511. The War Between Men and Women
。 The stupid ninja was tied up with a rope by Chen Yuanyuan and handed it to the stupid assassin. The profession of ninja is the same as that of an assassin, it is very powerful when it is invisible, once it is restrained by others, its combat effectiveness is completely gone, and everyone is not worried about Xiao Liuzi running away, so they will throw her to the stupid assassin to watch.
The stupid assassin was soft-hearted, looking at this little Lori's body drenched in water, and there were no clothes to wear, but he felt sympathy in his heart: "Oh, Sister Yuanyuan is too bad, she deliberately chose to catch you when you entered the hot spring, and caused your clothes to be thrown on the edge of the hot spring pool...... I'll help you get dressed. ”
She walked to the hot spring pool, picked up Xiao Lori's old clothes, and took a closer look, oh my mother, it turned out that the clothes that Xiao Liuzi was wearing were a black burlap clothes, with a very poor texture, and it can be said that it is the rags worn by the poorest poor people in Da Meng Country.
In fact, the reason is very simple, the profession of ninja is not as advanced as in cartoons or comics, and in Fuso Sengoku, ninja is one of the lowest professions, not much higher than Ashigaru's head. Although Bee Suka Koroku is the right and left hand of Hashiba Hideyoshi, but because Hashiba Hideyoshi himself is also so poor that he often goes hungry, of course, Korokuko can only be poor and white.
"What a poor ninja!" the stupid assassin burst into tears of sympathy, she took out a gorgeous dress embroidered with red flowers and green leaves from her package, and gestured at Xiao Liuzi, then picked up the scissors, clicked, cut it short, and became suitable for Xiao Liuzi's figure, which was put on her body.
"Look, it's going to be beautiful when you wear it like this!" Lu Xi said with a smile: "By the way, apply some rouge gouache ......"
Lu Xi took out the top rouge gouache that can only be bought in the world of drunken gold fans in the smoke and rain of the big Meng country. smeared Xiao Liuzi on his face, and after a while, he was dressed up as a bright little Lori.
"Beautiful, right? Thank me. Hahaha!" Lu Xi took a bronze mirror and showed Xiao Liuzi his new look.
This look suddenly scared Xiao Liuzi into crying: "Wow...... What are you going to do for me? Oh my God! Ninjas can't dress up like that...... Wow...... Dress up like this. I'll be scolded by the teacher, and he'll say I'm a failing ninja. ”
It turns out that ninjas are creatures that can't wear very flashy clothes, and they usually wear black, or dark blue, dark purple clothes, so that they can carry out night spying activities. The body must also be kept clean. In order to ensure that there is no odor on the body, they strictly control their diet and do not eat leeks, meat, onions, garlic, ginger, tobacco and other items.
Think about it, if you go out on a mission and hide above the ceiling. I was hiding well, but you suddenly burped, and the smell of green onions floated out and was discovered by the people in the house, how wronged was that?
You can't even eat a real thing that smells like it, so you can imagine rouge gouache! It is absolutely contraband, whether it is Koga Shinobu Village, Iga Shinobu Village, Tamba Shinobu Village, Nerai Shinobu Village...... All the ninja villages in Fuso have the same rules, female ninjas who use rouge gouache, get out of the ninja village, and kill them!
Xiao Liuzi is now being smeared on his body with rouge gouache, which is really scared to cry.
Lu Xi was still holding a large pile of gold and honeysuckle, and wanted to insert it into Xiao Liuzi's head, just like dressing up a Barbie doll, but Xiao Liuzi was already humiliated, and he cried loudly, crying so loudly that it shook the entire hotel.
Eyun couldn't help but run over: "Hey, stupid assassin, what are you playing, why is she crying so much?"
"I don't know, I'll dress her up nicely, you see...... Dressing her in nice clothes, rubbing rouge and gouache, and putting honeysuckle in her will cost me a lot of money. Lu Xi said seriously: "I don't feel sorry for the money I used, I don't know what she was crying about." ”
Xiao Liuzi couldn't understand the conversation between the two of them, but she also knew that if this man said a few words for herself, Lu Xi would not prank her anymore, she quickly winked at Yi Yun, and said in Fusang language: "Dumb butterfly!"
"Oh?" Yi Yun glanced at Xiao Liuzi, who seemed to understand what she said, he turned his head to Lu Xi and said, "Didn't you hear?
Although Xiao Liuzi couldn't understand Yi Yun's words, he understood that Yi Yun was repeating the words "dumb butterfly", and he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: This man must have understood, quickly persuade this woman and tell her to stop!
Yi Yun continued to teach Lu Xi a lesson: "I don't want to kill the butterfly, but the woman says no, it just means! We have seen a lot of love action movies, those actresses are crying and shouting about the dumb butterfly, and at the same time they are secretly refreshed, and finally they have to shout a few times: Yiku...... Iku ...... Lu Xi, you can continue to play until she says Iku. ”
"Oh?
"Nonsense, my brother's understanding of Fusang culture is incomparably deep, and what my brother said is right. Yi Yun said unashamedly.
"Okay, then I'll try this gouache again...... I heard that this gouache is boiled with jasmine petals, and it has a very elegant fragrance, and this little Lori must like it. Lu Xi made a handful of fragrant white powder and applied it to Xiao Liuzi's face.
"Dumb butterfly...... "Little Liuzi screamed miserably, miserable, it was so fragrant, how could I see people when I went back-
Yi Yun didn't know that he had spoofed little Lori, he returned to the dormitory, called Oda Nori, and asked, "Seawe, I haven't asked you very clearly what is going on with Oda Nobunaga before, and now I have met two of Nobunaga's subordinates in a row, both of them are Ji Samurai, I am interested in asking, what kind of person is Nobunaga?"
Nori Seiki shook her head and quickly replied respectfully: "The second aunt is the older sister born to my father Oda Nobuyuki from the same mother, and when she was a girl, she behaved absurdly and was ridiculed by the people around her as 'Owari's big fool', and everyone didn't like her. She also doesn't like to think of herself as a princess, but likes to dress up like a boy, play with the three sects and nine streams in the city, and learn swordsmanship, bowing, iron cannon like a man, and even familiarize herself with the art of war books handed down from the Great Meng Kingdom. ”
"Later, my grandfather Oda Nobuhide passed away, and the position of family governor should be passed on to the boy in the family according to tradition, that is, my father Oda Nobuyuki, but the second aunt said: Obviously she is older, and she should inherit the family business. ”
When Yi Yun heard this, he understood that this was a typical case of his sister and younger brother competing for the position of family governor. Fuso, a bird place, is patriarchal to the extreme, and Oda Nobunaga, as a woman, wants to win the governorship, and will definitely not get the support of the retainers.
Sure enough, Seaweed continued: "Most of the retainers in the family are on our side, such as Lin Xiuzhen, Hayashi Misakumori, Shibata Katsuya and others, all support my father. The second aunt couldn't get people to support her, so she had a whim and unearthed a large number of Ji samurai to help her, because they were all women, these Ji samurai listened to her very much and helped her fight against my father. ”
"These Ji samurai include Sakuma Nobumori, Mori Kosei, Sasa Naimasa, Ikeda Tsuneko, Kawajiri Hidetaka and so on...... My father took the fighting power of these Ji samurai lightly and was defeated by Oda Nobunaga...... Shibata Katsuya and Hayashi Xiuzhen, the old retainers who supported my father, were also surrendered. Later, she didn't know where to find a large number of Ji samurai such as Maeda Toshiie, Niwa Nagahide, Kinoshita Tojiro, etc...... The current Oda family was established, and most of her subordinates were Hime samurai, with only a few male samurai, and these men were not welcomed. ”
I see! Iyun now understood, no wonder Oda Nobunaga was surrounded by countless daimyo to fight, and what kind of "Nobunaga encirclement network" was formed, this is a group of men who are not used to seeing women rise up to fight for the world, so the men actually formed an alliance to crusade against Oda Nobunaga together, which is really a tragedy. ...,
Thinking about what happened to Chikuzen Baimei not long ago, Yi Yun couldn't help but feel a little angry.
I don't know why, Iyun suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Oda Nobunaga in his heart, did he really want to destroy Nobunaga......? If it weren't for Nori here, I'd like to help Nobunaga, ha. But...... Seaweed has a father-killing vendetta with her, and it is definitely not okay to help her, I am not stupid enough to help my wife's father-killing enemy.
Yi Yun patted Nori on the shoulder: "Okay, I know what kind of person Nobunaga is, since I know that most of the samurai under her are Ji Samurai, I don't need to be so surprised when I meet Ji Samurai in the future, hey! I don't know why, I'm suddenly very happy......"
Seaweed: "......"
If Chen Yuanyuan is here, he must complain that he is happy because there is a girl who can snap, but seaweed is a typical Fusang woman, and she doesn't dare to complain about her man, so she can only be silent at this time.
There was nothing to say that night, and the next day, everyone got up early in the morning, and Yi Yun was about to continue to go shopping and play in Sakai Town, when suddenly a Yiwu soldier ran into the dormitory and reported to Yi Yun: "Lord, someone from our fleet moored at the dock has come to visit......
"What do you mean?" Yi Yunqi said, "Did you come to talk to me, a businessman from the Great Meng Kingdom?"
"It's not ......" Yiwu Bing kowtowed: "It's a bald monk, he actually knows our true identity, saying that he wants to see Lord Kyushu, and his subordinates don't dare to slack off, so I'll inform you quickly." ”
I'm dizzy, early in the morning the monk asks to see? Isn't this bad luck? How nice it would be to change to a beautiful woman to ask to see. Yi Yun was very unhappy, but the other party could tell that he was Kyushu Shou, which showed that he was not an ordinary person, and he still had to meet him.
He left the house and led a large group of people straight to the docks, and the stupid assassin carried the little six sons over.
When everyone arrived at Sakai Port, they hurriedly looked at their fleet, and sure enough, next to the giant dragon boat, there were a lot of people, it seems, all of them were monks, monks, and monks and soldiers and other "monks", among them there was a young monk wearing a robe and looking like a dog, standing at the front, it was estimated that he was the one who came to see Yiyun.
Yi Yun's face straightened, he snorted twice, put out the prince's score, and walked over with a sway: "I am Lord Ito Yun of Kyushu, where did the monk come from to see me? (To be continued)