Chapter 143: I can't tell if I have a mouth
"Come and sleep next to me, I'll explain to you!" I said it seriously.
What should be explained is still to be explained.
However, I had to think about what to say and what not to say.
How to say what should be said, how not to say it, and how to hide it.
"Then you wait for me for a while, I'm going to go over and change my pajamas, this dress is not good for sleeping!"
"You're here to change! Just like I admire it. ”
Her face turned red like a freshly ripe red apple.
"Uncle, you're getting worse and worse, you're really an old pervert! I'm ignoring you, I'm going over to change my clothes. She scolded delicately.
My stupid cat is shy.
"Aren't you looking for something on your own? Your things were originally good on my side, so you have to take them. ”
"It's different, my aunt's things are in my box, and you were taking a shower at the time, I don't take it, how can I get it."
She said and glared at me playfully, "Wait, I'll clean you up later!" ”
"It's not certain who will clean up whom!" I retort.
"I'm sure I'll clean you up!" She said and ran straight out the door.
Listening to the tone of her voice, I knew she wasn't angry.
I was lying on the bed, and if it weren't for the cat's inconvenience, I would have liked to see how she would clean me up.
Five minutes later, she was wearing a bright red short skirt-style pajamas with a white chubby beckoning cat on the front of the dress and a golden bell around the cat's neck.
When she wears it, she is very cute and has a unique flavor.
I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Stupid cat, when did you sell this dress?" ”
"I have nothing to do in the past two days, wandering around the Internet, and selling it when I see it."
"You've put a picture of yourself on it, right?"
She deliberately squinted at me, glared at me, jumped on the bed, got into my bed, and slapped me hard in the stomach.
"Uncle, if you are so annoying, and if you are so disobedient, I will hang your photo on my stomach, ward off evil spirits during the day, and contraception at night."
"Poof!" I laughed again, "I have a picture on your belly, that's fertility, not contraception." ”
"Whether it's contraception or fertility, it's all your kind anyway." She said as she slipped into my arms and leaned on my shoulder as usual.
She whispered tentatively: "Uncle, you ...... with Wan Xiyue yesterday"
She didn't finish, she couldn't go on.
I hugged her tighter with one hand, and grabbed her hand with the other: "Weiwei, I tell you seriously, nothing really happened to me and Wan Xiyue.
At that time, you called, and I was about to answer, and she snatched the phone. ”
Her expression instantly soothed, and she could see that the big stone in her heart had finally been put down.
In an instant, her face was filled with thick vinegar again, and she sneered: "Hehe! I knew she was doing it on purpose! ”
I was a little surprised: "You seem to know this tone for a long time." ”
"I didn't know it for a long time. I listened to her tone and I felt like she was deliberately angry with me, and I had been thinking about it last night. ”
"Fool!" I kissed her forehead, "Don't wait next time, go to bed early, there's no point." ”
"If you don't get angry with me, I'll sleep!
I tell you, you look at it, Wan Xiyue will definitely tell me the next time I meet you, you kept asking her last night, and asked for it several times. ”
I looked a little embarrassed: "Is it necessary?" ”
"If you don't believe it, look at it!"
I really don't believe what Ivy said.
She said angrily, "Not only that, but she may also ask me how many times you usually want me." If I say, you're seven times a night. She definitely said you were ten times a night. ”
"Jujiro!" My voice rose and I laughed, "You treat me as a machine, a perpetual motion machine!" ”
"Uncle, Wan Xiyue, that woman has to compare with everything. Just watch. ”
I have nothing to say.
"Uncle!" She frowned and looked at me very seriously, "Then again, how are you with Wan Xiyue." ”
"She came to the store to make trouble, I'll deal with everything, I don't believe you will ask Sister Yun later."
"How does Sister Yun know?"
Oops!
I shouldn't have said Sister Yun.
"You asked me to call Sister Yun yesterday, and she was dealing with Wan Xiyue's matter, so I asked her to come back to accompany you, and I will deal with it."
All right!
Can't say enough!
If you continue to talk about it, you will be asking for trouble.
"Then why didn't you tell me then?" She still didn't believe it.
"What is there to say about this kind of small thing, as soon as your uncle comes out, she will be cowardly." I hugged her tightly, "Stupid cat, I'm so tired, let's go to bed first!" ”
"Uncle, you're lying on your stomach in reverse."
"What are you going to do?"
"Hurry up!" She said and nudged my body, and I leaned over to it.
"Uncle, you always want me to be well-behaved and obedient, what about you? Why are you disobedient?
I told you to stay away from Wan Xiyue, but you just won't listen.
You see, when you are with other women, bad things always happen, last time you were with that Jiaojiao, your arm was injured, and this time with Wan Xiyue, your foot was injured again.
You're so mad at me!
If you don't obey again next time, I'll ......."
She uses a humorous, like a mother educating her son.
The tone of her voice sounded like she didn't care on the surface, but in fact I could tell she was jealous.
"What are you?"
"I'll spank you and make you scream."
She said and slapped me, and said as she did, "Hear me, stay away from her, except me, away from all women." ”
My heart tightened: "Weiwei, there are some things, I think it's better for me to tell you in advance."
No matter who it is, I will never go beyond them anymore.
For now, I can't stay away from Wan Xiyue because there are still some things to do. However, I am very serious to tell you, Wan Xiyue and I will never have a man or a woman. ”
"Uncle, you're really angry with me. As soon as I finished speaking, you were angry with me, you were annoyed, annoyed. She said as she lifted the covers and spanked me hard.
I'll go!
She's really fighting!
I couldn't cry or laugh in an instant, this girl was getting more and more like a big child.
Hit it, hit it!
Let her beat her, and it's good to be done.
Let her fight, straightforward, is easier than I want to break my head and think of some sweet words to make her happy.
She hit for a while and said angrily: "Don't fight, annoying, sleep!" ”
She rolled over and turned her back to me.
I know she's jealous and uncomfortable, but she can't help herself, and I can't explain it to her now.
I put my arms around her from behind and held her tenderly in my arms.
She turned over: "Uncle, you are bullying me." ”
"How did I bully you!"
"You bullied me and didn't want to leave you, so you deliberately got angry with me and asked you not to do it, what do you have to do!"
I hugged her tightly and kissed her softly on the lips, and she bit my lower lip hard, but I didn't let go, but hugged her tighter.