Chapter 4 Flower Boy
After entering the city, the car walked for a while, looking at the gradually bustling street scene from the car window, the young man was no longer impatient with the curiosity of the girl in the back seat, and suddenly said hoarsely: "I'm here, just get off at the intersection in front, thank you for taking me on this journey." ”
Hearing this, he had long regretted that he was greedy for money, and he was happy to pull the strange man's car Qingnian in his heart, and said, "No thanks, no thanks." Hurriedly heard the car on the side of the road, watched the boy get out of the car, and soon fled without a trace.
Seeing the recreational vehicle running away without even ignoring the red light, the boy who stood on the street like a mud monkey grinned, and then found that the pedestrians on the road, everyone was looking at him, hurriedly turned into the alley, turned three times and walked through a few blocks, returned to the main road, came to a fast food restaurant, pushed the door and walked in.
Glancing around the store, the young man breathed a sigh of relief, walked quickly to the counter where no one ordered, and said to a tall peer wearing a striped shirt and a baseball cap embroidered with KFC words, with tough facial features: "Finally saved, Da Hao quickly give me the key to your room, and I'll go take a shower and change clothes." ”
Hearing this, the tough young man was stunned for a moment, and then carefully looked at the young man who looked like a 'vagrant' with a very strange gaze for a while, and with a professional smile on his face, he asked, "Sir, what do you need?"
"I'm x you, big brother, don't be kidding, look at me, I'm really tired to the point where I only have half a breath left, even if your girlfriend is at home, you can make an exception, it's still not a brother!" the boy shouted hoarsely and tiredly.
"What are you talking about, sir, I don't seem to know you, right?" The tough young man thought he had met a madman, glanced at his colleague on the side, and was about to dodge it temporarily, but when he looked at the young man's face for the last time, he was suddenly stunned, and then his eyes widened and he shouted loudly: "I T die of a banana, you, are you a fat wood?"
"Of course it's me, who else can it be. The young man said dissatisfiedly: "Don't pretend to be Xiao, bring the key, I'm about to be killed this night!"
"You, what's wrong with you, you, how did you become like this!" Hearing this, the tough young man was shocked, and asked with a shocked and sad expression on his face.
"I know I look miserable, but you, your expression is too exaggerated.
When I was doing something trivial, I accidentally encountered a 'dirty thing', and I just fell a few feet, and you don't know that my grandfather opened a palace and temple, and he often encounters this kind of thing, but it's nothing. Seeing that his friend's reaction was a little excessive, the young man was stunned for a moment, his tone changed, and he comforted him.
"How can you suddenly lose weight like this when you meet a 'good brother' and fall a few feet, you, don't you have that kind of 'disease', just like the elder of our Yuanxi Middle School in the past?" said the tough young man hesitantly.
"Captain A-Li..." The young man was stunned for a moment and then said angrily: "You just got HIV (AIDS), why did I lose weight...", but I inadvertently looked down at a thin face reflected on the smooth milky white plate counter, but I choked up.
"I, I, I," after a long pause, the young man raised his head, looked at his friend and stammered: "How could I suddenly lose weight like this, just now, I was still before dinner just now, yet, I haven't changed, can I still lose weight when I meet a ghost..."
"You really just encountered 'dirty things', nothing else?" The tough young man asked with wide eyes when he saw that the young man was stunned and did not look like a fake.
"Of course, how could I lie to you about this kind of thing, we've known each other for ten years, think about when I lied to you..."The young man said angrily.
"Don't yell, don't yell, this is a public place. The tough young man thought for a moment, stopped his friend's words, pointed to a fast dining table in the corner and said, "Go and sit there and wait for me, I'll go over at once." ”
"Okay," the boy nodded in despair, and was about to turn around, when he suddenly said, "Don't forget to get me two Big Mac Forts and two fried chickens, and, well, another big potato, a large glass of Coke for the drink, and more ice cubes." ”
"At this time, you can still think of eating, it seems that you really don't have HIV. Seeing that the dead friend was listless but still had to eat and drink, the tough young man thought it was funny and made a joke.
"You really want to die, Lu Wenhao, be careful if you mention HIV again, I will let your girlfriend never blow your 'tuba' again. The boy raised his middle finger in reply, and under the gaze of many diners, he walked weakly to the corner and sat down.
A few minutes later, Lu Wenhao hurriedly asked the store manager for a personal leave, changed into casual clothes, and came to sit down opposite the young man with a large plate of food, "A total of two hundred and sixty yuan, eat quickly, and the money will be calculated later." ”
"You rob, who doesn't know that the benefit of working in a fast food restaurant is that you eat and drink for free, if you bring Xu Yasha money, give me money, there are things of the opposite sex and no humanity. The boy whispered dissatisfiedly and began to eat and drink.
"That's after the night shift, you can bring extra food home after ten o'clock, it's only what time is it," Lu Wenhao pouted and retorted: "What's more, there is chicken plague and foot-and-mouth disease all over the island now, and the prices of chicken and beef have risen, and the store manager is much stricter than before, and I can't eat if I don't pay, let alone you."
Hey, Zhang Muzi, a young master like you who has never worked is really a waste person with no common sense, don't you feel ashamed?"
"Shame, I've become a 'local chicken', are you still afraid of losing face? Zhang Muzi pulled his coat full of dry mud, gobbled up the fast food, stood up with a cola and said, "Let's go, go to your house to take a bath and change clothes, I really can't stand it." ”
"Okay, Yasha is taking someone to work tonight, I hope I haven't come home yet. Lu Wenhao nodded and walked out of the fast food restaurant with his dead friend.
The island metropolis has a pleasant environment, and under the developed economy, the nightlife is naturally abundant, and the streets are brightly lit and crowded.
Mixed in with the flow of people, they walked through two intersections, turned into a sloping alley, and came to an old apartment building, and the two of them went up the narrow staircase to three floors, and came to stand in front of an iron door.
Seeing that it was dark in the house from the crack in the door, Lu Wenhao said happily, "Great, Yasha is not at home." He took out the key and opened the door.
Zhang Muzi, who was behind him, said disdainfully: "Dahao, you are really a 'horse dog', and your door lock, it's the interstellar era now, even if you can't afford to buy a genetic lock, you can change the fingerprint lock, and now you still use an iron lock, it's really a good service for you (you)." ”
"Look down on the horse dog who has no money, you have a kind of don't enter the door. Hearing this, Lu Wenhao, who pushed the door open, squinted at Zhang Muzi, spit out a sentence, and walked into the room.
The apartment is not big, the decoration looks quite old, the area is only twelve or three pings, but although the sparrow is complete, the living room, bedroom, and bathroom are a lot.
Zhang Muzi followed his friend into the living room, and without replying, he strode directly into the bathroom, and after a while, the shower sound of 'mile la la...' rang out.
At this time, Lu Wenhao walked into the bedroom, found a few clean clothes and a few magazines, and came to the bathroom door, "After washing, put on my clothes first, now you can wear them, I put the clothes at the door."
It's really evil, what kind of 'dirty' have you encountered, you have become so thin all of a sudden, come out and tell me about it. His voice fell for a moment, and a somewhat hesitant voice came from the bathroom, "Of course you can say it, but don't scold me." ”
"You, are you stupid again?" Lu Wenhao asked in a daze.
"It's not stupid, it's just a little trick. With the answer, the door of the bathroom was pushed open and Zhang Muzi took the clean clothes on the magazine.
"Last time, it couldn't be that I bought a fake 'bioassistant egg' again, right?" Lu Wenhao's face turned blue with anger, and he asked fiercely, while speaking, Zhang Muzi, who had taken a shower and changed his clothes, had already walked out of the bathroom.
After a hurried bath and cleaning, compared with before, his fat round face turned into a melon seed shape with soft lines;
The slender eyes, which were originally squeezed into a slit by subcutaneous fat, have expanded by two or three times;
The bridge of the nose, buried in the plump cheeks, appears straight and towering after being freed from the shackles of fat;
The small mouth, which used to be incompatible with the fat man's body shape, is now completely integrated with the emaciated face shape, and the short Liuhai that covers the forehead with a soft texture is full of a certain indescribable neutral charm.
"I, I'm X, I'm too beautiful a man, Fat Wood, it's a pity that you don't go to the les bar (gay sex bar) to work now. At first glance, seeing the great changes in the dead party, Lu Wenhao forgot about his anger for a while, opened his mouth wide and blurted out.
"I'll leave such a good part-time job opportunity to you. Zhang Muzi pursed his lips, walked quickly to the only two-seater sofa in the living room and sat down, touched his stomach and said, "How long do you think this body shape can be maintained with my amount of food?"
Hey, I'm hungry again after taking a shower, do you still have instant noodles and bread here?"
"You're a pig, I'm hungry again after eating two big hamburgers and two fried chickens, and I don't have anything to eat," Lu Wenhao sat next to his friend and replied with raised eyebrows: "Let's talk about how you were fooled, how you encountered the 'dirty things', I'm curious." ”