Chapter Fifty-Six: Immortal Jumping? Lao Tzu is not an immortal and can't jump!
Comrade Andre in the shape of Mohican stayed in Gu Ming's mind for a moment, and then Gu Ming waved it out of his mind.
No matter what kind of hairstyle Andrei was changed to.
For Gu Ming, this is all good news.
Of course, Comrade Andrei deserves sympathy, and the main good news is that it seems that he and Comrade Andrei did not behave inappropriately last night, nor did they be naked......
This can already be regarded as a huge comfort for Gu Ming.
"And then, buddy, you go on, did I say last night that I was going somewhere else, I need to hurry up and get my ancestral pocket watch back." Gu Ming said.
"I was in a hurry, but I don't remember this by you......" the man made a reminiscing look.
Gu Ming didn't dare to disturb, just waited on the side, and the man finally said with certainty: "By the way, the tall man who came with you said that he was going to find a woman, and then went over there." ”
The man points in one direction.
Gu Ming was shocked when he heard this, and he didn't have time to thank the man, so he left in a hurry.
At the same time, the secret saying in my heart is not good.
In his own state, it is estimated that it will be difficult to stop Lao Maozi, and it is very likely that he will be in the same stream.
And what's even worse is that I really know where to find women in this town.
Before the finals, Gu Ming had nothing to do, came out for a morning jog, and saw a man coming out of the house in an alley, and a woman behind him greeted him.
When the man had gone, the woman closed the door and turned a sign hanging on the door upside down.
Out of curiosity, he stepped forward to take a look at it.
It was found that this was a hand-carved gossip card, with gossip engraved on one side and fish playing in the water on the other.
That night, he found Zhang Wanhe and asked.
Under Zhang Wanhe's explanation, Gu Ming knew that this was a leather and meat business.
The gossip card on the door is turned upside down, indicating that there are no customers inside.
If the reverse side is up, it means that something is going on inside.
"This old man, you have to find a woman to find it yourself, don't drag me into the water!"
Looking for a woman, although it is looking for a professional counterpart.
But it's just as disciplinary.
In particular, Gu Ming only knew about the women in this town who were doing this business, but there were two of them......
Gu Ming didn't dare to delay, for fear that he had done something irreparable yesterday, so he hurried to make amends while there was still time now.
He ran profusely and even made a mistake on the road, leading to a detour.
In the end, I finally found the place where the leather and meat business was done.
"Damn, it's a coincidence, isn't it......"
Looking at the gossip cards outside the door, which were turned over to the side of the fish and water, Gu Ming stopped outside the door for a long time, walked back and forth, stuck outside the door, and listened to the movement inside.
The movement inside was intermittent, like squeezing toothpaste.
Gu Ming thought it was over, and just wanted to push the door, but he didn't expect that after two minutes, the movement became louder again, and after a while, it stopped again, and after a while, people became loud again.
In the end, Gu Ming was really impatient to wait, so he simply kicked open the door and shouted, "People inside, come out!" ”
The shouting in the room suddenly stopped, and then there was the sound of the thin ropes of dressing.
Immediately afterwards, a disheveled man opened the door and walked out, he was born white and fat, looking like he had been raised by a privileged life, the man looked at Gu Ming, and then looked at the woman in the house.
Suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Oh - let's do it!" ”
"Okay, you two dogs and men, want to blackmail Lao Tzu's money? I don't ask who Lao Tzu is...... It hurts, it hurts! ”
The man pointed at Gu Ming's fingers, but Gu Ming broke them behind him, pinching the kid's hand, Gu Ming kicked it aside: "Master, I have something to do with the woman inside, if you know each other, hurry up, don't talk so much nonsense!" ”
"You...... You're not a suit? The man got up from the ground.
"Get out!" Gu Ming roared.
"This monkey is in a hurry, take aphrodisiac...... You have to queue up to go to the toilet, where is there something to do in the middle of the queue......"
The white fat man muttered, Gu Ming let out a "hey" and raised his fist.
When the man saw this, he immediately fled without looking back, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Gu Ming snorted, walked quickly to the back room, and saw the woman sitting on the bed with a red belly pocket, her face panicked, he tried to calm himself down: "This young lady, I have no malicious intent, I just have something I want to ask...... Eh, what's the matter with you, Miss, please respect yourself! ”
Halfway through his words, Gu Ming was already wrapped around his neck by two lotus-like arms.
The woman's two feet were like octopuses, and when they were wrapped around her waist like this, Gu Ming couldn't move, so she had to lie on the bed obediently.
"Dead ghost, why are you here now?"
The woman said coquettishly, and her voice could come out of the water.
Gu Ming is also an old driver, in his previous life, he was the number one brother of several anchors at the same time.
Although the woman's appearance is good, she can be regarded as A goods in her previous life, but Gu Ming is not in the mood for that at this time.
He said with a gloomy face: "So...... Do you know me? ”
"Dead ghosts!" The woman pushed Gu Ming away, and her face suddenly turned cold: "We even did that shameful thing, what's the matter?" Want to turn your face and deny people now? ”
What's going on......
It's all on home plate.
Gu Ming shook his head secretly.
In the end, it was still messed up.
The point is that I did it, but I don't remember it at all.
How do you feel so disadvantaged?
"You don't want to dump me." The woman wrapped her arms around Gu Ming's neck again and bit her ear behind his back: "I'm with you, I agreed last night, you want to marry me as your wife." ”
"You said that when you make enough money, you will take me to live in the most romantic country in the world, become a farmer, raise ten cows, and the cows give birth to baby cows, and when the calves grow up, our children will be able to milk cows......"
"It's all you said, but you can't go back."
"What?" Gu Ming turned his head and said in amazement: "This young lady, I was drunk last night, and I can't count last night's events!" ”
"If you need money, I'll give it to you, and we'll treat it as if yesterday's incident didn't happen."
Gu Ming took out all the five oceans on his body and put them on the table.
"You ......" The woman was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly shook her hand and knocked off the money on the table, her eyes suddenly turned red, and she covered her face and cried: "I make money to raise calves, do you think I like it...... I see, you just think I'm dirty, don't you! ”
The woman sobbed and choked, her demeanor did not look like a fake, and she cried more sadly than her dead parents.
Especially the words she said...... Gu Ming's dream is indeed to be a free farmer, raising some cattle and sheep or something, without the pressure of being in the big city, and getting up every day to face the green, how healthy.
But now......
Gu Ming is very sure that the woman is not acting, he really came yesterday, and he doesn't know what he said and did to others, so he can't get rid of it now if he wants to.
"Why did I suddenly become a scumbag...... God, help me. ”
Gu Ming wanted to cry without tears.