The Bodhisattva gave him a blank look and said, "Who let you rob him?" Isn't it popular in your human world to cross now, why don't you just cross over?"

The more he listened, the more wrong he became, and said: "Bodhisattva, although you are very merciful and compassionate, I haven't heard that you still teach people how to pick up girls, there must be something behind this, you don't say that I won't go." ”

The Bodhisattva frowned, sighed, and said, "You're clever!

"There are six realms of gods, namely the Eastern Buddha realm, the Indian Vedic realm, the Semitic divine realm, the Olympian divine realm, the Egyptian divine realm, and the Norse divine realm. You say it's the most prosperous now?"

"Of course, it's our Eastern Buddhism and Taoism realm. As soon as he heard that he was asked what he was good at, his eyebrows flew and he said: "You see that the Taoist family has three clear and four royal, five directions and five elders, and your Buddhist family has five hundred arhats and three thousand Buddhas. Bodhisattva, don't look at me, I don't like to study, I still read a lot of fantasy novels. ”

The Bodhisattva's face sank and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it's all made up by scholars, talking about serious things." ”

Zhuo Zhuo pouted, and muttered: "I don't know anything about your god realm, but I'm afraid you are not comparable to the Semitic god realm in our world." ”

The Bodhisattva sighed again and said, "In fact, the divine realm is also based on the mortal world, and it is a rootless tree and a sourceless water when it leaves the mortal world, and now the other five realms are all miserable. Not to mention other places, just around my Putuo Mountain Dojo, they are now occupied by the Semitic God Realm. ”

"They are not only preaching by normal means now, but also engaging in many cults, such as the Almighty God Cult and the Thunderbolt Lightning Sect, and the black hands behind them are all Semitic God Realm. ”

"Then you combine the power of the Five Realms to fight them, and the masters of the two worlds of light, Buddhism and Dao still don't beat the god of that Raushzi down?"

The Bodhisattva sighed again, and said helplessly: "You people now say that fighting a war is to fight money and technology, so Emperor Mi can dominate the world; Now that they are killing us everywhere, our Eastern Buddha Realm and the Indian Vedic Realm can still survive, and the Olympus God Realm, the Egyptian God Realm, and the Norse God Realm have almost been wiped out by them. ”

Zhuo Zhuo wondered: "Then what's the use of you looking for me, I can help as a mortal?"

The Bodhisattva's expression was solemn, and his face showed a fierce expression: "We plan to teleport you to the Ancient Olympus God Realm, and after you cultivate there to the Great Dao, we will lead the gods of the Five Realms to directly eradicate the Semitic God Realm." ”

He looked at the Bodhisattva like an alien, and after a while, he said, "Bodhisattva, let's not talk about whether I can cultivate the Great Dao, that is, if I have cultivated, you will listen to me at that time? And why don't you find someone with high qualifications, why do you find a waste mortal like me?"

"You think we don't want to!" the Bodhisattva glanced at him, sighed, and said with a wry smile, "Directional travel, or against time and space, I don't know how much mana it will take." The more capable a person is, the more mana they consume. For a waste person like you, we still have to gather the power of many gods and Buddhas to complete it, and the strong people can't do it at all, and the stronger the person, the bigger the trouble, once he is discovered by the god realm at that time, it is likely to destroy him directly. ”

Zhuo Zhuo wondered: "Then why don't you travel through ancient China, you have to go to the Olympian God Realm, I am not familiar with it?"

The Bodhisattva said: "Many of them are the descendants of various gods, and they have divine power and immortal bodies in their bodies, and as long as they cultivate a little, they can achieve immortality. Moreover, they don't have cultivators there, so they have a strong aura and a lot of natural treasures, otherwise why would we spend so much effort to get you over. Okay, don't say so much, come with me to Heavenly Court to prepare."

Without waiting for the excellent to agree, with a wave of his right hand, he summoned the excellent soul to the lotus platform and flew straight towards the heavenly court.

When I came to the South Heavenly Gate, I saw that the gold paint on the pillars at the door had fallen mottled, and a broken door could get into the dog, and all the gods and Buddhas were waiting there.

There is the Queen Mother Jade Emperor, there is the Buddha Sanqing, and there are some foreigners who don't know, and the Bodhisattva introduces him one by one, which is Vedic Shiva, Nordic Odin, Greek Athena, and Egyptian Horus.

As soon as they saw the arrival of excellence, the gods greeted him like a master, and you saw that he was so beautiful, you didn't know how many taels of meat he had, and a pair of colored eyes never left Athena's chest, and the hara in his mouth flowed out of the elder.

When I came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, I saw that it was similar to the Nantianmen, the table was old, the chairs had broken legs, the ground was not to mention the carpet, and the floors were all tattered and I don't know how many hundred years ago.

The fairies were yellow and thin, like those who had escaped from the famine in ancient times, and when they said that they wanted to eat a peach, the queen mother actually shed tears.

When I asked, I learned that the Tianhe River had been occupied by Jehovah, and the peach trees had not even been watered, and now they were almost dead, not to mention the peaches, and the peach pits had not been eaten.

When he heard this, he was filled with righteous indignation, and patted his chest and said: "Don't worry, everyone, I will chop up all the miscellaneous pieces this time and avenge you." ”

looked at Athena again and said, "Sister, how about making Xiaomi for my brother when the time comes?"

Athena's face was angry, and immediately turned into a smile again, and even kissed him on the face, and said, "Brother Fanfan, then it's not what you say!"

The tone of his voice made the spirit of the little virgin of Excellence immediately excited.

The eagle-headed man Horus Wulu said for a long time, but he didn't understand a word, and he couldn't help but point to the Buddha and said, "Fat translator, what do you mean by translating him to the translator." ”

"Horus asks you to make a trip to Egypt when the time comes, so that he may introduce you to some beautiful women. The Buddha smiled.

He was very happy to hear this, and the Bodhisattva whispered in his ear: "Egypt was black at that time. ”

Excellence trembled when he heard this, and hurriedly shirked and said: "Haha, the beauty is exempt, just build a pyramid for me when the time comes, and four big words will be written on it: Excellence is extraordinary." ”

After looking for a long time, I didn't see Sun Wukong and Erlang God, so Zhuo Zhuo asked, "Where are my idols Erlang Zhenjun and Brother Monkey?"

When the Jade Emperor heard the tears on his face, he whimpered and cried: "Alas, my poor nephew, because he was walking a dog by the Tianhe, was snatched by them and burned and eaten, not to mention, he was also arrested and used as a coolie. Wu Qi just went to find a field, was fascinated by a bastard mage, and is now playing monkey tricks around their paradise. ”

When he heard this, he was furious, and said loudly: "Okay, I've seen enough, this is too fucking bullying." You say how I cross it, it's up to you. ”

Lao Jun came to him and said, "Extraordinary, let's choose a few cultivation exercises and imprint them into your sea of consciousness, and when the time comes, what level of cultivation you have reached, those exercises will be automatically opened." ”

Primordial Dao: "Extraordinary, my senior brother will beat those Dan Dao techniques into your consciousness again, and then you will be able to complete the Great Dao as soon as possible and prove the golden body." ”

When Shiva came closer, he said, "This little brother, I have come to dry this bowl of Ganges water, and I will swear to be a boiler in the next life." ”

"Is there still 'the whole family immigrated to Rwanda, and the house is full of free spending'?" said with a cheap smile, which made people want to give him a few punches, "Yes, you better keep it for yourself!"

The great god Odin came over and said boldly: "Little brother, when you arrive at our Norse God Realm, you must go to the root of the World Tree to drink a sip of the fountain of wisdom, which is the source of the world's wisdom, and after drinking, no one can deceive you!"

Excellence looked at his one-eyed, and said in his heart that it was better to forget it, although wisdom is very important, but it can't be broken out.

Seeing that the Bodhisattva hadn't spoken yet, he said with a hippie smile: "Sister, what did you give me, I worship you the most?"

The Bodhisattva said, "How about I pass on to you a set of methods for the dual cultivation of joyful meditation?"

Zhuo Zhuo was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "Bodhisattva, you also double cultivate?"

The Bodhisattva smiled and said, "I am the first concubine." ”

Excellence sighed, "Alas! ”

Turning his head and asking Athena again, "Sister Athena, you Xiaomi always have to show it, right?"

Athena smiled slightly and said, "What I give you is boundless beauty, do you like it?"

When Zhuo Zhuo heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "I like it, of course I like it, it's still true." ”

Athena said, "How about you crossing over to a beauty?"

Excellence said with a greedy face: "Which beauty, Aphrodite?" thought for a while and shook his head and said: "Forget it, that person is okay to be a ****, I don't want to bring so many green hats." ”

Lingbao Tianzun smiled: "Okay, little guy, it's easy to die if you eat too much!"

Thinking about it, Excellence asked the gods, "Then how do I cross over?"

The gods said: "You don't have to worry about this, we'll send you away." ”

At this time, Lao Jun injected the exercises into his sea of consciousness, and then the gods used their own **, and he saw that the outstanding soul instantly turned into a meteor and flew straight to the western sky.

Looking at the disappearing meteor, the Queen Mother was a little suspicious: "I said everyone, you just need to get this living treasure, why do I feel so mysterious?"

Lao Jun smiled mysteriously and said: "Providence, the road is long! We have done everything we can, and it will be up to him below." ”