"Okay, you don't have to be so pessimistic, our service is to support your real-time supervision."

Oh, overseer, what overseer? I am dead, and my soul can still float in the sky, can I see it?

Zhang Youzhi saw No. 2 nodding at himself inexplicably.

The two were silent for a while.

"38888's package, is this the final service you chose?" No. 2 subconsciously continued to grab fries, and grabbed another empty one.

"I'll see." Zhang Youzhi looked at it carefully, he wanted to see if he had spent any unjust money. If you can save a few thousand, you can save a thousand, even if you buy a dog and give it to your parents, it is better than doing all those useless flowers at your own funeral.

"What is my current funeral standard?" Zhang Youzhi asked.

"Excluding 'Scenic Burial', 'Sea and Sky Cemetery', and a few other options, the default funeral criteria you now have are:

1. The first-class public cemetery of Quanqing City

2. Within seven days of burial, there will be bits and pieces of people who will come to your tombstone to place and send flowers.

3. Tribute, wine, candy, paper money. These things will last for seven days.

4. On the day of burial, a complete family will be matched - father, mother, young son, young wife, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, father-in-law, and three or five friends will take turns to visit you at the grave.

Crying when necessary, of course, these are disguised by our staff. ”

Fifth, the tombstone is engraved with a QR code about your life, others can know your life by scanning it, this is our new software. It's still in beta, you can try it for free, your life is relatively simple, and it won't take up much memory on our servers.

6. Network trace elimination service: completely remove all traces of you on the Internet. Whether it's a visit to a bad website, a weird comment, or an anonymous answer from Zhihu, you can delete it from the root. Even if you secretly write an online article behind your girlfriend's back, we can completely eliminate it from the Internet.

7. Online game account hosting: Sell or help you continue to operate until it is delivered to your designated friends or descendants at a specific time.

8. No open flames can be set off in the Quanqing City Cemetery, and we will burn paper money for you for seven consecutive days in a specific area.

9. Basic etiquette related to the urban burial process. Please note that in response to the call for simplicity in red and white matters, the effects of its programs such as blowing, pulling, playing, singing, and crying are only for rural areas. ”

Zhang Youzhi was silent for a moment.

"I myself am a staunch materialist, I don't believe in ghosts and gods, I don't need to burn paper after death or anything, and I don't need strangers to come to my grave for group sightseeing. So I don't need any of the above services. ”

"Wait, I'll keep the sixth." Zhang Youzhi spoke again after careful consideration.

No. 2 was surprised: "Mr. Zhang, don't you even need a cemetery?" We can also lower the standard of the cemetery, the cheapest cemetery is the hill in your village, only 1000 yuan. ”

"No, just help me find a ditch after burning." Zhang Youzhi smiled.

No. 2 glanced at him with admiration, although Zhang Youzhi couldn't see this admiring look.

"I'll throw it into the sea for you, Quanqing City is near the sea, and I'll check how much it costs to scatter ashes in the sea...... Well, sixty dollars, our company will give you free of it, help sprinkle you into the sea. ”

"Come out of the crematorium, find the nearest ditch and scatter it. I won't bother you. Zhang Youzhi smiled bitterly.

…

"The price of your current package is 12888, except for your girlfriend and your parents, the other standards are pressed to the lowest."

No. 2 lasted for a long time, crying and laughing.

"Well, it's good, I'll sweep you and you sweep me?" Zhang Youzhi said softly.

"Don't you need to consult with the person you designated?"

"Just because you've been talking nonsense with me here for more than an hour, you don't need to discuss anything anymore."

"Well, no need to scan the code, we will make a special link to your bank card, please ensure that the bank card reserves a deposit of 12,888 yuan when you die, and the contract will automatically take effect after your death." If the money is not enough, the contract will be deemed invalid, and you can sign it first. ”

Under the instructions of No. 2, Zhang Youzhi wrote his name on the contract column of the business introduction sheet full of ticks and crosses.

"Sign one here too." Xu Kongzheng pointed to the blank area to the right of the "Supervision Regulations" next to him.

Zhang Youzhi did not doubt him, and wrote his name for the second time.

No. 2 suddenly stood up solemnly and said to Zhang Youzhi again.

"Due to the requirements of the company's rules and regulations, I would like to take the initiative to remind you: you have the right to read the supervision regulations, do you want to read them?"

"No, you don't." Zhang Youzhi waved his hand.

Supervision regulations? I'm dead and still supervising a fart.,The insider set it up to be small.,I've already checked the company.,This is a super white company well-known at home and abroad.,Good reputation.。

As for why I only heard about this company today, it may be because I have never paid attention to this company.

After all, I didn't expect to leave in such a hurry.

"Happy cooperation, Mr. Zhang, this is my business card, if you need to buy analgesics or have other demands, you can call me."

No. 2 took off his sunglasses and solemnly stretched out his right hand to Zhang Youzhi.

Zhang Youzhi found out that this person was white and thin, and although he looked tall, he seemed to be able to blow away in one breath, and the little girl should like this type very much.

After shaking hands with this cold hand, Zhang Youzhi walked out of KFC without looking back.

This time it's really not going back.

After Zhang Youzhi walked away, the No. 2 put on his sunglasses again, slowly paced to the bar, and then leaned on the platform, like a silver old hairtail wrapped in a black cloth and pickled.

"Warm a glass of Coke and ask for a plate of fries." Number Two said lazily.

"Please scan the code to order."

……

More than half of the six-hour drug effect had passed, and Zhang Youzhi was already feeling a little dizzy at this time, knowing that the metastatic cancer cells were eroding his underdeveloped brain.

My parents are in the county, my girlfriend is also in the county, and only I am still in the company in Quanqing City.

Like the resignation in the TV series, Zhang Youzhi held a square cardboard box, which was neatly stuffed with his miscellaneous belongings - a book, a mouse, a keyboard, a big orange, a water cup, a cushion, and a big red envelope.

The red envelope was stuffed to him by a female boss who appreciated him very much, and it was very thick, estimated to be as thick as fifty days' salary.

But there are also some things he left here, such as the pot of cactus balls that never grow thorns.

After the desk was cleaned up, a young man who couldn't wait sat in Zhang Youzhi's place with his work box in his arms, and Zhang Youzhi turned around and nodded approvingly at him.

The young man embarrassedly called out to his senior.

Zhang Youzhi instructed him to take care of his bald cactus.

My location is close to the window, close to the air conditioner, and it is also diagonally opposite the boss's office, which is a good location for easy fishing.

Young people, that's how it should be, learn to touch fish.

If you can't touch the fish, it's good to touch the cactus.

Colleagues who have a good relationship also asked one after another why they left suddenly, Zhang Youzhi defended that he wanted to return to his hometown and marry his girlfriend who had been in love for five years, and he would stay in the county seat as a teacher in the future.

This ushered in a voice of praise and blessings, and some male colleagues were clamoring for candy - Zhang Youzhi really took out a large handful of candy from his pocket and sent it to everyone.

Female colleagues also cast envious glances one after another, and most of the colleagues who have been overworked for a long time still have dark circles under their eyes at this time, but they did not hide the envy from the bottom of their hearts.

Zhang Youzhi held the box and passed by a girl's seat, this girl tied her head with a ball, and continued to run intently, Zhang Youzhi had the heart to tell this junior who he had brought up, opened his mouth, and sighed again.

She didn't want to see herself off, and she couldn't say anything more.

In this way, in the blessing of a group of animal scrollers, Zhang Youzhi left the company that had stayed for three years with his small world.

"Jiajia, why don't you get up and send Brother Zhi off?"

"Huh? Brother Zhi is gone? Oops, I just ran the map and didn't notice, I'll send him a message. ”

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