Chapter 616: Hanhan's Joke Is (No) Funny (Two in One!) )

At the beginning of the third game, RNG and FPX launched an inseparable head-to-head showdown.

There were back-and-forths between the two sides in the early days, and even RNG once occupied the leading position in the economy.

However, just when Coco was about to prove how he could be poisoned milk, Guan Zeyuan on the field said: "RNG has mastered the early advantage, and it is a little difficult for FPX to compete for this little dragon." ”

Suddenly, the RNG crowd only felt that the keyboard was milking, and it was too deep to be caught by Nuguri with a wave of good opportunities, and Nar became bigger and flashed R skills and slapped four.

Returning to the perspective of Coco's explanation: "I'll just say it, even if I wear RNG's uniform, RNG won't be won... Yes? ”

Nuguri flashed to death, and LWX's Ephelius turned around and exploded directly to the full, scoring a wave of triple kills.

Suddenly, Coco looked at the RNG team uniform on his body: "Not really!" ”

But it was this wave that FPX seized the initiative and launched wave after wave of attacks.

RNG couldn't parry at all, and was finally pushed off the base by FPX in 27 minutes with the big dragon buff.

Barrage:

"I used to be superstitious about science, now I only believe in learning!"

"So fierce? If you are wrong four times in a row, you will be right once. ”

"But you're dying again, what should I do?"

"If you have the ability, you can take off another one."

And Coco said angrily: "Take it off!" ”

After that, she lifted her clothes, and under the expectant eyes of the audience, an ordinary shirt was revealed.

"How many pieces did you stuff?"

But Coco still had a little luck: "I don't believe it, if I take off RNG's team uniform, can he still win?" ”

Two hours later!

Guan Zeyuan shouted passionately: "Congratulations to RNG for proving himself in the bubble match and successfully advancing to the S11 finals as the third seed in the LPL!" ”

The picture shows the RNG team members high-five and celebrate, running to the center of the stage.

And Coco finally recognized the reality at this time, and said to FPX: "Brother Coin!" I'm sorry for you!! ”

And the most interesting thing is that Doinb's pre-game trash talk also said: "I'll take you to the World Championship." ”

In an instant, this became a world-famous meme.

Equally famous is a GIF.

Coco confronted Doinb: "You and Xiaohu, who is more important to me?" ”

Doinb: "Me? ”

Coco shook her head.

Doinb: "Little Tiger? ”

Coco shook his head, and then indifferently took a picture of the FPX3:1IG record of S9 and said, "Without you, it's important to me!" ”

The barrage also realized a truth:

"It can't be that Coco wants to avenge S9, so he deliberately used it as a skewer here to milk FPX."

"It's a good job, I have the ability to continue to explain the day after tomorrow, and the No. 4 seed of FPX is gone."

"But RA and WE... I can't think of any team that can snatch FPX's No. 4 seed. ”

"Coco: Anything is possible!"

And everyone's eyes are focused on Coco in "Neutral Commentary".

The girl buried her head on the computer desk: "Tired, destroy, hurry up!" ”

At this time, she was still haunted by her poisonous milk behavior, and she couldn't imagine that such a mysterious thing would happen to her.

But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem too unexpected that FPX can lose, after all, this year's RNG itself is not weak, and secondly, FPX has indeed gradually exposed internal communication problems in previous games.

It's just that fans don't know what Coco thinks at this time, and seeing her frustrated look, everyone can't help but speculate: Could it be that Coco really supports FPX, otherwise why would she be so upset if FPX lost.

Thinking of this, some FPX fans thought that they were wrong to blame Coco, so they didn't care about being sad and even spoke out to comfort Coco.

"Don't cry, FPX still has a resurrection armor, and you can still play a bubble game the day after tomorrow."

"Yes, what are you afraid of, the fourth seed is also a seed!"

Jue Juezi: "Look at Coco, you are so sad, I'll tell you a joke to coax you, do you know why the sea is blue?" ”

At this time, Coco looked up and happened to see the eye-catching news of the Juezi, so he asked, "Why?" ”

Jue Juezi came and said: "Because the fish in the water have been spitting bubbles in Blue~Blue~Blue, hahaha!" ”

The crowd was silent: "......"

Hanhan's hand at peeling apples also stopped.

Coco stared at the computer screen for a long time.

At this moment, she really wanted to ask: What is the relationship between you and a certain 'gale mechanism'?

And seeing that everyone was suddenly embarrassed, the absolute son who was laughing wildly by himself at this time was a little overwhelmed: "Huh? Don't you understand, Blue is similar to the sound of a fish spitting bubbles, so..."

Coco hurriedly raised his hand and interrupted: "Okay, don't explain, this kind of joke will be even more embarrassing once it is explained." ”

Seeing that a joke made the live broadcast room enter the third winter wax moon, Han Han, who was in charge of the atmosphere, took action: "Let me tell a joke for Nuo Nuo to make everyone happy." ”

Saying that, the girl cleared her throat and said, "One day, my sister and I went out to buy things and went home, and when we entered the elevator, we found a little Lori. ”

Barrage:

"Lori?"

"I won't be sleepy if you say this!"

And Han Han hurriedly stopped: "The point is not Lori, the point is that Little Lori's family lives on the 12th floor, but she is too short, and she can only press the button on the 10th floor of the elevator on tiptoe, and she is about to cry, and at this time my sister made a move." ”

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When Coco heard this, he said happily: "What, it has to be me, am I very wise to pick up little Lori and let her press her to the 12th floor." ”

Han Han shook his head and said, "No, it was Coco who pressed the button on the 11th floor, and then said to Little Lori seriously, 'Sister's height can only help you get here'." ”

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! Hanhan, do you want to laugh to death when you tell such a funny joke that I inherited my starting coin? ”

"Others tell jokes, you tell autobiographies, right?"

"Sister can only help you get here, hahaha, no, I'm laughing to death."

Seeing the barrage react like this, Hanhan raised his head proudly, looking like 'worthy of me, I easily brought the atmosphere up'.

It's just that some people look at clowns, and some people look in the mirror.

Han Han was about to ask for credit, but saw that Coco's face was already gloomy to the extreme.

Suddenly, Han Han only felt the chrysanthemum tight, and hurriedly explained: "Sister, you listen to my quibbles, jokes are just like Mr. Yu's father, they belong to the product of artistic processing, who would believe that there is such a short thing in the world... Sister... Sister... What about it..."

Hanhan's voice became smaller and smaller, because Coco had already shown a kind second smile.

Coco didn't say much, just asked: "Hanhan, there are four ways to write dead characters, do you know?" ”

Hanhan raised his leg and ran: "I don't want to know!" I was wrong, sister! ”

And in the face of the connotation of not eating cephalosporin for toasting, 'can't wait to die', how can Coco let it go.

She first typed a line on the public screen: The following picture is too bloody to watch.

In other words, Coco directly blacked out the screen to catch Hanhan.

Fans don't know what's going on behind the screen, they just hear the screams coming from time to time.

"Ahh I was wrong and I don't dare anymore! ”

"Light... Tap, it hurts! ”

"Wait a minute, the microphone isn't closed!"

After this sentence was heard, the microphone was turned off after a while.

Barrage:

"What the hell are you two doing?"

"I just came, isn't Coco on the live broadcast, where are you now?"

"Catch my sister."

“???”

After a long time, the live broadcast room finally returned to normal, and what I saw Hanhan had disappeared, and only Coco was sitting in front of the live broadcast room.

Jue Jue Zi immediately asked worriedly, "What about Han Han?" Where did my Hanhan go? ”

Coco smiled evilly: "Heh, of course it's where she needs to go." ”

Combined with the picture of Coco holding a fruit knife and peeling an apple, as well as the appearance of white hair and bloody eyes, everyone only felt that a sick and beautiful girl appeared in front of them at this time.

And Coco glanced at the time: "It's been four hours since I explained the game, okay, if there's nothing to do, I'll retreat, and I'll see you at the ceremony the day after tomorrow." ”

Barrage: "Wait a minute, let's go, we haven't seen Coco's clothes yet." ”

Coco looked down at the 'special clothing' wrapped in her shirt, she pulled her neckline and looked down: "Okay, I'll help you see it, if it's not good-looking, I won't show it to you, just to save you some traffic." ”

Barrage:

"I lack your traffic?"

"It's like, we're going to see the big throw! It's going to be a big throw! ”

Seeing that the barrage was so enthusiastic, Coco sighed: "I really can't do anything about you, okay, just take a look." ”

With that, Coco reached for the buttons on her shirt.

Seeing that Coco was real, the barrage was 'completely crazy' one by one, ready to record this wonderful scene.

But with the opening of the button, the picture went black, and there was a word: The anchor left temporarily...

Then Coco also sent a barrage: Dear teammates, please don't rush again, love your Coco!

Barrage:

"You're just blocking it? Quit sex, right? ”

"Damn, I can't sleep anymore!"

"Sooner or later, one day you will have to teach her a hard lesson!"

Looking at Coco in the bedroom, she took off her headphones, kicked the computer desk with her legs, and the gaming chair slid to the side of the bed with Cocoa, just in response to the words of a certain yodeler: I like to slide and walk!

When Coco arrived at the side of the bed, he flew to the soft big bed, rolled around and grabbed the pillow with his legs, and restrained it in his arms and stretched his body like a little lazy cat: "Ah~ comfortable, after broadcasting, you can casually hi skin." ”

Originally, Coco wanted to take off her Cos suit immediately.

But when she opened her shirt and saw her sexy body, she changed her mind again: "It's a pity to take it off like this, it's good to tease Hanhan." ”

Hanhan: Does Hanhan deserve to be teased by you? (Not)

remembered that Hanhan was punished by herself for washing clothes just now, she must have a grudge at this time.

Wouldn't it be possible to tame her little wild cat with such a small reward, and give her grace and power?

That's it!

Coco, who went to the bedside, put on her little boots, and then ran downstairs.

When he looked at it, Han Han didn't do the laundry, but sat on the sofa in the living room and put on the mask.

It can be seen that there is no anger: you still enjoy it, right?

However, the original plan remained the same, and Coco adjusted her posture, and then coughed lightly to attract her sister's attention.

Hearing this, my sister looked up at the stairs.

She was about to say something, but was startled by Coco's appearance, revealing a puzzled look.

The reason is that at this time, Coco is taking authentic catwalks, walking downstairs step by step.

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Coming to the bottom of the stairs, Coco flirted with her slender legs, the silver hair on her head flicked back, and then Coco pressed the button of her shirt with one hand, and the corner of her shirt was still in her mouth, and there was a look of temptation in her scarlet contact lenses.

At this time, Coco asked: "Hanhan, do you think I'm beautiful?" ”

Hearing the sound, Han Han probed out of the bathroom: "Huh? ”

Keke was stunned for a long time, looked at the two 'Hanhan' in front of him, and also said: "Ah? ”

At this time, the so-called 'Hanhan' in the living room spoke: "Coco... You're having a lot of fun, if you do this, I'm afraid that any young man won't be able to stand it after getting married. ”

The voice came out, and there was a smile on the corner of the man's mouth.

Coco immediately heard: "Auntie!! ”

At this time, another person walked out of the bathroom, and Li Ling, who was helping Hanhan wash clothes, squinted and looked at it for a long time before she recognized that the amorous goblin in front of her was her baby daughter who didn't even have a boyfriend on weekdays.

For this reason, she asked: "Boss, did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

Han Han smiled strangely: "No... My sister is playing cosplay, and I'm going to wear it for the event later. ”

Li Ling looked clear at this time: "That's it, but there are not a few pieces of fabric in this dress, obedient, we can't take those indecent activities!" ”

When this was mentioned, Coco's face turned red like a big apple.

After realizing what she had just done in front of her aunt and mother, Coco, whose brain was down, kept repeating the three questions of life in her brain: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

After figuring out the current situation, Coco took a small step and quickly ran back, ran back to the bedroom and closed the door with a bang, and then shouted: "Mom! Youngest maternal aunt! Why don't you say a word when you come here, shame on the dead! ”

Hearing this, the two sisters, Li Ling and Li Yue, glanced at each other, and then couldn't help but start laughing.

Thinking back to Coco's Miaoman's figure, Li Ling praised: "I didn't find out before, this child has grown so big." ”

Li Yue smiled so much that the mask on her face was about to fall off: "It's not, it's time to find a handsome young man, otherwise there will be nowhere to put your energy." ”

Originally, Hanhan was 'taught' by Coco, and was forced to do laundry, so he held a grudge.

Suddenly this scene appeared, Han Han instantly hated nothing, and the whole person was happy to lean forward and back together.

Hanhan: Don't let me tell jokes? Now it's a joke yourself!

But just as she was thinking about it, Li Ling suddenly flicked her head.

And Han Han turned around and pouted: "Mom, don't flick my head, IQ will become like my sister." ”

Li Ling smiled: "As long as you are poor, hurry up and call your sister downstairs, I and your Aunt Yue came all the way to see you playing around here." ”

understood that my mother and Aunt Yue had flown over for the 'big event' that had been prepared for a long time, so Hanhan didn't dare to delay, and immediately turned around and went upstairs.

Look inside the bedroom...

......

Coco, who returned to her room, couldn't hold back any longer, and threw herself directly on the bed, hugged the pillow and rolled back and forth, saying while rolling: "It's embarrassing!" Why is it so humiliating! Ahhh My image of a good girl in my mother's heart is about to collapse completely. ”

"What if I am even misunderstood, I haven't even touched a man, my innocent body!"

At this moment, the doorbell rang.

Hanhan: "Coco, I'll come in!" ”

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