Today, many people are waiting to see the excitement, the prisoners in the same cell as Chen Xi, except for Uncle Wen and Uncle Huang, the others are not close to Chen Xi, the fire at the city gate will affect the pond fish, no one wants to be like Yang Qi, be affected, and be beaten in vain.

Although everyone didn't say it in front of Chen Xi, it was natural that it also reached his ears. Chen Xi himself has not changed on the surface, but he is very scared in his heart, and he is trying not to go out now, and when he goes out, he also moves to places where the prison guards can see.

Now that most of Chen Xi's injuries are healed, he can basically move freely, he is now worried, and he keeps thinking about the tricks he has seen and learned before, picking out some practical ones and rehearsing them in his mind, preparing to fight hard when the time comes. He is very aware of his own strength, so the tricks he picks are basically very ruthless and very lethal, and only in this way can he use his own strength to ensure that he can cause a little damage to the enemy.

Also, Chen Xi remembered that he had heard some experience of group fights before, when a person was beaten by many people, how could you win the fight? You're not Jet Li. So it's impossible for everyone to fight, just grab one, grab one of your opponents and fight desperately to the death. In this way, maybe those accomplices will be afraid, at least there is a bottom, so that they will not lose too unjustly.

After eating at noon, when Chen Xi returned to cell 209, he saw that it was empty, and no one had returned. In connection with today's situation, Chen Xi immediately realized that something was wrong, could it be that all of them avoided it first when they heard the wind? Are they going to beat themselves here?

Chen Xi's suspicion didn't last long, because several people had already appeared at the door.

The first to come was the tiger and the three of them, followed by the gray cow, Lao Kai, and bullets, and the others did not come in, and they only dared to watch the excitement outside the door.

"Boy! We've been locked up for half a month, and you've got nothing to do. You've got it! You're such a dick! The tiger said fiercely.

Chen Xi looked at the door, there were already a lot of prisoners watching the excitement, and he didn't know if the three bosses were helping them, or just watching the excitement. Even if he can rush past the three of them, he will definitely not be able to pass the three bosses, and even if he is lucky, how can he squeeze the bunch of people at the door away? Now it's really a bit of a nowhere to go, and if he decides that he can't do it, he will recognize the tiger and fight alone.

Looking at the three prisoners in front of him, Chen Xi plucked up his courage and said: "I didn't offend you either, as for me not being imprisoned, probably because I was seriously injured, it was decided by the police, and I don't know." ”

"Really? When are we children? Another prisoner said in a strange voice.

Chen Xi thought that he couldn't escape anyway, so he simply provoked the gray cow to see if there was a way out, so he went out and said, "Since this is the case, I have nothing to say." The three of you came today and wanted to beat me, and I definitely couldn't hide from it. It's rare that the three bosses are also here, the bosses are all the people of the year here, just make a notarization, if the three bosses think they should beat me, I have nothing to say. After speaking, Chen Xi hugged his head and face with both hands, and looked like he was standing and waiting for the fight. Of course, his fist was ready to respond.

The three of them didn't expect Chen Xi to throw the problem on a few of their bosses, although they came to fight Chen Xi now because they got the tacit approval of several bosses, but now that they say so, I don't know how the bosses will decide? So the three of them didn't dare to make a move, and turned to look at the gray cow and them.

The bosses didn't know whether Chen Xi was really straight or insidious, but for a while, when the three of them asked for someone to beat a child, they still felt a little unable to let go of their face.

The gray cow and the bullet glanced at each other, and said at the same time: "We are all here to have a play, it is inconvenient to intervene in the grievances between you, Brother Kai said it, let's listen to Brother Kai's opinion." They all knew that Lao Kai was scheming, so they quickly transferred the problem to him.

Lao Kai thought that he had a lot of eyes, but he didn't expect the two of them to block their mouths first. But after all, he was cunning and cunning, and he scolded secretly in his heart, and the expression on his face was still very natural, "Since Brother Niu and Brother Bullet have said so, my Lao Kai can't help but speak." In this way, if there is something we can talk about first, we can't solve it by force. ”

Everyone didn't understand what he meant, and they all looked at him. Lao Kai continued: "In this way, I'll tell you a meat joke first to ease the atmosphere." A man and a woman met at the donation center, and the two chatted. The woman said, "I'm here to donate blood, and they pay me five dollars." The man said, "I'll donate sperm, and they pay fifty dollars." The woman thought about it for a long time after hearing this. Then the two broke up. A few months later, the two of them met again at the donation center, and the man took the initiative to say hello: Hey, are you donating blood again? The woman keeps her mouth closed and makes a whining sound while shaking her head! Hahahaha......" Lao Kai laughed to himself.

Some people didn't understand, but many people outside who watched the excitement had heard Lao Kai speak, and they quickly laughed, of course, those who didn't understand also laughed. It's just that everyone is very strange in their hearts, at this time, how can Lao Kai still be in the mood to talk about yellow jokes?

"Chen Xi, your name is Chen Xi, right? Look at you and you're still reading, people who read should have learned a lot of meat jokes, say a few to listen to, say it well, maybe the tiger will not pursue anything as soon as they are happy. Lao Kai said with a smile.

Chen Xi raised his head, "I ......" He just wanted to say that he wouldn't, but when he heard Lao Kai's meaning, it seemed that he wanted to play with them, and if he felt happy, he would ask the tiger to let them go. Although Lao Kai is very cunning and untrustworthy, the prisoners are just trying to have fun and relieve their boredom when they fight, maybe they tell some pornographic jokes, and they just laugh!

In order to protect himself now, Chen Xi didn't feel embarrassed or embarrassed, so he quickly used his brain to recall the meat jokes he had heard and seen before. "That's it, my level is far inferior to Brother Kai, so let's tell a riddle first. Two men do it on the stone, playing an idiom. ”

"! What idioms will we have? Change the subject! Immediately someone outside shouted.

"That's - shemale show, playing a national league." Seeing that everyone's response was not enthusiastic, Chen Xi hurriedly changed: "A woman's underwear, you can guess a famous car, or you can hit a government agency." ”

Everyone thought for a while and had no answer, Lao Kai said: "It's too hard to guess, what is it?" ”

"The car is a blue bird, which means to stop the bird; The government agency is the Party Central Committee (Block Central Committee). ”

Everyone laughed after a little thought, only Chen Xi smiled ugly.

"Don't tell a riddle, it's a joke." The Grey Bull commanded.

Chen Xi had already thought about one at this time, and hurriedly said: "There was an adult man who came to a hotel, and he saw a lot of beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss, why are there so many beautiful cars, and the boss told him, I have a five-year-old son, and he does three things, if you can do it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away, if you can't, just leave your car, many people can't do it, so ...... He thought that what a five-year-old could do, he couldn't do, so he gave it a try. The boss took him to a room, and there was a beautiful beauty in it, (it turned out to be a beautiful beauty, really, but Chen Xi didn't have time to correct his grammar at this time, and no one cared.) The child went over and kissed her, and he did it, and then the child went over and touched the whole body of the beautiful woman, and he did it, and the third thing, the child took out his little brother and bent it three times......"

Everyone understood this, they all laughed, and they all urged Chen Xi to continue.

"The beautiful female doctor is very popular with male patients in the hospital, and there are many suitors for romance and gold, and of course, there is also a lot of xing harassment.

One day, after Mr. Chan had an infertility test in the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check if Mr. Chan's sperm count had decreased. She gave him a small sealed glass jar and told him to go home and pack some samples to bring.

The next day, when Mr. Chan came back, the female doctor found that the glass jar was still empty.

Mr. Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried with my right hand for a long time, but there was no movement; I tried with my left hand, but it still didn't work, I called my wife to help, and she tried both hands, but it didn't work. I told her to get it with her mouth, and still there was no way.

The female doctor's face flushed as she listened. Mr. Chen kept saying, "It just so happened that my cousin came to my house to give gifts, and she was relatively young and had good physical strength, so I asked her to help." She also used her hands first and then her mouth, working very hard......

Stop! Stop! The female doctor couldn't hold back any longer: this kind of thing...... ...... you asked your cousin to help with it?

Mr. Chen said: She is very happy! But it still doesn't work! I just came to you to see if you can ......

When the female doctor heard this, she asked angrily: Can it be anything?

The gentleman said, "Can you open the lid of this glass jar?" ”

All the prisoners laughed, but their noise had already provoked the prison guards.

"What for! What are you doing here! Get back! The guards waved their batons to disperse most of the prisoners and entered the cells.

"Officer, we're very formal, just chatting here." Lao Kai said leisurely.

When the prison guard saw the scene inside, although it was a little weird, there was really no trace of a fight, so he said, "Be quiet! And hurry back, I'm going to lock the door later! With that, he left.

After the police left, the prisoners immediately surrounded the door, and everyone smiled and said, "The police have left, continue talking." ”

When the book is used, it is hated less, what a wise saying! Chen Xi never thought that pornographic jokes could help him a lot, but now he couldn't help but feel emotional, he thought for a while, and was ready to continue telling pornographic jokes to amuse everyone.

At this time, Lao Kai spoke: "Okay, I've heard the jokes, and the purpose of listening to the jokes has been achieved, the police shouldn't come over soon, and you can start solving your own affairs." ”

Only then did the parties and the people who watched the excitement understand Lao Kai's intention of proposing to tell a pornographic joke, the noisy police had already come just now, and if there was another noise, the police would not come so soon!