"Shenma, Royal No. 1, Dragon Boat, Son of Heaven Ride?" Yiyun Khan: "Your sister, doesn't the emperor stay in the imperial capital every day? ”

Chen Yuanyuan said with a heavy face: "It is true that the emperor rarely leaves the imperial capital, but the emperor of this dynasty, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing, is a foolish emperor, often whimsical, and it is not strange that he suddenly came to our place." ”

"Pit daddy!" Yi Yun turned his head to look at Chen Yuanyuan and said, "Do you need to kneel when you see the emperor?" If you need to, I have to run away quickly, I never kneel." ”

Chen Yuanyuan shook his head with a smile and said: "Other people need to kneel, but you are a relative of the emperor, and the royal family of the Dameng country does not need to kneel, according to Emperor Taizu, the subjects of the world do not need to kneel to others, but many people do not listen to Emperor Taizu's words and insist on kneeling for others...... After more than a thousand years of changes, the etiquette of kneeling slowly raised its head again, but the royal family still doesn't need to kneel. ”

"Oh, it's good not to kneel!" Yi Yun was comfortable now, he hated the ancient etiquette of kneeling the most.

At this time, a person jumped down from the giant dragon boat, wearing a eunuch robe, and Yi Yun fixed his eyes and saw that it was thirty-two fathers-in-law. He grabbed the thirty-second father-in-law's collar and asked, "Hey, tell me, what's going on?"

The thirty-second father-in-law looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty...... When the emperor heard that the Dutch were in rebellion, he decided to come with his own army. ”

"Shenma?" Iyun Khan: "Pro-Zheng? she wants to find death? The Dutch are not fuel-efficient lamps." ”

The thirty-second father-in-law smiled bitterly: "This...... The emperor didn't listen to people's advice, she said that if she wanted to levy it in person, she had to levy it in person, and all those who opposed it were all swollen in their buttocks. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, another civil official walked down the ship. This is a member of the Donglin Party and a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion. Zheng Shuliang. Squint. There was a mole on his face, and he walked in a weird way, limping, and seemed to have a little pain in his buttocks. The thirty-second father-in-law glanced at him. said in a low voice: "Seeing this guy, he tried his best to persuade the emperor not to leave Beijing." As a result, my ass was swollen and swollen, and it still hasn't healed. ”

Yi Yun's heart was cold, a good man. Swollen ass by order of a woman. What kind of system, forget it, I'm still polite to this emperor's cousin, people are under the eaves, I have to bow my head, if she has to swell my ass. If I don't do it, then I can only rebel. How bad is that!

Zheng Shuliang, a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion, glanced at Yi Yun and said with a smile: "Is this Zhu Yun, the king of Jiashan?"

Yi Yun smiled and said, "It's easy to say!"

"The emperor is on the ship, please go and meet the prince. ”

"Oh, let's go!" Yi Yun took Chen Yuanyuan's hand and walked towards the giant dragon boat.

"Wait, you still have to take a woman when you go to see the emperor? It's too rude! I haven't heard of a face saint still taking a woman. Zheng Shuliang said loudly: "Leave the woman behind!"

The thirty-second father-in-law immediately sneered beside him: "Do you think that King Jiashan is a waste civil official like you? He is a relative of the emperor, and his woman is the princess, and naturally she is also a member of the royal family. ”

When Zheng Shuliang heard this, he realized that the rules of the emperor's relatives were indeed different from ordinary officials, and he was too serious.

Yi Yun glanced at him unhappily, and then raised his feet and walked towards the giant dragon boat, Chen Yuanyuan grinned, and followed behind, she was very satisfied with the title of "princess".

got on the giant dragon boat, and saw that there were all kinds of royal forest soldiers standing on the boat, I heard that these people were all third-order, Yi Yun was polite to them, these people were put outside, they were all generals from all over the world. The decoration on the boat is extremely luxurious, there are glass lamps hanging everywhere, and every wooden railing on the boat is carved and jade, which is very beautiful. ...,

The windows of the dragon boat are not pasted with window paper, but are made of transparent glass from the West, which makes the whole dragon boat look clean and atmospheric. This is a normal thing for Yiyun, but for ordinary people, it is really an unheard of luxury.

Yi Yun looked at the cannons on the side of the ship, and couldn't help but ask the thirty-two fathers-in-law: "Father-in-law, are these cannons operated by ordinary people, or are they operated by professional 'artillery'?"

The thirty-second duke said proudly: "The giant dragon boat is the greatest sea fortress in our Dameng country, and the gunners here are all professional artillerymen, very powerful, a full eighty cannons, eighty artillery, stronger than the defense of a city." ”

"Wow, where did you get all this artillery?" asked Evan.

The thirty-second father-in-law said proudly: "The emperor has two pro-armies in his hands, one is called the Imperial Forest Army, which you just saw, and the other is called the Shenji Battalion." This is a firearms unit, with a large number of artillery concentrated, and some gunners who have crossed the ocean from foreign countries to our Dameng country to make a living...... The people who are now operating the cannons on this ship are the artillerymen of the Shenji Battalion. ”

I see, the Shenji Battalion! It seems that there is still a strong army in the Great Meng Country, Yi Yun secretly remembered it in his heart.

Walking forward again, he arrived at the door of the main cabin, and Yi Yun found that the door curtains were all made of jade pieces, and they were made of gold wires......

"I'll wipe it, how much is this curtain worth?" said Iyun Khan.

Chen Yuanyuan whispered in his ear: "With my appraisal vision...... This curtain is worth 100,000 taels of silver, should we come and steal it tonight?"

Yi Yun said in a low voice: "You are a dead money fan, stealing this kind of money, if you are caught, you will be punished by the Nine Clans." ”

"You won't be punished by the Nine Clans, because the Emperor himself is within your Nine Clans. Chen Yuanyuan smiled evilly: "At most, killing your head will not affect others." ”

"Cut, my head is worth more than someone else's, so I don't care about injuring others. ”

The two laughed in a low voice, and Zheng Shuliang next to him was shocked: These two people are so strong in their nerves, can they still laugh when they want to see the emperor? Before ordinary people saw the emperor, the whole person trembled and was uneasy, how could they be like them.

Entering the cabin, Yi Yun didn't look at people first, but looked at the layout, only to see that the cabin was like a room, with a square layout, and the walls were full of exquisite murals, hand-painted, well, it was impossible to have printed paintings in this era. Everywhere there are tables and chairs of the noblest sandalwood, and on the tables are precious vases. The utensils are made of gold, silver, and jade, and I don't know how much money it takes to make them.

Chen Yuanyuan's eyes lit up: "That painting...... It is the "Small Portrait of Yang Zhuxi" painted by the celebrity Wang Yi hundreds of years ago, and if it is stolen, it can be sold for 300,000 taels. Look at that teapot, it won't be a problem to sell it for 80,000 taels of silver. That inkstone is made of the best jade, and it is absolutely no problem to sell it for 100,000 taels of silver...... Ahh......hhh Xianggong, we must come to this house tonight to steal a circle. ”

"Don't make trouble!" Yi Yun scolded with a low chuckle, he looked at the middle of the room, there was a dragon bed in the middle of the room, and on it sat a woman with dazzling eyebrows and a hippie smile, this woman was very beautiful, with a beautiful face and a beautiful eyebrow, wearing a golden dragon robe, she looked very beautiful, the only problem was ...... The expression is too undignified, how can there be the smell of an emperor, but like a high school girl, or a particularly naughty kind.

By the emperor's side, there were two rows of civil and military generals, all of whom were brightly dressed and had an extraordinary momentum, and it seemed that standing next to the emperor was a face-saving thing for them.

The thirty-second father-in-law announced beside him: "Jiashan King Zhu Yunjin sees ......"

Zhu Qingqing tilted his head, looked at Yi Yun with a smile, and said with a smile: "No courtesy, no courtesy......"

I haven't given a salute yet, what are you free, Yi Yun laughed in his heart. ...,

"Cousin......" Zhu Qingqing asked pretending to be serious: "I received your recital, I heard that the Dutch robbers ran to our Penghu Islands to build a fortress, I was very angry, the consequences were very serious, after careful consideration, I decided to come and clean them up personally, cough cough...... Tell me what these guys are like right now. ”

Yi Yun raised his head and said seriously: "Six ships, fifteen hundred soldiers...... These ships are called ......" He was about to introduce the combat effectiveness of the Dutch galleons, and the enemy soldiers were all soldiers, but before he could say anything, Zhu Qingqing interrupted loudly: "Wow, such a thing?

"Less is less, but ......" Yi Yun wanted to say but the combat effectiveness was very high.

But he was only halfway through speaking, and Zheng Shuliang, a member of the Donglin Party next to him, a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion University, interrupted: "Your Majesty, these small countries, with this bit of strength, have come with the strength of the country, only 1,500 soldiers and six boats, alas, I'll just say it, you don't want to drive the expedition in person, this kind of small enemy, just send a general military officer, and you will be killed with a little finger." ”

Zhu Qingqingqing's face showed a look of disappointment, and he said distressedly: "Such a vegetable enemy, it's really boring, maybe it really bounced to death with a little finger, then it's not fun, I finally found an excuse to go out of Beijing to play, and I want to have a good time." ”

"Your Majesty, how can you do this? As the king of a country, you can't treat state affairs as child's play. Zheng Shuliang sweated.

"I want it!" Zhu Qingqing pouted unhappily.

"This ......"

"Don't talk about the Dutch, it's boring to listen to. Zhu Qingqing flattened his mouth and said: "Go back and find a sunny day, let's go directly to destroy him." Now let's talk about how to play!"

"Your Majesty...... Take national affairs first, and get the Dutch out of the way, hurry home. Zheng Shuliang immediately admonished.

Zhu Qingqing raised his eyebrows: "What did I just say? Don't talk about the Dutch anymore, you actually don't listen to my holy decree, come here, drag it out, and hit the thirty boards!"

The two "guards" ran over, dragged Zheng Shuliang and walked out, and after a while, there was a sound of ouching outside.

Iyun Khan, he originally wanted to talk about the Dutch Although the strength of the Dutch is small, the combat power is strong, but he didn't expect to say the Dutch three words to hit the board, this ...... A good man, he must not be beaten by others, he immediately kept silent. It doesn't matter what you want to play as an emperor, it's your business to treat the Dutch like a rookie, and my ass is mine.

At this time, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing turned his head to look at Yi Yun, and said with an exaggerated smile: "Cousin, the state affairs have been dealt with, let's talk about how to play, is there anything interesting in the Shanghai Oasis?"