Chapter 106: A sense of sight that can bend and stretch

The west wind is tight, and the dew is thick. Under the night of Lan Dun City, everyone embarked on the journey back to their own homes to find their own mothers, while Cybertron was carrying a small cage on a whim in a daze.

What is this? Did you hear it wrong? The dog can talk, it must be that he has been overworked recently, and it is normal to hear it wrong.

"Hey, why don't you let me go?"

β€œ...... Are you really a fox?"This is another world, even if it's a fox, it should be normal for a fox to talk?--Anyway, since Cybertron arrived in the other world, the three views have been constantly corrected (twisted) (twisted).

"That's nature!"

"Okay, then I'll kill youβ€”" Cybertron raised the cage and prepared to smash it down, "I've never had a good impression of foxes. ”

"......?!?!Hey, hey, hey, we have something to discuss, we have something to discuss!" The fox on both sides wanted to hug the small cage door, looking like he was going to die or live. It is said that animals do not cry because of sadness, and crying is the sublimation of human feelings. But after arriving in the other world, it seems that all beings are equal, and this fox really cried and burst out two tears: "You can't kill me because you have never had a good impression of the fox, you can't tell the difference between love and hate between an indiscriminate and a low-IQ barbarian?"

β€œ...... If you're right, I'm a barbarian, so what's the last word? I'm not going to do it for you anyway. Cybertron smiled twistedly, and it felt like he was going to kill someone.

I heard that Pu Songling likes this thing very much, but Cybertron is not an old man Pu and he is not cute. And according to legend, as long as you have a relationship with a fox, there will be no good end, here I would like to focus on inviting Mr. Di Xin (ηΊ£ηŽ‹) to tell the story of our old tyrant himself.

β€œ...... I'm a dog. ”

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"Sorry, I'm a dog, just ...... I was wrong. The fox looked like he wanted to cry without tears, and made such an unmistakable expression of humiliation with the face of a cute animal: "I...... I'm actually a dog, you can let me go. ”

"I can bend and stretch, and the big husband (real man) too. ”

"I'm sorry, but I'm actually a female - if you don't think a female can do it, I can become a male!

"It's all the same, and I'm not going to have a relationship with a fox. Cybertron said racist words and looked at the little fox in his hand: "Just kidding you, isn't this going home?" I feel that I may not be able to say something clearly, so I can relax and lie later. By the way, can you speak?"

β€œ...... I've just been speaking the lingua franca, and I know the southern languages and the lost languages of antiquity. ”

β€œ...... Oh, that's telling, but we'll concoct you later. Monster ...... "Can you be more powerful than my wife Demon King?"

-- The wheel of fate turns quietly.

"Remember not to speak later, or I'll have dinner - Miss Fox, you are a real fox who can even give up your self-esteem in order to live." Cybertron gave him a thumbs up, gestured, and said, "All right, let's go home and give you back your freedom if we see the situation - you're worth a few pennies anyway." ”

"A few pennies!--I...... It's worth a few pennies......"

"What's too little? That's ......"

"That's a lot of money...... the fox sighed.

β€œ...... Have you ever seen the world?"

"Of course I did!β€”a couple of pennies, and I can eat licorice and fried and dried licorice for a long time, I ......"

"......" is really a poor fellow. But this festival looks like it's gone...... Why do you always feel like you've seen it somewhere?

-- Discipline the things outside the body, life can't bring it, death can't take it --

Cybertron returned to the mansion where he was assassinated yesterday, Alice Fell and Denisha had returned, and a certain Miss Headless Horseman was lying on her side on a chair beside her with her head on the table - I had never seen such a lazy monster girl! Cybertron carefully compared the chicken work monster girls who were busy for a living today, and found that these people in his house were unimaginably lazy!

But I can't beat it myself.

"Ahh

Listening to it from the mouth, it will be "ancient" in various lost languages, so the age is less than 3,000 years old. You said that you are a thousand-year-old fox who has encountered a human life, and what is the matter? I heard that Daji is not a beautiful woman every day? I have not heard of any adverse reaction from that fox. Now the fox looked at the headless horseman's head on the table and had a nervous breakdown, and the san (sanity) value was too low, which was a shame.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to be embarrassed if you're like thisβ€”" Shaking the cage in his hand, Cybertron took off his coat and walked over to Pandaragon, and said to her, "You said you too, can you be lazy a little longer? If you want to talk to someone, the least respect is to bring your body over, you know?--I finally know how you lost your head last time. ”

"Uh...... I could be a little lazier. Pandaragon yawned, saw that it was Cybertron and said, "Could you please put my head back on my body...... Don't ~shake~~!"

Cybertron angrily grabbed the opponent's head and shook it like a football ball for a long time, but finally obediently put it on the opponent's body.

"Original...... It turned out to be the Headless Horseman. The fox in the cage gasped for a long time, looking like he was going to die: "Scared to death...... I was scared to death, and I thought there was a homicide in your family. ”

β€œ...... What do you mean? But really, there was a homicide yesterday...... Forget it, don't mention it. Ignoring the fox, Cybertron asked Pandaragon, "You just continue to be lazy to ruin the world...... To be honest, I really know that such a crazy person, and I don't know if he has changed his ways. By the way, what about Alice Field?"

"Oh, she's resting upstairs, and she'll come down when she's ready...... Why are you sleeping?"

β€œ...... Can you be lazy any longer?"

"Isn't sleeping exercise......?"

"......" the headless horseman of this h.

"Oh, it's rare, you got such a thing back after a day of running out today?" Pandaragon was keenly (in fact, blind enough, it's been in for so long) and spotted the little fox: "It's cute, is it a dog?"

β€œ...... I...... It's a dog. After looking at Cybertron for a long time, choosing between life and death for a few seconds, the fox lowered his head.