The group boarded the off-road vehicles provided by the hunting ground and headed towards their respective areas according to their groups and hunting interests, and two brothers, Tony and Tommy, led by an instructor and safety officer, arrived at the most common white-tailed deer hunting area in the United States.

"How's Dennis and Pam doing? I guess no matter how bad it was, I wouldn't have been on the Nimitz, right? His own cannon exploded his own carrier-based aircraft......" Tony observed the environment while saying to Tommy, who was standing beside him, repeating the action of picking up his gun and raising it half-crouching:

"Tommy, it's easy for other people's bullets to shoot at you, and seeing your image at the moment is as familiar as seeing a rookie robber who is about to rob."

"Sure enough, the movies are all deceptive, shouldn't this pose make me look like a handsome, sleek, mysterious killing machine?" Tommy straightened up after receiving a report from his brother that was definitely not positive: "The production company of that movie is still ready to fool me into investing in its sequel, because of the bad evaluation of my actions just now, I decided not to invest a penny in it." ”

Following the direction the coach pointed, Tony raised the rifle in his hand and slowly aimed at a white-tailed doe in the woodland in the distance: "You haven't told me how Dennis and Pam are in the army." ”

"Pam is not bad, now working as a junior engineer at the Surface Warfare Center of the Rhode Island Naval Base, in his words, he knew that serving could be so comfortable, he didn't even go to elementary school, and directly applied to join the army."

"Bang~" Tony pulled the trigger, and the white-tailed deer suddenly had an extra blood hole behind his ear and fell to the ground!

"So, it's very comfortable to serve on home soil?" Tony motioned for the coach to arrange for the hunted deer to be sent to the recreation area.

The game grounds can help clean the game and give it to the guests in the recreation area to cook their meals.

"Yes, his commanders and companions, even ordinary soldiers, love him, after all, Pam made them watch a free little movie channel, can you imagine, the residents of the neighborhood have called the city to complain, asking if the engineering department of the surface warfare center of the naval base has been converted into a brothel, how is it that twenty-four hours a day that men and women help each other to make the sound of trumpets." Tommy had his eyes on a grouse in a tree, but Tony's gun went off first, and the grouse was directly scared away, and he could only continue to look for the next prey, while saying in his mouth.

Tony laughed: "The army seems to like to pass the time with small movies or pornographic posters, how about Dennis's army base in Turkey?" ”

"Didn't you receive the internal magazine of the SSD, which recorded his glorious deeds during his service in Turkey, and he is no longer in Turkey, about two months ago, that guy was sent to Lebanon in a more complicated situation as a second lieutenant officer in the NATO Allied Army." Tommy raised his hand and shot at the grouse that had been frightened by the sound of the gun and flew to another branch not far away.

It turns out that there is no way to become a sharpshooter by relying only on the coach's temporary guidance in the teaching area for ten minutes, and the grouse flapped its wings and flew away completely.

Tommy tossed the rifle to the instructor and motioned for the instructor to give him the gun he was carrying: "That gun must have forgotten to adjust the calibrator." ”

Tony shuttled through the woodland, unhurried looking for his next prey: "My registered address in the SSD Brotherhood is my residence in Hawaii, and I haven't had time to go back, so I obviously don't know much about Dennis's exploits. ”

"I don't really want to mention his glorious deeds, and just tell you two of the most ordinary deeds? More, I'm afraid I can't help but buy a plane ticket to fly to Turkey and use this gun in my hand to kill that bastard for America. Tommy leaned against the trunk of a tree, took out his cigarette, lit it and took a puff, scolding with some irritation.

"yes, I think I'm ready to listen to two of the happiest jokes of the year." Tony takes the cigarette from Tommy's mouth and puts it in his mouth, then pats Tommy on the shoulder, motioning for him to look into the distance, which is the prey that Tony is looking for Tommy, a turkey that is stupidly looking around.

Tommy saw his prey and raised his gun, while Tony helped his brother adjust his posture with a cigarette in his mouth, and made an OK gesture after making sure there was no problem.

Tommy pulls the trigger, and the turkey rolls in a volley and falls heavily to the ground.

"Send that turkey back to the grill in the lounging area and tell my fiancée that I'm going to see it on my plate for lunch!" Tommy gave Tony a high-five in excitement and then smiled at the coach.

Watching the coach go to help him collect his prey, Tommy took out another cigarette and lit it, and faced Tony on two trees to smoke, and while smoking Tommy said:

"For the sake of your guidance on my shooting, I would like to tell you about the history of Admiral Dennis's majesty, first, one night not long after he went to report to the NATO Allied Army Base in Turkey, after going to the city to drink and fool around with three of his companions, he drove back to the base, and suddenly shouted to everyone who could shout, announcing that the four of them were future five-star generals in the United States, and successfully captured a Soviet spy who had the audacity to steal the personal belongings and base passes of a US Army officer, and then received a commendation, how about this joke?"

"Is it because I've been at sea for so long that I've lost my ability to understand American jokes? I couldn't find anything ridiculous except congratulations to Dennis, who was lucky enough to catch a Soviet spy. Tony was stunned for a moment, looked at Tommy with some uncertainty, and gave his opinion on the matter.

Tommy speechlessly unscrewed the outdoor kettle and took a sip: "Their commander got up with a smile on his face, followed them to check on the captured Soviet spies, and then was pleasantly surprised to find that the Turks who were captured by the four of Dennis were not spies at all, they were a Turkish local employee who had worked diligently for many years for the NATO Allied base, and after the four stupid * drank too much, they forgot their personal belongings and base passes in the bar, and it happened that the unlucky employee was also drinking in the bar, and found that the four of them forgot their belongings in the bar and were enthusiastically riding motorcycles, chasing the military vehicle that chased the four of them all the way, wanted to return it to them, but finally stopped the car of the four people, and instead of getting the thanks of the four people, they were treated by the four drunk guys as Soviet spies who stole their personal belongings. ”

"I'll just say that Soviet spies are unlikely to be caught by four foolish drunkards, and you just said that they were rewarded by their superiors? Isn't that the wrong local employee at the base? Why Commendation? After listening to this, Tony laughed for a long time, and then remembered that Tommy said that Dennis was rewarded for this, and asked suspiciously.

The first update

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