Chapter 079: Too Idle
With Fat Chun's straightforward personality, Li Kui really didn't dare to let Li Dalang marry her.
Don't say anything else, let's just say that at home, Li Dalang can't live the days when he is looked down on by his mother in every way. If it was once or twice, she might be able to endure it, but after a long time, she had to fight.
It's not good for him to be caught in the middle to help anyone, of course, he must help the old lady!
But the problem is that he can't even bother to beat Li Dalang; Beat Fat Chun, I'm afraid he really can't do it, he doesn't beat women. Besides, Fat Chun is not bad, it's just not suitable for their family. Even if Li Dalang is really tempted, he will beat the mandarin ducks, and he has never lived the days of restless home, and he never wants to experience it again.
As for giving Fat Chun an idea, it's simple, and the nonsense comes as soon as he opens his mouth: "To make something out of nothing means to say something that doesn't exist as if it's a real thing, so that people can believe it." ”
"Oh, tell me quickly, what the hell should I do, I'm in a hurry." Xu Chunli looked impatient, obviously being troubled by Xu Bo, and everyone was about to become a demon.
Li Kui smiled evilly: "Doesn't Uncle Xu dislike you for not having a favorite?" Just find him one. ”
"I want to find it, and I still need to grind with you here?" Xu Chunli rolled her eyes impatiently, she was in a hurry to go to the doctor, why would the happiness of her life make a half-grown child come up with an idea, Li Kui is just fourteen years old, and his hair may not grow up, can he still understand this? Although she has a nickname of 'Fat Spring', she is not stupid at all, she is just too lazy to use her brain to think about things.
But Li Kui didn't care about Fat Chun's white eyes, and he didn't even mean to reason with her at all, but rather doubted the contempt of the other party's IQ: "You are stupid, no, can't you just make up one?" ”
"Make one up?" The expression on Xu Chunli's face was rich, from the weirdness at the beginning to the ecstasy later, as if Li Kui pointed out a bright road for her, allowing her to see hope and beauty. Crossing his waist, he suddenly laughed: "Hahaha...... If you really have you, Li Kui, I will say that you have a bad stomach, and you will definitely be able to figure out a way. Tell my sister about it, what kind of blind is it? ”
Li Kui just picked up the rice bowl, and was stunned by Fat Chun's reaction, can't lie? Are you still a woman?
He has shown the way to Fat Chun, as long as he goes down this road, he can abuse Xu Bo who wants to die and want to die, such an easy thing, and let him help? Li Kuizhen didn't know whether to say that Fat Chun was simple or stupid.
"Let's just say that you like a scholar, his family is very poor, and it is not easy to support him to study, and then you are kind and silently support his dream. He promised you that when the gold list is inscribed in the future, it will be the night of candles in your cave room. The most recent provincial exam is this year, but unfortunately your lover didn't get the chance to solve the exam, and then you sponsored him to go to the capital to take the Taixue exam, and he was lucky to be admitted. ”
"Think about it, seven or eight hundred miles from the capital and Yizhou, Xu Bo can't fly over even if he has wings, right? Fooling you with this method will keep you clean for at least three years. ”
Li Kui's method seems to be very operational, but Fat Chun just doesn't like to use her brain, and when she cooks, she is afraid that the laziest thing in her body is her brain.
Xu Chunli said eagerly: "What about age? What about physiognomy? What about origin? Who else is in the house? ”
Li Kui opened his mouth and said in his heart: This is nonsense, sister, how can you take this as a real thing? had no choice but to think about Fat Chun: "Three years younger than you, you look ordinary, your father is too handsome." There is an old lady in the family, the elder brother, simply, accompanied him to the capital to beg for a living. By the way, this requires a lot of money, how much money do you have for your own home? ”
"It's less than a thousand, it's more than nine hundred." Fat Chun said with a big grin, not caring at all about the meaning of this money to an ordinary person.
Li Kui lamented in his heart, the rich woman is spring, and the little scholar is supported, and this story is complete.
"Your private money isn't gold, is it?"
Xu Chunli rolled her eyes and said, "I want to, but there must be a place to change!" ”
Forget it, Li Kui didn't care and said: "Find someone to exchange it for gold for you, and the exchange for the transaction will also be successful, just to make it easy to hide, so that Xu Bo can't find it." He really believed that you had a crush on a scholar, and then he was determined to support him with all the money to study. It is estimated that such a large amount of money, Xu Bo has to go back to his heart painfully. With such a big investment, if he didn't count on it, he would probably not be reconciled. It can only be left to your temperament. Is this called losing red eyes? ”
"It's really you, sister, I can finally sleep peacefully." However, Fat Chun suddenly looked at Li Kui and was stunned, and then laughed again, laughing to death, unable to straighten his waist, pointing at Li Kui and saying, "How do I feel that scholar is like you!" ”
Li Kui was stunned, his heart tightened, he wouldn't let himself get into it, right?
However, Li Kui is a person who has seen the world after all, and suddenly restrained the smile on his face, as if he was saying something very cautious: "If you are not married in twenty years, and I am not married, the two of us will live together, right?" ”
Fat Chun was stunned, a hint of blush and shyness appeared on her face, and then her face turned red, she was a woman after all, and she was still a grumpy cook who was biased towards literature and art, and was stunned by the scene designed by Li Kui. After a long time, he shuddered: "You don't have thoughts about me, do you?" ”
"Nope." Li Kui's calm eyes couldn't see a trace of flaws.
"Without you talking nonsense, if I ......" Fat Chun hesitated, not knowing how to say the whole sentence.
The corners of Li Kui's mouth raised slightly, and he asked with a smile; "If you dare to marry, I will dare to marry."
Where can Fat Chun stand such verbal teasing, the sturdy cook's hands are not hands at this time, and her feet are not feet, and there is almost no place to put them. Stomping his feet and fleeing in a panic, the one who escaped seemed to have tripped over the threshold and almost fell under the cloister. Li Kui looked at Fat Chun's back and said to himself: "Sample, fight with me?" ”
Xu Chunli reacted after going out, if she couldn't get married after 20 years, wouldn't she become an unsalable old virgin in the unsalable, more terrifying than an old widow? She couldn't wait to go back to find Li Kui's bad luck, but when she remembered Li Kui's eyes just now, her heart was pounding, which made people panic. Forget it, let go of this stinky boy, it's important to stabilize Daddy first.
Li Kui smashed his mouth, reminiscing about Fat Chun's reaction just now, and chewed on a different taste. Fat Chun's appearance just now seems to be different from the past, full of woman-like appearance. Li Kui pondered, could he really subconsciously have this crazy thought, he frightened himself, and decided to eat two more bowls of rice to suppress the shock.
After eating and drinking, Li Kui went to the study again.
Zhou Yuan didn't care about the food on the side, but worked hard to write on the side. Li Kui didn't let him raise his eyelids when he entered the room, as if he had a twist in his heart, and he was comfortable until he poured out.
After a cup of tea, Zhou Yuan was refreshed, pushed a large piece of paper full of fly-headed letters forward, and said: "Li Kui, this is your study task for the second half of the month, go and take a look!" ”
Li Kui bowed down and took the big paper, he was stunned, he glanced at Zhou Yuan, who was eating slowly, his eyes fell on the paper, his head was dizzy but he didn't dare to speak. The seventeenth chapter of the Analects is memorized and executed; One hundred poems of the Book of Songs, along with a volume of the Book of Songs, do not require exegesis, but require recitation. Among the many contents, the content of self-cultivation is focused on by Zhou Yuan, especially the article in the "Book of Shang", which has the most stringent requirements. So much content, this must be a dead man!
When Zhou Yuan finished eating, he dared to ask; "Teacher, is there a mistake, this should be three months of learning! Why is it only half a month? ”
Zhou Yuan took the teapot from the charcoal stove, poured himself a bowl, took two sips leisurely, raised his eyes to look at the beams of the house, and said quietly: "I think you are too idle as a teacher." ”