Chapter 3: The Hatred of Fame
As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall under the sky, and if people don't know it, they can't do it unless they do. If you do something bad, your grandmother will know about it, but how does your grandmother know about it?
Time goes back to two hours ago, when Gu Chengyi's child's soul has not suddenly become Uncle Gu Chengyi, see how he is doing bad things.
At the time, he was playing happily in the backyard. What to do? Play with the branches. What's so interesting about this branch? It's a lot of fun.
The branch in the hand is not a branch, it is a sword in the hand, it is a three-foot green peak, and it is a weapon that can split the air when wielded, and make a "whirring" sound of breaking the wind. He is like a swordsman, no, he is a swordsman, he has a forward stab, a backward thrust, followed by a sweeping leg kicking over the bench, like kicking over a minion, and then jumping up and slashing the "sword" in his hand onto the orange tree next to the bench, like to slash a demon.
As a result, he fell. One was not paying attention, and tripped over the unlucky bench that the minions had just kicked over, and hit one end on a clothes pole perched on an orange tree, and the other on a tarnish.
"Oops!" This is another butt squat, and another hit a head full of "bags", this little kid can't help but make a little movement in his mouth to express his pain. I thought that this bear child would lie on the ground spinelessly "woo woo", but he slipped and got up from the ground, if it wasn't for the lack of ability, he probably wanted to learn like the martial artist on TV, hovering his legs, and then holding up the ground, using a neat and cool way to support himself.
"Wow, yes, yes! Okay, you're a tree spirit, you're really powerful! He feigned anger, thinking of using such words to curse.
I don't think it's the tree that's great, it's that this kid is so powerful, he has broken his skills, and he hasn't played yet, and he's still acting there. Seeing that he is young, he is still full of drama, or should he call you a little "little drama master"?
When this little drama spirit saw the clothes pole knocked down by him, he frowned, and his words were heartfelt. "Phew! You're a tree spirit, and you even call friends and find a helper! And your bamboo pole, not only maintain the team leader, but also hurt people with secret arrows! See how I clean you up! ”
It needs to be explained here that he wants to say "for the tiger", but he doesn't know the word yet, so he has become a "maintenance team leader".
Dare to ask him how to clean up this "bamboo pole demon"?
I saw him looking around, sneaky, petty theft, after confirming that there was no one around, followed by a burst of water, the pale yellow liquid poured on the clothes pole, fortunately the weather was gloomy today, there was nothing drying on it, otherwise what would happen, I just didn't see it......
There is a technique called reconnaissance, and another is called counter-reconnaissance.
Gu Chengyi's children's anti-reconnaissance skills are really not very clever, even if they have been sneakily looking around, thinking that there is no one around at the moment, but unexpectedly, what they did was still "detected"!
By the window on the second floor, a pair of eyes were staring at the little drama spirit in the backyard, enjoying his clumsy martial arts performance. This person is Gu Chengyi's friend's nemesis, his grandparents' grandson, and his own cousin. The enemy who often fights with him, but has been defeated repeatedly, is a two-and-a-half-year-old boy in the second grade of primary school "Lu Yulin", Brother Lin!
probably thinks it's funny to watch the little drama make stupid mistakes, or maybe he wants to see the martial arts of the little opponent in case of emergency, although he doesn't need to prepare for a preschool now. In short, Brother Lin had been watching there early in the morning, and he had even been watching there since Gu Chengyi had just picked up a branch from under the tree.
This little complaint is what he sued. There is no one else but him!
If you want to talk about why their brothers have become mortal enemies, it has to start with their parents.
In the earliest days, Gu Chengyi was not called Gu Chengyi, but Gu Chenglin. Lin means beautiful jade, although it is often used by girls, but Gu Chengyi really called this name not long after he was born.
So why did he change his name later?
The reason is this Brother Lin! Cheng Yi's original name "Cheng Lin" was called well, but once, his parents came to visit his grandfather's house, and by coincidence, the two collided. Originally, there were only two babies the size of babies, one crawling around, the other stumbling, and they had a lot of fun. As a result, when the adult called the child, Xiao Lin or Xiao Lin was called, and the two brothers thought they were calling themselves. One thought he was going to give himself a toy, and the other thought he was going to give himself a snack, so there was a shout, and the two turned back.
Gu Chengyi's grandfather, Lu Yulin's grandfather, and the teacher who lifted people, the old man Lu, the old Lu Tou, and the middle-aged Lu Qiqi saw this, turned their heads to his juniors and said, "Look, this one is called Xiao Lin, and the other is called Xiao Lin." When I called it later, I don't know if it was this Xiaolin or that Xiaolin. I see, I still took advantage of the child's small age and didn't remember anything, so I changed my name. ”
When he said this, both parents thought, well, it makes sense. Then there was a rambling discussion about whose name to change and what to change. At the end of the discussion, the old man Lu Qiqi twisted the mustache on his chin again, and pretended to bow his head and said, "I think, it's better to change Lin to Yi, the meaning is not bad!" ”
Although the group of them still talked a lot about things later, they finally finalized the name of changing "Lin" to "Yi".
At this point, it should have ended. can't stand some adults talking nonsense all day long, there is no door in their mouths, it is Gu Chengyi's second uncle, but when he was teasing the child, he told Chengyi's children about it, and he was holding back a bad momentum, adding oil and vinegar, and saying "Your name has been snatched away!" "Such bastard words.
It's good now, there's nothing to do. Under normal circumstances, if you say this to an adult of sound mind or a mature child, it is a trivial matter that will pass by with a haha. But what he provoked was indeed a little kid who didn't know anything.
At that time, Gu Chengyi was angry, and even cried so angrily! At that time, he had a thought in his heart, "You can take what I give you!" I didn't give it to you, you can't grab it! Once it was determined, "My name was snatched by this guy". Even if it wasn't a loss for him, the feud was still settled! The feud of the same name! I still have to say, the second uncle is fully responsible, you said that you are not doing anything good, you have to do something to sow discord.
Since Gu Chengyi unilaterally determined that the two had a grudge, it was a lot of trouble for him to find Brother Lin, a big fight in three days, a small fight in two days, but he never won. So what to do? Sue Xiaoxiao, anyway, this Lu Yulin, like him, is also a naughty and mischievous expert, a genius who engages in destruction.
Right now, Gu Chengyi did something bad and sprinkled his urine on his clothes pole. How could this opportunity be missed, Xiao Lu was non-stop, and ran to the adult to sue the minor as soon as possible. This also has the aforementioned "scolding at the beginning", otherwise, I am afraid that Ah Huang, who is lying at the door, will have to carry this black pot for his little master.