancestral tomb to a new place.
But what I didn't expect was that after opening the coffin, I found that the person inside was still lifelike!
But what is surprising is that he still has his mouth open!
Mr. Yin Yang was very surprised when he saw it, and said in his heart that this special mother, isn't it a shadow corpse?!
Fortunately, this Mr. Yin and Yang is an extremely strong person in Taoism and martial arts! A series of means were used to strangle this shadow corpse in its embryonic form!
Fortunately, I found it early! Otherwise, in a few years, this shadow corpse will become a climate, and all the people in their family will be eaten!! ”