Facing Lu Ming's questioning, Yun Yu tilted his head and squinted at him.

"You know a fart, splashing skin is the most comfortable profession in the world!"

Lu Ming felt that this thing was despising him, but he had no evidence, so he could only grit his teeth and ask:

"I want to hear about it."

Yun Yu put on a disgusting look that could be taught, smiled lightly and said:

"They are not engaged in production, they have nothing to do all day, they find someone to fight when they want to fight, they go to collect protection money when they have no money, and occasionally on a whim, they can pretend to be good men, help the government arrest criminals, provide information and so on."

"Let me ask you, isn't this kind of life comfortable? Just give me an emperor, Lao Tzu is not rare, I would rather be a splasher! ”

Lu Ming stared at him with wide eyes, this is what you can say, the wine suddenly sobered up, and quickly reminded:

"Don't talk nonsense! If this word gets out, you won't die? ”

Yun Yu was already half drunk at this time, where would he care so much, and said with a grin:

"You don't believe it? Come, I'll tell you! ”

"You see, everyone in the world envies the emperor, and they all want to be the emperor, holding the power of killing hundreds of millions of people, taking and seizing it, sitting on the wealth of the world, and the beauties of the harem are three thousand, and they enjoy endless beauties."

"But what's behind it? Although I have never met the emperor, I also know that this job is not easy to do! There are endless twists and turns to read all day, endless paperwork, and things big and small to wait for him to decide. I get up before dawn to work, and when it gets dark, I have to pick up the light and continue to work. ”

"I have to fight wits and courage with the ministers, to prevent myself from being overshadowed by this group of people or being fooled, and I must be careful of some traitors, and always be on guard against whether someone will harm me."

"Do you think it's fun? is obviously the biggest official in a country, but he lives so tired, it's terrifying to think about. ”

"So, don't be an emperor for anything, not even an official, it's so tiring, and it's thankless, it's not a human thing. I don't know why those fools want to climb into the officialdom all day long. See for yourself, how many good officials have a good end? How many corrupt officials can not leave a name for themselves in the history books? ”

"So, when you become an official, being a good official is easy to offend people and die early, and when you are a corrupt official and are scolded by future generations, the best way is to fuck it! Live this life well, take care of yourself! ”

Lu Ming didn't have time to stop him, Yun Yu crackled a lot, and said it like a bamboo tube pouring beans.

Moreover, the more I listened, the more I felt that this guy lived transparently and what he said was extraordinarily reasonable.

Outside the door, the emperor of the Qianzhao Dynasty at this moment turned pale.

The shopkeeper had already wet his pants, his teeth kept chattering, and he kept shouting in his heart, it's over, it's over!

His Royal Highness's words will definitely be passed on to the emperor, and I am afraid that it will not lead to a bloody storm at that time, and he will definitely be wiped out!

"Go back to the palace!"

Almost gritting his teeth, the emperor uttered these two words.

Before leaving, he glanced at the shopkeeper on the side.

"Today's matter, dare to say a word and omit a word, punish the nine clans!"

Then he shook his hand and led the guards downstairs.

The shopkeeper sat down on the ground with a thud, I drop my mother, this, this is His Majesty the Emperor?

He covered his mouth tightly with both hands, afraid that he couldn't help but make a sound, alarming the two people in the room, and also said that he would never reveal half a word.

In the room, Yun Yu and Lu Ming had no idea that the conversation they had just had had been listened to by the emperor.

Even if he knew, Yun Yu didn't care, because he was completely drunk, sipping wine and complaining, counting all kinds of people or things that he was not used to seeing or made him uncomfortable.

And Lu Ming also accompanied him to drink one bite at a time, and in the end, both of them fell asleep in the room.

Until the people from the Qi Wangfu came to find him, the two of them hadn't woken up, so they had no choice but to let someone support him for the two meetings of the Qi Palace, and the housekeeper asked people to report their safety to Zhao Han and them.

By the time Yun Yu woke up, it was already the next morning, and he only felt a splitting headache and unbearable hunger and thirst in his mouth.

"Awake?"

Before he could fully wake up, a low voice sounded in the room, and he turned his head in a daze, only to see King Qi and another middle-aged man sitting in the room playing chess.

it!

Lao Tzu is sleeping here, and you go to the room to play chess?

This Qi Palace's mansion is so big, is there no place for you to play?

muttered in his heart, but his body was very honest and quickly got up, and then bowed to King Qi and said:

"I've seen His Royal Highness King Qi."

As for the other person, he didn't know it, waiting for King Qi to introduce him.

After all, there are few people who can fight with this person, and the Manchu Dynasty probably can't find a few.

But King Qi just gave a faint sigh of gratitude, and then stopped playing chess and continued to play.

Yun Yu wondered in his heart, this is gone? What's next? Should I stay, or should I flash someone?

Tentatively moving two steps towards the door, King Qi snorted coldly.

"Sit!"

Yun Yu immediately said that he understood, sat down at the table honestly with a bitter face, and watched the two play chess without saying a word.

"Do you know Go?"

The middle-aged man asked casually by pinching the chess pieces in his hand.

Yun Yu shook his head, if the Go thing was played in a different way, he would know that it was the kind of game where one grain per person, as long as it was connected into five, it would be considered a win.

The middle-aged man's face immediately sank, and he snorted coldly:

"Didn't you say you had a lot of knowledge? Why can't you even play Go? ”

Yun Yu was stunned for a moment, and blurted out:

"When did I say that?"

When the middle-aged man saw that he didn't admit it, his face was even more unhappy, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"Just yesterday!"

Yun Yu frowned, he said such things yesterday? Recalling yesterday's scene, I definitely didn't say it in the Hou Mansion, Drunken Immortal Residence......

it!

My eyes widened sharply as I looked at the middle-aged man:

"You...... How do you know? ”

He vaguely remembered that he drank too much yesterday and said a lot of things to Lu Ming, among which there seemed to be such a sentence.

But the problem is that he was the only Lu Ming in the room at the beginning, and Lu Ming obviously drank too much at that time, so it is impossible to remember, right?

Even if he remembered, there was no reason to spread it so quickly, and with Lu Ming's temperament, it was unlikely that he would betray himself.

Then the question arises, how does the person in front of him know what he is saying?

The middle-aged man stopped the movement in his hand, put down the chess pieces, and turned to look at him, Zhengse said:

"I was outside the door yesterday and listened to it for a long time."

Yun Yu's eyes gradually widened, his head stretched forward, and he opened his mouth and said tremblingly:

"The Emperor...... Emperor? ”

The middle-aged man nodded and looked at Yun Yu silently.

I'm Nima!

Yun Yu's mind at the moment is like a thousand thunderbolts, and he seems to have complained about the emperor yesterday.

Is this coming to arrest someone?

He hurriedly stood up and saluted, "I've seen Your Majesty!" ”

The cold sweat on his back is running up, he shouldn't fucking drink too much, and when he drinks, he doesn't have a door, and he spits out when he thinks of something.

Now it's okay, I just finished complaining about the emperor yesterday, and I didn't block the door early this morning, and I came directly to block the bed with King Qi!