The pit daddy wedding dress made by Yi Yun has finally been worn after being worn by Tachibana Chiyo for dozens of days!

A group of girls all looked at Yi Yun with strange looks, the fox was biting his neck, Chen Yuanyuan twisted the soft flesh on his waist and didn't let go, only Zheng Zhifeng had long known that the dress was a Western wedding dress, so she was not very surprised, she just spread her hands and said: "Self-inflicted, don't live...... If you come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back. ”

"Ahem! I didn't know it was a wedding dress!" Yi Yun said cheekily: "I just thought it looked good to design clothes like this, so I designed it casually, coincidence, it must be a coincidence! ”

The fox on his neck let go of his mouth, this fox is the most innocent and deceitful, Yi Yun casually told a lie, and the fox believed it. There's no way, this fox was changed by a witch, a witch, how pure, I've never seen the sinister world at all, and I never thought that someone would lie.

But Chen Yuanyuan is not so easy to deceive, she has never seen any conspiracy and tricks? This level of lying, she can recognize it when she is five years old: "Hmph, Xianggong, if I remember correctly, you know a little bit about Western culture, and you can't even figure out the style of the wedding dress, right?"

"Don't you know a little bit about it!" Yi Yun snorted: "You know each other and I know the past and the present, learn through China and the West, know five hundred years before, know five hundred years later, and know five hundred years in the middle, but...... The only thing I didn't know was the style of Western wedding dresses. ”

Chen Yuanyuan snorted, and with the strength of his hand, he twisted the soft flesh on Yi Yun's waist into a twisted shape.

"Oh......" Yi Yun cried out bitterly, "Madame's appearance is like this, and the public is wide. A woman screws her husband, and she will let the Fuso people see the joke. ”

The two were spoofing and flirting, but they saw that the face of Tachibana Chiyo next to her was getting more and more ugly, although she was a woman, she was determined to be a samurai who did not lose to men, and the result was ...... Actually deceived into wearing a wedding dress for so long, for a samurai. What a shame.

Tachibana Chiyo sat down on the ground with a pop, stretched out his hand and pulled out the ribs around his waist, and said seriously: "I want to cut my stomach!"

Yi Yun was shocked.

"A samurai can't be teased or insulted!" Tachibana Chiyo said with great seriousness, "Since I've been teased." You must take revenge, but you are my lord, and I cannot use the sword against you. I had to die to preserve my dignity. ”

"No!" Iyun Khan: "Just kidding, as for it?"

"I don't care, I'm going to cut my stomach, please ask the pirate sister to help me make a mistake. Tachibana Chiyo said to Zheng Zhifeng.

The so-called fault is that the person who cuts the abdomen will not die for a while and a half after cutting the abdomen, which requires someone to help him cut off his head, so that he will die faster and without pain. The matter of cutting off the head is called a mistake.

"Do you want me to help you cut off your head?" Zheng Zhifeng wiped his sweat: "This kind of bloody thing." Sister doesn't like to do it. ”

"Hey, aren't we going to cut our stomachs?" asked Iyun sweatingly.

"No, I have to die!"

"Isn't it just a little joke? Why has it become a great shame, let's discuss, don't cut it, open your stomach." It's like another big mouth on the belly, and it's ugly to ...... "Iyun Khan."

"It's not a joke, it's a teasing!" Tachibana Chiyo admits death: "The lord teases me, I'm dead." ”

"I'm teasing you!"

"You have!"

"I'm so good!"

"Then why are you letting me wear a wedding dress!"

"Well...... Ahem...... I think you're beautiful and cute, so I asked you to stand next to me in your wedding dress. Ahem......" Yi Yun had no choice but to explain: "Man...... Men are like this, they like to take advantage of women, this is called harassment at best, it can't be called teasing, and it doesn't have to die. ”...,

"Uh......h And said that it was not a joke...... "Tachibana Chiyo said loudly: "People have been standing beside you in wedding dresses for dozens of days, and the daimyo and samurai of all Kyushu have seen it. ”

"Well...... In fact...... It doesn't matter if the daimyo and samurai of Kyushu saw it. Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "Anyway...... In their hearts, they have long regarded you as my woman, not to mention that you are standing next to me in a wedding dress, even if you are standing next to me in sexy underwear, they will not be surprised. ”

Tachibana Chiyo: "......"

She was silent for a while before asking, "You say...... They all see me as your woman?"

"Is this something unclear?" said Evan.

"But, I'm a samurai! I'm obviously a samurai, they should treat me as a samurai, why do they always treat me as a woman? ”

Yi Yun couldn't help but laugh: "My Chikuzen Baimei, do you think that if you are strong in martial arts and strong in combat, others will not treat you as a woman?" No matter how strong you are, you are always a woman, this cannot be changed, even if you are also a samurai, then you can only be called a female samurai, after all, it is impossible to save the female character in front." ”

Tachibana Chiyo is as earth-colored as the face.

Iyun continued, "Actually, what's so bad about being a female samurai? It's because you're too entangled in gender issues that you're so unhappy. Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, you must first face up to your gender, if you are a woman, you should openly admit that you are a woman, and then do a job that is no worse than that of a man. You have to ask others not to see you as a woman, it is because you yourself look down on women in the first place, and the result will be like this. ”

Tachibana Chiyo: "What does this have to do with you tricking me into wearing a wedding dress?"

"Well said, you have finally grasped the point!" said Yiyun Khan: "It's a woman, and she has to marry after all." ”

Yi Yun said cheekily: "Since you want to marry, you have to choose a man to marry...... Cough...... There is an old proverb in our country: Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders. There is also an old song that goes like this: If you want to marry, don't marry someone else, you must marry me...... Ahem...... Oops, my neck. Fox, you bite again?"

"You tease me, I don't want to marry you!" Tachibana Chiyo didn't think about it, and refused in one bite.

"Wow, answer so quickly, do you want to be so simple, why don't you think you're going to die?"

"You are my lord, you can command me to die for you, but you can't force me to marry you. Otherwise, I can cut my stomach!" "Tachibana Chiyo is really completely dead-headed, and she has to cut her stomach at every turn, which really scares Iyun.

"Okay. So what kind of person are you going to marry?" asked Ivan.

"I don't know!" Tachibana Chiyo didn't really think about it.

"Well, actually, I wanted to say it a long time ago, if you marry someone other than me. It's not good for you. Eyun threatened.

"Why?"

"Because if you marry a man, this man will take away your position as the governor of the Tachibana family. Yi Yun said very seriously: "Think about it, after your family has a man, will your retainers listen to you, or will they listen to your man?"

"Silk ......" Tachibana Chiyo gasped, Iyun's words were by no means intimidating, but the truth. According to the national conditions of Fuso at this time, a family like the Tachibana family, which has lost its heir and has to let a woman inherit it, has an extra man. The retainers will definitely listen to this man, and invisibly, the position of the governor will be moved to that man, and she has no way at all.

Yi Yun continued to say evilly: "But marrying me doesn't have this problem, hehehe." The whole of Kyushu is mine, and Shikoku is almost mine, and the whole of Fuso will be mine in the future, so I won't come to rob your little Tachibana family, if you marry me, the governor of the Tachibana family is still you. It's impossible to become someone else, hahaha...... Your retainers...... Ahem...... Anyway, even if you don't marry me, they are nominally retainers of Kyushu Mamoru and still have to listen to me. Judging from the above situation, you have to marry someone sooner or later, and it is better to marry someone else than to marry me, wahahaha. ”...,

Tachibana Chiyo: "......"

Chen Yuanyuan: "......"

Even the fox forgot to bite at his crooked reasoning, and coiled around Iyun's neck in a daze.

The festival is shattered!

Tachibana Chiyo was blinded by this wooden and disciplined statement, and it took a long, long time before she reacted, and Khan said: "Anyway, why do I have to get married, as long as I don't marry!"

"Please, okay, you grabbed the point again, I lost!" Yi Yun spread his hands: "Put away your knife, stop playing seppuku, let's quickly find a place to stay." ”

"Hey!" Tachibana Chiyo put away the knife and stood by Iyun's side again. She was so messed up by Yi Yun that she even forgot to be teased and had to cut her stomach...... Well, women are like this, as long as they are coaxed, big things will become nothing, and if they are not coaxed, the small things of sesame mung beans will also become big things.

Yi Yun wiped two handfuls of sweat, whew, finally convinced this brainless guy, and almost hurt the beautiful girl to cut her stomach, what a sin it is, if the otaku of later generations knew that I teased a girl and teased her so much that she almost committed suicide, it is estimated that they will post thousands of posts on me in the forum, so afraid.

"Guide girl, lead the way, let's find a place to rest!" Yi Yun snorted.

The guide sent by Imai Munehisa quickly led the way and headed towards the dormitory.

As soon as Yi Yun and the others walked away, they saw a figure flashing on the corner of the street, and the beautiful but sickly face of the half-soldier guard in Takenaka turned out again, she looked at the direction in which Yi Yun and the others disappeared, and snorted coldly: "Is the investigation clear? Who are these people who are grabbing iron cannons with us?"

There was a puff of smoke lingering behind her, and it was obvious that there was a ninja there, only to hear the ninja say in a pure and beautiful childish voice: "I have investigated, that man is a businessman from the Dameng Kingdom, who calls himself Long Dingtian, and says that he is here to buy women...... But...... His real identity is likely to be the big cute prince who recently made a big splash on Kyushu Island and called himself the Kyushu Shou, which can be seen from Chiyo Tachibana beside him...... His wife is Oda Nori, that's why she is against us. ”

"I see...... cough ......" Takenaka half-guard retracted his body back to the corner: "It's easy to know who he is...... We'll always find a way to clean him up...... Little Liuzi, you go and monitor where they are staying, I'll go back and think about the way first......"

"Hmm!" the ninja replied cutely, chasing in the direction Iyun had left. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )