Chapter 107: Superpower "Recognize Father"
The name of Xiao Beibi's superpower is "Recognize Daddy".
Anything, attention!
It's anything, as long as Xiao Beibi calls him a father, that thing will treat Xiao Beibi as a son.
The degree to which these things treat Xiao Beibi as a son depends on Xiao Beibi's filial piety and enthusiasm. The more filial piety Xiao Beibi shows, the more those things regard Xiao Beibi as a son.
Therefore, Xiaobeibi got out of the tiger garden because the tiger poison does not eat children; He's in Hell's Kitchen seven times and seven out because it's his father; jumped from a hundred-meter-high building because his filial piety touched the air.
As for the piranhas in the Amazon Basin, it's not that Xiaobeibi recognized the piranha as his father, what he eats when he sees it, and his son is not easy to use, Xiaobeibi called the water in the river as his father at that time, and the water kept the piranha out.
The skill of "recognizing father" has a time limit, and it has an effect within four minutes, and it also depends on the degree of filial piety of Xiaobeibi, so in the face of six Gatlings, Xiaobeibi has to recognize six fathers.
These six fathers each shoot 6,000 bullets per minute, a total of 36,000, as long as there is one exception, Xiao Beibi will definitely die.
So for the little north nose, this test is dangerous. Dad is really useless to mom sometimes, especially if you want to recognize black daddy. The most dangerous moment in Xiao Beibi's life was that hell's kitchen, he recognized the black dad of Yishui, and those fathers just didn't kill him, and they robbed everything they should have robbed.
Gatling is black, and I hope these guns don't learn from those black dads. However, Gatlin and Black Daddy have one thing in common, just shoot, regardless of the follow-up.
Xiao Beibi must use the ability of twenty-four filial piety, and filial piety can move the sky in order to not die under the wild spray of six Gatling fathers. has to be more attentive than Fusang's filial piety and beautiful father.
Yun Peng watched Xiaobei's nose kowtow to the six Gatlings, and when he got up, he wanted to kiss him.
On Xiao Beibi's smiling face and eyes, Yun Peng seemed to see Gatling a lot more kind.
His superpowers are nonsensical enough, and the skills of this little north nose are even more indescribable, Yun Peng looks at the cheap and barbell around him, the superpowers of these two sound rubbish, but will there be any hidden supernatural powers?
Yun Peng began to make up for the two teammates around him.
In fact, our team is quite strong, the "lead singer" controls the audience, and the "Recognize Daddy" can sneak in and lure. Coupled with the captain's high attack, winning the championship is not a dream.
At this time, Xiao Beibi was already standing in the middle of the circle, but his legs were a little shaky, so he had no choice but to sit on the ground and shout loudly to the six Gatling Gunners: "My fathers, you guys shoot." "Thankfully, the Heavy doesn't have dark skin.
"Fxxk, six Gatlings and six machine gunners, Xiao Bei Nose has recognized 12 dads, awesome." It's so cheap and convincing, the gun and the person who fired the gun are his father, and he can't do it if he wants to die.
The audience at the scene was not as calm as Xiao Beibi's teammates, they paid attention to this black guy simply because he was a teammate of Xingsheng. But people really don't know what this thing is capable of.
"It's not going to crumble, is it?"
"It's hard to say, you see he just shook like that, and what normal person would call daddy at the machine gun."
"Gatling's turntable is already spinning, watch the scene."
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With the blessing of the audience and the barrage, as well as the rolling sound of Gatling's death wheel, Xiao Beibi closed his eyes in fear.
"Da da da...
Six Gatlints opened fire, raining bullets in a semicircle towards a ten-meter circle, the turf in the field was shattered, and the bunkers behind the little north nose were littered with craters.
However, most of these bullets are far away from Xiaobeibi, which is worthy of being a superhero who recognizes twelve fathers, and this Gatling barrage is the same as doing special effects, all of which cleverly avoid Xiaobeibi, such superpowers are really cheating.
"What a cheap brother, this superpower of recognizing his father is too strong, and it can be regarded as an immortal ability, recognizing the king of Hades as his father, how long can he live." Barbell said enviously.
"Forget about the bullets that fly, these 36,000 bullets, so many rebounds can't hurt Xiaobei's nose, and there is no solution to the life of the hanging." It's also ups and downs in my heart, every teammate has a unique skill, think about my superpowers, and I can't take it.
A minute passed quickly, and Xiaobeibi's face was rubbed with two wounds by the splashing earth and stones, and his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up, so the three teammates hurriedly entered the field to help.
But the three of them stopped halfway through, and it was so smelly.
"Brother, are you scared to pee?" Yun Peng asked with his mouth covered.
"Walk the Saints, score 25." At this point, the referee declares the score. Three tests, one abstention, a total score of 70, not bad.
Xiao Beibi looked at his teammates who disliked him, and when he heard the referee announce the score, he was still a little embarrassed and suddenly pulled it up.
"I'm fxxk you guys hurt your teammates so much, you guys Come and help me up. β
The barbell couldn't survive or die, and the remaining two people looked at each other and didn't move.
At this time, the enthusiasm of the audience's late arrival finally came.
"Xiaobei's nose is so strong, it's okay to sit still, kowtowing really works."
"I think it's Xingsheng who helps, a lot of those bullets have turned around, and the metal control ability."
"Friends of the Xingsheng team, let's go and greet Xiaobeibi together."
Friendship? doesn't exist, but everyone's interests are tied together, and the grandmothers in the audience can't see that there is a crack in the team, so he took out a roll of toilet paper from his pocket, he and Yun Peng plugged their noses, and went over to help Xiaobei Nose.
"Xiao Beibi, I see that although those bullets are flying around, they don't go to you, do you still recognize the air as your father?" The good cheap pulled up a thin yellow little north nose of his pants, and at the same time asked his doubts.
"Hehe, do you think the air can hold off a Gatling bullet?
Immature!
Everyone saw me kowtow to Gatling, and called me Heavy Daddy, but in fact, all my piety and filial piety were given to those boxes of bullets, and my head was knocked to the bullets, and I cried for my bullet daddy.
Do you think I've recognized twelve fathers?
No!
I confessed thirty-six thousand and twelve fathers, and each father took care of me. β
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Yun Peng and Hao Bei exited at the same time, and they also collided with Mars.
recognized more than 30,000 fathers at a time, and the little north nose was terrifying.
If this product recognizes his father in the first 100 Forbes on a whim, it must be ten thousand times more chic than tearing onions, "recognizing Dad" This is a miracle skill, and the person who is recognized can't refuse, ten minutes is enough to turn hundreds of millions.
After figuring out the invincibility of this skill, Hao Cheap and Yun Peng both wanted to recognize Xiao Beibi as their father.
The two immediately threw away the toilet paper in their noses, and there were such friends who also participated in the chicken feather draft.
"Little North Nose, have you ever thought about recognizing Warren Buffett as a father?" Yun Peng asked pointedly.
"I once had this plan, and I couldn't get close to others, so I chose my boss as my father, and he can be regarded as a millionaire." Xiao Beibi said leisurely.
"Did he give you pocket money?" Hao Cheap asked eagerly.
"Yes, but at a cost." Xiaobei said in a calm tone.
"I know a billionaire, shall we give it a try?" He smiled kindly.
"Do you know how serious the price I am talking about?" Xiao Beibi is not a fool, how could he not know the thoughts of these two teammates. "You don't know how perverted rich people are, my boss specializes in his own son."
Yun Peng and Hao Yi glanced at each other, in the United States, this matter is not new, anyway, it is not to engage us.
"So I'd rather call animals and plants and people who can't breathe as fathers than go to those perverted rich people." Xiao Beibi directly dispelled the dirty thoughts of the two teammates.
The three of them left the venue with their own thoughts, Xiao Beibi told the secret in his heart, thinking that the two companions would dispel their minds, he was so naΓ―ve, Hao Cheap and Yun Peng decided to make good use of Xiao Beibi's magic skill after the game.
They walked out of the agility testing ground with the barbell and saw six people standing next to the captain, tall, short, fat and thin, and a huge chicken.
Although the others have their own characteristics, they are not as eye-catching as this chicken, with bright white feathers and strong muscles, and cold eyes, which are not easy to mess with at first glance.
"This chicken is so strong, the meat must be very old, super stuffed teeth." Barbell quietly commented, saying that everything is eating, the true colors of foodies are exposed, and he didn't forget to grab a handful of beef jerky and stuff it in his mouth when he spoke, this beef jerky is estimated to be more stuffed than Baji.
"Keep your voice low, be careful that chicken beats you, the four of us will give it for nothing, Xiaobeibi estimates that it won't work to call Dad." The good cheap was also taken by the eyes of Baji, and quietly complained about the barbell.
Hela and their team were supposed to audition the next day, but Bajie wanted to come to see his son, so everyone followed, and since they came for a while, they passed the audition.
Xingsheng had already recovered from the fugue, and when he saw that the people around him looked unfamiliar, the smell was his father's, and he hadn't seen him for a few days, and the child's eyes were still red.
He got some news from Deadpool's source of power, but he didn't want his father to worry, he felt that he could resist everything, and seeing his father's doting expression, Xingsheng made up his mind not to tell his father about it.
"Son, are you really going to cook everyone here?" Bajie stretched out his arms, as if to wrap the stadium around. "We can go a long time, you come to artificially descend the seed, this is a strange thing that has never been seen in ancient times?"
"Dad, am I so unreliable? I'm just a mouth cannon, and I'm addicted to it. "Xingsheng knew that his father cared for his waist.
"Son, you are growing up, Dad, I am not idle, in the past two days, I have practiced the four-wheel drive, and combined it with my own exercises, to create a set of interesting attack methods, I will teach you when you are free." Bajie touched his son's head and said.
"Okay, Dad, I still have to learn thirty-six changes."
"Who told you I was going to change thirty-six?" This son is already so powerful, he has learned thirty-six changes, and if he teaches them all, he won't even have the ability to support his face.
"Peter Parker, you see he's coming." Xingsheng saw Spider-Man coming a few dozen meters away.
"Confidentiality of Identity"
"Confidentiality of Identity"
Father and son said at the same time, and then smiled mysteriously at the same time.