Chapter 105: Temporary Meditation of the Saints
On the speed test field, Vision was flying close to the ground, and the team was still pressing its strength, flying to the finish line exactly seven seconds.
Steve Rogers' team, strength and speed tests were both 20 points.
Relative to this team, Spider-Man and they are working on the agility testing ground, and the team of five people takes turns standing in the circle to face the six Gatlings.
The first to play is the female Hulk, this girl is so hard that she has no friends, and of course she is also big. She was unscathed under Gatling's bullet storm, but what she didn't expect was that her clothes weren't invincible.
The bullet couldn't hurt her, but it scraped all of her clothes, and Peter Parker didn't know where to take out a big pants and a big waistcoat, and hurriedly put them on his sweetheart.
But everyone should see all of them, the letter that ordinary women can use is the G at the end of the first line, and the female Hulk can reach the second half of the second line. Peter Parker was not tall, and standing in front of the Hulk was like standing under the eaves.
Is it necessary to conquer such a woman, as far as Peter Parker's height is concerned... Bring a ladder.
"Score, 1"
The referee's score was reasonable, because the Hulk didn't dodge a single bullet, but she got one point for the whole life.
The next one to appear was Shockwave Girl, who exhaled deeply before Gatling fired.
Then as the Gatling gun rang out, Daisy Johnson began to soar the dolphin sound, not to mention that it was quite good, the Gatling bullet slowly flew to about a meter in front of her under the shock of the sound wave, and then the lack of kinetic energy fell to the ground.
She screamed for a minute, and none of Gatling's bullets touched her.
Sharapova's shouting to lift herself conquered how many Nan Fever, who couldn't understand tennis, and Daisy Johnson's minute-long non-breathing sound wave made the men present feel that Tokyo was not hot.
"Score, 28"
The referee was also conquered, the wave was not big, but the wavelength!
The next one to appear is Deadpool, who, unlike his two teammates, completed the test in obscurity and walked away, he wants to live like a saint.
"Young ladies on the scene, I also want to fight with you alone." Deadpool's tights tightened his gear, hoping that this would allow more people to discover his strengths.
Dark, but his face is so ugly, so ugly that the young ladies salute Deadpool in the way of salutation.
There are more than 40,000 women, and there are not a few who have menstrual periods, and everyone takes out underwear for Xingsheng, and what they take out for Deadpool is a large band-aid with wings that is a little red in the middle.
"Die, ugly."
"It's as ugly as, and it's embarrassing."
"You don't look as good as my mother's aunt."
"The old lady pulled out and turned into a person who looks better than you."
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In the face of the band-aids flying in the sky, the perverts of the previous New Year pulled down their faces this time, and accidentally the bloody angel fell on their heads.
But if there are vampires on the scene, it is also their New Year's Day.
"Since everyone wants me to die so much, then I will die for everyone to see." Deadpool walked into the circle in a frustrated manner and motioned for the staff to shoot.
Six Gatlings, but whether you were angry with others or not, the Heavy saw Deadpool's face and remembered the past when he was a child throwing guns in the Internet toilet, anyway, they used gunpowder to blow up and poop.
The stormy bullets instantly tore Deadpool to shreds, and pieces of flesh and blood flew sideways, such a bloody scene made everyone very uncomfortable, and there were many superheroes in this test site before, but everyone passed the test successfully, and there was less bloodshed, which was as tragic as Deadpool.
The girls in the stands were a little scared, this person was sent to hell by everyone's verbal violence?
Everyone blames themselves a little, this man is recognized as ugly, and his mental quality is so poor?
While everyone was looking at each other, Peter Parker and Thunderbolt walked to the center of the field with a dustpan and a bucket.
The two of them quickly cleaned up the pieces of Deadpool with a dustpan.
You have to use a broom and a dustpan to clean up, how broken this special mother's death is, it was originally dry, but now it has become dysentery and pulled out.
For a while, all the audience at the scene mourned for Deadpool, painted crosses, and chanted words in their mouths.
No one noticed that a human body composed of various pieces of minced meat stood up from the barrel.
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Girls, don't feel sorry for me, I'm immortal, don't leave for a while, and Deadpool, who can't be bad, can play with everyone. β
Deadpool's mouth is on his stomach, and the parts of his body have not been completely reset, so he can't wait to report that he is not dead.
When the female audience saw Deadpool, who was uglier than just now and added to the disgusting feeling, the remaining bit of sympathy was gone.
This world of looking at faces is like this, the handsome can do whatever they want, the ugly can only be sympathized with when they die, and they are also disliked when they are resurrected.
"You annoying, stay away from the old lady."
"Look at your ham sausages with a long nose, fxxk thing, think you're an elephant."
"Referee, refund the ticket, I don't want to see such a disgusting guy."
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This kind of show effect was something that the Spider-Man team and the director didn't expect, don't people look ugly? As for it?
broke himself to please everyone, and was actually called a refund.
"Deadpool, I think next time you don't make a move, how good is it that we have passed the audition steadily, you are going to come out to live, is that not a good life? No! It's just that you're too ugly, and if my brother makes a move, these women will probably be able to run naked. Peter Parker admonished his teammates.
Deadpool's confidence was also hit hard, and he considered whether to buy himself a human skin mask, the current girl was too difficult to serve.
"Score, 0."
Sure enough, as Spider-Man said, Deadpool failed to survive, and the female Hulk still had 1 point, maybe not to give her King Kong, but simply to give him the M chest shape, but he got a point.
Deadpool is trying to break, it's still 0 points, and sometimes it's useless to look ugly and try.
Comforted by a few of his teammates, Deadpool makes his way to the next field.
Licking the dog can't die well, licking until it is broken to pieces, and there is still nothing.
But Xingsheng stayed where he was, Deadpool showed the power of the curse, he always felt familiar, and the moment Deadpool came back to life, the mysterious power from outer space seemed to resonate with something in his body.
Xingsheng used his magical power to begin to sense the strange power that was both familiar and unfamiliar.
"Captain, it's time for us to play." Yun Peng gently reminded Xingsheng, but their captain was unaware of it, and stood there as if he had lost his soul.
"I'll go, the captain is out of his body at this time, what should we do?" The female team members had a loud voice and yelled at the three teammates who were frowning.
"Pig Walking Holy War Team, please enter the venue immediately, if you don't enter the venue within two minutes, it will be regarded as a waiver." The referee began to call the number.
The audience at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV are also looking forward to it, just Deadpool has returned, and everyone is looking forward to what kind of performance the handsome dad can bring to everyone in the speed test field.
"My husband must be faster than a bullet."
"My husband is as fast as the light."
"Fast is for sure, shouldn't we think about how the Saints will perform this fast?"
"Won't my husband kiss all the women on the scene in a second?"
"That's a good idea."
I don't know who took the lead, and the audience at the scene began to shout in unison, "Kiss us, kiss us... β
The audience is so enthusiastic and the expectations are so high, which makes the teammates of Xingsheng even more pressured, not to mention flying out to kiss the audience, so that no one reacts.
"I thought I hugged a thigh, but it turned out that thigh went down." What a wry smile.
"Actually, it's nothing, we scored 35 points in the first round, we abstained in this round, and we should be able to advance by fighting for more points later." Little North Nose proposed.
"You're talking nonsense, if you look at the audience, you want to see the captain go down, if this disappoints the audience, we won't lose fans." Yun Peng retorted.
"Fart, these women are already our captain's brainless fans, our captain won't participate in the next games, and they won't take off their fans." The female team members looked very sure.
"We're going to have to come up with an excuse to abstain from this game, right?" There is still one minute left, so cheap and a little anxious, Xiao Beibi said that it is not impossible to abstain, their captain is so strong, but he can't score a point in front, and it is estimated that it is no problem to explode a nuclear bomb together.
"What excuse to think of, if it's true love, those fans themselves will come up with excuses. If it's true love, fans will lie to themselves. The female team members made a decision. Then he took a step forward and said to the referee: "Speed test, our holy team abstained." β
"Abstaining?" The referee couldn't believe it. He reconfirmed and announced the abstention of the Conspiracy Corps.
The decision caused an uproar at the scene, with swearing and spitting one after another.
"I'll admit he's strong in terms of strength, but it seems like he's weak in speed."
"If you are weak, you are weak, and if you don't dare to end, you are a coward."
"Hehe, I was pretending to be forced just now, and now I'm slapped in the face, right?"
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Listening to the boos at the scene, the three male team members all looked at the female team members complainingly. "Barbell, it's different from what you said."