Chapter 66: The warehouse is also crazy

…… Level 25 Spiritual Helmet, 20 Wisdom and 50 Lives, a small sale for beginners, a gold coin is half sold and half given away......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Specializing in rotten bone water, retardant medicines, and all kinds of powerful toxins, it is definitely a must-have medicine for your home travel, killing people, and killing people......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't miss it when you pass by, upgrade the level, clear a set of equipment for your own use, batch and zero operations, accept knives, don't disturb if you don't buy them......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Professional training, two hundred yuan, three weeks and forty levels, plus a set of 100 bags of magic equipment, money before number, integrity management, chain service, interested parties please contact ......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Team up to rob the construction bank downstairs of our house, there is a strong meat shield, a strong ice method, as long as it is treated, as long as it is healed, as long as it is healed......"

……

The orc shadow thief and I stood blankly in the central square of Reed City, looking at the hoarse and shouting vendors in front of us. Most of them spread a piece of cloth on the ground, put their goods for sale on it, and then shouted loudly and skillfully using the peculiar language of the merchants, enthusiastically selling their goods to passers-by. There are also some people who shout very scary slogans, calling themselves what: "blood and tears jumping off the building to reduce the price", "once-in-a-lifetime one-day sale", "once you have a super best that you want nothing else", it is difficult not to be excited. In fact, as long as you look closely at the comparison, you will find that their goods are not really as good as they boast, and the prices are not really low.

"We ...... What to do? I asked hesitantly.

"How do I know?" The Yangtze River Delta rolled her eyes at me, "Ever since I sold used books in school before graduating from college. I haven't set up a stall in almost a decade. ”

What is a university?

……

In order to gather the twenty people needed by the Innovation Guild as soon as possible, Fei Yin issued a death mission, ordering each of us to develop at least one "downline member" within two days, no matter which method we used to deceive and abduct, otherwise we would be punished by a fine. Each downline will increase the corresponding amount of contribution value, and the more downlines developed, the higher the contribution value; And if the downline continues to develop downline, then the upline can also get the corresponding contribution value commission - hmm. It's a complicated algorithm.

After the adoption of this series of resolutions, we lined up in high spirits, and under the leadership of Fei Yin, we raised our arms and shouted inspiring slogans such as "We are the best", "Our guild will succeed", and "There is nothing that cannot be done, only the unexpected". Then he began to take active action, scattering to various cities to recruit potential members.

Before parting, Xian Ge Yayi looked pale, and asked the Yangtze River Delta in fear: Does Fei Yin plan to engage in pyramid schemes here?

The Yangtze River Delta shook his head speechlessly. A helpless expression of "it's easy to get on a thief ship, it's hard to get off a thief ship".

Now, we look at the endless stream of people, frowning, and don't know where to start.

I was stunned for a while. The Yangtze River Delta gritted his teeth and whispered a few words to my ear. When he finished, I was dumbfounded. I couldn't close my jaw in amazement - I was convinced. There is an essential difference between the disgrace of orcs and humans.

Standing on the streets of bustling Reed City again. We had changed into a low-level, but brightly coloured outfit, with a red headband tied to our foreheads in the Triangle - a rudimentary head protector that only first-class novices would wear - and I had a small drum and a drum hammer in my hand - which was also one of the troubadour's primary equipment.

"It really works...... Is it? I asked, very uncertain.

"In the past, it was like this in old movies. It should work. "From the tone of the Yangtze River Delta, I really don't feel any self-confidence.

"Anyway, you have to give it a try. We'll ...... now."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Let's go! He said with great sadness.

"Knock knock knock...... "Yangtze River Delta gave an order, and I beat the small drum in my hand hard. Although I am not a bard who draws strength from the art of melody and cannot make the sound of the drum have any effect, that does not prevent me from striking it hard and loud enough to draw the eyes of many around us to us.

Seeing that I had succeeded in attracting the attention of the passing crowd, the Yangtze River Delta cleared his throat and began to shout vigorously:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Brothers, sisters, brothers, sisters, old and young masters, ......"

"Boom!" I wasted no time in tapping the snare drum, emphasizing the tone of the orc shadow thief.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ As the saying goes...... "Knock! β€β€œβ€¦β€¦ Rely on your parents at home ......" "Boom! β€β€œβ€¦β€¦ Go out and rely on friends ......" "Knock! ”

At the beginning, the Yangtze River Delta was not very suitable for shouting loudly in front of many onlookers, and it was always a little red and short of breath when speaking. But slowly, he gradually adapted to this street hawking job, until he completely entered the role and completely relaxed his spirit

Speak nonsense unusually fluently in a puzzling market voice

β€œβ€¦β€¦ There is a way that it is good to be at home for a thousand days, it is difficult to go out for a while, and it is inevitable that the family wealth is inconvenient for a while, the ancient poems have clouds, the mother of the child is worried, the pedestrians on the road want to break the soul, the lonely sail is far away and the blue sky is exhausted, and there is no reason for the west to go out of Yangguan......"

"Boom!" I really don't know where this rude, fat orc learned so many strange rhymes, their meanings do sound like they have some connection, but when they are combined like this, I feel that they are completely out of the normal linguistic logic, and it is impossible to understand them.

Under the vigorous shouting of the Yangtze River Delta, the people around him crowded more and more, standing several floors inside and out. Some people on the periphery can't see what's going on inside, so they can only ask the people around them curiously, and these people are also only half-ignorant and can only give some strange answers half-guessed:

"I heard that someone has learned a new skill, and they will immediately perform the ...... of chest crushing boulder"

"Probably selling giant potions, isn't it the same thing as Mighty Pills......

"Two stupid people have been stolen. I'm asking for food......"

……

Regardless of what kind of deviation our behavior has occurred in the eyes of others, finally, the Yangtze River Delta finally finished his instigated opening remarks and entered the substantive topic:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ We want to form a guild, and we hope that everyone who has money will have a money field, and someone will have a personal field, and everyone will help and take care of it. If you are interested in registering, please leave your contact information......"

Before the words of the Yangtze River Delta were finished, the crowd had already begun to disperse in a loud voice:

"What. It turned out to be a guild recruiting ......"

"I don't know where the small guild came out, and it can't even get together people, and it has no future......"

"Where's the Pill? Is it sold out? ”

"We're going to see a big rock in our chest!"

……

Just when we were frustrated by the failure of the enrollment plan, we were not far from the square. There was a huge commotion:

I don't know when I suddenly felt a clear chill in the air, and some small "hiss" sound came from mid-air, and I looked in the direction of the sound. We see a space in mid-air that changes, and clouds in the sky pass over it, all of which are distorted into comical shapes. Immediately afterward, the space gradually took on a cool blue color. Then pieces of glowing blue ice crystals scattered from the distorted space, covering an uninhabited clearing in the square. The ice crystals kept touching the ground, making a crisp sound.

A dark cloud had fallen over the ice crystal field at some point. Then a dazzling bolt of lightning fell from the dark clouds. Flashes of electric light shine through the ice crystals that fall from the sky. It has a strange luster that shines brighter than a sapphire. At the same time, a tender green whirlwind rose out of thin air, adding a touch of life to the strange scene of ice and electricity. The spectacle immediately attracted a large crowd.

Such a short and gorgeous man-made landscape is actually made up of three large-scale attack spells. The first is a level 40 "Blizzard" magic, followed by a level 35 lightning magic "Lightning Thunder", and the last one is the spell "Wind of the Green" cast by Drew, a Drew-turned-class "Guardian" who has mastered the destructive power of nature.

These three spells are not of high level, and any mage and druid who has changed careers can learn them from trainers, and they are not uncommon spells. However, combining them like this to produce a fantastic visual effect that is completely unrelated to combat requires the three casters to have good control over both the cast time and the cast position, and work closely with each other to be successful.

When the delicate and gorgeous magic combination dissipated, an elven priestess named Ruixue Piaoxiang and wearing a cute pink and white suit stepped forward. She looked around, greeted the crowd of onlookers with a smile, and then walked to the center of the clearing, and said to everyone in a crisp voice:

"Hello everyone, I'm Xiang Xiang from the Human Resources Management Department of the Knights of the Hammer of Punishment, and these three are my assistants......," she said, gesturing to the two mages and a Guardian standing next to herβ€”they must have been the ones who cast the spell just now.

Knights of the Hammer of Punishment? Isn't that the adventurous guild of the first Continental Alliance created by our old acquaintance, the Paladin, who "has been obsessed with dreams all his life"?

β€œβ€¦β€¦ We're here today to announce good news to you......" The Elven Priestess Ruixue Piaoka continued, "...... We, the Knights of the Hammer of Punishment, are about to recruit ten new members, and their main mission will be to explore the reef fortress dungeon of the Skull Banner Islands......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ New members must be 45 or above successful transfer personnel, can ensure at least two hours of online time every night, strong defense occupation and therapy occupational conditions can be appropriately relaxed, we give priority to hiring......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ New members will receive a career as a gift

A piece of royal and high-life armor, and the opportunity to change powerful weapons unconditionally

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The items obtained from the exploration dungeon can be selected first, and all the money obtained from the first three dungeons will go to the new member......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Guild members can enjoy a 20% discount on medicines, 70% off equipment repairs, and 90% off the means of production of various living occupations in the guild exchange......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The top 10 applicants, regardless of whether they are admitted or not, will receive a free weapon upgrade forging opportunity provided by our guild......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Places are limited, and opportunities are rare. Friends who wish to join our 'Knights of the Hammer of Punishment', please act as soon as possible, just send me your race, occupation, level and other relevant information, and you will have a chance to join the most powerful alliance guild......"

After Ruixue Piaoxiang said these words, the three spell-casting professionals joined forces again, creating a brilliant magical scene. Many people took out their magic notebooks on the spot and began to write registration emails for Rui Xue Piaoxiang. A lot of people are noisily asking this and that around Ruixue Piaoxiang, most of them are questions about joining the guild, of course, there are occasional questions in the middle of "how many female players are there in the guild", "Are there many beautiful women like you" and other questions that are very interesting.

Looking at the lively scene of the Knights of the Hammer of Punishment recruiting members, I am looking at the pitiful appearance of the few people on our side. I couldn't help but look at the small drum in my hand, turned my face to look at the fat orc face in the Yangtze River Delta, and said softly:

"Triangle, your way...... It seems like...... It doesn't work......"

The bloated orc shadow thief was stunned. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he turned around and took out his magic diary and quickly wrote on it. I glanced at it on tiptoe and saw that he was also writing a letterhead for Ruixue Piaoxiang to sign up.

"Are you crazy? Are you really going to join the Knights of the Hammer of Punishment? So what do we do? "I was taken aback.

In fact, which guild in the Yangtze River Delta joins has little impact on me. What really worries me is the attitude of the tough "currency collector" Miss Fei Yin: you know, if you can't find a new member, you will be punished with a fine, and if I tell him that instead of finding a new member, I will post the Yangtze River Delta upside down. I don't know if she'll peel me and boil me in oil for money.

If that's the case, shouldn't I also consider joining this guild so that I can escape from the clutches of Fei Yin? I thought so

"Who said the ground!" The Yangtze River Delta slammed my head hard. "Can't I sign up if I don't want to join? Didn't you just hear her say? The top 10 players can sign up for free to upgrade their weapons. It's cheap, it's not for nothing......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh yes. Then I should try my luck! "Under the extremely wise reminder of the half-orc fat man, I quickly opened my magic notebook......

I had just finished my registration letter. When it's about to be sent......

"Huh, Jeffritz? Yangtze River Delta? Are you here? That's great! I was surprised to look up, but I stopped halfway through. At the height of my trousers, a dwarven aunt with a rudimentary mace and a strange name called "Warehouse Crazy" was looking at me with strange and enthusiastic eyes, and I couldn't help but get goosebumps. I subconsciously took a step back, and in a panic, the quill pen in my hand clicked on the "delete" button of the magic notebook, and a registration letter that I had finally completed was scrapped.

…… Damn, my weapon upgrade chance! I looked around at the crowd around me who were busy signing up for the guild, and it seemed that I didn't have a chance to be among the top 10 applicants......

"Who are you? How will you know us? "Naturally, I don't have any good words for this dwarf aunt who has shattered my great ideal of taking advantage of others.

"I'm ......," she said, lowering her voice, and looking around cautiously until she was sure that there were no acquaintances nearby, and then she said as if she were a thief:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I'm a Nocturne in B flat minor......"

I can only describe shock as a dwarf aunt who is a priest telling us that she is the nocturne of the bard in B flat minor, which we all know. My mind was in a mess in an instant, and in an instant, "resurrection of the corpse", "sex reassignment surgery", "split personality", ...... Countless words, both familiar and unfamiliar, poured out of my head, leaving me speechless. In a trance, I uttered something that I would never have thought of if I had to do it again, which even I thought was strange:

"Hey, you seem to have grown taller!" I said, looking over the dwarf aunt's head.