Chapter 4 A nasty nickname for you

Lu Yulin, a second-grade boy in primary school, is also. A year later, in the third grade, he will give himself the well-known nickname "Jade Kirin"! This title of "Jade Qilin" is what he obtained in the future after observing the famous book "Water Margin", drawing on the character Lu Junyi of Tiangangxing Jade Qilin in the book.

Although there is a saying "If you don't read the Water Margin, you don't read the Three Kingdoms", who do you want to stop this mere saying? Anyway, according to the meaning of his parents and teachers, "I love to read books and have a good future", "It's always good to read the four famous books", "It's better than fooling around all day long or running to play games". That Lu Yulin looked at the Water Margin, it was logical to see it, he saw that the time was right, and he saw it rightly, and he was afraid that others would not know that he had seen it.

If you want to say what he learned in the book, it's hard to say anything else, the righteousness of the rivers and lakes in it, and the addition of the word "bird" or something before opening his mouth to call people, it is indeed ten out of ten.

In Lao Lutou's family, there are only three things that the dog rhubarb is afraid of, one is the sky, the other is the earth, and the third is his "jade unicorn"! Let's just say that there was a time, this rhubarb just saw him holding a children's version of the "pear flower gun" from a distance, and immediately ran away with lightning speed and the jingle of the bell, for fear that he would become a plaything under his gun if he ran slowly. Get rid of a "dog sorrow".

If Gu Chengyi is a leather monkey, then he Lu Yulin is the "King Jiji". Gu Chengyi is the youngest and most favored, and he was naughty and mischievous and not beaten. He, Lu Yulin, Young Master Lu, is "thousands of chisels and hammers out of the deep mountains, burning in the fire if you are idle", and he is not afraid of being naughty and mischievous.

On this day, Young Master Lu had been staying in his small room on the second floor with uneasy intentions. What is he doing? He's folding darts, and he's a good skill he learned from the "master" in the class at a "big cost" last semester. He thought while folding it, folding the darts, hitting the dog and the target and hitting the brother, what he wanted to shoot.

Suddenly, there was a ghost movement with the mouth of "Hum Ha Hey, Poof, Brush Brush, Bang Bang, Ah ~~~" came from the window. He leaned to the window to take a look, and as expected, his stupid brother who "came up to beg for a beating" when he had nothing to do was practicing there. "Hmph, three-legged cat kung fu!" He pretended to evaluate Gu Chengyi's "swordsmanship", "If it were me, at least this sword would definitely not fall first." "Eh, what is he doing, why is he urinating on the clothespole, tsk, don't talk about Wenyin."

Seeing the stupid performance of his stupid brother, Lu Yulin didn't break the darts and didn't watch the show, he immediately made a decision, put the two paper darts that had just been folded in his pocket, and then ran to make a small report!

The probe probed into the "boudoir" of grandpa Lao Lu, did not probe, and then probed the brain into his own kitchen, took a square cake, and then probed to the grandmother who was eating melon seeds in the front yard, "Grandma, where is grandpa?" Brother Xiao Yi knocked down the clothes pole and peed on it! ”

After a morning's hard work, Ms. Zhang Fangfang was lying on the rocking chair in the front yard while listening to the "drama" on the radio, humming from time to time, while happily knocking on the melon seeds, why not watermelon seeds, because the melon seeds are fragrant. was enjoying it, the little report came, and when she heard it, she only felt upset and irritable. It was hard to rest for a while, but now I was stirred up by my two naughty foreskin children.

To tell the truth, she doesn't want to care about the bad things of these two bear children, she is reluctant to beat, she is reluctant to scold, and she is reluctant to scold, just give it to her old man. But when I thought about it, I had to wash the clothes pole that would be offended, and I was the one who suffered, and I was not angry, so I decided to say a few words about Gu Chengyi first.

She frowned and said to Yulin, "Your grandfather is not here, you call Brother Xiaoyi over!" ”

"Hey, hey!" Lu Yulin responded happily, turned his head and ran to the backyard!

"Don't learn the eunuch on TV! The good don't learn the bad! Zhang Fangfang shouted at her grandson's distant back.

The gray Gu Chengyi (who had just fallen on the ground and was covered in ashes) was "carried" by his brother Lin in a gray manner. Looking at the poor and cute little appearance, his grandmother was half of the anger just when she saw it, but on the surface she still had a straight face, planning to carry out a criticism education, although she was better at scolding the street than educating her, but she couldn't just scold children, whether it was scolding and crying, or scolding to learn to swear, it was not a good thing.

Lu Yulin didn't see that his grandmother's anger had disappeared by half, he only felt that his grandmother had a straight face, there must be a "stupid brother" like him who felt better, at least a scolding was indispensable. But now, in order to avoid harming the fish in the pond and not letting the fire burn on himself, he smiled evilly, and hurried a quick "slip", and he was just about to sneak out and find happiness with a few good buddies in the village, but when he went out, he scared the dog Rhubarb who was conscientiously watching the door, "scared me to death, and thought it was coming to me again."

Half an hour later, the darts conference officially ended, and the hero Lu Yulin knocked down six out of ten pencils, and won the second place in the martial arts competition with a total of four people, and also won a toffee. Although he was a little unwilling in his heart, after all, there were two champions, but overall Lu Daxia, who was still quite proud, was behind his back with one hand, and played with two paper darts that were a little broken and dirty with the other, and he went home with his hands bumped and jumped under his feet.

Note: Milk candy is provided by the first and second lowest losers.

Most of the gates in the countryside are open, which makes it easier for cats, dogs, and children to enter and exit. Lu Yulin happily went home, and didn't pay attention to the rhubarb who was trying to please him behind his buttocks, and saw Gu Chengyi writing and drawing in front of the blackboard at a glance.

What he didn't know was that the current Gu Chengyi was no longer the Gu Chengyi he used to be, nor was it Gu Chengyi who had only been an hour since they last met, but Gu Chengyi who had returned from reincarnation, "Immortal Emperor Rebirth" (in fact, he was not an Immortal Emperor, just an uncle)!

He stepped forward without being embarrassed, "Eh, are you happy to be taught by your grandmother?" As a result, as he was talking, he was taken away from sight by the "content" drawn by Gu Chengyi on the blackboard. "Wow, what is this, did you draw it?" I saw a picture of the wolf roaring moon on the blackboard, simple black and white, constituting a cool giant wolf and a lunar moon, a handsome and heroic silver wolf, causing Yulin to "collide with the deer".

In fact, it's not that exaggerated, it's just that his usual chalk drawings are childish "flowers and plants", at most they are simple strokes of cars and ships, robots, and the first time he saw something of another style of painting, it had a huge impact on his young mind.

A certain teenager and child of the uncle's soul grinned, "How is it, handsome or not." ”

"Of course handsome!" Although he said it like this in his heart, the arrogant Brother Lin, when the words came to his mouth, they became "okay." ”

"Yes." Cheng Yi pondered his emotions for a moment, "I think it's quite handsome." And I know that each hero has its own title, I decided to give myself a nickname like the Howling Moon Wolf King according to this painting, and I have to give myself the name of a hero, I have already thought of the name, just call Qiu Xiaotian! From now on, I will be the Howling Moon Wolf King Qiu Xiaotian. ”

Note: Qiu, pronounced qiu when making a surname

"Cool!" Although he said it like this in his heart, the arrogant Brother Lin, when the words came to his mouth, he became "general." ”

"Eh, in this case, I actually think that a title like The Lion King is more suitable for me, so I don't want this." Gu Chengyi, who didn't know what kind of heart An had to have, said that he made a gesture to erase the chalk drawings.

When Lu Yulin heard this, he hurriedly said, "Don't, it's actually okay to look at it." ”

took the bait, Gu Chengyi was overjoyed, and then took the opportunity to say, "Then I will give it to you, this painting, and this nickname will be given to you, you will be the Howling Moon Wolf King Qiu Xiaotian in the future, I will think about the individual." ”

If it were a year later, Lu Yulin would definitely know that the title of "Jade Kirin" was more handsome and more suitable for him, but isn't this a coincidence, he hasn't watched "Water Margin" yet, so he recognized "Qiu Xiaotian". According to Gu Chengyi's speculation, he would shout so loudly on a cloudy day that all his buddies would know the name.

Gu Chengyi smiled evilly in his heart, hated, and usually worried. Howling Heaven, the same as Howling Heaven, is used by himself to refer to dogs. And the so-called "Qiu Xiaotian" means nothing more than "the dog sees sorrow". If in the future, the meaning of this name is debunked in front of your peers, and it will be exciting to think about it.

In short, give him a nasty nickname, and the goal is achieved!

(If someone really calls this name, the author apologizes first, if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence)

"I'll give you this."

When Gu Chengyi was snickering behind his back, Lu Yulin stuffed a candy into his arms, and ran away after stuffing it, without saying anything. Speaking of which, sugar is also a rare commodity for children, not to mention the lack of materials back then, even if the materials are abundant, adults will control the spirit stones in children's hands on the grounds of eating bad teeth and gaining weight after eating too much, oh no, the number of snacks.

Lu Yulin's little friend's hand, this is to make Uncle Gu who is bad with the child can't be rectified......

"In this way, let's not demolish him first, it seems that it's my little weapon."