Chapter 078: Making Something Out of Nothing
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From Li Kui's gaze, Xu Chunli actually saw that she was confused, puzzled, and even a kind of absurdity, and she angrily slapped the long case. The thick wooden planks could not withstand the scourge of the strong woman, and the dishes on the desk clanged.
"Li Kui, what kind of expression is this kid?" Xu Chunli said angrily, despising her in her territory, is this kid tired and crooked?
In the back kitchen of this county government, she kills chickens if she wants, kills geese when she wants to kill geese, and even kills pigs, which is a very murderous existence. Li Kui, this guy is not afraid?
Well, she admitted that Li Kui had killed the tiger.
But what she didn't know was that Li Kui had successfully killed the bandits and was officially promoted to butcher.
It's also strange to say, there is one in Baizhang Village, and the clansmen who went to attack Niubei Mountain were all in good spirits with blood on their hands, as if they had done a great thing, and they couldn't find them at all because of nightmares and fears.
But Li Dalang, who was the only one who didn't kill anyone, had nightmares every day after returning home, which made Li Kui speechless. The screams coming out of his house in the middle of the night can scare himself into a cold sweat. What made him even more angry was that their room was only separated by a gable. Angry, Li Kui wanted to get up and rush to Li Dalang's room to beat this cowardly bastard, but thinking of Li Dalang's appearance, he softened, this product is unlucky enough, forget it, don't bully him recently.
With this guts, how could Li Dalang be a good match for Xu Chunli.
Li Kui knew that this pair would not succeed, and said with a bitter face: "Sister, I'm just worried about my sister!" According to your standards, except for the soldiers in the army, or the strongmen in the mountains, I'm afraid no one is worthy of you. ”
Xu Chunli said arrogantly: "How can a thief match an army? It's even worse for a strong man, my sister is a responsible person. ”
Li Kui muttered: "If you say that you are a proper person, there are basically few existences that keep to yourself." ”
The old patriarch often said that the village was full of people, but when robbing the bandits, one was more attentive than the other. If it weren't for the old patriarch who controlled the financial power of the clan, most of these people would have rebelled. The last time it was also black and black, looking for a few soft persimmons among the bandits, and pinching and exploding. By the way, he put the bandits' ill-gotten gains in his pocket.
Xu Chunli raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Li Kui, you listen to me." Immediately, now, immediately go and explain it to my father, just say that your eldest brother thinks he is not worthy of me, and he doesn't have that mind. ”
"Don't you think it's strange? If Uncle Xu hadn't met my brother and had no contact, would you think he would force you to go on a blind date with him? Of course, it doesn't matter if you see each other, there is no matchmaker's words, no parents' orders, it's all in vain. Uncle Xu is still sympathetic to the people in the room, and allows you to meet my brother, if you suddenly let you marry without mentioning it in black and white, you will have no place to cry. Besides, you don't think my brother can make it. But what if my eldest brother thinks you're good and agrees? ”
Li Kuizhen is not speculating, but saying a possibility. Li Dalang is very useless, and even his mother Zhang dislikes it. But the problem is that this guy has recently learned to stammer, especially an old man like Xu Bo who usually talks softly and drizzly, and it is easy to please him.
Forget it in front of the third uncle, in the village, even the little kid in open crotch pants, looking at Li Dalang's eyes is full of contempt floating on the top of his head, and no one will value him.
Especially after this thing was bullied by the half-grown children in the village, he would threaten viciously: "Let my brother beat you!" ”
However, it is useless to say this, because it is a bear child in Baizhang Village who will cross his waist and scare Li Dalang's threat back: "Do you think that if you don't tell the second brother, we will not be beaten by the second brother?" ”
"The second brother beats people to see the mood."
"We were beaten by the second brother, so we came to beat you out of anger!"
The reason is strong, anyway, Li Dalang has no sense of existence in the village. Half-grown children will think that they are unlucky here in Li Kui and find a way back from Li Dalang.
Baizhang Village likes men who are as hard as stones, and Li Dalang is soft as a cotton ball, and any person can rub them. In front of the third uncle, if he didn't kick him twice, it was also for Li Kui's sake that he cheapened him.
Li Kui had to explain to Xu Chunli: "Uncle Xu is different, he is old, and unfortunately he has no son, only one daughter. He wants to find a son-in-law who is as hard as a stone for his retirement, this is not to find a home for his daughter and to rely on himself. It's that I can't get along with myself, and the old one is impatient and wants to die. ”
"Uncle Xu likes Li Dalang's soft temperament, a man with a better heart, his daughter can hold it, and he can rely on it."
"Everyone's needs are different, and Xu Bo can't be blamed for advocating without permission. The main reason is that he has reached his current age and has to think about the future. He can't always follow the teacher, right? You can't go to the old house to support the elderly like the owner, right? It's inconvenient to be a housekeeper again, and it's annoying. ”
Xu Chunli retorted: "But I can raise him!" ”
Li Kui said disdainfully: "But he not only has to be raised, but also has to tease his grandson, can you give him a grandson alone?"
Xu Chunli patted Li Kui's head in annoyance, and said angrily: "Hugh is talking nonsense, which is bad for my innocence." ”
But then, Xu Chunli was stunned, she found that her father did have such plans. What makes her even more aggrieved is that when she is older, her temper is also rising, Xu Bo is a kind person outside, but he looks down on her more and more like an enemy. If she obeys her father's wishes, she will be able to suffocate to death. But if he doesn't follow his father's wishes, Uncle Xu can stretch his face every day, and when he is in a bad mood, he can pretend to be a chagrin to show her.
Dear Daddy!
Fat Chun's heart is helpless, and he really can't be provoked.
However, after glancing at Li Kui, she felt that there might be a way for this little bad thing. Since Li Kui was able to analyze Xu Bo's mind so thoroughly, he naturally had a way to resolve Xu Bo's unrealistic thoughts.
Fat Chun smiled and took out a bowl of steamed pork from the cage drawer, put the prepared meat sauce plate aside, squeezed his eyebrows and winked at Li Kui and said: "Li Kui, you kid has a lot of bad thoughts, and you have a bad stomach, help my sister think of a way to let my father die of that heart." ”
Quack, quack, quack
Boom Boom
Li Kui quickly pulled the millet rice, as soon as the chopsticks stretched out, the fat and thin steamed pork hung on the chopsticks as if it was sprang up, dipped in meat sauce, sucked, and a big mouthful of oil and water overflowed from the corners of his mouth.
Xu Chunli was angry, she spoke kindly, Li Kui, this kid was still addicted to eating, snatched the meat bowl and said: "If you don't pay attention to your sister, you won't have to eat this meat today, and you won't have to eat it in the future." ”
Li Kui wiped the corners of his mouth and asked, "Sister, are there any good ones?" If there is, bring it to Xu Bo to take a look, make sure that he has no ideas, and only be happy. ”
"If I had one, I would still be able to give you an idea?" Xu Chunli was annoyed.
Li Kui touched his chin and thought about it, and after only a while, he came up with a solution: "Sister, you can only use a plan out of nothing." ”
"Out of nothing?" Xu Chunli was stunned, she was just a cook, where did she know how to plan? But listening to Li Kui, it was really a bit reliable, and the expectation suddenly rose: "Say it quickly!" ”