Chapter 615: Do You Drink Cocoa's Poisoned Milk (Two in One!) )
Since it's a holiday, you must be lazy.
No, on the first day of the holiday, although the sun had already risen three strokes, Coco was still immersed in the gentle countryside.
It wasn't until a phone call woke Coco from her sleep.
In a daze, the girl let go of the delicate body in her arms, reached out and touched the phone, and without opening her eyes, she answered and called: "Crooked? ”
Jiayi's roar came from there: "What time is it, Coco!" Still sleeping! The sun is all in the ass! ”
Hearing the sound, Coco touched her ass...
Coco: How do you know I'm lifting the quilt without clothes? (Not)
This is not the point, the point is that when he heard Jiayi's voice, Coco suddenly woke up: "Ah! ”
Thinking that he was late for the club, Coco was in a hurry to get up.
But just when the girl was in a hurry, she suddenly remembered an important question: Wait a minute, did I take home a trophy yesterday, and I was on vacation, as if I didn't have to go to the club!
Realizing this, Coco relaxed.
It's like having a nightmare about starting school during the holidays, and waking up in the morning to realize that you are still on vacation.
So Coco also straightened her waist and asked: "Sister Jiayi, it's a holiday, what's the matter with a lazy sleep, but why did you wake me up suddenly?" ”
Jia Yi said earnestly: "It's true that it's a holiday, but has someone forgotten that he said in front of an interview yesterday that he would broadcast live after the holiday, and what white-haired flags were set up." ”
Coco, who was already sober, still wanted to pretend to be stupid: "There is such a thing? ”
Jiayi complained: "You are such a miner, Weibo is going to be washed away!" ”
Knowing that Jiayi, who had been helping her run Weibo, had endured too many things that she shouldn't have endured, Keke had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I've worked hard for you, I'll go live broadcast." ”
Jiayi urged: "Hurry up!" ”
After hanging up the phone, Coco felt empty in her stomach, so she sent a message to the fan base, saying that she wanted to eat something first, and after getting approval, she went to wash up and prepare breakfast.
Smelling the aroma of rice, Han Han also stretched out and walked out of the bedroom, and the two sisters said hello.
Seeing that Coco hadn't made breakfast yet, she also passed by and said, "You are busy first, I'll go get a courier." ”
Looking at her body wearing only light gauze pajamas, Keke couldn't help but glance at it a few more times and said, "You wear this to get the courier?" Domestic plot? ”
Han Han squinted at Coco and said, "The courier is just outside the door!" You don't have to walk out naked. ”
With that, she first made sure that there was no one outside through the surveillance probe, and then pushed open a crack in the door to bring the package inside.
Noticing her mysterious look, Coco put the omelette bacon + milk + sandwich for breakfast on a plate, and then asked, "What good things did you buy again?" ”
Han Han showed a smile: "The secret, you will know it in one meeting, hehe~"
Then Han Han couldn't wait to return to the bedroom with the package and said, "Sister, fans are in a hurry, let's eat while broadcasting." ”
Looking at Han Han's rushing appearance, Coco always felt that there was some conspiracy.
Still, she put all kinds of breakfast in front of the computer in her bedroom.
At this time, Hanhan had already changed into home clothes and clicked on the live broadcast.
Coco was already dressed and didn't have to worry about walking naked, and quickly sat down in the place that Han Han had given up.
When I looked at it, an overwhelming barrage swept in.
"Congratulations to Coco for winning the LPL Summer Championship and playing in the World Championship as the No. 1 seed in the LPL!"
"Wife, I've been waiting so hard for your live broadcast!"
"Come on, why are you going this time, don't you love us anymore, Brother Shy, they have been broadcasting for a long time before you came."
Coco put the plate away and said, "Love, love, how can I not love you (the gift), I just went to make breakfast... Well, the time is not right, lunch? It seems a little late... It's afternoon tea. ”
Barrage: "Afternoon tea? Counter-current tea party! Toki Mio! ”
Coco had just taken a sip of milk and almost choked to death.
I can't understand what fans are in their heads, and why they can always make such gratuitous associations.
But speaking of the counter-current tea party... Phew, it's 'Toki Sakimio', and everyone suddenly remembered an important thing.
Fans looked Coco up and down, and then someone asked questions.
Juezi: "But have you forgotten something?" ”
"That's right! White hair! Said to change the hair color after winning the championship. ”
Speaking of this, Coco suddenly realized: It turns out that there is a Flag.
And Coco naturally has a plan to deal with it, and when he opened his mouth, he said: "I'm doing it, I'm doing it, it's just that the wig hasn't arrived yet, and I'm waiting for you to broadcast it live." ”
As for when it comes...
Express delivery or something, it's normal to have some accidents.
Just when Coco was thinking about putting it off and waiting for everyone to forget about it.
Han Han suddenly took out a courier and said, "Sister, it's already here." ”
Coco: "??? ”
If you look closely, isn't this the courier that Hanhan just got from outside the door.
No wonder she is so concerned about the live broadcast today, it turns out that she has already calculated it.
And Han Han also showed a triumphant smile, as if to say: Xiaoxiao, I know how many hairs you have, and you still want to fool me?
There is no way, the words have already gone out, but Coco can only sigh: "Hanhan, you just spoil them!" ”
"But it doesn't matter, it's not that you haven't tried it, so I'll simply give you Kangkang."
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Han Han nodded happily: "Mmmmmmmm, there are also clothes, these are all customized by the absolute son." ”
Hearing the name of the old two-dimensional 'Absolute Son', Coco's heart trembled, and an ominous premonition suddenly rose.
When she opened the courier box handed by Hanhan, Coco finally knew where her ominous feeling came from.
The contents were simple, a plain white supple wig and a black bow with a pair of blood-red contact lenses.
There is nothing in this book, what matters is the rest of the clothes.
Small black boots and long silk that don't reach the knees, and white silk white gloves that go over the elbows on the arms are normal.
The key is the dress on the body!
The upper body only has a suspender deep V white dress, the key is that there is no cover from the chest, only two white strips of cloth around the sides of the lower abdomen, crossed under the legs to form a few things that can barely be called skirts.
And all this is bound by several black straps.
After reading it, Coco asked, "Uh... Nono, did you send the pajamas by mistake? ”
Jue Juezi was very calm: "No, that's Zero's Cos costume in "Cavalry on Dragonback", don't you want white hair, this is a classic among white hair." ”
As a mild two-dimensional, Coco was at a loss when she heard the name.
But the fans were instantly refreshed.
"I'm blanching! Zero! ”
"Cocoa seeds on the dragon's back, right?"
"Dragonriders by day, warriors by night..."
And Coco didn't understand, but I just heard fans say that this is a white-haired beautiful girl in the flower season who is ice clear and jade.
Coco sounds good, just looking at the clothes...
She hesitated: "I think if I wear this dress, the live broadcast room will be gone." ”
Barrage:
"I don't want you to think, I want me to feel."
"There is an inherent one in the live broadcast room, which is either lighter than a feather or heavier than Mount Tai."
"Coco, this is your own flag, and you don't want others to know that you are a person who does not believe in your word."
"This neon fan, please calm down!"
Seeing that the fans were so demanding, Coco could only sigh and say: "That's okay, just this once, not an example." ”
Just as the fans chanted their victory, the cameras in the live broadcast room were turned off.
Then came the voice of Coco walking away:
Coco: "Strange, why can't you stuff it in, it's too tight." ”
Hanhan: "It's okay, I'll get used to it after a while." ”
Hearing this, fans are not calm:
"What are you doing, let me be well!"
"Gentlemen are all guarded?"
"Blind people are all guarded?"
Fans were wondering what was going on, and the camera was quickly back to normal.
When I looked, I saw that Coco had already changed into a dress.
The smooth long white hair is partially covered by black butterflies, and a pair of scarlet contact lenses reveal a breathtaking charm.
The jade legs that are white enough to 'Genshin Impact Activation' are put in silk socks and small shoes that are not above the knee, adding a bit of pure beauty, but...
Jeeze: "What's the matter with your top?" ”
When I looked at it, I saw that Coco's sexy white dress was covered by a white gown, and a few strands of white fabric could be vaguely seen floating out of the gown.
And the big throw, small belly, etc., which fans want to see, are all blocked by the gown.
Jedigen: "??? Dress over a gown, who taught you to wear it like this! ”
Coco nibbled on the apple peel and said, "Don't care, you just say it's not worn." ”
In the face of Coco's 'wearable' performance, fans can't say anything.
But when they think of the beautiful scene under their clothes, they are itching one by one.
The beauty of holding the pipa and half-covering the face is the most sultry, but Coco only ignites the fire and doesn't care about extinguishing the fire.
Even the supertube who was connected to the report and heard the news sighed secretly: That's it?
At this time, Coco stroked his gray hair and said: "Okay, everything that should be worn is worn, and everything that can be seen is shown to you, is it now possible to officially start the live broadcast, and the bubble game of FPX and RNG will be finished later." ”
Juezi asked, "Coco, you want to explain the game?" ”
Coco nodded: "Yes, today I am going to compete for the third seed in the LPL, and I am a professional commentator, guaranteed to be exciting, and the main game is absolutely neutral and fair." ”
Barrage:
"Actually, you just want to eat, right?"
"Coco finally deceived us, so don't debunk her."
"By the way, how neutral are you?"
Hearing this, Coco stretched out three fingers with red manicures: "How neutral am I?" First, it is absolutely unrighteous and angry, second, it is absolutely not a bad thing, and third, it is absolutely neat and beautiful, and the explanation of Cocoa Zi is here! ”
Fan: "So professional? ”
Coco puffed up his chest and said proudly: "Of course, I don't know the result without watching the game, let's predict a wave before the game, and RNG will go first." ”
After that, the girl clicked on the live broadcast interface and found that the game had reached the second game.
FPX1: 0RNG, as long as you win two more rounds, you can get the status of the third seed.
Coco was surprised when she saw it: "Huh? So fast? ”
Barrage:
"Did I scare you too quickly?"
"So who slept until late afternoon!"
"Somebody just said 'RNG goes down first', right, cocoa poisoned milk?"
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"Coco's poisoned milk? I don't dislike it, let me taste how poisonous it is! Suck and suck~"
“???”
Coco scoffs at 'poisoned milk' or something.
But suddenly, she recalled that she had just finished saying 'Feng Yi Qi Sui', and FPX was directly G.
For a while, Coco was a little unconfident again: Could it be... Am I really a poisoned milk?
No, it's been so long, why is Hanhan okay! (Referring to Hanhan has always been blessed by Cocoa)
Seeing the barrage brushing up on what 'the colonel is mighty', Coco couldn't sit still: "Didn't I just make the wrong prediction twice!" ”
The voice became quieter: "Although it was only predicted twice..."
The voice rose again: "But in order to prove my innocence, look ahead!" ”
Subsequently, Coco took off her coat directly.
The barrage all straightened their eyes, looking forward to the arrival of the beautiful scene.
Unexpectedly, after the gown was taken off, an FPX team uniform was being put on Coco's body.
Barrage:
“???”
"Neutral Commentary", "Fair Commentary"
"Don't pretend, just wear the home team's uniform and comment!"
"Are you sure this won't kill FPX?"
In the face of the barrage's doubts, the neutral commentator Coco disagreed: "Oops, the anchor is just wearing clothes, and his position is purely neutral, so it just proves that even if I support FPX, FPX will not lose because of this, and it is not a poisonous milk." ”
The girl said, and then RNG and FPX fought around the little dragon.
Nuguri learned from The shy, and Tamu came to support, and the battle between the two sides was about to break out.
Coco immediately put down the food in his mouth and said: "Very good, FPX took the initiative to start a group, and RNG's Kai'Sa flew directly to Ephelius, Gala!! But Tamu eats Ephelius directly, RNG has no way, Ephelius red and white knives are stacked, and you can fight back! ”
But suddenly, as if the FPX had fallen into an evil spirit, LWX came straight out of Tamu's belly.
And seeing the opportunity, the bright moon behind Wei arrived and directly opened three, Ephelius was knocked away as soon as he came out, and was caught by Lucian of Xiaohu for a set of seconds.
Seeing this, the coco people were stupid: "Huh? Ephelius was seconds? This... Hold on and don't spit out! ”
Barrage:
“???”
"What a strange explanation, or is it me?"
Looking at the rout FPX, Han Han found an angle: "Maybe there is no vision in the place where Bright Moon came, so I didn't notice it." ”
Coco thought for a moment: "That's right... But FPX's field of vision is so bad, no one helps Crisp do the field of vision, the insertion is so shallow, RNG has no effect at all, I must insert it a little deeper. ”
Barrage:
“???”
"It's even weirder!"
However, looking at Coco's angry appearance, Jue Juezi asked: "Speaking of neutral commentary, wearing the FPX team uniform, you see that FPX lost so quickly?" ”
"Coco, I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry, the game isn't over yet."
"It's over!"
I saw that RNG ended Ephelius, the fattest FPX in a wave, and no one in FPX with four guarantees and one could stand up, and he was rushed to death by the RNG three-core lineup, without any temper.
And the two sides fought to a 1:1 draw, Coco rubbed his somewhat sore chest, looked at the FPX team uniform on his body and said, "Could it be... Am I really a poisoned milk? ”
Just thinking about it, the barrage has begun to brush up like crazy:
"! This gives FPX milk, but Coco has something! ”
"Quick! Coco wishes me to be single forever and never marry Coco! (Sending off the plane)"
"Coco wishes me a failure in the graduate school entrance examination and will never be able to go ashore for the rest of my life! (Send rockets)"
"Coco scolds me, the harder the scolding, the better! (Sending off the plane)"
"After drying this cup of cocoa's poisoned milk, the little life will only get better and better!"
"Hey! You're a little doped with this! The purpose is not pure, and utilitarian milk is not advisable! ”
"Don't care, you just say that you can't drink cocoa's poisoned milk!"
“BiliBili! Cheers[]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*! ”
Although I don't want to reward fans, I can't help but give too much.
However, a professional neutral commentator was suddenly labeled as 'poisoned milk', but Coco was a little aggrieved, and hurriedly said: "This will definitely not be the case in the next game, I want to make a name for myself!" ”
As for how to correct the name...
I saw Coco pick up the FPX team uniform on her body and take it off.
In the anticipation of fans, an RNG team uniform is underneath.
A fan of someone:
"How many are you wearing?"
"So you're not a professional commentator at all, you're thinking about who wins whom!"
"But... What a big RNG team logo, Sihasha, poisoned milk is also recognized, and the soft powder is satisfied! ”
And just when the fans were appreciating the big ~ team logo, God made a joke as big as her for Coco.
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