Chapter 39: Chameleon

In the face of the big gold tooth's scolding, the fat chef didn't know what to do, and muttered: "Billy is just doing well, and the ingredients he serves are also the freshest." ”

I smiled and said, "Boss, you're my customer too, I'm a hunter and can provide you with the freshest game," I said, pointing to the pickup truck at the door, "we're here to deliver." ”

Big Golden Tooth twitched his big nose and said disdainfully: "Crown Hotel, will you ask for ingredients from retail investors?" He patted me on the shoulder, "Hillbilly, do you know how many people are chasing after me to bring me food!" Hunt your game well, and your game can be delivered to the taverns in the town, and there will be no shame at the Crown Hotel. ”

My bullshit chef turned into a hillbilly in the blink of an eye in his mouth.

The big golden tooth continued to say to the fat chef: "You elm head, don't you think about a few dishes every day, what are you tossing with these cats and dogs?" ”

The fat chef stretched out his hands to me, looking helpless.

At this moment, Eagle walked in. The big gold tooth smiled all over his face, "Chief Iggy, what do you command?" When is the dinner party? ”

Eagle didn't answer the big gold tooth's words, "Didn't you just say that the ingredients weren't ready yet?" ”

The big gold tooth laughed, "Look at what you said, how can you." He pointed to Nemo's pickup truck at the door, "The best supplier of the Crown Hotel has just delivered the freshest ingredients, little muddy, don't go and move in quickly." ”

The little muddy guy in his mouth naturally said me, but it's a pity that the brain circuit of my little muddy guy is really not as fast as the big gold teeth, and just now he was a humiliating hillbilly, how did he become the best quality supplier in a blink of an eye.

Before I could understand it, Iggy came over, and he had already noticed me, but he didn't have time to greet me because of the dinner schedule. As an eight-sided butler, he knows best the friendship between the Governor's young master, Karl, and me, and where he is willing to offend me.

Gentleman Eagle greeted me, "Hello, Mr. Shen! Today's business is busy, and I neglect you. The kitchen hasn't cooked for you yet? ”

The big gold tooth shook his body, and his right hand held a pillar beside him.

I smiled, "Not yet, I met a friend and we're chatting." ”

The big gold tooth was furious, pointed at the fat chef's nose, and scolded: "Mr. Shen hasn't eaten yet, what are you doing to eat, why don't you hurry up and make a meal that Mr. Shen likes to eat." When he turned his face to face me, the big golden tooth's face turned out to be the east wind and warm, "Mr. Shen, what kind of food do you want to eat, you command, I will ask them to make you a first." It is a great honor to meet you for the first time, you are really gentle and gentlemanly. ”

In the blink of an eye, the little muddy became Mr. Shen, I really admire the outstanding acting ability of the big golden tooth, it's a pity that he doesn't go to be an actor.

Eagle said to the big golden tooth: "Things have changed, just now Dolly came to tell me that now the governor is talking to the prince for tea, hey, the prince is the most proud, saying that Australia is a wild land, there will be no food, so he brought his own cook, to make food for the prince in the back garden, the prince said that the chef is the best court chef in the Ottomans." ”

The Big Golden Tooth and the Fat Chef stared at the four bull's eyes and listened to Iggy's words, "The Governor also thinks that the food made on the spot is more delicious, so he said that our chef should also go to the back garden to make the food on the spot." ”

In fact, what the Ottoman prince said is not bad, Australia has indeed been a wild land since it was discovered by the Europeans, and it is only one or two hundred years of development history, and the British even used Australia as a place of exile for prisoners. It's just that when the gold mine was discovered, talents from all over the world flocked to it.

When it comes to food culture, it is naturally far inferior to that of Europe. The Crown Hotel in Grand Golden Tooth is already in a sense the place where Australian food is all about.

Big Gold Tooth and Fat Chef were a little dumbfounded and looked at each other.

The big golden tooth said with an embarrassed face: "Mr. Ig, I dare to say that the cooking skills of the Crown Hotel are still famous in Australia, but if it is compared to Europe, it will ...... It's almost funny. Otherwise, let it all be done by the slow chef, and we won't be involved. Talk to the Governor? The Great Golden Tooth finally spoke to Eagle in a consultative tone.

I was in a hurry, Nemo had managed to get some prey, and it seemed that he would not be able to sell it.

I coughed, "If you want to talk about food, cooking is a part, and ingredients are also a part, and the best ingredients and exquisite cooking skills can naturally make authentic Australian food." ”

The fat chef's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh and said, "By the way, we have ready-made top chefs here, why give up?" ”

The big gold tooth pouted, "You mean yourself?" ”

The fat chef's face turned red, "Ha, it's not me, I mean Mr. Shen, I've seen Billy's cooking, and the barbecue he makes is definitely the most authentic." My fat chef can pin his head to the waistband of his pants to make sure. ”

The big gold tooth looked at me incredulously, "Mr. Shen, don't you see, you are an expert in food making?" Hey, I really don't know how to inlay gold and jade, Master Shen, you must help today. As he spoke, the big golden tooth nodded and bowed again, and he almost bowed and worshipped.

So, I, a shit chef, a hillbilly, and a little bastard, rose to the rank of master again, and even I couldn't figure out who I really was.

Eagle said, "Since the fat chef has such a high regard for Mr. Shen's cooking skills, I really want to trouble you today. ”

"Well, you can have the game brought in first, and remember, the black boy who delivered the goods will be brought in as well."

Nemo was happy to see me and hugged me, "Brother Bug, why are you here?" Did you know that the Crowne Plaza Hotel named our prey and asked me to send some game today, and it took me a lot of effort to catch a sheep and a cow? If only you were there, I'll just wait for the goods to be shipped. ”

I knew that the cow and the sheep must have been hunted by Nemo alone, and although he followed me to hunt every day, most of the time he was just a little follower, and it was the first time he had hunted alone.

I asked Nemo, "Did you bring that boning knife with you?" Nemo nodded.

"That's good, whatever you want to eat, let the kitchen make some first. In a moment, with your help, we will make a barbecue for the Governor. ”

Nemo entered the Doge's Mansion for the first time, and looking at everything felt fresh, he looked at the spacious kitchen, the exquisite utensils full of curiosity.

The big gold tooth walked in with two chef's costumes, and I had already introduced Nemo to him, and he smiled and said, "Two masters, this is your two chef's clothes, or change them first, so as not to stain your clothes." ”

Nemo looked a little embarrassed, in fact, his clothes were already torn.

The dinner was set in the back garden of the Doge's Palace. The Governor's Palace is built against the back of the Flower Mountain, the builder has built this Flower Mountain into a beautiful English courtyard, the fountains and statues are the most eye-catching, all kinds of fountains splash jade, filter the noise outside, make the garden more quiet, and the marble statues carved with classical mythological figures are thousands of times, the men are full of strength and tension, and the women are graceful and luxurious. The garden plants are mainly trimmed hedges and shrubs, with fewer flowers, and the pursuit is simple and atmospheric, but neat and dignified without losing luxury, but it is extremely particular about the shape, and the artistic sense of decoration is outlined with elegant and soft lines, giving people a sense of dignified and elegant, noble and gorgeous, and has a strong cultural atmosphere.

Iggy had already had a pergola erected in the clearing, and a long table was full of fruit. The seats of the guest and host are set up on the waterfront platform. The chef's cooking table was on one side, and I asked the fat chef to help Nemo put the cows and sheep on the board while I fiddled with the grills, knowing that there must be a lot of people today, so I asked Iggdor to buy a few grills. After that, I studied the spices in the bottles and jars.

At this time, the Ottoman servants brought in some cooking utensils one after another and set up a shelf opposite us. The pots and pans on the board glistened in the light, making them more luxurious than the kitchenware of the Governor's Palace and the Crown Hotel.

Dolly ran over to me and said, "Mr. Shen, the Ottoman chef is here. ”

I like this clever little maid very much, "Don't call me Mr. Shen in the future, it's too polite, you can call me a worm, you can also call me Billy, or learn the big gold tooth, just call me Master Shen." ”

Dolly tugged at my clothes, "You're so annoying, those Ottoman cooks are amazing." I can kindly remind you. ”

While talking, three Ottoman chefs walked in, one face is extremely long, if you insert two big ears, it will even make people mistake it for a horse, behind the horse's face is a fat guy, I laughed when I saw him, the fat chef is already very fat, this guy is fatter than the fat chef three times, nostrils to the sky, I muttered in my heart, is this the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie? The third chef was a lean fellow, with a melon seed face, but his eyes were like two brothers who had separated from each other, farther than the average person, with a tuft of curly hair on his head, and a gold chain around his neck, like a sheep hanging a string of sheep intestines to swagger through the market.

Fat Chef and Nemo ran over, "Dolly, is this Ottoman's chef?" Dolly nodded.

I said to them: "See, it's still the prince of the Ottomans, these three are really hard to find, horse faces, pig heads, sheep intestines, this is probably the legendary Ottoman three uniques." ”

Nemo and Fat Chef burst out laughing, and Dolly covered her mouth and laughed uncontrollably.

The laughter alarmed the three people, they stopped in front of us, but their faces kept facing the sky, and Ma Yan pretended to be humble and said, "A few of them are Australian chefs, I am fortunate to meet them." ”

The fat chef nodded, "Please advise." ”

Ma Yan was very satisfied with the fat chef's performance, and nodded, "Advice can't talk about ......",

I interjected: "The faces of the three are always facing the sky, if you don't know how many fingers are left when chopping vegetables, of course you can't talk about advice." ”

Knowing that I was sarcastic about their domineering, the horse's face was covered with a layer of frost, "Sharp teeth and sharp mouth, not good cook!" ”

Pig's head snorted coldly, "I'll let you see the Ottoman dishes today." ”

I laughed, "Is there any braised pig's head?" ”

The pig's head turned red, and it really looked like a braised pig's head.

The sheep intestines were not in a hurry, with a smile on his face, he fiddled with the gold chain on his chest, "Is this little brother cooking with his mouth?" ”

"My mouth is for eating, what do you use for cooking?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and tapped his head, looking at me meaningfully. "I cook with this."

I looked at the smiling tiger and smiled and said, "Then you have to hurry up and pour out the paste inside." ”

Sheep intestines laughed, "Interesting, then I want to say that I cook by hand?" ”

"Then you have to be careful not to let the gold chain tie your hands."

The sheep intestine looked down at the hands that were fiddling with the gold chain, and laughed, "Little brother, you are very humorous. So what if I want to cook with this? The sheep intestine blinked his eyes, smiled even more comfortably, and he pointed at the board with his hand, "Little brother, you are the second person to tell me that the gold chain will bind your hands, but who in this world doesn't like this thing." Once upon a time, there was a fox who couldn't eat grapes, so he had to walk away, saying that this grape must be sour, children, this is the heart of sour grapes! Why don't you have it, how about I give you this chain? As he spoke, he really took the gold chain from his neck.

I looked at the smug appearance of the sheep's intestines, took out the dragon-shaped jade pendant carved by my father from the collar and said, "Thank you for your kindness, I have this." ”

The sheep's intestines lit up with his eyes, and he looked at the jade pendant, "Okay, it's a pity that the carving is not good, how about I exchange this chain for your jade pendant?" Definitely worth it. ”

I smiled, "Thank you for your kindness, this is given to me by my father, and it is a priceless treasure in my eyes, and I will not change it." As he spoke, he put the jade pendant back on his neckline.

The sheep looked at me with a smile for a long time, then turned to leave.

The Ottoman servants had already put the board up, and the horse's face and the pig's head began to get busy, and the only one who had this sheep's intestine found a chair to sit there like an uncle, and also crossed his legs, and had no intention of cooking with his hands at all.

The fat chef asked, "Little brother, is it time for us to work?" ”

I nodded, "You go and prepare the charcoals." ”

The fat chef answered and got busy.

"Brother Bug, what should I do?" Nemo said.

I glanced at Nemo, "Don't worry, let's rest." ”

Dolly asked strangely, "The governor and the prince are coming soon, do you still have time to rest?" ”

I also found a chair and sat there with my back facing the sky, "When will the guests arrive, when will we start doing it, don't worry." If you have something to do, you go first, I have to take a nap. ”

Dolly looked at me like a monster, "I don't know what you think." Nemo, is your brother usually like this? ”

Nemo smiled, "I'm not a worm in Brother Bug's stomach, and I can't guess many of his thoughts sometimes." ”

Dolly said angrily: "Then you still follow him, be careful that he sells you." ”

Nemo scratched at his hair, "No. I've been with Brother Bug since I was a child, and if he wants to sell me, I've already sold it hundreds of times. ”

"Then what do you do with him every day?"

"Hunting! Brother Bug and I went to the wasteland to hunt almost every day, wild boars, wild sheep, kangaroos, coyotes, ostriches, a lot, there will be a chance in the future, I will catch a big lizard for you, this animal is fun, and it can change color, Uncle Shen said this is a chameleon. We also caught the Taipan snake, which has a highly venomous ......,"

Nemo said without a match, and Dolly's eyes widened as she looked at Nemo, "Then you remember to hurry up and get that chameleon for me." I really want to go hunting with you, isn't that dangerous? ”

"With us here, there is no need to be afraid, for the beasts will go around us when they see us."

"Why?"

"I can't get around it, it's all here!" As he spoke, Nemo slapped the sheep on the table.

Dolly laughed, "Nemo, you're funny. ”