Chapter 14: Pull the dog out and stew
"! Roof Danger! No, no, no! ”
Looking at the ingots that were snorting and swooping straight to the roof, the rain lotus was extremely broken, and he almost cried while pulling the corners of his clothes.
How could she be such an uneasy master!
This is to seduce the emperor and prepare to go to the house to uncover the tiles!
It's a day.
At this time, Yuan Bao was busy climbing to the top to find the emperor, how could she have the heart to take care of Yuhe, her buttocks pouted, she threw herself to the ground and shrank on the roof somewhere, Yuhe Palace maid hurriedly chased after her, stopped outside the palace wall, and suddenly found that this is not the inner hall of Yuxu Palace!
The mother is lying on that roof, this is ......?
It wasn't until she saw the ingots carefully pull out the tiles under the bottom that the Yuhe palace maid understood that the mother was really 'learning'.
Peeping at His Majesty the Emperor's concubine, there is nothing more outrageous than this in the world!
The ingots on the top finally pulled out a few pieces of the eye-catching tiles at the bottom, shrank their heads and looked down, and saw that the emperor and a beautiful woman were talking happily in the room.
The beauty looked petite and weak, and her face was a little sickly white of Sister Daiyu, which made people feel pity when they looked at it.
"Your Majesty, you haven't been here in the Jade Void Palace for a few days, and the concubines miss you."
"I've been busy with official business lately, and it's true that I've come less, and I'm not."
The emperor Bafeng at the bottom sat motionless next to the beauty, and the tenderness in his words was undiminished, but there was no joy or anger on his face.
Yuan Bao leaned on the roof and peeked at it, and couldn't help but feel a burst of disdain, "The dog emperor's rhetoric is always a set, what official business is busy, I'm afraid it's Liu Qingyao's free again!" ”
"Well, Your Majesty is busy with state affairs, and the concubines know that if it weren't for Your Majesty's personal visit, the concubines wouldn't dare to bother, after all, state affairs are important."
The jade beauty is extremely considerate, and compared to Liu Qingyao, she has a gentle and demure atmosphere, but Yuan Bao had to smile and secretly scolded the dog emperor for being cold and hard-hearted.
Such a well-behaved and sensible beauty, are you embarrassed to fool?
Yuan Bao scoffed, and when he looked at the room again, the jade beauty had already begun to be shy.
"Your Majesty, it's night, the concubine will wait for you to sleep."
Emperor Qiongye's cold handsome face did not change at all, only symbolically hugged her, and said gently: "Sleep, you are not in good health, you should rest more, I will accompany you." ”
After a gentle and sweet talk, the jade beauty became even more shy, and she was coaxed to the core.
Your Majesty is so caring to her!
She let him carry her to the bed, and obediently walked inside, and Emperor Qiongye walked naturally outside, hugging her and slowly closing her eyes.
The ingots on the roof stared at the two people below, afraid that the dog emperor would be interested in it, and after waiting for a while, he saw that he really only cared about sleeping and did not make any other movements.
Yuan Bao couldn't help but wonder, "That's it?" ”
"Is the emperor good or not?"
This beauty accompanied her and accompanied her to be lonely?
I knew that this was the situation below, what did she do with the boss climbing the roof?
Yuan Bao looked bored.
At this time, the jade beauty on the bed couldn't hold back, and the emperor came to her every time, and the reason he used was not the same every time, but he avoided the bed every time.
What does this mean exactly?
Your Majesty is not thinking about himself and disgusted with himself? That's why you don't have the desire to touch her?
The more she thought about it, the more uncomfortable she became, and Yu Meiren tossed and turned, and began to use her crooked brain.
She unfastened her shirt lightly, and after wearing only her belly pocket, she burrowed into the emperor's arms like a water snake.
The ingots on the top glanced at it, and he was instantly anxious like a black-eyed chicken, "This, this, this!" What to do! ”
The emperor didn't think about prostituting her, she was thinking about prostituting the emperor?!
This jade beauty is so unrestrained!
Without waiting for the ingots to think about it, something more terrible is coming.
The emperor who had already fallen asleep woke up on the night of the jade beauty.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that the jade beauty was only wearing a belly pocket and nesting in front of her chest, and the little bird was in the shape of a human, and Emperor Qiongye's confused eyes darkened, and a look of struggle flashed in his eyes.
As if struggling with yourself, sleep? Don't sleep?
Between the stalemate, the ingots on the top couldn't stay anymore, and seeing that the emperor was about to be seduced by the jade beauty, she was immediately anxious to pick the tiles on the top.
100,000 is in an urgent situation, so she can't go down to help the fun?
She can't seduce people, but it's okay to mess with her!
"Don't blame me, you two forced me."
Yuan Bao was ruthless, and the cat opened his mouth on the roof and began to howl, "Wangwang, Wang, Wang!" ”
The voice was vivid, like a fierce dog.
The emperor at the bottom was about to give up the struggle and Meimei 'sleep' for a while, when she suddenly heard a dog barking on the roof, and she was immediately stunned.
"Which palace pet actually went to the house?"
He got up quickly, and the jade beauty reluctantly followed, "Your Majesty, could it be that a fierce beast has entered outside?" The concubine is afraid~"
She looked frightened, her body shrank very cooperatively, and she acted in a frightened manner.
Emperor Qiongye saw it in his eyes, and his heart suddenly felt extremely boring.
These women in the palace, so be it.
Rao is like this, he still maintains the surface of the warmth, and gently comforts: "Don't be afraid, I will go and take a look." ”
The emperor's face was not very good-looking and he went out, but the watery voice never appeared again, and he couldn't help but wonder, "Did I hear it?" ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey"
The ingots girl hid on the roof and smiled treacherously.
When the emperor entered the house, the ingots changed corners and continued to howl.
"Wow! Woohoo Woo! ”
Emperor Qiongye, who had just entered the room, heard that the 'dog' outside was howling again, and began to be irritable, and the disturbing dreams of the big night should be killed.
"Someone! Grab the dog outside and stew it! ”
Medsheng, who was napping outside, was smart, and hurriedly stood up, "Yes! The minions are looking for them! ”
He went out without saying a word, and called three or two guards to prepare to stew the dog.
When the ingots on the top heard that Emperor Qiongye said that he wanted to stew dogs, he was frightened, and hurriedly hid from the roof to the hidden palace wall.
A few guards searched the roof and palace wall with knives, and saw that they had reached the hiding place of the ingot, and a few dogs barked outside.
"Woohoo!"
The voice was a little jerky than the ingots, but barely suspicious.
The guards hulala and searched outside the palace wall, and the ingots inside secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in their hearts, which palace lady has a dog? What a coincidence of barking at this time?
God help me.
The Yuhe palace maid outside wanted to scold her mother at the moment, she had heard the guards going towards Niangniang for a long time, and she was afraid that her own mother would be discovered.
I didn't expect the guards to react so quickly, and they found the outside after a while, and Yuhe was so frightened that he ran away.
The guards searched again, but still did not see the shadow of the 'dog'.
"What? Didn't find it? ”
The emperor in the room was very annoyed when he heard the report from the guards.
"Your Majesty~ Xu is the pet of which palace is lost, it should be elsewhere at this time."
The beautiful face of the jade beauty snuggled up to the emperor with a soft smile, and the affection in her eyes made the emperor's heart moved, which was used to being calm and self-controlled.
Beauty is in the arms, what is the sigh of life? Megumi Yanagishita can't do it today.
The emperor hugged the jade beauty, untied his wide clothes and untied a set of processes, and was about to go straight to the topic, and the 'mad dog' on the roof began to behave again.
"Wang! Barking! Woo Woo !! ”
At this time, the ingots were quite angry and ruined, and the howl was suppressed and frustrated, and the emperor dome below was upset when he heard it.
Why does this cry become more and more wrong the more you hear it?
He leaned over to the place where the voice was, and listened for a while, but there was no movement, and the emperor paused, "This beast is gone?" ”
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, another part of the roof moved, "Wangwang!" ”
The emperor's brow jumped, and his anger was faintly uncontrollable, and he quickly chased after the other end, but the dog seemed to have foreseen his plan in advance, and everywhere it went, it continued to howl in a different place.
"Wow!"
"Woohoo!"
"Woohoo!"
Yuan Bao was happy, lying on the roof and fighting guerrilla warfare with the emperor in the air, the two chased one and hid, and for a while, the dogs in the Yuxu Palace barked one after another.
After repeating the cycle a few times, the emperor's brain was buzzing, and he twisted his eyebrows and became irritable.
"Someone! Open the door and catch the dog! ”
Mei Desheng, who had just stopped outside, was yelled at by the emperor and immediately stood on end, when did His Majesty be so angry in the past!
It's rare to be driven to this point by a dog.
"Yes, the minion is looking for it!"
He took the guards to search the roof again, Yuan Bao had expected their movements, and found a place to hide before the guards searched, and when she saw that they searched and found nothing, she covered her mouth and secretly laughed so unexpectedly.
"Hahaha, exciting, really exciting!"
The ingots shrank in the corner of the roof and laughed so happily, but they didn't know that as soon as people relaxed their vigilance, they were prone to go wrong.
No, just after a while, there was a snap, and the tiles on the soles of her feet were shattered by her foot, the sound was not loud or small, but it happened to be heard by the searching guards.
"Who's there!"
The guards were very alert, and Hulala rushed towards the location where the ingots were hiding.
"It's over, it's over! It's a tile pit! ”
Yuan Bao was anxious, thinking about how to fool in front of the emperor this time, and the Yuhe palace maid outside the wall saw the guards rushing towards Niangniang from a distance, and her head bulged in fright, and she howled in a hurry.
"Wow! Barking!!! ”
The guards rushed halfway through when they heard the dog barking again behind them, hesitated for a moment, and then turned around and chased after Yuhe.
"Hey? Which palace dog is so up-to-the-road? ”
Twice saved her from fire and water?
Yuan Bao shrank in the shadows, and subconsciously looked out of the wall, which was not tight, and at first glance, Yuan Bao almost laughed.
"Summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake! It turned out to be you! ”
I saw that over there, the guards chased after each other with knives, and the Yuhe palace maid ran around in front of her, seeing that she was about to be discovered, she quickly shrank to the big tree next to her, and swooped up.
The speed is as fast as a dog.
"Poofha, the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, you dog jumped over the tree in a hurry, well done!"
Yuan Bao looked at the Yuhe palace maid hidden in the tree, covering his mouth and smiling hard.
Seeing that the guards were chasing into the distance with a black look on the trees, the Yuhe palace maid patted her little chest, shaking her legs and sweating out of her head.
Quite complaining and glaring at the lady who was smiling not far away as if she didn't want money, the Yuhe palace maid gritted her teeth and was indignant, she had never run so fast in her life, no!