Chapter 106: Little North Nose's Superpowers
"It's all men who say cool things, but none of those women have spoken, and the situation will be reversed in a while." Barbell is a woman, she understands women's thoughts better, and points out the situation on the spot. "Our captain is so handsome, it's normal to have some black fans."
Idols are all ideal existences that live in people's hearts, especially girls' idols, just like boys' first love.
That's the white moonlight, that's the cinnabar mole, that's their faith, faith will always be shattered, but before it is shattered, they will make all kinds of excuses for this belief, and make up all kinds of excuses.
And if idols have any flaws in the highlight moment, they will never allow others to question them, and those doubts are regarded as defiled.
The most handsome man in their hearts is perfect, if someone says that this man is imperfect, and it is another man who is not very good-looking, how can the girl give these men a good look.
Mariahiel spoke first, "Maybe the saints were frightened by the sight of Deadpool. ”
"Yes, I was also scared at the time, when did the angelic saint husband ever see that kind of scene." The Commander's youngest daughter chimed in.
It's just that the little girl said this, Maria Hill is an agent, she has never seen anything, and she can say such things, and women can even lose their profession if they are irrational.
But she watched Xingsheng swallow molten iron, and she could be frightened when she saw a pile of minced meat?
Of course, no matter how unreasonable the excuse is, brain-dead fans can accept it, they just need an excuse.
The scene was originally full of voices questioning Xingsheng, but slowly some people sympathized with Xingsheng, and some people began to scold the sunspots around them.
In the end, the noisy voice was suppressed by the unified cheering of 40,000 female fans.
"Come on, husband."
"You are the best, husband."
"Xingsheng husband, we support you."
"Blame Deadpool"
“+1”
"Blame Deadpool +2"
“+404”
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The Spider-Man team listened to the shouts of the girls around them, and couldn't help but tremble, maybe replacing Deadpool is the right solution, people can blame their own heads for abstaining, they look ugly, and they can be shot in the bunker.
Barbell faces his three teammates like a winner, and only a woman knows a woman best.
"The powder hasn't dropped, but there's Gatling down there, so let's abstain?" I didn't envy the popularity of my teammates, mainly the air barbell.
The barbell shrugged, indicating that there was nothing he could do.
"Why don't you go up and try it?" Yun Peng proposed. "Everyone knows my superpowers, so Gatlin can't sing with me, can he?"
"My superpowers are also not suitable, it seems that Xiaobei Nose can really give it a try." I also think that the little north nose is suitable.
"I don't have an opinion, everyone knows my superpowers, and this level depends on Xiaobeibi." Barbell also voted for the small north nose.
"Teammates, aren't you going to kill me? My small body, let alone Gatling, can't hold the airsoft gun. Xiao Bei's nose retreated again and again.
"Our captain is in a situation now, and we can't help, but since we have the ability, why don't we give it a try." It's so cheap to persuade the little north nose. As soon as he finished speaking, the referee called again.
"Pig Walking Holy War Team, Pig Walking Holy War Team, please enter the venue immediately, if you do not enter the venue within two minutes, it will be regarded as a waiver."
Barbell and Yun Peng, the two fat men, they are not used to the little north nose, and the two of them walked to the big circle in the middle with the little north nose on the left and the right.
"Brother and sister, I'm the only seedling in the family, you can't harm me, although my superpowers are against the sky, I don't know if it's good, if it's not good, I'm definitely more broken than Deadpool, I don't have the ability to resurrect people." Xiao Bei nose cried and roared, but these two people were much stronger than him, and he couldn't break free at all.
"Captain Xingsheng, Xingsheng Dad, grandpa, wake up, I was played to death by them." The small north nose is transferred to the target for help.
"Smack." Barbell gave Xiaobei a slap in the face, shouting the captain, calling the captain, why do you call your father? Can the captain give birth to an ugly son like you?
Xiao Beibi was thrown in the field, looking at his teammates who walked out without looking back, is this a friendship made of paper?
At this time, Xiao Beibi saw the barrage on the big screen at the scene.
"Isn't the holy husband still going to end? Why did you send a black monkey? ”
"Hello, that's cute."
"My husband's teammates are still worth watching."
"There must be a different superpower, I'm looking forward to it."
"Look, come on."
"Come on, my husband's teammate."
Xiaobeibi is not much better looking than Deadpool, but some people actually say that he is cute, this is the first time in his life, and there are more than one who cheers for him.
Xiao Beibi knew that everyone supported him because of the captain, but now that the person on the field was him, he suddenly wanted to prove himself once.
His superpowers are very powerful.
So Xiao Beibi stood up.
"Pig Walk Holy Crusade members, how many Gatlings to choose?" The referee asked.
"One... Two. Xiaobei gritted his teeth, he fought hard today.
"Choose two, are you worthy of the audience cheering you on? Are you right about us? Are you right about the captain? The barbell smacked melon seeds and mocked.
The side is not idle, "Add him to six, our team has decided." ”
"Please ask the Pig Xingsheng team, the Little North Nose team to determine the number of Gatlins." The referee and the little north nose are finalized.
Xiao Bei's nose was a little entangled, but when he saw the barrage of cheers on the big screen, his turbulent heart suddenly became warm.
"Six, come on, little north nose"
"Six"
"Six."
"According to the barrage, six Gatlings, you group of eight-grid tooth roads, I will go out today."
Xiao Beibi threw off his arms and walked towards Gatling with a figure-eight step.
"Good cheap brother, what is Xiaobeibi's superpower? Can it really work? Yun Peng was a little drumming in his heart, he either didn't know his teammates' superpowers, or he wanted to confirm whether it was reliable.
"Good boy, you don't even know what his superpowers are, so you vote for him to go?" It's so cheap to catch whoever is sarcastic.
Yun Peng was a little embarrassed, "I saw that you both pushed him, I thought he was very powerful." ”
"He's really good." Barbell said with a firm look in his eyes.
"He once fell into the tiger yard of the zoo, and escaped safely in the face of ten big tigers who had been starving for half a month."
"He used to go in and out of Hell's Kitchen's most violent neighborhood, unscathed."
"He once jumped from a 100-meter-high building and landed safely."
"He used to swim in the waters infested with piranhas in the Amazon, and he didn't lose a single hair"
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The glorious deeds of the little north nose have been counted by the barbell and the barbell, one by one, one by one.
Yun Peng listened to it in his ears, and his admiration was born slowly, and it seemed that he was about to catch up with the captain.
"Brother and sister, don't sell it, what is Xiaobeibi's superpower?" Yun Peng couldn't wait to know his teammate's ability to defy the sky, in fact, he was an occupational criminal, and he was thinking about it at this time, aren't you funny.
Hao Cheap and Barbell glanced at each other, and then looked at Yun Peng, their eyes were full of disdain, and said that cross talk is amazing, without us acting in a sketch, can you come here?
"Little North Nose's superpower, isn't that coming? You see. Barbell grinned, and finally picked at Xiaobei's nose with his eyes.
Yun Peng turned his head, just in time to see Xiao Beibi kneeling in front of a Gatling with his hands spread out, and his head slammed on the ground.
Then he slowly raised his head, revealing the face of a big filial son, and called out hotly:
"Daddy!"