I tidied up her ripped clothes, "I'm me, Shen Worm, your little brother." ”

Piyu ignored it and continued to stare at me, "You weren't secretly sent by Hamid?" ”

"Who is Hamid?"

Piyu muttered to herself, "Probably not, doesn't look like it", and then she said to me, "Worm, who did you learn your slingshot from?" ”

I thought about it, "I didn't learn from anyone, I just played every day when I was a child, and I just played and played." ”

"What else would you do?"

"I can ride horses, shoot arrows, darts, hunt, and swim."

She looked at me with a smile: "I can't see it, you'll have quite a lot!" ”

I was proud, "Of course, if I run to the wasteland, I am the existence of the king." ”

"What are you doing in the wasteland?"

"Hunting, those kangaroos, thylacines, goats, and coyotes are afraid of me. Are you afraid of me? ”

Pi You was strange, "Don't be afraid! What am I afraid of you for? ”

I sighed, "Yes, only wild boars are not afraid of me." ”

Pi Yu twisted my arm, "Bug, you're turning around and scolding me, aren't you?" ”

I cried out in pain, "No, it's true that you're not afraid of me." ”

Pi You let go of his hand and said curiously, "Why is that?" ”

I jumped to the side and laughed: "Because the boar will screw me when it sees me." ”

Pi You was angry and chased after him, "Worm, you little bastard, you are still scolding me." ”

I turned and ran, not noticing the pedestrian, and by the time I realized that it was too late to get out of the way, I finally collided with the man solidly.

The man groaned and fell backwards on his back, and I suddenly realized that the man was the woman in red, who had lost her center of gravity after a hit, and would definitely hurt if she fell on the floor.

I hurriedly grabbed her with both hands, and at the moment of falling, my waist flipped so hard that I finally landed on my back, and the girl also fell me, smashing me to the ground.

The woman in red's long hair was scattered and covered my face, and at that moment I smelled a fresh fragrance.

The woman in red struggled to get up from me, and before I could speak, she slapped me in the face.

I immediately felt a burning pain in my face.

The woman in red scolded, "", and then walked away without looking back.

I stood there, looking at the red-dressed, delicate figure, and fleeting figure, I couldn't help but sigh, this is like a frightening shock.

Pi You leaned over and asked softly, "Is it comfortable to hold her!" ”

Thinking of the intoxicating body fragrance, I actually forgot about the pain and nodded: "Comfortable!" ”

Then I jumped up, hugged my feet and let out a wolf-like wail, "Piyu, you step on me, we don't want to do this." ”

Piyu said hatefully: "It's light to step on you, and you should gouge out your eyes." ”

With that, she walked straight to the front desk and threw her wallet on the countertop, "Checkout!" ”

It seems that she has no interest in playing.

When the waitress took out the bill, "Hello, Miss, five pounds in all," Peew cried out, "How can there be so many?" ”

The waiter pointed at me and said, "Oh, this gentleman ordered twelve glasses of wine." ”

Piyu frowned, "Bug, are you a wine barrel?" How is it possible to drink twelve glasses of wine yourself? ”

"It's what you said, let me order and drink as much as you want!"

"Then you can't drink more than ten glasses, right?"

"Oh, I only had one drink, and the rest was given away."

Pi You squinted at my face: "Did you give it to the woman just now?" ”

I gave a thumbs up, "Boss deserves to be the boss, you're so smart." ”

"Clever fart, bug, you bastard, take my money to pick up girls!"

Pi You was on the verge of a seizure again, and I hurriedly made a gesture to stop, "Chinese medicine says that anger hurts the body, the boss is obedient, let's not be angry." There's always a way. ”

"So what do you think you can do?" Piyu asked hatefully.

I thought about it for a while, and suddenly I saw Xiaobu go and return, followed by a Japanese man in a wide robe, with a shaved head all around, only a piece of hair on the top of his head, which was tied into a bun, which looked like a scoop melon.

I patted Pi You's shoulder and pointed with my hand and said, "The one who settled the bill for us is here." ”

Piyu also laughed when he saw Xiaobu. At this moment, our thoughts are very tacit, and Xiaobu, the wronged leader, is going to be decided.

Before I could go look for Xiaobu, Xiaobu and the Japanese had already come to us.

"Xiaobu, haven't you ever lost?" Pi Yu teased.

"Let's play again." Xiaobu said straight to the point.

"Than what? Is it you who compare, or who compares? I asked.

Xiaobu pointed at the Japanese, "He fought for me, he is the head of the Hokkaido Martial Arts Gym in Japan, Sasaki, let's compete again, than martial arts, do you dare?" ”

I smiled, "Why don't you dare." Hey, are you going to fight me? ”

The Japanese samurai wore a cardigan with a green belt tied around his waist.

I know that the color of the belt of the samurai girdle varies, and my father said that for Tang Shou, the color of the belt means the rank of the practitioner. Generally beginners are white belts, and then as the practitioner's skills gradually mature, they can be upgraded to yellow belts, green belts, blue belts, and red belts, and the highest level of Tang hand is a black belt.

Sasaki is a green-belt Tang hand martial artist, so he can only be regarded as an ordinary martial artist. However, he was extremely arrogant, and looked at me with his shoulders crossed, "It's not a competition, it's just cleaning an ant." ”

I raised my big finger, "Cow!" ”

Sasaki thought I was scared, raised his eyes, nostrils to the sky, he waved his fist, Kong Wu was powerful, "You are just a horseman, you didn't need me to make a move, in the face of a real samurai, you are just a mantis arm blocking the car, not self-sufficient!" ”

"After learning a little bit of the kung fu of the three-legged cat, he ran out and was arrogant, didn't your teacher tell you that the strong have their own strong players, and they can be made sooner or later?"

Sasaki was stunned for a moment, "I learned kung fu from many teachers, but I didn't hear this sentence!" ”

"I don't have any such knowledge, I really don't know how your teacher taught you."

"Hmph, my teacher taught me a lot of kung fu, judo and tang hand, and the more I learn, the more profound I feel."

"Haha, it is not the kung fu of the three-legged cat, judo and Tang hands will become treasures in you, if you meet a master outside the world, don't you laugh off other people's big teeth."

"How can there be so many worldly masters, this little effort is more than enough to defeat you."

I secretly laughed to myself, it turned out to be a martial arts idiot, this kind of person ponders to defeat others every day, but his brain is becoming more and more inflexible.

I walked a few steps with my hands behind my back, "That's because you haven't seen the real Chinese martial arts, and the judo and Tang hands you said are not new things, just take Tang hands as an example, it is just a kung fu that originated in Ryukyu, but you don't forget that Ryukyu used to be a vassal state of the Qing Empire, they wore Hanfu, spoke Chinese, and wrote Chinese characters. There is a martial artist in the Ryukyus called Kuanliang, did you know? ”

Sasaki nodded heavily, "Master Kuanliang, I naturally know. This is the first Tang hand in Japan. ”

But what you don't know is that he went to Fujian when he was young and worshipped Wu Xiangui, a famous Fujian White Crane Boxing master, as his teacher. The white crane fist is said to have been created by Fang Qi Niang. Qi Niang later married Zeng Si, a native of Yongchun County, Fujian, and gave apprenticeship in Yongchun, so it is also called Yongchun White Crane Boxing. In this Tang hand, he has combined a lot of White Crane Boxing kung fu. The reason why your Tang hand is called Tang hand is to commemorate its origin from the Tang Dynasty in the East. ”

I know that these things naturally came from my father, who was studying at the Fujian Naval Academy, studying scientific knowledge under Mr. Zhan, and was fortunate enough to meet Wu Xiangui, the master of the White Crane Boxing.

Sasaki seemed to have an understanding, "I see. ”

Xiaobu said loudly: "Sasaki, don't you be fooled by him?" ”

Sasaki woke up suddenly, he took a step forward and said, "I'm not here to listen to you tell you about these martial arts stories, if you really have the ability, let's compare." ”

"Hey, rotten wood can't be carved, I've learned so many years of kung fu, I'm so brave and ruthless, I'm really stupid, you can know that in the face of the world's masters, you may not even be able to catch the corners of other people's clothes."

Sasaki shook his head, "Impossible. You lied to me. ”

I shook my finger in front of him, "It's not a lie, I have a kind of kung fu that can do Ling Bo micro steps, stepping on the snow without a trace, I once met an old fairy riding a white crane in Kunlun Mountain, the old fairy saw that my bones were strange, and I was a unique martial arts wizard, so I made an exception and taught me a set of world-class learning." He stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and he opened up my second vein? ”

Sasaki's eyes widened, "Ren Du Ermai?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it is the second pulse of Ren Du, after these two veins are opened, I feel a spiritual light above my head, straight to Xiaohan, since then my EQ is online, my IQ is full, and no one has said that my brain is bad."

Sasaki's face was full of envy, "There are only some legends that open up the second vein of Rendu, but I didn't expect that there really is such a peerless martial arts?" ”

"Of course, hey, isn't it common for people to say that you don't have a good brain?"

"Hmm", Sasaki blushed, but nodded earnestly, and Piyu chuckled.

Xiaobu said angrily, "Sasaki, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, he lied to you." ”

Sasaki also seemed to react and took a step forward, "Then I'll come and learn what magical martial arts you have after opening up the second vein of Rendu!" ”

I sighed, "Hey, rotten wood is rotten wood, you can't make wood, I see that you still have some talent for martial arts, so you are kind to give advice, how do you know ......" After saying that, he shook his head again and again, and seemed to be a little distressed, "That's it, I will compete with you, and I don't need to compare any fighting, if I hurt you with one finger, it will increase the sin for no reason, see that the dance floor is not." I gestured with my hand to the circular dance floor.

Sasaki said, "I saw it. ”

"We used this dance floor as a boundary and played a game called Eagle Catching Chickens. Of course, the eagle catching the chick is just a metaphor for me, to be precise, it is the dance floor as the boundary, limited to a quarter of an hour, you catch me and you win, the final comparison is the hand-eye-body method, and it is also the basic kung fu that the old fairy taught me, can you understand? ”

Sasaki's blinking eyes looked at the dance floor in disbelief, the dance floor was not large, only about six meters in diameter, and it seemed like a samurai to catch me in such a small place.

Sasaki nodded slowly in agreement. Piyu was a little uneasy, she tugged at the corner of my coat, "Are you sure you can win?" ”

I shook my head, "I'm not sure, the old Immortal Sect's kung fu has been abandoned for a long time. Alas! ”

"Nasty, you're gasping for it." Piyu laughed.

I looked at Xiaobu, "The game is decided, let's talk about the bets." ”

Xiaobu gritted his teeth, "The bet remains the same, if you lose, you will climb out for me from here." "He hated the shame I had just given him, and he didn't mention the steam locomotive, and insisted on giving me back the embarrassment.

I laughed, touched my chin, and said to myself, "What if I win?" ”

Piyu exclaimed, "We've won, you're in for a treat!" ”

I nodded, "Well, all the fights and killings in the world are caused by being brave and ruthless, and it doesn't cost a lot of money to bet, but a small bet is pleasant, Pi You is right, I won, Xiaobu, you can go and settle our account for today." ”

Sasaki nodded approvingly, his face full of reverence for my high wind and bright festival.

Xiaobu gritted his teeth, "Okay! ”

The game started again, and Tom was delighted, because when people were excited, they drank more drinks, and he had more pounds in his pocket.

When Tom announced the format of the game, everyone was once again full of curiosity, they had never seen such a novel game, the eagle catching the chicken, which was a game that everyone had played when they were children, and it could also be used to bet on the game.

Actually, playing the game of eagle catching chicks with Sasaki has its own considerations.

Back then, by chance, my father met an unborn martial arts genius, he was a native of Wen'an, Hebei Province, named Dong Kui. Dong Kui traveled all over the world as a young man, and spent eight years in Jiuhua Mountain to realize a set of unique knowledge comparable to Taijiquan - Baguazhang. By chance, his father got Dong Kui's true biography. My father later taught me Baguazhang, and the first thing I played was the game of eagle catching chickens.

My father's body turned around, and no matter how much I tried to catch him, I couldn't catch him.

Later, I gradually came into contact with the essence of this kung fu and realized that this Baguazhang attaches great importance to the flexibility of the body, requiring the practitioner to change the distance and direction between the enemy and the enemy in the continuous circle, avoid the right and skew, and wait for the opportunity to attack.

The most basic kung fu of Baguazhang is to walk in the mud step, walk in a circle, rotate left and right, break through the traditional boxing method based on boxing and walking in a straight line. If it is like the wind, it is invisible; Looking ahead and ignoring the back can often make opponents feel dizzy.

Today, I'm going to win Sasaki with a mud step.

At this moment, the dance floor has been emptied, Sasaki and I stand opposite each other in the middle of the dance floor, Sasaki attaches great importance to etiquette, bows deeply to me, "Please advise me", I stand with my hands in my hands, and nod my head in appreciation.

At that moment, I really felt that I was really a master of the world, an old fairy who was more old than an old fairy, and I felt happy when I thought about it.