Chapter 107: The Old Story
"No, it's a fox. Cybertron yawned and said, "Speaks human language—"
"Why don't you open the cage?" Pandaragon glanced at the furry fox in confusion, "Why did she say she was a dog?"
"Because she just kept asking me to let her go, let's be rebellious. Cybertron snorted and said, "If she hadn't spoken to me like that, I would have let her go." As for saying that you are a dog...... Ha, maybe you like masochism. ”
"......" The fox listened for a long time, and then silently cried in his heart. Holding the fence gate of the small cage with both hands. At this time, with "iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I look out with my hands on the iron windows." The music would be more appropriate.
"It's so pitiful, let's let it go. Pandaragon was overflowing with love for a moment, and opened the door of the small cage: "Are you hungry?
The fox looked at Pandaragon with tears in his eyes, there were still good people in this world. But here's the problem......
"May I ask a little question...... Why do you look exactly like him? Is it because my old eyes are dizzy and I have mental problems?"
"Aha, why are you only asking now. Pandaragon said embarrassedly, "I'm her sister and his fiancée—"
“...... Oh. The fox was stunned for a moment, and then said in his heart that no one is perfect, and such a good person is still a pervert.
"Don't listen to her nonsense! We're not related by blood!—not fiancée. Cybertron put his arm around Pandaragon: "I heard that the wedding ceremony is quite difficult, so we skipped this step and got married." ”
The two-headed fox stared at the fox eyes that were usually squinted, and looked at this pair of exactly the same looks. But the guys who seem to have different races, and after thinking about it for a long time, they can't tell whether it's true or not. But it's good to survive, it's better to die than to live, and besides, you must not die!
"I'm sorry, I'll cook something delicious for you when I'm free. Cybertron put his hand on Pandaragon's head and smiled brightly: "Later, you will say a few nice words, please a silver-haired lady, I guess you can live a better life than mine." Aha--I seem to have a bit of a fan of furry things, but it's not as good as Pandaragon. ”
"I hate it—"
The fox can be sure of one thing, the two people on the other side are definitely perverted brothers and sisters!-although she is mistaken, it is not much different from getting it right.
"Yo, Cybertron, mission accomplished, let's come back for dinner!
The door of the mansion was pushed open, and under the service of several maids, a cheerful cat-eared lady ran in. The cat's ear hair on the top of his head and the white cloak behind him didn't take off, and he walked straight to Cybertron: "I went around in the sky, so cold and cold." I also drew a sketch of the whole city. Isn't Miss Kuras ready yet? I'm dying of starvation...... Finish...... Uh-huh?!?! uh-huh-hmm!!"
Suddenly, the cat-eared lady, Kura Ace Tambobo, had eyes wide as if a cat had seen something frightened.
"Teacher, teacher...... Master, you...... You...... You're still alive!?"
Suddenly, Tampopo knelt down in Pandaragon with tears in his eyes...... In front of the fox in his hand: "Master, what's wrong with your noble hair? What's wrong with your beautiful appearance......? What's the matter? You look like you're weak and want to die? Aren't you kneeling down after eating a poisonous apple? Ahhh
Originally, I was crying with tears in my eyes, but when I cried, I changed my taste.
"Dambo, is that you?—and the way it is now is just a stopgap measure. Wait until I regain my true power...... Tanbobo, if you're scared, kneel down and I'll spare you. ”
“...... Yes, Master, I have come to my knees. ”
Oh, no wonder it feels like this fox has seen it somewhere, déjà vu. It turns out that this undisciplined relationship with Tanbobo is a master-apprentice relationship.
"You know?"
"Yes, she's my master and Marisa, and Mu Q. The great witch, the witch of the witches, the founder of the magic tower, theoretically only she deserves to be called a true witch. A stamping of a foot can tear the earth apart, and a blow can ruin a miè legion. The prophecy is terrifyingly accurate, and there is nothing that you don't know about the things in the world!"
It is not ruled out that Tanbobo's words are flattering, but such sycophants are too much, right?
"That's it, you're suing me, she's so good?"
"Of course Ben Xianhu is so great, it's just that in order to seal the evil power in his body, he can't use a lot of abilities. Snorted, it seems that if you get a little sunshine, it will be brilliant and it is also a legend of this magic tower witch: "Alas...... Peers are also leaning against each other, and business in Bullbilisi is not easy to do. The church in the South is not as open as it is in the North, and it is nice to have barbecues all day long, but if I were that dish it would be a different matter. ”
The fox looked like he had gone through all the vicissitudes of life, and sighed with a cute appearance: "And they are all out of the mix, who doesn't have three knives and six holes? My lovely, great, glittering nine tails had to be hidden. Alas......"
"......" turned out to be a nine-tailed demon fox?! The level is so high? Wait, wait, isn't it a Western fantasy? How did this high-level monster from the East get in?
"Are you really that powerful? force valueYou can say that you are suppressed, but in terms of IQ...... Do you know everything?" Cybertron glanced at the other with contempt.
"That's nature! If you have the ability, you can ask, I know everything! Turn stones into gold, bring the dead back to life, and train the human body into ......" The fox jumped on Tanbobo's head with his waist crossed, and returned to his apprentice's territory, looking proud and wagging his tail.
"So good...... Can you tell me what is the meaning of life?"
“......”
"What is the purpose of human war?"
“......”
"What is the process of the birth of life?"
“...... Speaking of Danbobo, does this thing often find fault?" The foxy fur tied up again: "I haven't seen this kind of thing for a long time, don't do anything to raise the bar?" - ask these questions without a correct answer!"
"Okay then, what's your name, please?"
"Ha Cool, Rui Mu - the name translates to: rich and gorgeous Borei, the reimu of incredible dreams. For convenience, remember to call me Ha Core in the future. Xianhu Heluo is a nickname given by the master of the rivers and lakes, and he can also be called if he has nothing to do. ”
"Rich and gorgeous (Borei)?Incredible Dream (Reimu)?This name is really strange to die for, and there is a name with such a long anti-lock? It seems that it must be a very old person, right?" Cybertron sighed, "They are all witches, and the apprentices you teach are more than one another, so you just call them Wujie." Helo...... Don't be ashamed, okay? ”