Chapter 95: Eat Him and Drink Him
"Of the more than 2,000 people who died, only 500 remained? Old monk, don't lie to us, how can you have so many graves here? ”
Wukong suspects that the old monk is exaggerating.
Sha Seng suddenly said: "Senior brother is not right, shouldn't the monk be cremated after he dies?" ”
Wukong reacted: "Yes, yes, shouldn't it be cremated?" ”
Chen San looked at Wukong suspiciously: "Is it possible that those who died at the beginning were indeed cremated, and the later ones were buried here for unknown reasons, so there are only dozens of graves in front of us?" ”
Bajie even calls the master wise!
Wukong looked at the old monk: "Is that so?" ”
The old monk nodded: "The national teacher said that we burn the corpses every day, and the smoke is full of smoke, which is harmful to the national body, and we are ordered not to use open flames in the future." ”
Chen San called out to the groove.
I didn't expect this national teacher to understand environmental protection.
However, it is also said that it is not allowed to burn corpses, and there is a miasma of smoke every day, and people who don't know will think that it is a fire, which really damages the image of a country.
But not letting open flames go too far.
"Don't let you use an open flame, so how do you cook rice?"
Bajie asked with concern.
The old monk pointed to the vegetable patch in the corner of the courtyard: "Planting some melons and fruits can also satisfy hunger." ”
Bajie said angrily: "This is what people do? ”
Wukong added: "Even if it was done by a human, this kind of person is not wronged to be killed!" ”
The old monk sighed: "Alas......"
Night.
Looking at the broken roof with a view of the starry sky, Bajie sighed again and again: "What is the difference between this and sleeping in the wilderness?" ”
"At least there is still half a room that does not leak, at least there is no need to worry about rain."
Chen San comforted: "Go to bed early, I will enter the palace early tomorrow morning." ”
Bajie pouted: "Master, you can see and sleep, I can't sleep, old pig, I'm hungry!" ”
"If you are hungry, go find something to eat by yourself, and don't disturb the rest of the teacher."
Chen San felt that it was time to bring the plot on the right track.
Sure enough, as soon as he heard Chen San say that he was allowed to go out to find something to eat, Bajie suddenly came to his senses, beckoned to Wukong and Sha Seng, and led them to the door.
"Brother Monkey, let's go find something to eat together."
Wukong said: "Where can I find it in the middle of the night?" ”
Bajie thought for a while: "Let's go to the national teacher, eat him and drink him, and treat it as an outlet for these monks." ”
Wukong praised: "You idiot, you are obviously greedy, and you can find this kind of excuse." ”
As soon as they said it, the three brothers stood on tiptoe and quietly slipped out of the temple.
All of this was in full view of the little white dragon standing behind the door, and she looked at Chen San: "Master, senior brother, they are sneaky, I'm afraid they are going to do something unseemly, right?" ”
"It's okay, everything is in the master's hands."
Chen San beckoned to the little white dragon to his side: "Long'er, are you sleepy?" ”
The little white dragon shook his head.
Chen Sandao: "Let's talk? ”
Xiao Bailong walked up to Chen San, straightened his long skirt, sat down elegantly, stared at Chen San and said, "What are you talking about?" ”
Chen San raised his head and thought for a moment: "It's okay, your master and I are all good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and we also have poetry and songs, depending on what you want to talk about." ”
The little white dragon lowered his head: "I can do it." ”
......
The three of them easily found the address of the national teacher.
It's not hard to find at all, except for the palace, the most luxurious place is probably not running.
This is a Taoist temple, majestic and magnificent, extremely luxurious, and the scale is even no less than the Wuzhuang view of Zhen Yuanzi.
The temple was brightly lit and the sound of chanting was endless, as if some kind of large puja was being held.
The three of them crouched outside the mansion for a long time, and finally saw a group of Taoist priests coming out of the mansion, so they used the method of escape to enter and searched back and forth between the corridors.
Finally, through the winding labyrinthine corridor, the three of them saw a large hall and smiled at each other.
"Sanqing Palace?"
Wukong reads the big letters on the plaque on the door.
Seeing Wukong's puzzled face, Bajie asked, "Brother Monkey doesn't know what the Sanqing Hall is, right?" ”
Goku shook his head.
Bajie immediately proudly popularized Wukong.
"The so-called Sanqing Hall is the main hall dedicated to the Sanqing."
Wukong sighed: "Idiot, are you itchy again, what's the difference between what you said and what you didn't say?" ”
"Brother Monkey, don't worry, listen to me slowly."
Zhu Bajie pushed the door and said: "These three Qings refer to the three old men of Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, and Taiqing Daode Tianzun. ”
Wukong repeated the name of Sanqing: "Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Daode Tianzun." ”
As the doors of the temple were pushed open, three tall statues of the gods came into view.
The Monkey King in the middle and on the right doesn't know each other, but the one on the left seems a little familiar.
"Isn't this Taishang Laojun?"
Bajie nodded: "Exactly, Daode Tianzun is also known as Taishang Laojun by the world." ”
Wukong smiled and said, "This is my old grandson!" ”
The candles in the hall were dim, and the three of them approached the statue to see the scene in front of the god.
"What a big peach!"
As soon as he saw the offerings on the case, Zhu Bajie rushed forward, grabbed a peach and stuffed it into his mouth.
Goku picked up a peach and was just about to bring it to his mouth when he looked up at the image.
It's so lifelike that it feels like you're being stared at.
Wukong tore down the curtain on the side and put it on top of the heads of the three gods, and then ate it with confidence.
"Delicious!"
Wukong took a bite of the peach and couldn't help but praise it for its deliciousness.
"It's delicious!"
Sha Seng also smacked his mouth.
Only Bajie concentrated, and if there was no one around, he never stopped eating.
Seeing that the three of them had already eaten half full, but there were still so many offerings on the table, Wukong and Bajie immediately filled up the rich households, took a bite of one fruit and threw it on the ground, and then picked up the other one.
Sha Seng is still very sincere, not only did he eat every fruit cleanly, but he also didn't forget to carry a few in his arms: "Take it back to Master and Little White Dragon." ”
Wukong nibbled on the peach and handed the fruit plate to Sha Seng: "Bring it all, bring it all." ”
Sha Seng untied a cloth bag from his waist and left some for Wukong and Bajie, and packed the rest all up.
At this moment, there was a sudden movement outside.
Wukong gave Bajie a look and asked him to go out and have a look.
"Why is it that every time I run errands, I haven't eaten enough!"
Zhu Bajie reluctantly walked to the door and looked out through the crack in the door.
Suddenly, he turned around and rushed to Sun Wukong: "Oh no, Brother Monkey, someone is here!" ”
"Panic what!"
Wukong knocked on Bajie's head, then glanced around the hall, put his finger to his mouth, and with a breath of fairy qi, the object where he was pointing disappeared instantly.
Including the statues of the three Qing gods.
"Quick, let's change into Sanqing, avoid it first!"