Chapter 65: A group of people who are idle and bored, chattering about messy things

…… How about the research center called "the new trend of one-way self-ethics induced by the alienation of Internet digital anxiety and the construction of an anarchist ethical and moral system in the information industry"? Leaning against the big tree and raising his hand to speak, it was the string song Yayi. One of the things I admire most about this erudite elf is that he told the above long list of words in the most standard continental lingua franca, but I didn't understand a word. To be honest, I doubt that if I had to repeat it now, he would be able to repeat the name word for word.

The words of the string song immediately caused quite a strong reaction, and the first to jump out to express their objection was our dwarven devotional longbow shooting the sun:

"This name is not good, the book is too heavy, and the deterrent power is insufficient, we should have a strong name that is majestic and can make people daunted, such as 'counterattacking the withered land, completely annihilating the enemy, and the first correspondence course of the Falvi Continental Joint Public Army Command School with power coming out of the barrel of the gun'?"

Regardless of your feelings, I personally don't hear the slightest hint of majesty from the name.

"I'm against it, it's not good to have a name that smells too much gunpowder, and it's easy to cause hostility from Imperial players in the wild, it's too dangerous, and it's not in line with the times. The two major themes in today's world are peace and development, and conflict and war are only partial acts. The Yangtze River Delta shook his head and said.

"I think ......"

"I think ......"

"It's still called ......"

……

We all know that our brave friend of justice, the manifester and propagator of the land of miracles of fortune, the devotee of the supreme god among the minotaurs, the slayer and sworn enemy of the rat-like - the Paladin Bull Million, turned out of a dead rat a "stone of faith" necessary for the establishment of a guild. Although this matter looks like the will of the Most High God has been misinterpreted. But it still happened for sure, and it made us think about our future. After the longbow and sunshot returned from somewhere to buy the "lottery ticket" that I don't know what the hell it was, and the string song and the wild goose returned to Calle after completing their mission to deliver the letter, we had a brief discussion and soon came to an agreement: we would form a new guild on our own.

My thoughts on this are: since the Most High God has allowed this impossible fortunate thing to happen in our hands, then He must have His own intentions, and we should do God's will.

With a clear goal for the near future, the five of us opened our adventure diary and began to look through the long list of contacts. I hope to be able to select like-minded friends from among them and make up the number of people who can form a guild as soon as possible.

Surprisingly, there are surprisingly few people interested in forming a new guild, either who are already members of a large guild. unable to accept our invitation; Or simply tell us that we're lazy people, that we don't have much time to venture out on the continent of Falvi, and that we don't want to be constrained more; There are also those who do not immediately and unequivocally answer. Rather, they are very polite in telling us that if they need their help with anything, they will do it, and this promise is in fact a very skillful refusal. The implication is: the matter of joining the guild is not to be discussed.

In the end, there were not many people we were able to contact: Niu Million was the first to bring in the cute elven druid girl "Fairy Descending to Earth with Her Face on the Ground"; The longbow shoots the sun and finds the half-orc shadow thief in the Yangtze River Delta; I sent an invitation letter to Ding Ding Xiaoge, a half-orc warlock who no longer knew which skill he had become a specialty, but I didn't hear back for a long time. Just when I was completely desperate for this invitation. His reply was only unwillingly late. Tell us he'll be there "right away" - I don't really have much hope for this guy's very distorted concept of time.

I also sent an invitation to the Bard's Nocturne in B flat minor. But he immediately wrote back that another friend happened to be inviting him to join the guild, and he had agreed. Just as I had to regret crossing him off the shortlist, Niu told us that he had succeeded in inviting a Bard to join me, which made me immediately understand who the "other friend" of Nocturne in B-flat minor was.

The Wild Goose brought in his good sister Fei Yin, and even though Longbow Shooter, String Song Yayi, and I were all familiar with this venerable human magician, we all put her on the last shortlist, and even she had to be invited, which shows how helpless we were.

But even then, we were only able to get together half of the minimum of twenty people needed to form a guild. It didn't take long for the people who had come together to form a new guild and began a lively discussion about the bright and tortuous future of the new guild.

The first thing that sparked discussion was the name of the guild in the project. Under the impetus of everyone's high enthusiasm, we did collect a lot of names, but what makes people dizzy is that these names are such as "Falvi Continent Adulterer Adulteress Crazy Men and Women You Love Me ** Red Apricot Out of the Wall Lotus Root Broken Silk Aid Socializing Emotional Speed Dating Association", or "The only legal organization certified by the Delan Maier Legal Aid Center as having a mafia nature and serious violent tendencies", and " In the slit of ethics and morality, the pursuit of love and peace has swept countless people and rotten women, the last king of the last days, His Majesty Farvi Continental Alliance, the secret support group" and so on. The only thing I learned from this round of heated and friendly arguments was that I found that all the people I knew were people who could only come up with quirky and obscure names, and who could make names short and clear, and there was a hopelessly none.

It soon became clear that once the issue of guild naming began, there was no way to stop. This unfortunate reality quickly led to a consensus that it would be better to put the guild naming matter aside for the time being, and let's think about the other issues that need to be addressed at the moment. For example, how to get together twenty people.

Fei Yin quickly proposed to give a target to the ten people present, so that each of us should abduct at least one person within the specified time limit, and if the abduction task was completed as scheduled, this achievement would be included in the contribution value of the future guild; And if it is overdue, it cannot be completed

Penalties in the form of fines are taken. Although it "may not seem like a professional thing for forming a guild", it is quite accurate and appropriate to use here. It was a fair proposition, and it was quickly passed unanimously - at this point we all overlooked one small thing: if we didn't get twenty people together to form a guild. To whom this fine is to be paid. For some reason, it seems that everyone who accepted this offer seemed to have tacitly acquiesced in their hearts that only Miss Fei Yin was the only one qualified to accept the fine.

"But if someone else asks. What kind of guild are we, and how do we answer that? The Yangtze River Delta suddenly remembered this important question and asked.

"Let's call it 'Greenpeace Conservation Agency, Pan-Continental Wildlife Survival Rights and Interests, under the same blue sky.'" The wild goose suddenly proposed, and at this time she didn't realize that her words had become the cause of chaos without warning.

"It's better to call it 'Old Songs, Everyone Sings Classics, Nostalgic Golden Songs, Lovers' Club'." As soon as you hear the name, you know that this is a proposal for a nocturne in B flat minor.

"Can it be called 'All the Way Development International Economic and Trade Group Co., Ltd. to Falvi Mainland Office'?" Fei Yin suddenly interjected.

"I think it's still called ......"

"It should be called ......"

"It's called ......"

Everything is back to square one, the scene is back to its original noisy and chaotic appearance, all kinds of smelly and long names, which make it take at least two or three minutes to understand the literal meaning, and the strange names are thrown around like daggers and throwing guns, but in fact. Their existence is shorter than it takes to understand them properly, and if these names are proposed by one person, they are immediately and mercilessly attacked by many more. Instantly become an invalid alternate guild name. Replaced by an equally stupid name.

"Jeff. Don't you have any suggestions? Finally, he was able to break free from what seemed like a pointless argument that didn't seem the stupidest, only even more stupid. Then, naturally, he discovered the only normal person in the group who didn't express any opinion - me!

"Me?" When asked suddenly, I hesitated for a moment, then shrugged my shoulders and replied, "Originally, I was hoping that the guild would have a cold and cool name like 'Whisperer of the Night Wind' or 'Silent Blade', but now it seems that we really don't have a good relationship with the subtle and reserved calm words like 'whispering', 'whispering', 'silence', 'silence', etc., and are just a group of people who are idle and bored and chattering about messy things. So...... I can't think of a proper name......"

Hearing my answer, Xian Ge Yayi's eyes suddenly lit up, and she interrupted me and said, "Hey, what did you just say? ”

"I said I really couldn't think of a proper name."

"It's not this, it's the previous sentence, the previous sentence!"

"The last sentence? Well...... What did I say? ”

"Don't you know what you're saying?"

"Who would remember such a casual remark so clearly!"

"That's it, what kind of people are we?"

"Oh, it's a bunch of people who are idle and bored and chattering about messy things, what's wrong?"

Xian Ge Yayi slapped his palms violently, turned his head and shouted at the crowd who were still arguing: "Don't make any noise, Jeffritz just thought of a good name!" ”

The crowd, which had been buzzing like a swarm of hornets, fell silent all of a sudden, as if all the sounds had suddenly been frozen into ice by some strange magic, and could no longer be transmitted through the air. It was so quiet that even the rustle of the grass in the wind seemed noisy, and I was startled by the sudden silence.

Eight pairs of puzzled and expectant eyes looked at my face at the same time, and if my eyes were focused like a convex lens to generate heat, I am afraid that my face would have been burned at this time. I looked at the string song Yayi beside me at a loss, and I secretly wondered in my heart: Hey, did I say anything special?

"How about a bunch of people who are idle and bored and chattering about messy things?" Xian Ge Yayi said excitedly.

What do you think? What how? I wondered more and more. My mind, which had been drowsy, had not yet fully regained consciousness, and I did not know what the strings were talking about.

The rest of the people looked at each other, all stunned for a moment at first, but gradually, some of them showed a little understanding on their faces, and then a smile of approval.

"Well......" said Nocturne in B-flat minor, "...... It may sound a little strange, but it accurately captures our common characteristics - we are a group of idle people, who will come here if there is something? ”

Yes? No way? Could it be that he meant ...... I'm a little dazed.

"And fighting monsters and upgrading all day long, it's all messy things!" The Yangtze River Delta also expressed its opinion.

What are they going to do, are they going to ...... That's ridiculous, isn't it? They're a mess of guys!

"And we did seem to be babbling a little bit just now." The elven druid maiden fairy came down to earth with a pretty face, and she was deeply reflecting on their chaotic behavior just now.

"And ......" Yangtze River Delta looked around at the people who joined the group, and finally admitted with a dead heart: "...... I'm afraid we'll be like this a lot in the future. ”

"So ......"

"And so ......"

"So it looks ......"

"I agree ......"

"Is it finally decided......"

"It's great to have a name decided......

Help me! Don't! Pray with the torch-like gaze of the Supreme God who perceives everything, is there really not a normal life form here except me?

"So......" Xian Ge Yayi cleared his throat and said loudly in an enthusiastic voice, "...... I'm here to make it official, and the name of our guild is 'a bunch of people who are idle and bored and babbling about messy things'! There was a sparse and messy applause.