One move to defeat the enemy, this is the technique that my father taught me, and today I used it on Xiaobu.

Although his martial arts father went to Australia to grow vegetables for a living, he still taught his son basic martial arts skills without fail.

My father once told me that in his homeland there was a killing technique called martial arts, which was passed down by word of mouth between master and apprentice. He said: One day, this kind of killing technique called martial arts will surely fascinate the world.

Today, Xiaobu was lucky, he was fortunate to appreciate the essence of Chinese martial arts, and he knelt down with just one move.

Seeing that I subdued Xiaobu in one move, Pi You was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and pointed at Xiaobu and laughed: "You will subdue my little brother with one move." What else to say. ”

"It hurts, it hurts! Let go! Xiaobu was in the mood to pay attention to Pi You's ridicule, but he kept his body down, relieving the pain on his fingers, and finally his body almost touched the ground.

Suddenly I let go of my right hand, and as soon as my left hand was sent to his forehead, Xiaobu was once again like a turtle with all fours in the sky, and everyone laughed in all directions.

I picked up my chair and sat there steadily.

Pi You laughed again, and some people followed suit, "Xiaobu, turn it over and climb a few laps!" ”

"Xiaobu go back to the nest, you can't lay eggs here!"

She sat down on my lap and pointed to the little cloth on the ground and said, "Little cloth, are you a tortoise?" How do you always like to play on all fours today. ”

I looked at Piyu sitting on my lap, and I think the eldest brother was probably sitting on the lap of the younger brother for the first time, and he was smiling.

Everyone cheered, and in the hearts of the public, defeating the strong with the weak would ignite emotions more than bullying the weak with the strong.

Xiaobu's forehead was full of bruises, and he suddenly took out a gun, "Boy, I want to duel with you." ”

The laughter of the crowd made Xiaobu angry.

The sudden change startled everyone and retreated.

Pi You was not afraid, she stood up and walked in front of Xiaobu, "Xiaobu, can't you afford to lose?" Still playing medieval duels, do you think you're a knight? ”

"This is our man's business, you don't have to worry about it." Xiaobu gritted his teeth.

I held the wine glass in my hand, and I was engrossed in the hand holding the gun, and as long as his fingers moved at all, I would hit his right hand with the glass as fast as I could, and hit his heart with my right elbow.

In the face of life and death, I can't have the slightest softness, this is the truth I realized in the process of crisscrossing the wasteland and competing with countless beasts.

"Mr. Xiaobu, it's okay to play here, but you can't use a gun."

A shirtless man came up to Xiaobu.

Piu told me that this man was Tom, the owner of the bar, and that he was always easy-going, but if someone was making trouble here, Tom wouldn't hesitate to grab him by the neck and throw him outside the bar.

"It's okay to play, but you can't use a gun", I think back to Tom's words, which may be Tom's business wisdom.

Think about it, if there is a shootout in this bar at every turn, who would dare to come here? But who would have thought of being here if something didn't happen that ignited people's emotions?

Prior to this, the conflict between me and Xiaobu fully satisfied the emotions of the onlookers, they screamed excitedly, crazy for it, many beautiful women's eyes were like taking opium has been blurred, Tom has been silent, and smiled from time to time, but when Xiaobu took out a pistol, it touched Tom's bottom line, imagine a bar where a shooting occurred, who dares to come often, so he did not hesitate to stand up.

Tom laughed, "The bar has the rules of the bar, and you can bet on conflicts if there is a conflict." In my bar, you can have all kinds of competitions, drinking, boxing, throwing knives, shooting, and even skipping rope if you want. ”

Pi You stepped up, "Yes, yes, Xiaobu, let's make another bet." I muttered in my heart, take another gamble, just with the word "again", there should be no less bet between Pi You and Xiaobu.

"How to bet?" Boo asked.

"Still shooting." Piyu didn't think twice.

"Piyu, are you comparing me or this kid?"

I think Pi You should often lose to Xiaobu, she said without hesitation: "The insect is my little brother, today I will reluctantly let the insect compare with you." ”

Xiaobu nodded, "Bet on what?" ”

"Just bet on your car, and let me drive it for two months if I lose."

At this time, the car was definitely a new thing, although it was steaming and it was very uncomfortable to roast people, but after all, it was much better than riding a horse or a camel cart, and Piyu should have been thinking about Xiaobu's car for a long time.

Xiaobu narrowed his eyes and said without thinking, "Okay, if you lose, let this kid crawl out of here like a turtle." ”

Pi You squinted at Xiao Bu, then looked at me again, and I smiled, "Young Master Xiao Bu, I definitely won't climb out of here." ”

Xiaobu said contemptuously: "Boy, are you so sure that you can win me? ”

I shook my head, "No, it's just because I'm not the same kind as you, and I can only walk, not climb." ”

Xiaobu was stunned for a moment, and then understood that I was satirizing the fact that he was ridiculed as a turtle just now, and his white face turned a little purple, and his face became distorted.

He snorted, "Don't take advantage of your tongue, you'll look good in a while." I can compare myself to this kid, but you're going to have to make a bet too, right? ”

Pi You glanced at Xiao Bu, "What do you want me to bet on?" ”

Pi You cocked the corners of his mouth arrogantly, Xiaobu looked at Pi You, smiled slightly, and stretched out his finger to point to his face: "Just give me one of your kisses." ”

Pi You looked at Xiaobu with a disgusted expression, "Xiaobu, you are really a complete scumbag." ”

I strode forward, "Bet on it, we're afraid you won't make it." ”

Pi You glared at me, "Worm, do you know what Xiaobu wants to bet on me, if he loses, he wants me to kiss him." As soon as the words came out, Pi You felt a little embarrassed, and his face flushed slightly.

Tom, the barkeeper, took the stage, he slapped his hand, and the bar band stopped playing, and the whole audience fell silent, and people looked at the barkeeper to see what he had to say.

Tom smiled and said, "Dear ladies and gentlemen, another gambling game needs to be witnessed by friends, Ms. Piyu and Mr. Boo have reached a bet agreement, the game is shooting, Boo's bet is a car, Piyu's bet is a kiss, and the little brother crawls out of the bar like a turtle." ”

Tom's voice reached everyone's ears, and everyone was interested, with smiles on their faces, some whistled, and even the waitress at the bar stopped what they were doing and looked at us with curiosity, they were all looking forward to the game.

That's right, the race is one thing, the bet is another, and today's bet is very novel, the steam locomotive that everyone envies, crawling out of the bar like a turtle, and a fragrant kiss, all of which stir people's excitement.

The dance floor was quickly emptied, and several waiters brought in two tables and placed many bottles on the tables.

At this time, I also understood the rules of the gambling competition, ten bottles will be thrown over the dance floor, and the contestants must smash the bottles in mid-air, and the one who breaks more wins.

Once again, I marveled at the business acumen of Tom, the owner of the bar, who was a master flirtatious. The sound of gunshots, broken bottles, screams of beautiful women, what sound could be more emotional.

Xiaobu was triumphant, "Let you see and understand today." ”

As he spoke, he snapped his fingers and beckoned a bar girl.

The girl squirmed to the table, reached for the bottle, and threw it over the dance floor.

Boo drew his gun and fired a shot, and with each shot, the music began, and the crowd burst into cheers, and the girl was even more excited, letting out a hearty scream, and then grabbed another bottle and threw it into the air.

Xiaobu shot decisively, and in the blink of an eye, nine of the ten bottles were shattered by Xiaobu.

Everyone in the bar cheered, "Xiaobu is so good, nine out of ten, this is the best result of the month." ”

"No, it seems to be the best result of the year."

"I've never seen anyone shoot ten shots, that little girl is okay to say, kiss a little cloth, her little brother is going to crawl out like a turtle."

Piyou's face was a little gloomy, and she touched me, "You're okay." ”

I shook my head: "Are you telling me the truth?" ”

"Of course!"

"To tell you the truth, I haven't played with a pistol".

I've played with bows, I've played with crossbows, I've played with shotguns, and I've really never played with pistols.

As soon as I spoke, Pi You's expression was very peculiar, I don't know whether it was joy or sadness, crying or laughing, in short, it was a little distorted, I looked very uncomfortable, I just told the truth, she wouldn't be like this!

"Shen worm, you bastard, you yin me, right?"

"Boss, you dissipate your anger, how do you learn to speak from Xiaobu."

"I thought you were very powerful, so I risked my life to bet with Xiaobu."

"Isn't it just a kiss, if you lose and kiss him with your eyes closed, you should eat a fly, and there's no fuss?"

"I'm going to kiss you."

I looked at Xiaobu, wearing studs, it was originally a man but he was wearing heavy makeup, and I couldn't help but shudder, "It seems to be more disgusting." I said to Piyu again, "Boss, we haven't competed yet, how do you know that you will lose?" ”

"You haven't even used a pistol, what else can you compare?"

I pulled out my slingshot, "Can I use this?" One moment you throw the bottle, I play the slingshot, the game has no restrictions on weapons, right? ”

Piyou's face softened slightly, and although she knew that my slingshot was shooting accurately, she was still a little skeptical, "Will this work?" ”

"Don't worry, you should have ten cats flying all over the sky." Piyu burst out laughing after hearing this.

I walked up to the stage with my slingshot and shook it. When the people at the bar saw me holding a slingshot, they laughed and exchanged ears.

"Oh my God, he's got a slingshot, is he going to shoot a bottle with a slingshot?"

"Then he won't lose!"

"If you lose, you lose, let's see how this kid crawls out like a turtle in a while!"

Xiao Buhaha smiled, "Look, this kid from China has brought an ancestral treasure." As soon as he finished speaking, there was another burst of laughter in the crowd.

I squinted at these guys who had never seen the world, and couldn't help but shake my head and sigh, this is how rare and weird.

I swaggered behind the table and motioned for Piyou to throw out the bottle, but Piyou was still uneasy, "If you can't do it, if not, I'll ask Tom to borrow a pistol." ”

I asked rhetorically, "Have you ever won this kind of competition?" ”

Pi You's frustration was written on her face, and she shook her head, "No, Xiaobu's marksmanship here is the best, so I've been unconvinced." ”

I smiled and said, "Today we will make him obedient, and then we will see you like a mouse and a cat and hide away." ”

Piyu stared at me for a while, "You can't be a spy sent by Xiaobu, right?" ”

I was speechless for a while, "Boss, is your brain hole too big?" You look at Xiaobu like that first, can I recognize him as the boss? Piyu bit her lip, "It seems to be too." ”

Xiaobu was already urging impatiently, "Do you guys play or not?" It's better to just admit defeat, that way it won't be too embarrassing. ”

Pi You glared at Xiaobu, "You shut up", she bit her lip, picked up a wine bottle and threw it out.

When the wine bottle flew to the apex in a parabola, the momentum subsided and returned to zero, and at the moment when it was about to land, a marble shot out, and the wind was strong, and a crisp sound of glass breaking penetrated into everyone's eardrums, knocking on their ear drums, telling them that the wine bottle would shatter in response.

Piyu screamed, and the crowd erupted in amazement, followed by cheers.

Pi You got excited and let out a cheerful laugh: "Haha, Xiaobu, this time you are dead".

The music started to play at this point, but it seemed to be half a beat slower, about the time the sound engineer saw me take out the slingshot and thought it was time to take a break.

Piyu said dissatisfiedly, "Tom, your sound engineer is getting worse and worse. ”

Tom smiled but didn't answer.

Pi Youmei smiled, just complaining, she hugged out another bottle, and the bottle was naturally greeted by a strong marble, and the crowd cheered again.

Pi You was so happy that she grabbed it with her left hand and took it with her right hand, and threw out the bottles faster and faster, and as I shot the steel balls, they shattered, and the dance floor was full of glass shards, shining like jewels in the light.

Pieu threw the bottle into the air almost non-stop, and I shot it all at once, and the tacit understanding made it feel like we had rehearsed many times in advance.

In the end, all the bottles on the table were thrown away by Piyu, not to mention ten, and when all the bottles on the table were reduced to crumbs in the air, the bar instantly turned into a sea of joy, and people cheered, screamed, and whistled loudly, witnessing the wonderful moment.

Pi You was excited, hugged me, and jumped with a smile, "Bug, you are so good!" ”

Little Bu's face was as dead as ashes, and he would never have thought that the shot he was proud of had become a foil.

Piyu danced with her hands, and she held out her hand to Xiaobu, "Get the car keys." ”

He took out a key and threw it to Pi You, then glared at me fiercely, "Boy, you wait for me," and turned to leave.

Piyu was so happy that he fiddled with the key in his hand.

"Haha, this locomotive belongs to me. Bugs, I'll drive you around in a moment. You haven't been in a car, have you? ”

I nodded, indeed, I had been hunting in the wilderness for many years, let alone riding in a car, and I didn't have the opportunity to see a car, and sometimes it was a novelty to look at the ruts of the car's tires.

A few young ladies came to me with graceful steps, and she exhaled like an orchid, "You are so good, let's have a drink together." ”

Piyu pushed them away, "Go away, he's not your thing." As he spoke, he pulled me aside.

I felt sorry and waved my hand to the girls, "Don't listen to her, I'm your food, it's delicious." ”

I felt a cold light shoot out of Piyou's eyes, and she snorted angrily, "Flower carrot, have you had enough?" ”

I smiled and said, "What's wrong?" ”

She squinted her eyes and looked at me, "Say, who the hell are you?" ”