Chapter 137: Help me make money
"Tell me, what else would you do, I'd love to know how knowledgeable you are?"
The emperor saw that he was a little frightened and felt that this was not good, so he continued to pick up the chess pieces and play chess with the king of Qi.
And King Qi looked at him with a smile, which Cheng thought that Yun Yu secretly glanced over.
The meaning in that look couldn't be more obvious, if I say it, can King Qi listen to this thing?
King Qi understood this look in seconds, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and he glared back.
Brat! Lao Tzu is the emperor's own brother! What are you trying to do? Dividing the feelings of the heavenly family?
When the emperor saw the expressions of the two, he was immediately happy, and said with a smile:
"Don't worry, those things in Qi County will be released sooner or later, and I will inevitably be handed over to the King of Qi to manage."
King Qi didn't know until this moment that there was really something he didn't know.
Yun Yu nodded, then cleared his throat and said:
"Actually, the grass people know a little bit of everything, but if you want to say that the most powerful means is to make money, your majesty must already know this."
The emperor nodded, it is indeed as this kid said, smuggling the two countries with one hand, and then he can make a lot of money through special geographical advantages.
Not counting these, you can also encourage yourself to support in the shadows and use illegal means to obtain legal support, which is the most powerful.
"Poetry, you have proved it with those two poems yesterday, so I want to ask, are you as good at this as an official?"
Yun Yu was startled, and his head shook like a rattle.
"No, if the grass people become officials, it will be a disaster to the country and the people, that is a corrupt official and a corrupt official, even if I am a magistrate, I can give disaster to the entire county. I can't be an official! ”
King Qi looked at him with wide eyes, is this kid stupid? Or is it missing a string?
The meaning of the emperor's words is obvious, as long as you say yes, I will consider giving you an official, plus the relationship with Lu Ming, you will have a worry-free future for the rest of your life!
Where did King Qi know Yun Yu's ambitions, the officialdom that everyone yearns for in these years seems like poison to him.
If you go in, don't think about getting out, and if you can't get out, it's a high-risk profession.
Everyone wants to be an official, but they just like to be an official and have power and money, he is not keen on power, and as for money, he can earn more money than the state treasury if he is not an official.
The emperor snorted coldly, looked at him with slightly narrowed eyes, and said:
"I'm afraid, it's not that you don't know how to be an official, but you don't want to be an official, right?"
Hey? This emperor has something, you can guess it.
Wrong! Yesterday...... Lao Tzu seems to be complaining not only about the emperor, but also about the entire officialdom.
Thinking of this, Yun Yu smiled and said:
"Grass people, grass people really can't, after all, I'm a market, and I can't go to the main hall."
After looking at him for a while, the emperor suddenly retracted his gaze and said with a smile:
"They are not engaged in production, they have nothing to do all day, they find someone to fight when they want to fight, they go to collect protection money when they have no money, and occasionally on a whim, they can pretend to be good men, help the government arrest criminals, provide information and so on."
"Let me ask you, isn't this kind of life comfortable? Just give me an emperor, Lao Tzu is not rare, I would rather be a splasher! ”
Speaking of this, he paused, and asked with a smile on the corner of his mouth:
"But what did you say?"
King Qi was completely shocked at this time, this kid really dared to say it, he didn't need to ask to know, this must have come from Yun Yu's mouth.
Yun Yu was in a cold sweat at the moment, he didn't expect the emperor's memory to be so good, as soon as he heard this, it came from his own mouth, although he forgot what he said yesterday, but he always had an impression.
"This ...... The grass people drank a lot yesterday, and some of them can't remember clearly, maybe, maybe, probably, probably the grass people said it......"
"Humph! You can't remember, but I'm here to tell you, that's what you said yesterday! You are very arrogant, my officials, including the throne, have become the most bitter, tiring and disdainful position in your mouth, and you yearn for this spurned by the people. ”
"Poof~"
King Qi couldn't help it, he could see that the emperor didn't mean to blame Yun Yu, but only meant to beat.
This Yun Yu actually yearns for splashing skin, and he doesn't want to be an official, but the mud can't support the wall.
But that's what he thinks, this kid is really wonderful.
When Yun Yu heard the emperor say this, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it was obvious that this was not to blame, and he had no intention of pursuing responsibility.
So he boldly said:
"Your Majesty, it's not that the grass people are not self-motivated, but I'm really not that material, I'm suitable to be a little splash in the market, I can't do the work of you and your courtiers. I didn't lie yesterday, I told the truth, ask myself, Your Majesty, you have been on the throne for so long, can you have an easy day? ”
"Boy, be careful!"
King Qi glared at Yun Yu angrily and shouted!
What can you say? Question the Emperor? Even if he, the king of Qi, is selective when he is the hard steel emperor, and that is also a tacit understanding between the monarch and the minister.
Usually, who would dare to question him in front of the emperor, let alone this kind of question.
Emperor, have you been working for so long, are you tired?
No one has ever dared to speak to the emperor like this, Yun Yu, it is really bold!
Yun Yu was taken aback by his roar, and then reacted instantly, this special mother is a feudal society, and what is in front of him is a real emperor.
Sensing that the other party had no killing intent, he was inevitably too relaxed, and he actually committed a big taboo without holding his mouth back.
You know, the emperor is a creature that has no friends or relatives, and he is moody, he can talk to you amiably one second, and the next second he can't do it because of any angry words that will raze your nine clans.
Surprisingly, the emperor did not get angry and angry, but waved his hand at the king of Qi and said with a light smile:
"It's okay, he's right, since I ascended the throne, I've been worried every day, and I've always been suspicious of my courtiers, and I've never had a day of ease."
"It's just a boy, but one thing you think wrong, although I am tired, I enjoy it, and it is not as painful as you say."
Yun Yu and King Qi both breathed a sigh of relief, and then Yun Yu's whole person relaxed, and he gave a sycophant.
"That's because Your Majesty is the one to whom Heaven is destined and the chosen one, so he is happy with all this. If you change to a grass farmer, you will feel a headache just thinking about it, and you will definitely not be able to cope with it. ”
When he said this, the smile became more and more intense.
"Boy, don't think that if you say two nice words to praise me, I will let you go! Didn't you say that your greatest skill is to make money? Then you help me think of a way to make money, if you do well, you will be rewarded, if you don't do well, you won't want to live in peace in the future. ”