"Sister Nina, you are like ice cream in the summer and Shaqima in the winter. You are so outstanding, so touching, that I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. You are the fireflies in my life, and without you, my life is dark. ”

In a classroom at a university in H City, a boy is confessing to his female classmates. Well, it's not quite right to say that classmate, because it's the first time he's seen that girl.

The girl didn't know whether she was ashamed or angry, her face was flushed, and just as she wanted to speak, she heard a mocking voice say: "Zhuo Bufan, you can do it, this is on display again." How many girls have you heard this passage, if not a hundred, but eighty, right?"

The boy who confesses is called Excellence, but his name is Excellence, and he doesn't look outstanding at all, not only is he not outstanding, but he is also more creative and has a postmodernist style.

I don't know which good thing I read Jin Yong's "Dragon Babu" in high school, and I know that there is a guy in it called Sword God Zhuo Bufan, and I saw that he was often pretentious, so I gave him a nickname, called the cheap god Zhuo Bufan.

The one who spoke was a short and fat girl, named Zhang Meimei, who had been classmates with Excellence since junior high school, and she knew everything about him.

When Zhuo Zhuo saw that this time it was yellow again, he turned his head and glared at the short and fat girl, and said angrily: "Fat girl, you don't care about my business, you better find yourself a boyfriend quickly." Do you know why you're short and chunky, it's because you've been holding it for too long and you're going to put out the fire!"

Zhang Meimei almost didn't get angry when she heard it, but she also knew that this thing was cheap, and she couldn't beat him in front of her classmates, so she said angrily: "I love to find it or not, it's your business! It's a certain short, poor and ugly, the girl knows a lot, but every time she confesses and is rejected, she is about to become a cherry blossom road, and now she is still a virgin!"

Excellence is the most annoying to mention this, his face was white and he just wanted to get angry, and when he saw that the girl Wang Nina was looking at this side, he silently recited the words of Brother Dao in "Crazy Stone" in his heart: Su zhì, pay attention to your Su zhì. So he ignored her and turned around and walked out of the classroom.

At this time, it was only three o'clock in the afternoon, and he felt very bored when he walked around the street next to the school, and said that the two dead people in the dormitory must be playing games in the Internet café, and I will go to play too. Thinking about coming to an intersection, it was a red light flashing, so I stood by the zebra crossing and waited.

There are still dozens of seconds at the red light, and the boring excellence took out his mobile phone at this time to see if there was an update with a book, and just clicked into the website and listened to the people around him are talking, and pointed to the middle of the road from time to time, and looked up, only to see a four or five-year-old girl crying and walking this way, next to the traffic and traffic, there is a possibility of a car accident at any time.

People on the side of the road looked at her and sweated for her, and many shouted at her not to walk around. It's just okay not to shout, the more she yells, the faster she goes, and she's almost to the side of the road.

At this time, there were less than ten seconds left in the red light, and a car, not knowing whether it was in a hurry or not wanting to wait for the next green light, suddenly accelerated forward, and crashed straight into the little girl as if it didn't see it.

A series of pictures flashed in Zhuo Zhuo's mind at this time: thinking of Huang Jiguang blocking the gun's eye for the revolution, thinking of Qiu Shaoyun burning himself silently, thinking of Dong Cunrui sacrificing himself to blow up the bunker, and thinking of Luo Shengjiao to save children in the ice and snow. After all kinds of heroic deeds flashed once, ten big words appeared in my mind: to save, or not to save, this is a question!

Just thinking about it, suddenly someone pushed him hard from behind, and couldn't help but stagger straight to the little girl in front of the car.

Seeing that the car was about to crash into him, he thought that he couldn't hide anyway, as the saying goes, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, I hope that my good people will have good rewards, and the next life will not look so sad as it is now. So he picked up the little girl and threw it directly to the crowd on the side of the road. As soon as the girl made a move, she felt a numb sensation in her body, and then flew in the air.

The heart said that this is a dead death, and I couldn't help scolding: "Your mother, which bastard pushed me just now, I won't let you go!"

At this time, I heard a compassionate voice say: "Amitabha, good and good! Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, the son is good at deeds, and admires heaven and earth!"

Excellence blurted out: "Fart, I admire why the world didn't see you to save it, it was Lao Tzu who exchanged his life." ”

Turning his head to look, he saw a beautiful eyebrow not far away, holding a jade bottle in his left hand, pinching a willow branch in his right hand, and sitting cross-legged on a lotus platform. couldn't help but be even more angry, and scolded: "You dead woman, it's okay to cosplay what Guanyin, this is the road, and my mother will be hit by a car if she messes around again." ”

The beautiful woman frowned slightly, then smiled, and said softly, "Excellence, you look down." ”

Excellence looked down and couldn't help but be surprised, it turned out that he didn't know when he was dozens of meters above the ground, and the traffic on the road below had already been blocked, and the car that hit the person was parked there, and the red blood in front of the car was spilled, and a person was lying on the road in front of the car, not himself. The heart said that I am already dead, and now the ghost is left in the air?, so he looked up at the beautiful woman, and said tremblingly, "Is it ...... Are you really Guanyin?"

The beautiful woman's face showed displeasure, and she said coldly: "There are still people in my Guanyin who dare to pretend to be successful?"

When he heard this, he immediately stepped forward and hugged the lotus platform and wailed, crying and saying, "Bodhisattva, I don't want to die, you save me! I will definitely be a cow and a horse in the next life to repay your kindness." ”

"Okay, pretend to be strong! I don't need you to be a cow, and I don't need you to be a horse. The Bodhisattva glanced at him and said with a smile rather than a smile.

When he heard this, he immediately stopped crying, wiped his eyes without a single tear, and said loudly: "Bodhisattva, so you pushed me just now?"

The Bodhisattva's beautiful eyes were bent into the shape of a crescent moon, and he looked at him without speaking.

"Tell me why you want to murder me, don't say that you are ugly, this lawsuit is to go to the Jade Emperor and Rulai, I will also fight. Seeing that the Bodhisattva didn't speak, Excellence couldn't help but rush up angrily and said fiercely.

"Hehe, looking at your sloppy and cheeky appearance, maybe I really chose the right person. Guanyin smiled.

When he heard the question marks in his head, he said, "Bodhisattva, what did you choose the right person, what do you want me to do?"

The Bodhisattva said mysteriously: "Haven't you been rejected by girls repeatedly, how about I send you to a place to compensate for your regrets in this life?"

When he heard this, he was ecstatic in his heart, and he involuntarily blurted out: "Where, daughter country?"

The Bodhisattva shook his right index finger lightly and said with a smile: "No, how can those vulgar fans be worthy of you." How about going to Olympus and soaking in those goddesses?"

When he heard this, he shook his head, and hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, you should spare me, I don't have that ability." ”

"Why, don't you want to? Don't you like to read stallion novels, they are all kinds of gods, what is more fulfilling than including the goddess in your own #palace?" the Bodhisattva smiled, and the temptation was incomparably authentic:

Excellence's head shook like a rattle, and he said depressedly: "I want to, but I have to have a life to enjoy it! Not to mention anything else, just Zeus, who kills people without blinking and likes ** the most, a thunderbolt can split me into 100,000 pieces." Robbing a woman with him, I'm an old birthday star hanging, and I think my life is long!"