Chapter 13: You'd Better Let Me Beat Me Up

The two-month confinement was released after only a few days, and this advantage is not too good, and Yuan Bao said that he was very satisfied.

On the first day of confinement and unblocking, she continued to carry out the great cause of seducing the emperor under the guise of thanking His Majesty, and went to the emperor's Qianyang Palace happily in the evening.

Yuhe followed behind, very entangled.

"Niangniang, will it be inappropriate to go at this hour?"

"How could it be! The night is dark and windy, just right for a tryst! ”

Yuanbao swears that the unilateral 'seduction' is serious.

"But ......"

Yuhe glanced at the dark sky under his eyes, and his little face was extremely worried.

When I went back to the Qianyang Palace, it was also the middle of the night, the mother was dressed in flowers, and the jewels entered the hall, and she was driven out by His Majesty in less than half a pillar of incense.

"Niangniang, this time we have to be more restrained, don't annoy Your Majesty again!"

This is going to be driven out again, where will her queen's face go?

"Ouch, rest assured! Once raw and twice cooked, this time the designation can no longer fail! ”

Yuan Bao patted his chest angrily, and went to the Qianyang Palace very confidently, and the guard of the door was an old acquaintance of Yuanbao, and when she saw the father-in-law, she was very familiar with it.

"Little Dezi? Your Majesty is in a good mood today? ”

When Mei Desheng saw this unlucky queen again, her mood was very complicated, last time because she was beaten by His Majesty's 20th board, she just came again after the ban was lifted?

"Hehe, the mother came here late at night, this is?"

"Oh, this palace has nothing to do, I want to come and see Your Majesty."

It's been the last time we've met.

This emperor is too passive, if he doesn't take the initiative, I'm afraid that I won't be able to see him for ten days and half a month.

Seeing that Mei Desheng's expression began to be subtle again, Yuanbao's beautiful mood was not very beautiful.

"What, not here?"

Mei Desheng coughed lightly, his face was unnatural, "It's not, it's just that the jade card of the lady who accompanied the waiter tonight has been drawn, this is ......"

He looked embarrassed, held a jade plate in both hands and shook it towards the ingot, and explained: "Look, Your Majesty just ordered, and the slave is still in a hurry to deliver the message." ”

Yuan Bao subconsciously glanced at it and saw that in the plate, the jade plates of the ladies of each palace were impressively listed.

"Then which palace lady is accompanying you today?"

"Hui Niangniang is the jade beauty of Yuxu Palace."

"Jade Beauty?"

She took a look at the plate, and sure enough, she saw a big tick on the jade plate of the jade beauty.

Yuxu Palace......

In such a fluttering immortal residence, there must not be a fairy?

Yuan Bao was not happy, and couldn't help gritting his teeth and scolding, "A willow beauty hasn't been done yet, and there is another jade beauty!" My queen is not cared for? It's not scientific! ”

Since the accompanying jade card is randomly drawn, why can't you return to your own car?

She didn't care what the emperor was like before she came, but now that she is the queen, she finally fell in love with the man, and she can let other women snatch it?

That can't.

"You tell me honestly, is there anything wrong with this jade brand, you have done something?"

Otherwise, how can you not have your own share every time?

Yuan Bao viciously grabbed Mei Desheng by the collar and squeezed his small fist at him.

Seeing that the queen began to threaten and lure again, Mei Desheng cried bitterly, "This, the slave is wronged!" ”

"Wronged? So how do you sort the jade plate on it? ”

Yuan Bao pointed to the pile of jade cards on the plate, Liu Qingyao and Ming Huanghuang of the jade beauty were in the first two, and her dignified queen's jade plate actually swept the tail, is this reasonable?

Irrationality!

"Don't you tell me that this jade brand ran behind by itself?"

Mei Desheng was very weak at this time, the queen's jade card was indeed the one he had the intention to put in the end, the reason was well known to everyone, but he was caught in front of him, and he was a little caught off guard.

"Hehe, Niangniang, Xu is subordinate didn't pay attention, the order of the jade cards is out of order, don't worry, next time the slave will look at it."

He nodded and bowed, looking so disrespectful, but Yuan Bao didn't buy it, she had been in the palace for a while, except for the last confinement, the emperor had never taken the initiative to come to Fengning Palace, this account, she naturally counted it on Mei Desheng's head.

"Don't come to this set, this jade card will be changed for me tomorrow, and this palace will be ranked first."

Yuan Bao twisted his eyebrows, his face was tense, and he had a fierce look, Mei Desheng had a headache when he saw it, "Niangniang, you ......"

"Less nonsense! Let you change it! ”

Seeing that he looked hesitant, Yuan Bao was very annoyed, this eunuch had two heads of yin for three days, and it was difficult to eliminate the hatred in her heart if she didn't give a lesson.

So the sleeves were pulled, and seeing that they were ready to fight again, the Yuhe palace maid was startled when she saw it, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull it.

"! This is in front of the Qianyang Palace! ”

Causing trouble in front of the emperor, does she still want to please the emperor?

Yuan Bao was angry, and was stopped by Yuhe and persuaded him, so he calmed down.

"So, what do you say?"

"Look at me!"

The Yuhe palace maid was very confident, and took it out of her pocket for a long time, and finally took out a few shiny silver ingots, "Use this, make sure it's good!" ”

When Yuan Bao saw it, he understood Yuhe's plan, so he snatched it without saying a word, and his face hurt, "You still let me beat it!" ”

That's silver!

The head can be broken and the blood can be shed, and the silver cannot be lost!

The ingots of wealth are kicking those ingots of silver, and they don't plan to let go.

Yuhe was very helpless and leaned over, and persuaded patiently, "Niangniang, it's just a matter of beating for a while, if you have some money, will you worry about him going against us in the future?" ”

Yuan Bao pondered for a long time before nodding, "It seems like that." ”

There is a lot of truth in the fact that money can make the devil grind.

Reluctantly watched Yuhe quietly hand the silver to Mei Desheng, Yuanbao's heart began to empty, and the money in her pocket went a few taels, she panicked.

It wasn't until he saw Mei Desheng Xizizi drop the order of the jade plates on the plate one by one that Yuanbao's heart was a little balanced.

Okay, it's reasonable to spend money on things.

"That's it, I won't disturb His Majesty Yaxing today, the palace will go back first, and I will ...... tomorrow"

She glanced at Mei Desheng, who was counting the silver, and the other party hurriedly promised, "Don't worry, let's wait for tomorrow, I will not disappoint my mother." ”

With Mei Desheng's promise, Yuan Bao feels much more comfortable, tomorrow is a good day!

She was very happy this time, and she was no longer embarrassed by her father-in-law, so she withdrew decisively with a twist of her head.

Seeing Niangniang suddenly turn a corner halfway and run straight to the end of the Yuxu Palace, the Yuhe Palace maid couldn't help but start trembling again.

"Mother, what are you?"

I saw Yuan Bao covering his mouth and smiling, "Let's go, Niangniang will take you to study!" ”

"Learning? What to learn? ”

Yuhe was stunned, and Yuan Bao snickered, "Buddha said, don't say, don't say!" ”

After following the ingots and hurrying up, they found that the destination was really the Jade Void Palace, and the maid of the Yuhe Palace was very irritable.

"Mother, you just haven't been out of confinement for long."

"Hey, I'm here to see it."

The ability to suppress Liu Qingyao makes the emperor pity tonight, this jade beauty she has to see and understand.

Yuan Bao secretly hid at the gate of the Jade Void Palace, and after a while, the emperor's arrogance stopped at the gate, and when he saw the emperor entering with a relaxed eyebrow, Yuan Bao began to curl his mouth and curse.

The emperor is really happy with the beauty, there is Liu Qingyao in the front, and there is a jade beauty in the back, this left and right hug, I don't know who has a sincere heart?

There are three thousand beauties in this harem, and he recruits an escort every day, saying that it is fortunate to be good, to put it bluntly, Yuan Bao is happy to call him a prostitute.

Without a trace of emotion, patting your ass and leaving when you're done is not a prostitute.

"Tsk, look at this speed, I can't wait to step on the Hot Wheels and rush in, it's really urgent!"

Seeing that the emperor's kung fu disappeared for a while, Yuan Bao hated in his heart, and the Yuhe palace maid looked inexplicable, but the focus was: "Niangniang, what is Hot Wheels?" ”

"Ahem, Hot Wheels ......"

Yuan Bao was embarrassed, touched his nose and talked nonsense, "What kind of Hot Wheels is that, it's a bear child's mount." ”

When Yuhe heard this, he was shocked, "Whose child?" There are mounts! ”

Harm.

Yuan Bao was speechless for a while, and seeing her curious baby's appearance, she had no choice but to explain to Yuhe the life of Nezha's bear child.

The two of them muttered in the grove at the entrance of the cat palace for a long time, and the ingots, whose memory was not very good, were interrupted by Yuhe like this, and they completely forgot the emperor inside!

It wasn't until the gate of the Jade Void Palace was suddenly slammed shut that the ingots reacted.

"I lost! How to forget the big things! ”

She rushed to the door like a burning buttocks, looking left and right through the crack in the door, and couldn't see the slightest scenery inside, and Yuan Bao was very depressed.

"Yes, it's too late, I can't get in."

She was extremely frustrated, but the maid of the Yuhe Palace held back a smile, which can be regarded as dragging the mother back.

Let her run in again, annoying Your Majesty, and they will have to walk around without eating.

"Niangniang, it's late at night, this Jade Void Palace is guarded, and you can't get in for a while, why don't you change the day?"

She was very considerate, and looked at the ingots carefully, afraid that she would kick the door directly when her mind was hot.

Yuan Bao stared at the closed door at the moment, and he couldn't wait to stare out of a hole and climb in.

Some other day? The emperor must not be squeezed by the beauties of the Jade Void Palace?

"No, no, no!"

Now that she is at the door, how can she let him be happy with other women?

Although I don't see Your Majesty at this time, her smart head has automatically made up the situation in it crimson, and the man she likes lets others prostitute it, so isn't it a big loss?

"No, the Jade Void Palace must enter!"

She suddenly rushed towards the remote palace wall, and when Yuhe saw her looking at the crooked neck tree by the wall, she immediately guessed her plan, and suddenly felt bad, "Niangniang!" You can't do it, you can't do it! ”

The ingots had already rolled up their sleeves and rolled up the skirt, and climbed up with a sigh.

Sure enough, the mother wants to climb over the wall.

The palace wall is smooth, and you have to use the big trees next to it to climb it.

The mother is thoughtful!

The maid of the Yuhe Palace patted her head, and she intuitively felt that the gentlemen who taught children were not as worried about her as much.

"Mother, there are guards inside, come down quickly! It's unseemly to go in like this! ”

Yuanbao, who climbed the tree halfway through his busy schedule, shook her on his back with his free hand, and looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

"The palace has been mixed up to the point of climbing the wall, and you still care about the system?"

Fuck it.

As soon as she gritted her teeth, she kicked her feet upward, and jumped onto the courtyard wall of the Jade Void Palace.

Yuhe looked down in horror, her heart was extremely entangled, as soon as the mother went like this, she had to jump again, but at the moment, she couldn't stop it!

"Niangniang, you can be careful, this palace wall is a little higher, jump down and beware of your feet!"

She was heartbroken below, and was thinking about climbing up to take a hand, but she saw Niangniang lying on the wall very calmly, arching her hand to herself, and signaling to keep quiet.

The maid of the Yuhe Palace hurriedly shut up, thinking that Niangniang was afraid that she was trying to aim at the right time to blend in, and she had to help control the wind, but as soon as she looked up, Niangniang climbed all the way along the wall......

I wasn't going to jump down.

The maid of the Yuhe Palace breathed a sigh of relief, and when she came back to her senses, a scene that made her collapse even more appeared.