Chapter 144: The Little Milk Dog and the Sticky Cat

Sometimes men and women don't talk too much, it's wrong to talk too much, and too much talk is water.

Always swap roles in conquering and being conquered.

Just need to measure whether she has you in her heart.

With you, you win 80%.

The remaining 20%, and there is no need to say anything.

"Gentle force" is the best weapon to conquer her, and the best way to solve all problems.

When she is angry, she struggles to resist.

However, it is useless to resist, the body is more honest than the deeds.

I don't know, how long the kiss lasted.

She gasped and gently pushed me away, her voice having a unique feminine coquettishness: "Uncle, you can't do this, you make me ......

No, I can't stand it anymore!

You're so annoyed! I can't wait for my body to be convenient, hate! ”

Her face was flushed with a drunken flush, and she was extremely delicate.

The woman is like a bottle of wine, the appearance is wrapped in a wine bottle, cold, and cold.

A good bottle of wine, after opening the bottle, must be fragrant, savor, only those who have tasted it know how "worth savoring".

"If it weren't for my inconvenience, I would have asked you to hand over all the public grain, squeeze you dry, and see if you dare to go out and provoke flowers." There was a thick domineering in her coquettish voice.

I took her into my arms: "Sleep! Wait until it's convenient for you! ”

She slipped into my arms again and, as usual, became a well-behaved kitten that liked to cling to me.

I put my arms around her, feeling extremely tired, and fell into a deep sleep.

I slept very deeply this night, and when I opened my eyes, the cat was still asleep in my arms, what it was before I slept, and what it is now.

She breathed evenly and seemed to be sleeping soundly.

I looked at the clock on the wall, it was past three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was almost four o'clock.

I looked at her in my arms again, her little face was red, so cute, I really wanted to take a bite.

I poked her nose lightly, but there was no response.

I pushed the tip of her nose, and the folds on the bridge of her nose were piled up like a pig's nose, and I couldn't help but laugh.

Draw a tiger on my face?

I'll turn you into a pig while you're asleep.

Hahaha!

I couldn't help but laugh again.

She rolled over, and I hurriedly withdrew my hand.

I saw that she didn't respond, and continued to fall asleep.

I started pushing the tip of her nose again......

"Uncle! Believe it or not, I'll bite your finger off. She said in a cold voice.

I was about to withdraw my hand when she opened her mouth and bit my finger.

I teased her again: "When did the cat become a dog and bite someone!" ”

She pounced on me, lay on top of me, and looked at me seriously: "Whether it's a cat or a dog, anyway, you're all mine!" If I were a cat, you would be a cat, and if I were a dog, you would be a dog. ”

Before, what she said was that it was all yours anyway.

Now, the other way around, I'm hers.

I picked her nose: "Wrong! You're a cat, I'm a tiger, you're a dog, I'm a wolf, it's either a cat or a canine anyway, but I'm higher in rank than you. Otherwise, I wouldn't be an uncle. ”

"Then you don't want to be an uncle, be a little milk dog."

"What?" My voice rose slightly.

"Then when I was fine, I wrote a novel called "Uncle Gao Leng Was Turned into a Little Milk Dog by Me"!"

"Then I'll write a book "Big Stars Were Turned into Sticky Cats by Me"!"

Ai Weiwei's face suddenly sank, and she said dejectedly: "I don't know, I still have a chance to become a big star." ”

"Definitely!" I said with certainty, "If you are not feeling well these days, you will rest in the hotel first, and after two days when you are well, we will open a company." ”

She rolled off of me and sat on the bed: "Uncle! It's not that easy to become a big star. Even if there is a company, the operation team is needed to pull resources, and even if there are resources, there must be singing.

Now the competition in the entertainment industry is very strong, not only can you sing, but also be able to write songs and songs, and it is best to become a singer-songwriter.

It's not enough to become a singer-songwriter, you also have to shoot commercials, films, and movies......

If you want to meet the tastes of young people, you have to be on variety shows.

I feel like I have a big head when I think about it, and I feel like unless I'm Superman, I can't do that much. ”

I touched her head: "Things haven't started yet, what do you want to do so much!"

I don't think many celebrities are good at it now, filming or singing, you are proficient in the same, and the rest is auxiliary. ”

She muttered, "If I make a comeback, I will definitely be so busy that I don't have time to sleep every day." ”

She pounced again: "Uncle, if I go to be busy, you have to think about me every day, don't think about other women, don't steal food." ”

It turns out that I just said so much because I was afraid that I would empathize and say goodbye.

"Good! Rest assured, I only eat cat meat. ”

"Nasty!" She pinched my waist gently.

"But uncle, it's really hard to make a comeback now, someone like me who is too angry, I have to think of a brilliant way to attract the audience's attention, and I must be an instant hit. Otherwise, my peers know that I am going to make a comeback, and they may be even more suppressed. ”

"Do you have any ideas?"

"When I debuted before, I relied on my father's capital, and I always wanted to be a powerful star, so I had to find a strong boss in the industry to plan it."

Avrilvi has a point.

Interlacing is like separating mountains, the industry is different, and the means of operation are also different.

I quickly filtered it in my mind, and I knew people who could be related to the entertainment industry.

"Do you have the right person?"

"There is basically no suitable candidate, generally speaking, you can find a popular star to bring it, so that you can take advantage of his traffic. However, he will also be scolded by his fans, as if you robbed their boyfriend.

There is also to participate in singing competitions, lower your posture, or go to a variety show with a lot of traffic, and some influential art festivals can also be.

However, these are secondary, the most important thing is to have your own works, sing different things, have your own style, and act deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. ”

As I listened to her, I began to have a plan in my head, and I said that half a day was how to promote myself.

"Forget it! I can't figure it out for a while. Uncle, I'm hungry, let's order something to eat. ”

"Gluttonous cat!"

"Uncle, the people live on food. I want to eat hot pot, but there is no hot pot in the hotel. ”

"Order takeout and bring it to your room."

"Okay! My uncle really loves me. ”

I was about to pick up the phone when suddenly, my phone rang.

I saw that it was Wan Xiyue calling.

Did she ask me if I was safe.

I was hesitating when Avrilvi snatched the phone from my hand, looking like she had finally caught her chance for revenge.

She answered and said very arrogantly: "Miss Wan, what are you looking for my husband!" ”

"Ai Weiwei, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, let him answer the phone, I have something urgent to find him."

"He's not available to answer your call." Avrilly said impatiently.

"Brainless girl, not everyone is like you, just thinking about sleeping with a man one day. I'll tell you again, if you don't let him answer the phone, how much loss Wanbao Zhai has today, I will let Yawenxuan repay it tenfold. ”

As soon as I heard it, this tone was wrong, something must have happened to Wanbao Zhai.

I snatched the phone from Ai Weiwei's hand: "Miss Wan, I'm Gao Yang, what's wrong." ”