As it turns out, there is still a need to turn back when it's time to turn back.

Especially the dying people.

Zhang Youzhi and the man in the trench coat sat on the children's seat of KFC and began to talk about the price.

Zhang Youzhi cut off the "Scenery Funeral", "Haitian Top Cemetery", "At the funeral, there was a team of mysterious men in suits and sunglasses who drove an unlicensed high-end car and held a black umbrella and looked at the cemetery from afar", "Ten years after his death, three tons of gold ingots were burned every year on the Qingming Festival", "The blonde girl cried for seven days in a row", "Two pregnant women with big bellies quarreled at the funeral and fought for family property", and several other useless options.

The price dropped to forty-nine thousand eight.

It's still too expensive, he only has 80,000 yuan in his hand, and he keeps a little for his parents and girlfriend, at most 20,000 yuan, and 20,000 yuan will be used to extend his life for the remaining two months.

This one-stop service should be taken down within 10,000 yuan.

Zhang Youzhi, who was holding a signature pen, crossed out after careful consideration: "When confessing the death message to the family, the mysterious staff will be used to tell the family that he 'died in the line of duty', plus a plaque, pennant and a large number of condolences." "This one.

When you confess to death after four or five years, you can just say that you are dead from cancer, and you don't have to engage in these false things. Parents are not vain people, they just live quietly.

The price dropped to thirty-nine thousand eight.

Zhang Youzhi began to carefully re-read the beautiful business introduction sheet.

Zhang Youzhi noticed such a service, which was written about husband and wife, couples, affairs, and illegitimate child relationships.

Zhang Youzhi has no affair, let alone any illegitimate children. But he has a girlfriend who loves him very much, and if there is anything else in this world that Zhang Youzhi can't give up, then it's her.

The price for this service is 6888, but there is only one sentence about the specific introduction of the service.

"Properly deal with the emotions of a widow or fiancée so that she does not suffer from extreme grief for a long time."

Zhang Youzhi pointed to this article with a pen and asked No. 2.

No. 2 is the salesman of the white company, and the business order in his hand is marked with his company code, and he is still wearing sunglasses at this time.

"What does this mean?"

Literally, it means to let your girlfriend get out of the sad mood quickly, and we will also insure her and protect your girlfriend as much as possible in terms of financial risks. We didn't earn these 6,800 yuan blindly, and you are satisfied. Number Two was still wearing his sunglasses, and he was slowly eating his fries.

No tomato sauce packets.

Zhang Youzhi was very concerned about this, and took the initiative to ask: "How do you let her get out of her sadness quickly, my parents can deceive, but she can't, you can't deceive her, you must tell her the truth from the beginning." ”

"Okay, this is the customer's request, we can do it, as for the way to get her out of the sadness, the company has three quite mature routes."

Number Two pinched the fries with his fingers and paused slightly, and continued.

"Article 1: Arrange for our company's relationship expert to fall in love with your girlfriend, we will review your girlfriend's emotional state and psychological expectation tendencies, and select the most suitable relationship expert for your girlfriend to get out of the sadness.

From approaching your girlfriend, to dating, to leaving your girlfriend, the process will take about three months, and if your girlfriend recovers quickly, our relationship experts will withdraw in an orderly manner within a month.

This is the most effective and prudent of the three routes, and it is also the result of repeated adjustments by the company's mental experts based on real-life cases. ”

"I know what you're worried about, but I guarantee with the life of our boss that our relationship specialists are highly trained and will never have any excessive physical contact with your girlfriend during their work, and the physical contact is limited to 'hugging', not even kissing.

At the same time, our love experts will also teach your girlfriend how to identify scumbags and how to tear green tea for free during this time. How to use your appearance and personality advantages to open a way to live in this cannibalistic society.

If necessary, our relationship experts will also teach your girlfriend a lot of common sense of life, such as how to see a doctor by herself, how to apply for insurance, how to take out a loan, how to buy a house and car, how to manage money, etc., in short, after this service, your girlfriend can not only get out of the grief of your accidental death, but also prevent her from being taken advantage of by other bad guys. ”

"I highly recommend ticking this service." Number Two is a real opening.

Frankly speaking, Zhang Youzhi felt a little uncomfortable when he heard this, he poured a sip of Coke, but his lungs suddenly burst and hurt.

Zhang Youzhi trembled and picked up a morphine and barely aimed at the vein in his wrist, but No. 2 quickly snatched the syringe and handed him a pain reliever from his own company.

For such medicine, No. 2 gave him ten.

After swallowing the medicine, Zhang Youzhi coughed a few more times, but the painful feeling had disappeared.

Zhang Youzhi suddenly felt that he had become completely healthy, and any terminal stage of cancer was fake, he clenched his fists and quickly let go.

"In a short period of time, you can drink Coke and exercise vigorously, but the time limit will not exceed six hours, and you can buy this drug for a thousand yuan a piece." Number Two shrugged his shoulders, as if to laugh at the shamelessness of advertising at this time.

"What about the second and third, you continue." Zhang Youzhi waved his hand.

"The first route is the love route, and the second route is the friendship route. Our company will send dozens of friendship experts who are close to your girlfriend's age, the same personality, different genders, they will quickly make your girlfriend's peer network, and within a month, according to your girlfriend's feedback, some people will take the initiative to become your girlfriend's good friends. ”

"But be careful, there is a risk that the friendship route will be transformed into the love route, after all, it is difficult to say that there is such a thing as emotion. Once transformed, we can only be forced to switch to the love expert line.

Of course, we don't doubt the sincerity of your girlfriend's affection for you, we just have a high level of confidence in the quality of our staff. ”

"Surround your girlfriend with warm, pervasive friendship to alleviate her inner sadness to the greatest extent, but there is one thing you should face up to it: the second route is the route that our customers choose the most, but because of this, according to our internal data, the second route is not as effective as the first one, which can only relieve your girlfriend's pain one-sidedly, but cannot fill the real inner void of your girlfriend.

At the end of our service hours, your girlfriend may also have an emotional backlash in the face of sudden loneliness. You should understand how it feels like to be alone when your friend is not there. ”

"Unfortunately, because of the company's limited human resources, friendship experts can't stay by your girlfriend's side for a long time, and they will leave her under various excuses, such as working abroad, studying abroad, etc."

Zhang Youzhi rarely didn't speak, just listened quietly.

Number Two pressed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, he was most afraid of the despair of customers at work, but the sunglasses could effectively isolate this emotion.

Two continued to speak.

"The third is the career route, which requires a high security deposit, about 200,000 yuan. But don't worry, we will basically return the original amount of this money, but not to you, but to your girlfriend. ”

"As far as I know, your girlfriend teaches science at an ordinary elementary school in the county.

Salary + subsidy is about 4,300 per month, based on this reality, we will 'fake' a personnel transfer notice - in fact, it is not a forgery, our company does have a mature education system covering primary, junior and senior high schools. ”

"Our company will mobilize personal relationships, use high salaries as bait, and local elementary school principals as patrons to encourage and urge your girlfriend to change jobs to our private primary school.

During the 'one-year' assessment period in our primary school, your girlfriend will receive a high salary of more than 20,000 yuan per month, which mainly comes from your security deposit, and the rest is the salary we voluntarily pay. ”

"If your girlfriend is a good teacher, we will let her stay at our school and pay her the real salary of 20,000 yuan. It can be even higher. If not, we will also send her back to her school. ”

"Speaking of which, you can also understand that the career route really provides your girlfriend with a chance to take a leap forward in life, but correspondingly, we have achieved the original goal: to bring your girlfriend out of grief.

We will also let your girlfriend serve as a class teacher during the probationary period of that year, and leave a lot of work tasks, basically no long-term vacation, so that your girlfriend can forget the sadness in high-intensity work. We will select some temperament type students such as mucous and depressive for her.

The child is innocent, and we believe that this can also be effective in relieving your girlfriend's sadness. ”

Speaking of this, No. 2 subconsciously wanted to pinch the fries with his fingers, but found that the fries had already been eaten.

"High-intensity work will cause damage to her body." Zhang Youzhi hesitated.

"It's worth it compared to emotional pain, and our company will have a senior medical care worker, completely free of charge, which will minimize this risk.

Of course, in order to prevent your girlfriend from doing masochistic work in order to escape the pain, we will also take the initiative to stop her, and we are equipped with a mental health system of considerable quality to ensure the care and treatment of our employees. ”

"But there is a fatal flaw in the career path, please be aware: if your girlfriend is completely unable to adapt to our teaching work, or even complete the minimum work, she may even quit voluntarily.

We will deduct the corresponding loss of the 200,000 deposit - no more than 20%, and return the remaining principal to her in one lump sum. If she insists on asking where the money came from, we will also tell her the real facts, which will inevitably cause her a second irritation. ”

"The career route is also one of the quite effective routes, in a sense, the career route is even more effective and long-lasting than the love route, and its instability is correspondingly higher than the first two routes, please consider it carefully."

"And now, it's up to you."

Number Two finished speaking in one breath and leaned lightly on the backrest.

Zhang Youzhi felt that the man in front of him was squinting and smiling, but he was wearing sunglasses, Zhang Youzhi couldn't see it, and there was no evidence.

Zhang Youzhi sat there with an old god, staring at the scum of the french fries box, as if he was out of his mind.

Choose, what to choose?

Zhang Youzhi pulled his hair in pain.

He prefers to choose a career path, which is definitely a hard-won opportunity for his girlfriend who wants to get out of the mountains, and he believes that his girlfriend will definitely be able to seize this opportunity.

If his girlfriend still has any obsessions, in addition to loving Zhang Youzhi, it is to get out of the mountains of his hometown.

But Zhang Youzhi couldn't afford the deposit of 200,000 yuan, and he couldn't afford the deposit of 200,000 yuan even if he smashed the pot and sold iron.

Sold the house where your parents lived? He couldn't afford to take that risk.

Zhang Youzhi wanted to ask if the 200,000 deposit could be given on credit, so that the company could give his girlfriend a chance, but before he could speak, he saw the guy with sunglasses slowly shaking his head.

That means, no.

"Then let's go the love route."

Zhang Youzhi slumped heavily on the children's chair, like a dying old cat nesting on a tattered cardboard box.

"Okay, you don't have to be so pessimistic, our service is to support your real-time supervision."