Chapter 57: Thank God for Bless the Navy
"That unlucky guy was broken by four men with several bones, what do you think? In that case, don't let him admit that he is a Soviet spy, even if Denis and the four of them let him admit that he is Stalin, he can only nod, what else can he do? It was a NATO Allied Army Base, and in addition to American soldiers, there were also many troops stationed by European allies, and when that guy loudly admitted that he was a Soviet spy, half of the people in the base heard it, could it be that in this situation, let the Americans admit that they were mistaken? Please, the Americans are the commander-in-chief of the Allied forces, and they must be absolutely right, and they can't let those countries take it as a joke, so they just take it as real and throw it in prison first, and then release it after thinking about how not to lose the face of the American soldiers, and then give the unlucky ghost a reason to clear his name. Tommy looked at Tony:
"Since the United States doesn't want to admit its mistake and says that it has caught the spy, then it must reward the four Dennis who were captured, so their commander announced the award to the Dennis four with a pale face, and less than a week after the commendation, they immediately arranged for Dennis and the four of them to go to an Allied radar station where birds don't far enough away from the base, beware that they will continue to help themselves catch Soviet spies after drinking too much, and the American soldiers who were assigned with the award may be the only four of them who won this honor."
Tony looked at Tommy speechlessly, and finally spit out the cigarette butt and crushed it hard, and continued to walk forward with the gun, saying as he walked: "I was relieved to hear that the Army's performance was much better than that of the Navy, what about another joke?" ”
"Life at the radar station is very boring, the entire small radar base is only a dozen people together, far away from the city and the base, relying on the regular supply of the base to live, compared to the previous time in the base is very difficult, so Dennis and his three friends feel that they must find a chance to win a second award, prove their ability, return to the base, and get rid of this moldy life." Tommy carefully disposed of the cigarette butt and continued walking towards Tony.
Tony said with emotion: "I understand that feeling, in the navy, if the recruits are unlucky and board a ship with a small tonnage, and all the crew members together are only more than 100 people, they will indeed feel very bored and have the urge to jump into the sea to escape, so they have been rewarded again?" Radars detect Soviet military movements in time and quickly communicate them to the bases? ”
"That radar is older than Dennis, it was built there by the United States in the fifties, test a fart, not to mention how can the Soviet Union be in the mood to fly to Turkey to play hide and seek with the US army? In Dennis's words, it was a grave with a radar-shaped tombstone where they were buried in the elite of the U.S. Army. Tommy began.
"So how do they get rewarded? Shh......hh
Tommy followed the direction of Tony's gun for a long time, and even used a telescope, but he couldn't find what prey this guy was aiming at.
"Bang~" Gunshots rang out.
A gray squirrel of similar color to the bark of a tree fell from a dense tree.
Seeing the bloody squirrel, Tommy had already begun to regret being on a team with his brother, knowing that he would choose Susan or Sophia, so maybe he could show off his marksmanship to the two, instead of waiting for the prey to land like now, only to understand what his brother was aiming at just now:
Dennis contacted Pam and asked Pam to find the owner of the scrap yard that Warwick was familiar with, purchased hundreds of expired Playboy and "Attic" old magazines at a low price, and went to Turkey by sea, the recipient was a fabricated Turkish name, the address was a Turkish bar that they used to fool around, the recipient of the goods was fake, the phone number was also fake, only the address was real, the logistics could not contact the recipient, so the packaged items could only be sent directly to the bar, and the bar owner opened the goods, found that it was full of eye-catching magazines, and learned that the recipient could not be contacted, of course he would be greedy, and people who often did garrison business knew that these things would not be bought by soldiers without worrying about them, and they could make a fortune, and then he really did it, and after finding an officer buyer who could eat all the magazines in the base, he was going to sell these magazines to the other party at one time. ”
"And then?" Tony heard Tommy's words and turned his head, "I don't see what this has to do with the commendation. ”
Tommy shrugged: "It's really hard for humans to guess Dennis's thoughts, when the bar owner drove a magazine and was about to go to the base to trade, Dennis took three comrades-in-arms to the sky, arrested the Turkish bar owner suspected of smuggling obscene publications on the spot, seized a large number of magazines that are strictly prohibited from circulation in Turkey, and sent the bar owner to the local police station in Izmir, TurkeySo the owner of the bar was replaced by the family of the police chief, and the four Denis guys also appeared in the local newspaper of Izmir, and the police chief personally sent a letter of thanks to the US garrison in Turkey for taking the initiative to help the local police department crack a major case of transnational smuggling of illegal publications that had long been targeted. ”
"That's a NATO Allied Army Base." As if realizing something, Tony muttered, "I'm his chief, and I won't waste this opportunity." ”
Tommy nodded: "That's right, his base is NATO's southeast European Army military base in Izmir, Turkey, in addition to the US Army, there are also land forces of Italy, Greece, Turkey, Canada and other NATO allies stationed, the boss thinks that they can brag to NATO allies about the excellent character of American soldiers, so he transferred them back to the base, and specially arranged for three people to receive awards in front of young officers from other countries in public, intending to create three people to become models for young NATO officers." ”
"It's a perfect ending, and the future is bright." Tony nodded and said seriously, "If the four of them grasp this opportunity, they may be promoted much faster than other officers in the same period." ”
"Yes, if the four of them hadn't secretly bought the old magazines that should have been destroyed from the police station in order to stop the loss, and then sold them to the officers of other countries in the base at a high price, can you imagine the expression of Dennis's chief when he found that the young officers from other countries in the audience had a copy of the American adult magazine that Dennis sold to them when he was reading the award on stage?" Tommy followed behind Tony and said in a weak tone.
Tony opened his mouth speechlessly, as if he didn't know what to say, and finally could only ask: "So, Dennis, are the four of them still alive?" ”
"They should still be alive, but their chief told them privately that if he was lucky enough to reward them a third time, he hoped that the three of them would have better lie in their coffins by then." Tommy looked at Tony:
"In the end, the commander used the reason of commendation and promotion to send four young model officers of the US Army who were enthusiastic about helping the local police in Turkey to crack down on the smuggling of obscene publications, and did not forget to sell old American adult magazines to their allies at high prices, and went to Lebanon, where the situation was more difficult and complicated, so that the four people could lie in the coffin as soon as possible to improve the success rate."
Tony lowered his head: "So, is Turkey asking the Allies for protection, or is it lacking ancestral support?" ”
"Are these two jokes funny?" Tommy smiled bitterly and said, "If it weren't for me and his SSD buddies, the boss who became the laughing stock of the Allied forces at the base for rewarding Dennis four stupid* would have shot the four of them directly at the venue." ”
"I just want to be glad now that Dennis and I are not in the same class, thank God bless the Navy." Tony says:
"Keep hunting, change the joke, and continue to talk around Dennis, I'm afraid I can't help but take my comrades to take the initiative to traitor other countries."
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