696, Xiangyang Wangfu spoof
Yi Yun watched the carpenters in a happy mood and hummed a song in the attic there, and he had a feeling that he was about to go crazy!
No wonder Zhao Yunxuan and Cai Rou said that they had to conquer Europe and come back, although the praise was exaggerated, but Dong Ying, who was used to show this perversion, was not too much.
"It's too bad!" Yi Yun felt that he was scorched by Lei Deli, and he smiled bitterly at Zhao Yunxuan: "Don't wait for her, let's go by ourselves." โ
"No, you have already promised to take her with you, if you don't agree, it's okay, what you promised must be done. Zhao Yunxuan raised her little head and said seriously: "Being trustworthy is basic." โ
Being a man and keeping promises is indeed the basic of the basics, Yi Yun has nothing to say, he stood in the middle of a large group of people who were moving boxes and folding the attic, sweat flowing, and then a group of gardeners came next to him, and began to dig a giant tree in the garden...... "No, the tree should be taken away?" Yi Yun was shocked.
"Yes, the prince of Xiangyang likes to open the window and see that it is a garden outside, so we have to bring the whole garden with us......" replied the gardener.
"Flutter!"
If Iyun was still on the verge of madness just now, now he is completely mad.
Pit daddy, ahh......h Yi Yun's whole body jumped up and shouted, "Where is Dong Ying now?"
"Lord Hu, how can you call the name of the prince of Xiangyang......? To be polite, she's in the small attic in front of her, packing up her underwear. A handmaid replied.
"Clean up a sister!" Yi Yun dragged Zhao Yunxuan and rushed to the small attic.
Because she ran too fast, Zhao Yunxuan's whole person was dragged up by Yi Yun, and her feet were off the ground, she was still Lori after all, she liked tossing very much, this feeling of flying in the air was good, and she grinned: "Wow, it's fun! It feels like you're flying! Cousin, you're running so fast, are you going to beat your cousin?"
"I won't hit women!" Yi Yun said indignantly, "I'll urge her to hurry up." โ
"I can't rush it, we've urged it countless times before, but it's completely ineffective. Zhao Yunxuan spread her hands.
The two of them ran to the designated small attic, Yi Yun kicked the door open, and broke in, only to hear Dong Ying's exclamation from the house: "Ah, why did you come in? Stinky man, get out!"
Yi Yun took a closer look, and saw that this attic was not an ordinary residential attic, but a place specially used to put clothes, just like the "cloakroom" of women in later generations, if it was an ordinary cloakroom, it would be nothing, but this is a very special cloakroom, huh...... In fact, it is a cloakroom used to put underwear.
On the four walls of the house were large coat hangers and wardrobes, and the doors of the wardrobes were open, and they were full of dirty clothes and belly pockets, red, yellow, blue, golden, silver, embroidered with mandarin ducks, embroidered with magpies, embroidered with pythons...... In short, it is dazzling and dazzling.
It's a woman's paradise and a men's no-go zone!
Yi Yun Khan: "Daddy, brother, is this a way to break into the underwear section of the department store?"
Originally, Dong Ying was standing in front of a wardrobe, holding a stack of obscene clothes in her hand and was choosing, but Yi Yun's sudden intrusion obviously frightened her, and with a shake of her hand, all the large stacks of obscene clothes were thrown up, falling from her side, and spilling on the ground.
"Ah......hhh Why did you get into my underwear room?...... It's too much...... Dong Ying shouted: "It's over, these underwear were seen by stinky men, so they can only be thrown away...... I don't want to wear them again. โ
"Shrimp?" Yi Yun also sweated profusely: "Is there such an exaggeration? I just saw it, but I didn't touch it!"
"Stinky men's eyes are stinky!" Dong Ying shouted.
"I rub, from a physical point of view, the eye can't have a taste...... Hey, I'll explain to you what you're doing, you're deliberately looking for a man's ballast, and whoever reasones with you will lose. Yi Yun suddenly came to his senses, by the way, I didn't come to fight her.
He rushed to Dong Ying and said, "Come with me, now, immediately, immediately, don't pack your luggage, I'll get hurt when I see it!"
"What, how can I go without luggage?" Dong Ying shook her head and said, "I won't go anywhere without luggage." โ
"Don't be so excessive. Eyun snorted.
"You're going too far, breaking into someone's underwear. Dong Ying hummed.
"Hmph!" Yi Yun suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed Dong Ying's arm.
"Hey, stinky man, don't touch me! let go!" Dong Ying exclaimed: "Ahhh โ
"Young ghost called, brother, I'll take you to Shaolin. Eyun dragged her and ran out.
"Let go, badass, I'm going to get a change of clothes...... Ah...... Let it go......"
"Prepare a hair, I'll prepare it for you. Yi Yun no matter how she struggled and scolded, dragged her to just run, he had a lot of strength and fast movements, Dong Ying had no occupation or skills, just a weak female streamer, where could she earn him, and as soon as he dragged her, her body flew flat, floating in the sky like Zhao Yunxuan just playing flying.
The two maidservants saw it in front and exclaimed, "Oh, Lord Hu, Lord Jinling, where are you going to take our Prince of Xiangyang?"
When Dong Ying saw her subordinates, she hurriedly shouted: "I was about to change my clothes in the underwear just now, this man rushed in and kidnapped me, quickly call the guards to save me!"
"Ahh โ
"What? What's going on with this? The words are pretty much the same, why has the meaning changed so much?" Yi Yun Khan, Dong Ying also sweated heavily.
This roared, and someone in the garden in the distance shouted: "Ah, come on, Lord Hu rushed in and tied her up while the king of Xiangyang was changing his underwear, save her life......"
"Help, the king of Xiangyang was tied up by the prince of Hu in his underwear......"
"Help, the king of Xiangyang was tied up by the prince of Hu and took off his underwear......"
"Help, the king of Xiangyang was tied up by the prince of Hu with underwear......"
Evan: "......"
Dong Ying: "......"
Zhao Yunxuan: "......"
"Cousin, these handmaidens of yours are really first-class in their ability to convey words. "Great Khan of Iwan.
He ran for a while, and dozens of golden armor wrestlers jumped out of the middle of the garden in front of him, blocking the middle of the road, holding the giant axe of Jin Sรจ, and shouted: "Stop!
Yi Yun didn't even reply, he rushed over and kicked with his feet, these gold armor wrestlers are all pretended, gold is a heavy metal, made of armor and worn on the body, weighing hundreds of catties, plus a gold sรจ big axe...... These guys can only walk with such a weapon at most, and it is completely delusional to want to do technical movements, Yi Yun kicked the first golden armor guard, he fell to the sky on his back, fell like dominoes, and dozens of armor soldiers all fell to the ground.
"Cousin, these guards of yours are also fighting at a first-class level. "Iyun Zai Khan.
"Help, Lord Hu has defeated the Golden Armor Guard......" The maidservant next to her screamed again.
"Help, Lord Hu has knocked down the Golden Armor Guard......"
"Help, the prince of Shanghai has attacked, and the golden armor guards have suffered ......"
"What? We're going to see ......," a large group of rotten maids and servants ran towards us.
Yi Yun was so angry that he was dizzy, oh my God, are these handmaidens unreliable to inherit the inheritance?
He continued to run forward, and after a while, the Silver Armor Guard also blocked the front, Yi Yun flew up as usual, silver was lighter than gold, but it was also heavy metal, and their mobility was also limited, Yi Yun kicked over, and the Silver Armor Guard also fell to the ground.
"Help, Lord Hu has knocked down the Silver Armor Guard again......"
"Help, the prince of Hu has attacked again, and the silver-armored guards have suffered ...... again"
If it weren't for the fact that these handmaidens were all women and looked pretty good, Iyun would have wanted to take a knife out and chop them all up. He dragged Zhao Yunxuan with one hand, and dragged Dong Ying with the other hand to continue to run, Dong Ying kept scolding him for being a stinky man, while Zhao Yunxuan kept giggling and laughing, feeling the pleasure of being dragged up and running and the wind blowing on his face.
After a while, Iyun finally ran back to the front hall, where a large group of his girls were in.
As soon as Yi Yun rushed in, the girls turned their heads to look at him together, and Chen Yuanyuan was the first to speak: "Xianggong, just now we heard the Houfu shouting, saying that you stripped off the King of Xiangyang and tied him up, what are you, is it really fake?"
Jing Jing actually asked: "Xianggong, we also heard shouting from behind, saying that you forcibly pushed the Golden Armor Guard, didn't you?" I remember that you don't like men." โ
Yan Wanyun also smiled and said, "I heard that you also pushed the Silver Armor Guard, are you really so hungry and thirsty?"
Yi Yun spread his hands helplessly: "The maid of this palace is really unreliable, you can ask the king of Xiangyang yourself." Let's withdraw quickly and set off for Shaolin, don't be entangled by the maids and guards of the King of Xiangyang, otherwise we will be annoyed to death. โ
The girls actually knew that it was impossible for Yi Yun to push any gold armor guards and silver armor guards, just to be funny with Yi Yun, listen to him, hurry up and take action, those who have combat effectiveness will pick up those who have no combat power, and run out together. This is really a spectacular scene, Yi Yun is ahead, and a group of girls are behind, rushing out of the Xiangyang palace with murderous energy.
Running outside the gate of the mansion, there were already many gold and silver armor guards outside, Yi Yun flew over and kicked it, and fell to the ground again. Everyone finally rushed out of the palace.
"Oops, the combat effectiveness of this private soldier of the Xiangyang Royal Mansion is just like. Iyun sighed.
"It's really bad enough. Nobunaga spread his hands: "I see that she is so rich and has such a high salary, and I thought that her subordinates are also very powerful, if I were as rich as her, I would have unified Fuso a few years ago." โ
A group of girls looked at Dong Ying with contempt, but Dong Ying was not angry, she actually said seriously: "What's the use of having such a high combat effectiveness? Our ancestors' combat power is almost invincible in the world, and there are only one or two people in the world who are worthy of being her opponents, but she is not as happy as me." To be a man is to live comfortably first, and then consider strength. โ
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