Chapter 96: Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid
Sun Wukong recalled the appearance of Sanqing, and felt that the one on the right was wearing a red robe, which was very festive and quite good-looking, so he jumped to the right side of the Shentai, thinking about the appearance of Yuqing in his heart, and slowly turned into the appearance of Lingbao Tianzun.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also hurriedly sat down next to him, becoming Yuan Shi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun respectively.
After a while, the door of the temple creaked open, and three men in Taoist robes walked in.
The three Taoist priests are all dressed very elegantly, but their appearance is different.
The head is eight feet long, with a leopard head and eyes, swallow jaws and tiger whiskers, and he looks like a reincarnation of Zhang Fei.
Seeing the mess all over the ground, this man suddenly screamed, like a huge thunder, like a galloping horse: "Who actually stole the offerings!" ”
Listening to the voice, it is more like Zhang Fei.
Another Taoist priest with a long face and thin beard stepped forward to take a look: "Big brother, the guard is very strong, how dare ordinary thieves come to steal?" ”
The remaining thin Taoist priest stroked the goat's whiskers under his chin, and nodded thoughtfully: "What the second brother said is that I also think that this is not the handiwork of ordinary thieves, it should be done by Jiangyang thieves!" ”
Bajie on the altar almost laughed.
What the hell are you teasing Lao Tzu, whose Jiangyang thief is so unproductive, and he came to steal a few of your offerings in the middle of the night?
"I mean, could it be that the Sanqing apparitions enjoyed these offerings?"
The second child pointed to the idol and winked at the boss.
"Maybe it is!"
The boss slapped his round head suddenly, and suddenly realized: "The second brother is reasonable, I want us to worship Sanqing day and night, and there are a few people in the world who are as devout as us, and they must be the ancestors who appear!" ”
The three of them glanced at each other, knelt down in unison without hesitation, and shouted in unison: "Respectfully invite Sanqing to manifest his spirit!" ”
Bajie and Sha Seng were calm and did not show any flaws.
But as soon as Wukong saw someone coming up, he kowtowed to himself, and suddenly felt fun, and the monkey was so excited that he chirped and laughed.
When the three people in the audience heard the laughter, they hurriedly looked up, but saw that the "Lingbao Tianzun" was winking at the three of them.
The third child shook the boss's arm and said excitedly: "Big brother, Sanqing has appeared!" ”
The second child looked puzzled: "How does this Lingbao Tianzun look like a monkey?" ”
Since it has been exposed, it is not appropriate to pretend it again.
Wukong cleared his throat, followed the appearance of those immortals in Heavenly Court, and said in a suppressed voice: "Yes, I am Lingbao Tianzun. ”
"I am the Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun."
"I am the Taiqing Moral Heavenly Venerable."
Bajie and Sha Seng then said.
On weekdays, Sanqing has a random manifestation, which is a great creation, and this time it actually manifests three spirits at once!
The three of them knocked their heads a few more times.
"Grandpa Sanqing, we can be regarded as looking forward to you."
Wukong picked out some key words in the words of the three of them, and continued: "I was inspired by the sincerity of the three of you, so I took two Taoist friends to appear together and give you a chance. ”
Hearing the opportunity, the three of them were even more excited.
The boss said: "Thank you Grandpa Sanqing, I don't know what opportunity to give the three of me, is it an elixir or a magic weapon?" ”
Wukong thought for a moment: "I went out in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring the elixir magic weapon. ”
There was a look of disappointment on the faces of the trio.
But I heard "Lingbao Tianzun" say again: "But I just returned from the banquet from the Queen Mother, and I have some elixir and jade liquid, which can be given to you." ”
The three of them once again had a look of joy on their faces, and stretched out their hands to wait for the gift of Sanqing.
"Why don't you three hurry outside and get some utensils for this elixir."
This sheng word sounds like a lot of money.
The three of them rushed to the side hall, for fear that the large-capacity utensils would be snatched away.
Fortunately, the three of them found enough utensils.
The bottle is very reasonable, it is filled with water, but the one brought is slightly larger.
The basin is acceptable.
But this spittoon-like jar is a bit excessive.
The three of them respectfully put the utensils in front of Sanqing, and listened to the "Lingbao Tianzun" say: "The three of you are waiting outside, I don't tell you not to come in, and you are not allowed to peep, otherwise this Tianzun will turn around and leave, and never come to this car Chi Guo again." ”
"Well, Grandpa Sanqing, don't worry, we will never peek!"
The three of them respectfully exited the hall and stood outside the door, motionless.
Bajie asked in a low voice: "Brother Monkey, where did we get the elixir for them!" ”
Wukong pointed to his big belly: "You don't have a lot of water, don't you?" ”
Bajie suddenly realized, laughed, picked up the largest basin and put it at his feet, and unbuttoned his trouser belt: "Old pig, I have the largest amount of food, and the water is naturally the most, so I'll come to this big one." ”
Sand Seng waited for Wukong to select the vase, and then took the rest of the spittoon.
The three people outside the door heard the sound of laughter inside, and they were very curious about what was going on inside, but they remembered Fang Cai Lingbao Tianzun's instructions and suppressed the curiosity in their hearts.
"Come in."
With Wukong's summons, the three people outside the door quickly pushed the door and returned to the hall again.
"Big brother, what does it smell, it stinks!"
The second child couldn't help frowning when he smelled the unique smell in the air, and covered his nose with his sleeve.
The boss reprimanded: "Grandpa Sanqing is here, Hugh is talking nonsense!" ”
The third child looked at the three utensils in front of him and swallowed his saliva greedily.
"Lingbao Tianzun" said to the three of them: "The elixir has been prepared, and the three of you can enjoy it." ”
said that it was too late and that was fast, and as soon as the above voice fell, the third child rushed to the middle with an arrow and grabbed the big basin containing the "elixir".
"Big brother and second brother, I want this."
The eldest and second are obviously much more decent, although they are extremely excited, they still politely step forward and hold up a vessel respectively.
Good guys, this smells punchy.
The three of them only felt that their eyes were sour.
The second child picked up the vase, raised his head and poured a mouthful: "Gross-"
The boss glanced at him: "Second brother? ”
The second child frowned deeply: "Big brother, the taste of this elixir...... It's so unpleasant! ”
"Oh? Is it? ”
The boss took a spittoon and took a sip, gradually frowning.
But instead of spitting it out, he drank it with all his might.
"It tastes a little weird, but I can barely drink it."
At this time, half of the elixir in the third pot had been drunk, he licked the corners of his mouth as if he was afraid of wasting, burped, and said to the other two seriously: "Big brother and second brother, you are lonely and unheard, the so-called good medicine is bitter, how precious this elixir fairy brew is, and the taste is naturally different." ”
When the boss heard this, he agreed: "Yes, maybe the heavenly elixir is the same taste." ”
After speaking, he no longer had any scruples to raise his head and drink.
It's a pity that Wukong, who was sitting on it, couldn't hold back for a long time, and he was quite uncomfortable with his laughter.
When the three of them finally drank the elixir in the vessel, they finally laughed out loud and exclaimed with joy.
The poor three thought that this laughter was Sanqing's own whereabouts, and they also laughed along.
This meeting is really a happy one.