Chapter Eighty-Eight: Stealing Food? Steal!
Chapter Eighty-Eight: Stealing Food? Steal!
"Since the fourth emperor brother has finished talking about his conditions, I don't know if the concubine has other conditions?" The eldest prince said, "If there are no other conditions or requirements, I see that the concubine is also a little sleepy, so let's stop here today!" We'll talk about the rest of the details another day. ”
"Good!" The imperial concubine saw that the eldest prince was already lacking in interest, so she agreed, "Then let's talk about it another day!" ”
"So is our alliance now settled and starting to work?" Bi Yuntao saw that the two of them were leaving, and asked uncertainly.
Bi Yuntao's question made the two of them stagnate, and they looked at each other stiffly.
"What do you see, the eldest prince?!" The imperial concubine spoke in advance.
"What does the concubine think?!" The eldest prince kicked the ball back to the imperial concubine.
The imperial concubine's silver teeth are secretly bitten, this eldest prince is worthy of being in the court for many years, and he is not willing to suffer at all.
The eldest prince snorted coldly in his heart, and wanted this prince to speak first? This prince won't speak first, I'm in a hurry to kill you, who let your mother and son just sing and harmonize to ridicule this prince!
Seeing that neither of them spoke, Bi Yuntao guessed that they were competing with each other, and after thinking about it, he opened his mouth to break the deadlock, "Otherwise, how about it from now on?!" ”
Bi Yuntao glanced at the two of them carefully, saw that the expressions on their faces were relaxed, and continued, "There are still remaining conditions or requirements that have not been said, so let's wait until you discuss in detail." Now the most important thing is to guard against and deal with the joint attack between the second prince and the third prince, as for helping the eldest brother to seize the throne, it can be carried out simultaneously, after all, these two things can also be said to be one thing. ”
"What the Fourth Emperor Brother said is reasonable!" The eldest prince nodded in agreement, and said to the imperial concubine, "Why don't you do what the fourth emperor brother says?" What do you say, concubine?! ”
"It's so good!" The imperial concubine also nodded in agreement. "That's all for today?!"
"Yes!" The eldest prince agreed, "Then the noble concubine, I will leave first!" ”
"Huh!" The imperial concubine smiled faintly, "Then I won't be far away!" ”
Bi Yuntao looked at them with a smile and a smile, didn't the two of them say that it was quite speculative just now, why are they starting to fight now?
The eldest prince got up and saluted and said goodbye, and the imperial concubine and Bi Yuntao were left in the room.
The imperial concubine watched the eldest prince walk away, closed the door, and the corners of her mouth with a professional smirk suddenly fell, turned around, and looked at Bi Yuntao without saying anything.
"Mother, aren't you tired? Why don't you go back? ”
The imperial concubine did not answer, and still looked at Bi Yuntao with resentment.
Bi Yuntao was stared at a little hairy by the imperial concubine's eyes, his eyes dodged, and he deliberately yawned, "Heh! Mother, you're not sleepy, I'm sleepy, I'm going to take a nap, you can do it yourself! After Bi Yuntao finished speaking, he ignored the imperial concubine and got into the bed.
"It's really cold! Don't say that I sent someone over to build a stove, how can I say that I am also a dignified King of Qi! ”
When the imperial concubine saw Bi Yuntao getting into the quilt, she took a few steps and stepped forward to grab Bi Yuntao's ear.
"Ahh It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Bi Yuntao shook off the imperial concubine's hand vigorously, "Mother!" What the hell are you going to do?! ”
"I'm embarrassed to ask me what I'm going to do?!" The imperial concubine said resentfully, but her eyes glanced at the empty bottle on the table. "You actually brought a wonderful love, why didn't I see where you put it all the way, mother!"
"Hurry up! Get me a few bottles! I just said it for a long time, and I was very thirsty! The imperial concubine was not angry when he broke free, but stretched out a snow-white and small soft wattle to him, "I don't know how you learned etiquette, I have been here for a long time, and I don't know how to pour a cup of tea for my mother!" ”
"Forehead......" Bi Yuntao rubbed his ears in embarrassment, and said helplessly: "There is no one to serve here, and you don't say let Xiaolan come over, it's not normal for no one to pour tea!" ”
"Then you don't know how to pour a cup of tea for my mother and concubine in person?! I don't know there's a saying called hands-on, abundant food and clothing?! ”
"Then you won't pour it yourself!" Bi Yuntao muttered in a dissatisfied voice.
"It's against you!" Although Bi Yuntao's voice was small, he was still heard by the imperial concubine, and he was immediately angry and raised his eyebrows, and glared at him dissatisfied, "Hurry up!" I want to drink Wonderful Love! ”
"But I've already drunk the only bottle!" Bi Yuntao said lies again and again.
"Really?!" The imperial concubine squinted her eyes suspiciously and looked at him.
"Eun! Really, I brought a bottle with me! Bi Yuntao nodded affirmatively.
"Me! No! Letter! The imperial concubine said word by word, "Look into my eyes!" ”
"I don't watch!" Bi Yuntao said, "There is a difference between men and women! ”
"I think you're weak-hearted! Bring it to me! ”
"I really don't have it anymore! It's really the last bottle! Bi Yuntao quibbled.
"Then why don't you dare look me in the eye?!"
"Forehead......" Bi Yuntao was a little embarrassed, and finally simply said with a heart, not to be outdone: "Just look at it, what's the big deal!" ”
Bi Yuntao began to drink the imperial concubine and looked at each other, but after watching it for a few seconds, he was defeated, and quickly turned his head to the side, not daring to look at the imperial concubine.
The imperial concubine saw that Bi Yuntao's eyes were a little evasive, and she suddenly understood, and her face couldn't help but show a victorious expression, "Okay! You really still have a wonderful love, hurry up and take it out for me! ”
As soon as the words fell, he began to rudely roll up his sleeves and rub his fists, looking like he would not give up if you didn't hand it over.
Bi Yuntao saw that his mother was about to do it again, so he hurriedly begged for mercy, "Don't do it!" Can't I bring it out for you! ”
"Okay, you! Turns out you really still have it! The imperial concubine looked at Bi Yuntao in surprise, fortunately he couldn't help but cheat, otherwise if he insisted on it, he would really miss out.
When Bi Yuntao heard the imperial concubine say this, his face was full of remorse, and he couldn't help but exclaim in his heart, the thousand-year-old fox and the thousand-year-old demon, the mother concubine is simply a fox in the mountains - cunning! The conscience is terrible!
"I knew I was holding on to it!" Bi Yuntao muttered plaintively, "You turn your back first, and I'll get it for you!" ”
"Humph! Pretend to be mysterious! The imperial concubine snorted coldly, "It's not an unsightly thing, and it's still not allowed to look at people behind your back!" ”
"If you don't turn around, I won't give it to you!" Bi Yuntao threatened.
"Okay, okay! I'll turn my back, okay! The imperial concubine was a little anxious when she saw Bi Yuntao, and hurriedly appeased.
Bi Yuntao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his mother turn around, but he didn't immediately take out the fat house happy water from the storage ring, but stared at the back of the imperial concubine playfully.
Sure enough, just a few seconds later, the imperial concubine turned around tentatively, who knew that as soon as she turned around, she saw Bi Yuntao staring at her with playful eyes, and she was embarrassed!
"Hey, hey!" "Huh!" The two laughed at the same time, but one was embarrassed, and the other was teasing, with an indescribable meaning.
"Mother!" Bi Yuntao raised his eyebrows and asked knowingly, "What are you doing?!" ”
"That ......" The imperial concubine blushed because of embarrassment, and replied wryly: "The mother concubine can't help it, do you believe it?!" ”
"Faith! Of course I did! Bi Yuntao said in an exaggerated long voice. Can you turn around now?! ”
The imperial concubine was even more embarrassed by his exaggerated long voice, and quickly turned around, using her hand as a fan to keep fanning herself, so as to lower the temperature on her cheeks.
Bi Yuntao snorted lightly, knowing that you couldn't help but want to peek. I'm not stupid, I won't be fooled once and then I won't guard against you!
"Okay, no?!" The imperial concubine urged.
"It's coming! Looking for something urgent! Bi Yuntao's thinking was interrupted by the urging voice of the imperial concubine, and he replied.
"Oh! Then hurry up! The imperial concubine answered, looked around idly, and looked at a slightly abrupt empty plate on the table with empty bottles, and looked puzzled.
Although I found it at the beginning, I didn't think much about it at the time, and now this plate is next to the empty bottle, so I can't help but think about it a little more.
Reaching out to take the plate, I saw some oil stains on it, wrinkled my nose and sniffed it lightly, and I smelled a smell of sauced beef.
Now I can be more sure of my previous doubts, sure enough, he secretly ate behind his back, and even pretended to deny it, fortunately he was smart and was discovered by himself, otherwise he would have been deceived!
"Give!" Bi Yuntao took out two bottles of Fat House Happy Water from the storage ring and handed them to the imperial concubine, "I'll give you two bottles first, and when you finish drinking, you come over with empty bottles at the same time, and I'm giving you two bottles." After speaking, I felt a little stunned, how to say this sentence is a bit strange, as if it was a joint transaction between two people selling medicine.
The imperial concubine took the two bottles of Fat House Happy Water, and put the plate in her hand on the table heavily, making a crisp sound.
"Okay, you! They even ate behind my back!! The imperial concubine glared at him angrily.
"......Forehead" Bi Yuntao was sweating profusely, but he didn't expect to be discovered by his mother in the end, he was really not careful, it seems that he is hiding what he is doing next time, and he quickly put away the plate after eating, but he can't be found out.
"You can't blame me for that! It's so tempting, I can't help it! So ......" Bi Yuntao explained, but this explanation is really not flattering.
"So you can't help but eat it, huh!" The imperial concubine stared at Bi Yuntao with fierce eyes, eager to swallow him in one bite.
"Yes...... Yes! Bi Yuntao nodded stubbornly.
"Then don't hurry up and hand it over to the palace!" The imperial concubine gritted her teeth and said. Damn! I dare to hide the beef privately, just eat it secretly, and don't send someone to call this palace, I don't know if this palace likes to eat sauce beef?!
"Forehead......" Bi Yuntao said squirmingly, "I can't hand it over!" It's already empty! ”
"You!" The imperial concubine angrily stretched out her finger and pointed at Bi Yuntao, "I'm angry at this palace!" Next time, if you dare to eat secretly, you will be caught by this palace again, and see how this palace cleans you up! ”
"Don't dare! Don't dare to steal it next time! Bi Yuntao shook his head frantically and promised.
"Humph! Hello for yourself! The imperial concubine snorted coldly, picked up the two bottles of fat house happy water on the table, and brushed away without looking back.
Bi Yuntao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his mother slamming the door and leaving, really, isn't he just hungry and eaten something! As for being so atmospheric!
Huh! Wait, no! Bi Yuntao reacted with hindsight.
Didn't you just steal a little sauce beef! Why is the conversation between the mother concubine and herself just now like being caught cheating, and she is busy explaining and clearing up the relationship.