Chapter 55: Two iron balls hit the ground at the same time
Lu Ming didn't know if he made money from storytelling, but Yun Yu knew that this Lu Ming was very shameless, plus he was self-cooked.
From the moment they met, he followed Yun Yu and chatted non-stop along the way.
Even when Yun Yu returned home, he would follow him in, and then have a delicious dinner, and leave after dark.
Then, early the next morning, before Yun Yu went out, this guy would call the door outside.
Then he followed him to Vasher, listened to him, and arranged the work of the storyteller's house.
After that, basically as long as he was free, Lu Ming would come to Yun Yu, pretending to be a friend, and pulling him to chat and hang out.
On the first day Xu Danian brought him, Yun Yu thought it was a stuffy gourd.
As a result, this is a very well-disguised chatterbox, and he keeps talking all day long.
Of course, Yun Yu also learned from him about the entire Qianchao Dynasty, as well as some information about the other two neighboring countries.
In the end, Yun Yu, who couldn't stand it, directly sacrificed the magic weapon, two iron balls, one large and one small.
"Brother Yun, what are you going to do with the two iron balls today?"
Yun Yu sneered in his heart, of course, he fooled you into an uneducated, and let you fall into the ocean of physical experiments and couldn't extricate yourself, so don't bother me in the future.
With a warm smile on his face, he said slowly:
"Today, the little brother plans to do an experiment, drop the two iron balls from a high place at the same time, and see who lands on the ground first."
Lu Ming laughed and said:
"What is this good to test, naturally the big one will land first."
Yun Yu shook his head and said:
"I think it's all iron balls, and they should land at the same time, regardless of size."
Lu Ming smiled, and immediately thought about it and said:
"Why don't we make a bet?"
When Yun Yu heard this, he was ecstatic in his heart, and he was set!!
But there was a look of surprise on his face, and he asked:
"Bet on what?"
Lu Ming thought for a moment and said slowly:
"If you lose, how about going to the capital next year and opening a restaurant for stir-fried vegetables there?"
"What if I win?"
Yun Yu didn't think about losing at all, and he had always heard this thing say how prosperous and good the capital was during this time.
It seems that the farts of the people in the capital are fragrant, which is just like some returnees in later generations after being westernized.
"If you win, you can open the conditions!"
I'm waiting for your words!
"If I win, Brother Lu will study it himself to understand why it landed at the same time. I'll teach it to me then. ”
Lu Ming is also secretly happy, there is a fart truth, it is impossible for the iron ball to land at the same time!
In other words, Yun Yu will go to the capital next year!
When he opened a stir-fry restaurant in the capital, those people should make a move, right? When the time comes, who else will be able to help him but me?
If you recommend him to Your Majesty again and get an identity, won't this court just go in?
As long as he enters the court, he has to stand in line, and his family is naturally Yun Yu's backer ally.
With Yun Yu's talent, if he mixes in the household, coupled with himself and his father's behind, in less than twenty years, he will be a proper thick arm.
Lu Ming had already arranged Yun Yu's life at this moment, or he had already arranged it.
It only took a few months to see him go from being a sloppy man with no overnight food to becoming a wealthy businessman.
I heard from his mouth countless whimsical ideas and unheard-of political opinions.
He had already decided that he must be pulled into his own arm, and he must be recommended to the emperor.
It's just that this thing is very stubborn, whether it is from his usual words or behavior, it can be seen that he is unwilling to be an official, and even a little disgusted with officials.
Lu Ming didn't know where Yun Yu's disgust came from, and naturally he couldn't change his thoughts.
After thinking about it, since he couldn't take the initiative to make him an official, he changed to passive and made him have to be an official.
If Yun Yu knew his thoughts, he would definitely say that this is to defeat magic with magic.
It's just that his idea is destined to be unrealizable, and when he widens his eyes and sees the two iron balls landing at the same time, the groove in his heart is like a galloping horse.
"This ...... Is this a trick? Distraction? Or is there something wrong with this iron ball? ”
Yun Yu smiled, picked up the two iron balls from the ground, handed them to him and said:
"Check it out for yourself, and then let the guards behind you find another high place and throw it down at the same time."
So, Lu Ming did as he said, from the roof, to the tree, and from the tree to the city wall.
Even the iron balls were changed, but in the end, the conclusion was that the big and small iron balls would always land at the same time.
"Why? Why is this so? ”
Yun Yu spread his hands and looked at Lu Ming, who was a little stunned, and said:
"It's up to you to think about it yourself according to the gambling contract, figure it out, and then tell me."
Tsk, poor baby, think slowly, do more experiments when you have time, think of some useful knowledge, contribute to the progress of mankind, and bother me less.
was just about to leave, but was pulled by Lu Ming.
"How did you know that the big and small iron balls would hit the ground at the same time?"
Yun Yu smiled proudly:
"I guess! There are iron balls on the left and right, what if you don't land at the same time? ”
"But one of them is heavier and the other is light! Shouldn't the heavy ones land first? ”
"I don't care, I'm willing to gamble and lose, you lose, find a way to figure out why you went, this is what you should do, not come and ask me!"
Yun Yu waved his sleeves and left, leaving Lu Ming alone in the wind.
"Why? Why did it land at the same time? ”
On the second day, Lu Ming really didn't appear in front of Yun Yu's eyes, which made him call himself a genius.
After a few days, before this guy is completely sealed, he will have great mercy to rescue him from the free fall experiment.
Then, another experiment of filling the pool with water and releasing water at the same time could torment him for a few more days.
Without Lu Ming's torture, it was time for him to do something serious.
The storytelling shop officially reopened, and under the publicity of Ergou and others, everyone knew that there would be a story called "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" here.
Bai Fumei fell in love with the stupid, poor and stupid, the sheep herding baby counterattacked and became a big hero, and the beggars were peerless masters.
Various versions of the introduction spread in Qi County, and for a while, countless splashes and idlers poured into the storytelling workshop.
"Smack!"
With the fall of the awakening wood, Guo Jing's name spread completely in Qi County.
According to Yun Yu's arrangement, several storytellers in the morning and afternoon. Take turns saying three times during the night, and all three are the same content.
The speed of speech is slower than before, but the tone is more subdued and abrupt, making people listen to it and be immersive.
It will take a month to finish shooting the condor.
Su Ye expressed his concern about this, saying it so slowly, and the content was the same three times a day, he felt that other peers would definitely send someone to plagiarize.
Then, carry it back, and then your advantage will not be obvious.
How did he know that Yun Yu just wanted other places to promote condor shooting.
Only then can his next move begin to be planned.
Of course, the explanation he gives is naturally not like this.
"Don't worry, no matter how fast they learn, there will be a process, and it will take at least three to five days for a new story to come out and be able to tell a story."
"As long as we are three or five days ahead, we will be invincible."