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Chen Xi will start to have good luck.

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Seeing that everyone is interested in the riddle, let's talk about the answer, "Two men do it on a stone, play an idiom" is killing two birds with one stone.

As for the first joke, I'm embarrassed to tell it, I understand it myself, it is said that what I didn't understand was very pure drops~~~~ Lai Changyi

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Chen Xi secretly scolded Lao Kai for being insidious, but he also hurriedly and secretly guarded, ready to withstand the attack of the three tigers.

The tiger looked at Chen Xi and said, "We don't bully children either, for the sake of you telling everyone meat jokes for fun, we won't teach you a heavy lesson." But if we don't teach a lesson at all, then we haven't squatted for half a month in vain, and what face do we have? ”

When Chen Xi heard what he meant, it seemed that he would symbolically beat himself up, and he immediately changed his mind, if it was really just like this, he wouldn't have to fight hard, it would only hurt both sides, and he would definitely hurt himself even more.

After making up his mind, Chen Xi stretched out his hand to protect his head again.

The three of them glanced at each other and immediately surrounded Chen Xi. Seeing that Chen Xi didn't resist or dodge, the three of them all hit him with confidence, and they didn't hit Chen Xi's head, but only hit his back, chest and abdomen.

"Hey, why don't you resist? It's not a sight to look at if you hit a dead dog. "Seeing the excitement at the door, seeing Chen Xi let them fight, they all felt bored, they were looking forward to the first day, it was best for everyone to fight together.

The tiger also felt tasteless, and the three of them beat a child who didn't resist in front of many people, which was really boring, and after a few punches, they all stopped.

"Teach you a lesson, don't be so arrogant in the future! Do you think you'll be protected by filing a complaint with the police? We're going to kill you as easily as pinching ants! The tiger threatened viciously.

Chen Xi still lowered his head and kept nodding in agreement, after being beaten several times before, this time it was relatively light.

And that's how it was settled? Everyone was a little disappointed, and they all expected Yang Qi to have a good performance.

At this time, Chen Xi smelled a smell, his heart moved, and he couldn't help but raise his head and look around.

"See what?" Lao Kai saw Chen Xi looking over and glared at him, "Lao Tzu came over to help you mediate, is it too much to eat your bucket of instant noodles?" Damn it! Jianlibao only has two cans left, if it weren't for the politeness of Brother Bullet, Lao Tzu wouldn't be able to share it! ”

It turned out that when Chen Xi was being beaten just now, Lao Kai had already taken down the instant noodles and Jianlibao that he stacked on the pillow, and he threw two cans of drinks to the gray cow and bullets, and he tore the seal of the instant noodles, and took a water bottle from the side of the bed and poured hot water instant noodles. Eating the big pot of food in the prison cafeteria every day, and now smelling the smell of instant noodles, he can't help but be a little greedy.

The bullet didn't drink the drink, and threw it back to Lao Kai, who unceremoniously opened it and drank it. Seeing Chen Xi looking at him at this time, he was a little annoyed, he didn't take the initiative to pay respect, and even looked reluctant.

Originally, according to Chen Xi's current attitude, he could let go of any face, even the request to tell pornographic jokes in public could be done, and there was no problem with a bowl of instant noodles and two cans of soda, if he could make a good relationship with this, he would definitely not be reluctant.

But these things are different, they are not just a little food, and they are not just a matter of a few dollars, they were brought by his parents from afar, to put it mildly, they are full of love and care from their parents! Chen Xi himself was reluctant to eat, and when he put it on the bedside and looked at him, it was like seeing his parents, these sealed foods could be stored for a long time, and he could look at them for a long time, but now, ......

These old Kai could not have imagined in any way, and in his impression, he could have all the things of the prisoners in this prison, unless it was the subordinates of the other two bosses. Therefore, when Chen Xi received something, he didn't even give it to himself to enjoy, in his opinion, he was already a little ignorant.

Chen Xi looked at Lao Kai, his eyes flashed with anger, and he said loudly: "Why are you touching my things? ”

Lao Kai and the gray cow had already opened the cans, they looked at Chen Xi as if they were looking at monsters, and the tigers and the people who were watching the excitement outside also felt that Chen Xi was too naïve to ask.

Lao Kai raised his head and drank the soda, then smashed the can at Chen Xi, and scolded unhappily: "Damn! Lao Tzu eats you, he looks up to you! Are you upset? ”

Chen Xi was very angry now, and he didn't dare to see who the other party was, he waved his hand and slapped the smashed can, glared at Lao Kai and scolded back: "Other people's things are also moved casually, steal other people's things to eat, don't you fucking have anyone teach you what upbringing is?" "He's really out of the way now.

After Chen Xi's words came out, everyone quieted down, no one in this prison dared to speak to Lao Kai like this, even bullets and gray cows, they didn't dare to say this about him. Everyone wanted to see how Lao Kai would react, and they were all guessing how Chen Xi would die.

When Lao Kai heard Chen Xi's words, his face immediately turned blue, and he raised his hand to pick up the instant noodles that were being soaked on the table, smashed them at Chen Xi, and then shouted angrily: "Come here!" Beat him to death! ”

After Lao Kai's little brother outside heard it, he hurriedly squeezed inside. Chen Xi saw the instant noodles smashed over, and quickly flashed to the side, the bowl of hot noodles fell on the person next to the tiger, the man wanted to be angry with Chen Xi, the tiger had already pulled him aside, and watching the play at this time was the wisest choice.

When Chen Xi heard Lao Kai call someone to fight him, he was ready to fight, he was originally ready to deal with the tiger, but now he has changed to Lao Kai. "Old fellow! I'm fighting with you! ”

He didn't wait for the prisoners outside to rush in, he had already rushed to Lao Kai's side first, and all kinds of ruthless tricks he had conceived in his mind came out one after another. However, Lao Kai is one of the bosses in the prison after all, and there is no place to sit in this position, although he hit Chen Xi a few times, but he hit Chen Xi more punches and feet.

Chen Xi's so-called ruthless moves, without the support of a strong force, did not pose any threat to Lao Kai. Soon, Chen Xi was kicked to the ground by Lao Kai. At this time, five or six of his subordinates had already squeezed in from the door, and holding down Chen Xi at once was a violent beating.

"Call me! Beat me to death! Lao Kai said angrily.

Gray Cow, Bullets, and the others didn't expect things to turn out like this, but they were all happy to see the excitement even if it was upgraded like this.

"Stop! Let him go! ”

A cold scolding came from the door, and everyone looked at the door. Some of the people at the door were crowded in front, and these were looked at by Lao Kai and quickly and innocently retreated to the side.

Soon, all the irrelevant people retreated, and everyone saw the person talking at the door, a tall man like an iron tower, standing in the middle of the doorway.

"Yang Qi, are you crazy? It's Brother Kai doing business! "Seeing the person who spoke clearly, someone immediately whispered a reminder to him.

Everyone was very strange, this person was Yang Qi, who had just returned from the hospital yesterday afternoon, but why did he stop them? Could it be that he wants to take revenge himself?

Yang Qi walked into the room and said coldly, "You bastards, get out of here immediately!" ”

Those people were very annoyed, when did Yang Qi get up and dare to say such a thing, they immediately looked at Lao Kai. Lao Kai said fiercely: "Since Yang Qi doesn't take my Lao Kai in his eyes, you still don't kill him for me!" ”

When those subordinates got the information, they immediately shifted their targets, and all their fists and feet fell on Yang Qi, and a few of them were smarter, and they even greeted him to the wound on his waist. Yang Qi was unmoved, and even when he was hit by the injury on his waist, he didn't react.

"Rubbish! I want you all to be waste! Yang Qi said coldly, he began to fight back, grabbed a fist that hit him in the eye, and the sound of "snapping" bones breaking came from the palm of his hand, and the owner of the fist immediately screamed.

Yang Qi waved his arm, and the person was thrown to the ground, and his arm swung out to the side, intersecting with the arm of another prisoner, and the man's arm immediately snapped! At this time, someone kicked Yang Qi in the abdomen, Yang Qi grinned, his fist struck down, and immediately landed on the man's knee, and with a crisp sound, the prisoner immediately screamed to kill the pig.

The people watching the excitement at the door became more and more surprised, and at this time, two more people were thrown out, and they quickly got out of the way.

Seeing that Yang Qi had beaten all five or six of his men to the point of breaking their arms and legs in less than half a minute, he was very shocked in his heart, and he had already calmed down from his anger at Chen Xi. His forehead began to sweat, when did this Yang Qi become so capable of fighting? Why do you want to do it to yourself? Could it be ......

Lao Kai hurriedly looked at the gray cow and the bullet, he was the first to react that the two of them had joined forces to design against him, but the two bosses he saw were also surprised.

"Get out—get out." Yang Qi said word by word.

The bullet said with a calm face: "Yang Qi, don't be too arrogant!" You're going to turn all three of us into enemies? ”

Those people outside who watched the excitement were all fascinated by the horror, today they actually saw two people who dared to resist the three bosses, and Yang Qi actually had the strength to resist!

"You remember for me, from today onwards, you will all call me Taichen! Get lost! Yang Qi still said expressionlessly.

Chen Xi was knocked to the ground, he was very surprised to hear Yang Qi relieve himself, seeing him so bravely and easily handle the six people, Chen Xi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, if he used a little more force that day, he would have become crippled! But why would he allow himself to be stabbed? Could it be that he did it on purpose?

Although Lao Kai knew that it was very faceless to walk like this now, he also knew that he would definitely not be able to defeat the six prisoners so easily, weighing the severity, he followed the bullets with a gray face and walked outside, preparing to go back to the layout and then seek justice from Yang Qi.

The tigers had already retreated, and the people watching the excitement at the door saw that the three bosses were driven out like this, and they dared to speak up, and helped up the wounded on the ground, and all went back separately.