Chapter 40: The Mayor and His Wife

When it was time for dinner, Iggy was already going back and forth to greet the dignitaries, and the first to arrive was John the Mayor of Brydon and his wife, who I found out to be the arrogant Mrs. Mayor I had seen in the hospital. She was dressed up today, but the foundation on her face was a little thick, and her eyeshadow looked a little like a panda.

Little John, the boy who was lying in bed that day, should be the son of their husband and wife.

As she passed our dining station, Dolly ran up to greet Mr. and Mrs. John, "Hello Mayor John, hello Madame!" ”

Mayor John smiled and said, "Dolly, I'm going to work hard for you today." ”

"It's not hard, I feel very honored to serve you and your wife." Dolly is very good at talking.

Mrs. John took Dolly's hand, "Dolly, I haven't seen you for two years, you are really getting more and more beautiful." ”

"Madam, you have won the award, I will never be able to compare to you, you are an ageless goddess in our hearts."

I heard Dolly's words, and then looked at the thick fat powder on Madame's face, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

When Mrs. John saw me, I knew that I was in trouble, and hurriedly bowed down and said, "Hello, Madame! Then he smiled.

Mrs. John's eyes widened suddenly, and she recognized that I was the "little fairy" who had fooled her that day and treated little John indiscriminately, and she immediately became annoyed and snorted.

Mayor John couldn't help frowning, "The governor is getting more and more disagreeable, anyone can appear at the family banquet, if the prince sees that there are yellow people and here, I don't know how he will laugh at it." ”

Mrs. John took her husband's arm and said in a strange way, "Yes, how could my brother and sister-in-law arrange for them to be here at the family dinner?" Australia is white Australia, and even if there are yellow and black people, they can only appear in the mines. ”

Dolly explained, "Mayor, ma'am, today's chef is from the Crown Hotel, and they make delicious dishes and will be roasting meat for you later. ”

The big golden tooth smiled with a flattering face, "Hello, mayor, ma'am! We are the Crowne Plaza Hotel, and I attended your inauguration ceremony when you took office a few days ago, and your speech was really touching and touching, and everyone said that Bryden was a good mayor! ”

John looked at the big gold tooth, "I remember, at the mayor's inauguration ceremony the other day, it was you who spoke on behalf of the citizens. Your hotel is well done. ”

Seeing that the mayor could think of himself, the big gold tooth was like a spring breeze, "Yes, yes, mayor, you really have a good memory, what food you need, I'll help you get it." ”

John waved his hand, frowned and said: "The Crown Hotel is also a banner in the Australian food industry, I don't understand, how can these Chinese and black people be invited to be chefs?" When such an inferior person appeared at the governor's family dinner, how could the guests have the appetite to eat? ”

The big gold tooth blushed, "This...... These two are ......".

He clearly saw that Iggy was polite to me, but at this moment he was facing the mayor's questioning, and he was really in a dilemma, and finally the big golden tooth gritted his teeth, "Mayor, what you said is that I will let them get out." ”

He turned to the fat chef and said, "It's all your bastard's fault, it's not good to invite anyone, you have to invite these two nasty embryos." Then, glaring at Nemo and me, he said, "You, and you, get out of here at once, and I feel unappetizing to see your shitty appearance." ”

The fat chef scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, "Boss, I need to invite the two of them to barbecue today." ”

The big gold tooth said angrily: "Crowne Plaza's own chef can't grill meat?" I see you've been kicked in the head by a donkey. ”

My father once said that Chinese people always encounter all kinds of humiliation in foreign countries, and I have never been able to understand the fact that I wander in the wilderness all day long. After entering the city, I only met the Japanese martial artist named Inobe in the Hokkaido martial arts hall and spoke disrespectfully, but today's humiliation was worse than that day, and I said coldly: "Big Golden Tooth, I found out that you are not only a purebred chameleon, but also a 24K pure bastard, how come in a blink of an eye, I have changed from Master Shen to a nasty embryo." In that case, we will not wait. ”

Turning his face to Mayor John, he said: "Dear white mayor, you are on top, I know that you look down on us humble Chinese and blacks, but remember that we are invited, not recruited and lingered, you have status, but we have backbone." And the beautiful lady, the next time little John gets sick again, don't scream a little fairy anymore, I'm just a humble bug. ”

Mrs. John screamed, "Yo! You really think that you are a little immortal, a miracle doctor, but it's just a trick, what do you do in China, a god or a god, you are not even a wizard. ”

I suddenly found that I had become the farmer who saved the snake, and I stopped paying attention to the femme fatale, and pulled Nemo up and said, "Brother, let's go, this is the world of white people, and we have no interest in waiting for these white masters." By the way, Big Gold Tooth, you didn't pay for these two game, so they don't belong to you for the time being, Nemo and we carry one on our backs and pull them out into the street to feed the dogs. ”

With that, I grabbed one of the buffalo's legs, and pulled it to the shoulders with both arms, causing Lady John to scream and lose her face. The bison was a calf, but it weighed more than 300 catties, and I was angry in my heart, so I carried the cow on my body.

This is also the result of the usual hunting, and every time I hunt a large beast, I take turns carrying the prey home with Nemo. Because, we don't have expensive steam locomotives, and we don't have camel carts, so we can only carry them hand in hand. In this way, he also practiced brute strength, especially Nemo, who walked seven or eight kilometers briskly with hundreds of catties of cattle on his back.

Nemo picked up the goat and followed me.

Lady John's scream was like a whistle, and those present stopped their movements, and looked at me, and they were all amazed when they saw me carrying the bison.

I was in no mood to pay attention to everyone's expressions and thoughts, although it was a sunny day, and there was a smile blowing through the flowers, blowing the fragrance of flowers to everyone's side, but I felt that the air at the moment was very stuffy, unusually stuffy, like the eve of a downpour.

As I strode along, I was confronted by two big boys, one was Carl and the other was Little John, and the two brothers who I hadn't seen for a long time were side by side, very happy.

Carl saw me and ran over with little John in his arms, "Hey, big brother, what are you doing with a cow on your back, do you practice strength?" ”

I didn't find it funny at all, and looked at him angrily.

Carl didn't realize it, and didn't notice anything wrong with everyone's expressions, he said to Little John: "Little John, this is my friend Billy who just met, his Chinese name is Shen Worm, he is very powerful." ”

Little John pointed at me and shouted, "I know you, you are the little immortal, you went to Kunlun Mountain in China and met an old immortal riding a white crane, the old immortal saw that your bones were strange, and you were a unique martial arts wizard, so he made an exception to teach you a set of world-class learning, he stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and opened up your second vein." ”

This was the nonsense that Piyou was talking about when she was in the hospital, and of course her nonsense was also a retelling of my nonsense in the bar.

Carl blinked: "Really? ”

Little John swore and said, "Of course it's true, he used a brush to draw a charm on my face, and he cured my disease, and my mother said that he was a little fairy." ”

Karl laughed, "I still don't believe he's that amazing." ”

Little John said anxiously, "Why don't you believe me, by the way, my mother can testify that she personally called the eldest brother the little fairy." As he spoke, little John shouted to Mrs. John, "Mom, come here, this is the little fairy who treated me that day." ”

Mrs. John cried out, "Little John, come here, and don't associate with such lowly people. ”

Little John was very stubborn, "Mom, he is really the little fairy, you said it yourself that day." ”

Mrs. John said angrily: "Silly boy, what do you know, he lied to me, and he lied to you, what kind of immortal is he, he just put medicine on your face, and pretended to be a ghost to fool us, these cheap people are very shrewd, don't be fooled, come here." ”

Carl heard the conversation between mother and son, looked at my blue face, and finally knew my situation.

"Brother, you put the cow down first, we are brothers, with me, no one dares to underestimate you."

"Forget it, Carl, it's going to be harder for you. Nemo and I are heading back to town. If you have time, you can go and play with me, this governor's palace, I'm not in the mood to come. ”

Mrs. John, who had already taken little John by the hand, heard my words, and said, "Yo, do you think that anyone in this governor's palace can come as soon as they want?" I don't look at who I am. ”

Karl was furious, "Auntie, Billy is my friend, don't do that. ”

Mrs. John's voice was higher than Carl's, "Carl, you stinky boy with no conscience, your aunt usually hurts you in vain." ”

With an uncle on one side and a brother on the other, Carl is really in a dilemma.

"Qian Yan, you can come to this kind of communication by yourself, why do you have to pull me over." Pi You and Qian Yan walked over together.

She was wearing a beautiful dress, she still liked the white, and she inserted a blue and white feather in her top hat, which was extremely beautiful.

Pi You didn't recognize me, her attention was listening to Qian Yan's words: "Miss, this is the Governor's family banquet, inviting some of Australia's top government officials and entrepreneurs, I'm just a shopkeeper, how can I be qualified to come over, and we have to talk about the affairs of our jewelry store to be reasonable, ouch, you will just do it today, don't play every day, now is the time for you to come forward." ”

Qian Yan suddenly stopped his mouth and looked at the front stupidly. He found me. To be precise, he first spotted a cow and then discovered me, amazed at my brute strength. Qian Yan really couldn't figure it out, someone was walking around with a cow in the Governor's Palace, and what he couldn't figure out was that the person who came with the cow was actually me.

Pi You was also startled by the cow, and then recognized me, she immediately became happy, "Haha, worm, it's really you, what are you carrying a cow for, isn't winter coming, you worm needs to prepare some food in advance!" ”

The arrival of Piyu relieved Carl's embarrassment, and he and Little John also came over, and Carl smiled: "Piyou, I didn't expect you to come today?" ”

Pi You smiled, "What, aren't you welcome?" ”

"How can it, I just thought that after you were kidnapped, you would be frightened, at least a few days off."

"That's not necessary, I can think of it." Piyu said.

Carl introduced John Jr. to little John: "Brother, this is a friend I just met, we used to be tied up together, so to be precise, we are difficult friends. Remembering the moonlit night on the top of the mountain, both Carl and Piu laughed.

Little John timidly asked, "Pretty sister, is it really you?" Do you remember me, I was the ...... in the hospital," he said, gesturing with his hands on his cheeks.

Pi You woke up like a dream, "I remember, you are the big boy with inflamed cheeks, haha, your illness is cured, don't say it, after you are cured, you will be a handsome little guy." ”

Little John blushed.

Ignoring Carl and Little John, Piyu patted me on the shoulder, "Bug, you haven't told me what you're doing here." ”

I couldn't help but smile a little wryly, "Pi You, I was delivering goods to others to help cook, but I was blasted out." ”

Piyorg smiled, "The goods have also been returned?" ”

I patted the cow and said, "The goods have not been returned, and I am angry that I will not sell them." ”

"Haha, interesting, then you don't have to carry it back, I want you to do this, but you still have to make it for me. I've eaten your barbecue, and I can finally taste it again, you say, the meat should be fresh, is the meat of this cow still fresh! ”

Nemo interjected, "Then you don't need to ask, it's absolutely fresh." ”

Piyu pointed at Nemo with his finger and said, "You're the black boy Nemo that the worm said." Although Piyu had never met Nemo, I had mentioned it to her many times.

Nemo couldn't help but be proud when he saw Piyu call out his name, "I'm Nemo, Brother Bug's best friend. ”

Piyu waved his hand, "I want your sheep too." The bug said that your knife skills are very good, and you can finally see it today. ”

Nemo rejoiced, "Well, you see. ”

I walked back to the back garden with the cow on my shoulders and said to Carl, "Carl, I need two ovens, a chopping board, and some condiments. ”

Karl answered, calling the two servants straight to the Great Gold Tooth's board, "Hey, I need two ovens, a board, and some condiments. ”

The servant didn't wait for the big gold tooth to agree, and moved the oven and the board and left.

The big gold tooth knew Carl's identity, and it was the young master of the governor, so he didn't even dare to let out a fart. I saw that the muscles on his face were shaking violently, and I thought that at this moment, the big golden tooth and intestines were all repentant.

Sure enough, he suddenly slapped the fat chef in the face, "You bastard, why did you make Master Shen angry." ”

The fat chef muttered, "Obviously you're angry." ”

The big gold tooth slapped the fat chef in the face again, "You bastard bastard, why didn't you remind me." ”

I put the cow on the board, walked up to the big gold tooth, and looked at this guy, who was like a mouse smiling when he saw a cat.

But in my eyes, the smile was so ugly.

I said to the big gold tooth, "I'm here to tell you two things, don't look down on people, and the other is that the fat chef is my friend." ”

Carl also joked on the side: "Fat chef, if you don't like to stay in the Crown Hotel, you can come to the Governor's Palace." ”

The face of the big gold tooth seemed to have been whipped, and it looked like dead ashes.