Chapter Eighty-Seven: Empty-handed, carrying out the righteousness of white prostitution
Chapter Eighty-Seven: Empty-handed, carrying out the righteousness of white prostitution
"It's nature!" The imperial concubine nodded.
"Then please tell the imperial concubine what your other conditions are?"
"The second condition is ......"
"The second condition is for me to say!" As soon as the imperial concubine said something, Bi Yuntao sat up and interrupted the imperial concubine's words.
The imperial concubine and the eldest prince turned their heads to look at Bi Yuntao who was sitting up.
"Didn't you shut up?!" The imperial concubine glared at Bi Yuntao who interrupted her viciously, "Hurry up and sleep your sleep!" ”
Bi Yuntao couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, slandering in his heart. You were the one who told me to talk before, and now it's you who shut me up! Are you still my own mother? How can anyone do this to their own son?!
"Haha!" The eldest prince smiled, "Guifei Niangniang, since the fourth emperor brother has already said so, you might as well let him talk about it!" ”
"Yes. Yes. Bi Yuntao nodded quickly, "Let me tell you that I won't lose a piece of meat." ”
Bi Yuntao pouted, "Besides, this alliance also has something to do with me, and I have the right to participate." ”
"Okay, okay! Then you hurry up! The imperial concubine said perfunctorily, "Hurry up and squint at the palace, it's annoying to look at you." ”
Bi Yuntao scratched his head speechlessly, and he didn't know where he offended this Lafayette.
"Hurry up! Grinding! Seeing that Bi Yuntao still didn't speak, the imperial concubine urged impatiently.
was interrupted by the imperial concubine's impatient urging, so he had to speak, "Then I'll say it!" After speaking, he didn't forget to glance at the face of the imperial concubine.
"Are you going to say it or not?!" The imperial concubine caught Bi Yuntao's cautious eyes, "If you don't say it again, you will squint honestly at this palace now." ”
"Eh, eh! I say! I said I can't do it yet! Bi Yuntao muttered dissatisfiedly, "It's really, you know how to urge!" The eldest prince didn't feel impatient, you are good, you can't hold your breath first. ”
"What did you say?!" The imperial concubine heard Bi Yuntao's muttering, but her voice was too small to hear clearly, and she scolded him sharply. "Do you dare to be louder?!"
"Ahem, ahem!" Bi Yuntao hurriedly pretended to have an uncomfortable throat and coughed a few times, "I have a cold, my throat is a little uncomfortable, I guess I'm going to be yang!" I'll hurry up and say, you should also hurry up and go back to your room. ”
The imperial concubine was shocked, got up and sat far away, "You hurry up and stay away from the palace, don't infect the palace." Also, you have been honest in the room recently, don't go out blindly if you have nothing to do, it's a small matter to pass it to the palace, if you infect the emperor, no one can save you! ”
The eldest prince also agreed, and kept nodding his head, fortunately he was far away, if the saliva from his cough just now sprayed on his face, it would not be good, not only nauseous but also easy to get sick.
"Look at the way you're scared!" Bi Yuntao didn't think about it and moved towards the imperial concubine. "There's been an incubation period of several days, and now it's just a cough, what are you afraid of, anyway, it's a matter of time before you do, this thing is similar to chickenpox, everyone has to get it again."
"That's not going to work either!" The imperial concubine pushed Bi Yuntao, "You hurry up, the imperial doctor has said, the later this game deserves, the smaller the symptoms." Now I'm just in the middle of Hanfeng Temple, and I'm still waiting for a hot spring! Bengong didn't want to become a Xiaoyang person now. ”
"Don't worry!" Bi Yuntao patted his chest and said, "Under the epidemic prevention, the seedlings are not beaten, the mask is not buried, the little positive is ridiculous!" ”
"Cut!" The imperial concubine pursed her lips disdainfully, "Look at what you can bear!" ”
The eldest prince on the side was stunned, but he didn't expect that the fourth emperor brother who didn't learn and didn't know how to make such an interesting pair, and blurted out subconsciously.
"In the vertical and horizontal, don't vote, don't win, little author, white prostitute!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the room fell silent.
The eldest prince's expression was gone, and his face was full of embarrassment.
After crossing over, I haven't seen the eldest prince a few times, but every time I see the eldest prince, he looks calm and breezy, as if everything is under his control.
This is also the first time to see the eldest prince have other expressions on his face, and I think it is very interesting.
"Hey, hey!"
Bi Yuntao laughed uncontrollably. He thought that the eldest prince was a facial paralysis, but he didn't expect that this casual remark would actually crack the eldest prince's indifferent expression.
"Ahem!" When the eldest prince saw his casual answer, he would be ridiculed by Bi Yuntao, and quickly coughed twice to resolve the current embarrassment.
"Fourth Emperor Brother, let's hurry up and tell me what your conditions are!"
Bi Yuntao did not answer the question of the eldest prince, but continued to say a pair, "I am superior and majestic, showing all my courage!" ”
The eldest prince wanted to control his impulse to go out of the next link, but he really couldn't control himself.
"I'm empty-handed, and I'm carrying out the righteousness of white prostitution!"
"Hahaha!"
Bi Yuntao kept laughing, and even rolled on the bed with his stomach in his arms.
If you use the two-dimensional picture to explain the expression of the imperial concubine on the side, it is full of black lines, and even a crow flew over her head, "quack", with three ellipses.
What and what! I didn't understand it from the beginning.,Didn't you just talk about the second condition?,Why did you get on the pair?! And what the hell is epidemic prevention and white prostitution?! How do you feel like you can't keep up with the times?! Isn't it time to find a reason to go out for a walk, take a trip to the mountains and rivers, and increase your knowledge. It just so happens that I haven't been home to see them for a long time, and I don't know how they are?
Bi Yuntao's stomach hurt so much that he couldn't stand it, and he gasped. I didn't expect the eldest prince to be an interesting person.
Before, I just felt that the choice of the eldest prince was just forced by the situation, and I had to form an alliance as a last resort. Now it seems that the mother concubine chose to form an alliance with the eldest prince for her own reasons! No matter what the reason is, at least now that he is so interesting, he is willing to form an alliance with the eldest prince.
"That's it! Enough laughing! If you keep laughing, it's going to be dark! The imperial concubine looked speechlessly at Bi Yuntao, who was smiling and rolling on the bed.
"Don't laugh! Don't laugh anymore! Bi Yuntao covered his aching stomach and wiped the sweat on his forehead. I'm going to get down to business! ”
The eldest prince now wants to find a crack in the ground to get into, and he has never wanted to be so embarrassed since he was a child. Hearing the conversation between the imperial concubine and Bi Yuntao, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"My ...... Hahaha! As soon as Bi Yuntao said two words, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Is there an end?!" The imperial concubine stared at Bi Yuantao with a cold face, and said impatiently.
"Ahem!" Bi Yuntao cleared his throat, laughed for a long time, and his voice seemed to be a little hoarse.
"If you don't say it, forget it!" The imperial concubine really couldn't stand his performance on the line, and said impatiently to the eldest prince. "Let's go! I'll talk about the rest later, I've been here long enough, and I'm a little sleepy, so I'm going back to my room for a nap. ”
"That's exactly what I wanted!" The eldest prince said that he had long wanted to escape from this place of right and wrong, and he really didn't want to be with Bi Yuntao anymore, although he would become his helper in the future, but no one could stand being ridiculed by him like this.
"Eh, eh!" Bi Yuntao hurriedly stopped the two of them, "Don't go!" I'm not going to say it's okay! ”
"Then don't hurry up! How many times has this palace urged you?! The imperial concubine scolded sharply, "You know how to laugh!" What's ridiculous! Who can't have a little fault?! ”
The eldest prince originally had a slightly gloomy face, and it was immediately as black as the ash at the bottom of the pot on the stove, and he could use some water as ink to write.
This mother and son deliberately talked to themselves about the alliance, but they actually came to see themselves ugly! I really should have left like this, but I've already talked about it to this point, and now that I say I'm leaving, wouldn't I tell the two of them that my strength is a little small!
"That's what I'm saying! Mother, don't say anything! Look at the face of the eldest prince now, what is it black?! ”
I'm so damn! The eldest prince was almost vomited blood in anger by Bi Yuntao's words. You two can't get by, can you? The imperial concubine just used euphemism, you are good, you have no mouth to cover, which pot does not need to be opened!
"You're embarrassed to complain about Hongu?!" The imperial concubine said dissatisfiedly, "It's not all because you are grinding and refusing to say it, you know what to say about prostitution, marginal topics, delayed for so long, no one's face is good-looking!" ”
The current eldest prince no longer knows what expression to make. Forget it, just let it go, just be happy. He just wants to end the topic now,
"Didn't I see that the atmosphere was a little awkward, and I wanted to relieve it!" Bi Yuntao said aggrievedly, he just casually said a couplet that he had seen in time, who would have thought that the eldest prince would actually make a couplet, and it was quite neat.
"Okay, okay! Hongu doesn't want to listen to your explanations anymore! The Imperial Concubine hurriedly stopped the topic he was about to talk about. Why didn't he find out before, he can say that! Is he my own?! I don't know who this looks like?!
"You hurry up and say what the conditions you want to say are!" The imperial concubine couldn't help but yawn, "The palace is a little sleepy, so hurry back to the room for a nap!" ”
Bi Yuntao also knew that now was not the time to play tricks, and he was not ambiguous, so he hurriedly stated his conditions.
"My condition is that when the eldest prince becomes the emperor in the future, he will inevitably recruit concubines, expand the harem, and carry out general elections. It may even be possible to select several women to enter the palace at once. There will inevitably be a woman I fancy among them, so you can't take it by force, the eldest prince! Not even if you're the emperor! ”
"You've been holding back for a long time just for this?!" The imperial concubine held his forehead speechlessly, why did he have such a little bit of interest, and he went around in such a big circle, just to say such unproductive words, if he hadn't finalized the matter of his life with the eldest prince before, he would rush to this sentence, the eldest prince ascended the throne, and he would also think of Fa'er to find an opportunity to kill him.
"Uh......" This time it was Bi Yuntao's turn to be embarrassed, "Isn't it okay?" ”
The imperial concubine was just about to open her mouth to refute, when she heard the eldest prince say, "This is natural!" A gentleman does not take the favor of others! Fourth Emperor Brother, you just said that you just want to sit on a beauty, so being an elder brother must not deprive you of interest. ”
The imperial concubine looked at the eldest prince with wide eyes in disbelief, but she didn't expect the eldest prince to agree to Bi Yuntao's somewhat ridiculous conditions. This is snatching a woman with the future emperor! And you can also choose the woman you like before the emperor!
Bi Yuntao's eyes lit up, and he looked at the eldest prince excitedly, he didn't expect the eldest prince to speak well, this one really understands himself. What a confidant!
"But!" The eldest prince changed his words, looked at Bi Yuntao and said, "You can only choose one, and it must be that you really like each other, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind as an elder brother!" ”
"I don't know if the Fourth Emperor Brother can agree to such a condition?!"
"Of course! Since the eldest brother has agreed, then everything else is easy to say! Bi Yuntao didn't even think about it, and agreed.
The eldest prince watched Bi Yuntao agree without thinking, and couldn't help sneering in his heart, hum! No ambitions! gave up the whole country because of her beauty, and I don't know how such a smart woman as the imperial concubine gave birth to such a lustful son.
The imperial concubine also sighed in her heart, forget it, let him be, as long as he lives, it seems that it is necessary to arrange it in advance to prevent the eldest prince from jumping over the wall in a hurry in the future, turning his face and not recognizing people.