"Lao Maozi, you raise fish, drink!"

Gu Ming poured Andre a full glass.

Gu Ming overestimated the amount of alcohol he drank, he was so drunk that he lost control of himself, patted Andre on the shoulder, took a sip of Lao Maozi, and had to let the family sing the March of the Volunteers.

Andre said that he couldn't sing, so Gu Ming taught him word by word: "Fuck old Maozi, I can't do this, you come and learn from me......"

Gu Ming taught others to sing the March of the Volunteers word by word, and he didn't remember two sentences after singing.

He asked Zhang Wanhe again: "Lao Zhang, how do you sing the next sentence?" ”

Lao Zhang scolded: "You fuck, I don't remember this, the next sentence ...... What's next? ”

Zhang Wanhe's wine is so bad.

He couldn't stop drinking as soon as he started, and he could drink two glasses when people drank one cup.

When Gu Ming only drank three taels of liquor, Zhang Wanhe had already drunk five taels, and began to talk to himself while drinking, crying and apologizing vigorously, and he didn't know who to apologize to.

"Fuck it!" Andrei was soon led crookedly, and he began to learn the words here, and he was fucking called thieves happy.

And kept declaring: "I am Lao Maozi." ”

This is not that Andre is self-taught, but Gu Ming taught him, in Andrei's understanding, this sentence means: real man.

By the way, the three words 'damn it', Andrei understood it: my beloved comrade.

The crappy Chinese language came out of Andre's mouth, and his tone was crooked, inaudible, and it looked very funny.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Gu Ming sulked again, and looked at Andre who had blurred into two figures in front of him in a daze, he was completely delirious, and even subconsciously regarded this as a class reunion.

"Damn, I'm Lao Maozi."

Andre's state is not much better than Gu Ming.

The stamina of the suffocating donkey is even more terrifying than vodka, and in Andre's eyes, Gu Ming's figure became two in a flash, and then into four in a flash.

"You're not an old man." Gu Ming drunkenly held Andrei's broad shoulders: "I am the old man." ”

"I'm Lao Maozi!"

"Fuck it, Lao Tzu is Lao Maozi, you kid is a nose hair!"

Zhang Wanhe suddenly slapped the table and stood up, and said loudly: "You two deflated calves shut up, there is no end, the two geese raised by Lao Tzu's house are not as noisy as the two of you!" ”

"That goose doesn't do anything all day, just on the side of the noise, goose goose goose, it's been raised for a few years, why did it die......"

Zhang Wanhe didn't know what was going on, and he was tockling and wiping tears.

Gu Ming continued to start a new round of arguments with Andre.

Political Commissar Lin Zhong watched from the sidelines, smiling bitterly.

The scene has completely spiraled out of control.

He was the only one left in the audience who was sober.

This battle ...... It seems to have failed.

He looked at the brigade chief of staff who had already fallen down next to him, and sighed helplessly: "What kind of fun are you making when you pour wine when you drink alcohol?" ”

"Look, look, these three turtle grandsons are like crazy, they can't pull it, now it's okay, I'll watch it alone, wait for something to happen, I can't control it."

Looking at Gu Ming and Andre, who kept arguing about who was Lao Maozi, he sighed deeply, and felt quite funny.

………………

In the morning, the sun rises, and the dust of yesterday clears.

Gu Ming got up from the bed and felt a pain in his head.

“…… Where is this? ”

Looking at the somewhat unfamiliar environment around him, Gu Ming immediately realized that this was not the private house assigned to him.

A rouge box next to the table, as well as a mirror, and ...... A neatly arranged collection of Mayakovsky's poems.

In addition to the smell of wine, the quilt also has a faint fragrance.

Gu Ming secretly said bad in his heart.

He hurried out of bed, but the floor was empty, there were no shoes, and the big pendulum was dangling outside, never before so free.

"Broken, broken, broken!"

Gu Ming hurriedly retracted into the quilt.

"Why am I wearing nothing!"

In my life, I actually had a bare ass, and I didn't even have a pair of underwear.

"Trouble, trouble."

Gu Ming hurriedly covered his life, he knew that he must have drunk too much yesterday, but he couldn't remember what happened yesterday anyway.

"I seem to be drinking with Andre...... No, how did I get naked, how did I get back? ”

"What about Zhang Wanhe? And what about the commissars? ”

"No, am I a hooligan?!"

Gu Ming tried his best to remember what happened yesterday, but his mind was like a lump of dough, the more he stirred, the more sticky it became, and he couldn't even remember what he said at the wine table yesterday and who sent it back.

"No, we need to figure out what happened last night."

Gu Ming couldn't wait.

If you really played hooligan yesterday, according to discipline, it will be humane castration.

He rummaged around the house a few times, found a tunics with standing lapels from the closet, put on a pair of polyester pants casually, and whether he was wearing them or not, he quietly opened the door, and saw the pedestrians walking outside, so he mixed in, lowered his head, and buried his head in walking.

This is in town and the route is still familiar.

I don't know what time it is, but I saw that the shop next to me had begun to greet customers, and when I was looking at the sky, I thought it should be close to noon.

It's not too early.

Gu Ming looked up at the sky, his heart was empty, and he just raised his feet and wanted to run.

After thinking about it, I felt that it was wrong.

If he really played a hooligan and slept with the girl in this family, he would have been escorted to a cell in the military zone by this time, waiting for the fate.

And in retrospect, the room was clean and tidy, not a little messy, and a few books on the shelves were neatly arranged.

I can't tell it's the scene of the crime......

Gu Ming's waist straightened a little.

Could it be that you didn't play hooligan yesterday?

But as soon as he thought of waking up naked on the bed, Gu Ming's heart began to be false again, and he immediately leaned his back, as if he was afraid of being recognized.

"Yo, isn't this Little Brother Gu, meet again, where are you going in such a hurry?"

"Ahh

Gu Ming's huge reaction startled the man who patted him on the shoulder.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and the man, with a thick accent, took the lead in speaking: "What's the matter, are you stunned?" ”

Gu Ming looked at the strange man in front of him, couldn't remember where he met the other party, and saw that the man in front of him could call his name, so he pretended to be chic and played with his hands and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's ...... to wander around."

"By the way, buddy, I dropped something yesterday, did you see it?"

"Something?" The man was stunned for a moment, and then said, "What is it?" You say come and see. ”

Gu Ming said casually: "Pocket watch, my mother gave it to me when she died, and it was said to be an ancestral heirloom, have you seen it?" ”

"Pocket watch, ......" The man thought about it carefully, and then pulled Gu Ming to the street on the right: "You come with me to take a look, maybe you will lose me." ”

Gu Ming's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a loss for you, I'll go with you to take a look." ”

The two of them turned around and came to a shop where their heads were shaved.

Head shaving shop...... Gu Ming looked left and right at the shabby decoration here.

This place is not very easy to find, the location is remote, why did you come to the shaving shop yesterday?

Inside the shop.

A teenage child, holding a spatula, was shaving the old man sitting on a stool, the child's hand holding the knife trembled, and he didn't seem to be very skilled.

"This is my apprentice, remember." The man walked into the house, and when the boy saw the man come in, he bent down and said, "Hello, master." Then he started shaving again.

"Don't shave, don't shave." The man beckoned: "Quickly help someone find something, the pocket watch has been dropped, and the silver-trimmed one is worth a lot of money!" ”

I didn't say anything about silver trimming...... Gu Ming muttered to himself, and then looked for it.

Of course, this search was fruitless.

This barber shop is only a dozen square meters in size, and there are many things in it like a pile of rags, and there are only a few stools and a dresser in the limited space, which is clear at a glance.

Gu Ming stood up after looking for a while, pulled the man and said, "Dude, I can't remember exactly, you can help me think about it, what did I do when I came here yesterday, and then where did I go?" ”

"Oh." The man agreed, and then replied without thinking, "You came here yesterday, cut your hair like this, and then ......"

"Wait, wait." Gu Ming hurriedly waved his hand to stop the man from continuing.

The amount of information was so large that he was a little overwhelmed.

Because just now, in Gu Ming's eyes, he saw the man stretching out his palm inward, straightening his head and drawing a moxican's hairstyle.

Gu Ming's hands trembled and slowly touched his hair...... Fortunately, everything is normal, no more, no less.

He looked in the mirror on the dresser and saw that his hairstyle was not mohican, except for a few hairs that had risen a few times due to sleep.

"What's wrong again?" The man asked.

"It's okay...... Let me ask, the hairstyle you mentioned is a bit in conflict with my current hairstyle. Gu Ming gestured with his hands to the shape of Moxican.

"That's a sure sake, and I didn't cut it for you."

"Ah, who did you cut it for?"

"The guy who came with you."

“……”

In Gu Ming's mind, Comrade Andre in the shape of Mohican suddenly appeared.