Chapter 90: The Two Who Desperately Want to Get to Base
Chapter 90: The Two Who Desperately Want to Get to Base
"Dangdang!" There was a knock on the door.
"Ahh Bi Yuntao, who was woken up by a knock on the door, stretched, "It's really comfortable to sleep!" ”
"His Royal Highness King Qi, it's time for dinner!"
"Got it!" Bi Yuntao rubbed his sleepy eyes and replied.
"I'll go! This sleep is really dark! Bi Yuntao looked at the darkened room, "It's already time to use the night." ”
"I just don't know if that kid Meng Ruolang got the smoke?!"
As he spoke, he turned his gaze to the fat house happy water on the table, "Forget it, let's stay for Meng Ruolang for a while!" Let's go to dinner first. ”
Bi Yuntao had just dressed up when he heard a quick knock on the door from outside the door.
"Big brother!" Meng Ruolang eagerly shouted at the door: "Big brother! Open the door! I've got something! ”
Bi Yuntao's face was suddenly happy, and he hurriedly walked a few steps, opened the door and greeted the dream.
"Quick! Come on in! Bi Yuntao sat down with Meng Ruolang, flatteringly poured a cup of hot tea and handed it to Meng Ruolang, "It's cold outside, see your frozen face is red, come and drink a cup of hot water." ”
"I'm tired!" Meng Ruolang didn't care about the heat, and drank it in a big gulp, "Big brother, your request is really simple!" The eldest brother moved his mouth, and broke his leg if he ran away. ”
"Isn't it!" Bi Yuntao looked at Meng Ruolang in disbelief, "It's just a smoke, and it's not a treasure, is it so difficult?!" ”
"Big brother! This is Hanfeng Temple! 108,000 miles away from the capital! Meng Ruolang poured a cup of tea again and took a sip, "You want to be so eager, I won't have time to let people prepare horses for a while, so I will rush back and forth with light skills, you see, the soles of the shoes are almost worn out!" ”
As he spoke, Meng Ruolang stretched out the soles of his shoes towards Bi Yuntao. Bi Yuntao took a closer look, and it seemed that it was indeed a little thinner.
"Oops!" Bi Yuntao patted him on the shoulder appreciatively, "It is worthy of being my good brother, and doing things is to reassure this king." ”
"That's it! Don't be complimenting me! Meng Ruolang rolled his eyes, "I've got the thing, what about the love I want?!" ”
"You take it out and show me first!"
"Isn't it!" Meng Ruolang said in disbelief, "You just said that you can rest assured that I am doing things, but now you will directly turn your face and deny people." ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Bi Yuntao smiled embarrassedly, "Haven't I seen it, if you want to increase your knowledge, don't worry, the wonderful love you want is here!" ”
Bi Yuntao stood up and took the fat house happy water from the desk. Meng Ruolang stared at the fat house happy water in Bi Yuntao's hand, and got up with a happy face and was about to take it, but Bi Yuntao turned around and cleverly avoided it.
"Huh!" Meng Ruolang looked at Bi Yuntao in disbelief, "Big brother! What do you mean?! ”
"Pay with one hand, deliver with the other!" Bi Yuntao stretched out his hand and hooked his finger at Meng Ruolang, "Do you want me to teach you this truth?!" ”
"Really!" Meng Ruolang breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that Bi Yuntao had repented, "Save your heart and eyes, if you go into business, no one will be able to compare to you!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense! Bring the stuff! Bi Yuntao sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, looking at Meng Ruolang with contempt.
"Okay, okay!" Meng Ruolang groped in his arms for a while, took out a handful of straw and put it on the table, "Give!" That's it! ”
"Are you sure it's a thing?!" Bi Yuntao looked at the straw on the table with a constipated expression, picked it up and looked left and right, and didn't understand it, "Isn't this just a straw?!" ”
"That's it!" Meng Ruolang took the straw in Bi Yuntao's hand and explained to him, "Look at this one, this one is a little short, and it is used to blow out. ”
As he spoke, he took off the lid on the longer end again, "The long one here is used to place the incense, don't you see that there is a fragrance here!" ”
Bi Yuntao took the straw, closed one eye, looked carefully inside the straw, and sure enough, he saw the incense.
"Hee-hee-hee! Not bad! It's beautiful! Bi Yuntao put away the smoke with a smile, and handed the fat house happy water to Meng Ruolang, "Here you go!" ”
"Thank you, big brother!" Meng Ruolang was full of joy and took the fat house happy water handed over by Bi Yuntao, "This time, I see how Xiao Yu escapes from the palm of my hand!" ”
Seeing his anxious expression, Bi Yuntao couldn't help but roll his eyes, "As for being so anxious?!" You are the eldest son of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, what kind of woman has you never seen. ”
"Oops! Big brother, you don't understand! "Dream Ruolang pours bitter water," Xiao Yu's girl, I don't know what's going on, I can't see it for a day, I feel empty in my heart, although I live in a yard, but my sister guards me like a thief, Xiao Yu looks tight, and doesn't give me a chance to be alone with Xiao Yu at all, fortunately, my father is busy now and can't get out, otherwise it is estimated that it will be even more difficult for me to see Xiao Yu now. ”
"What's going on?! Your dignified eldest son of the Zuo Prime Minister's Mansion, why can't you even see your own maid?! Bi Yuntao asked suspiciously.
"It's not all sisters." Meng Ruolang said that he wanted to cry very much.
"What's wrong with your sister?!" Bi Yuntao suddenly realized, "Your sister didn't tell your father about the flowers you gave to Xiaoyu!" ”
"yes!" Meng Ruolang leaned on the table weakly, "My sister told my father everything, the injury on my buttocks was just right, so I was punished by my father to go to the ancestral hall and knelt for a day, if it wasn't for Xiaoyu running to my mother to plead, I guess it would be useless." ”
"Then you're miserable!" Bi Yuntao gloated and said, "It's still my Xiaolan, although Xiaolan and Xiaoyu are both maids, but the two of them are worlds apart." ”
"yes!" Meng Ruolang sighed, "I don't know how you trained your eldest brother, I don't say anything to you, and I still please the imperial concubine, even my sister is not very disgusted with Xiaolan." What a envy! ”
"You can go with envy!" Bi Yuntao said proudly, "The method of training is my secret that cannot be easily taught to you, you need to figure out a set of methods by yourself." ”
"Okay, I won't tell you anymore!" Meng Ruolang cheered up and stood up with the fat house happy water, "Sister, they are all going to dinner, just now to send Miao Lian to Xiaoyu." ”
"Wait!" Bi Yuntao stopped Meng Ruolang.
Meng Ruolang turned around and looked at Bi Yuntao suspiciously, "Big brother! Is there anything else you can do? ”
"Here you go!" Bi Yuntao took out another bottle of Fat House Happy Water from the storage ring, "For the sake of the smoke you brought me against the cold wind, I specially gave you another bottle." ”
"Huh!" Meng Ruolang was taken aback, "Sure enough! Big brother, you're lying to me, you obviously have a lot of wonderful love, and you even asked me to help you under the guise of doing things. ”
"Hey, hey!" Although Bi Yuntao was ready to be pierced by him, he was still a little embarrassed, and smiled at him awkwardly, "It's all a small problem, who let you hit my muzzle?!" ”
"Is this still a minor issue?!" Meng Ruolang's eyes widened, and he said in astonishment, "Do you know that in order to help you get smoke, I ran for nearly two hours with light skills!" If it weren't for my kung fu foundation, I guess I wouldn't be able to come back now! You're good, the upper lip touched the lower lip, and the eyes didn't blink like a trick to take out another bottle for me, and no one felt good in their hearts! ”
"Haha!" Bi Yuntao smiled embarrassedly, "Isn't this a compensation for you who knows that it is not easy for you!" Just so that the two of you can drink together! ”
Bi Yuntao ambiguously slapped his chest with his elbow, "You can drink a glass of wine!" It just so happens that the name of Miaolian is also appropriate. ”
Meng Ruolang's face was slightly red by his ambiguous movements, and he was a little embarrassed, and said awkwardly, "Who wants to drink a glass of wine!" ”
"Yo Yo Yo!" Bi Yuntao laughed, "Why is your face red?!" ”
"Who! Who blushes?! Meng Ruolang covered his ears and said, "I didn't blush!" ”
"Look, isn't this a self-confession?!" Bi Yuntao said, "What's so embarrassing, it's all your own people, and there are no outsiders here, tell me big brother, where has it progressed?!" ”
"What's the step?!" Dream like a wave is unknown.
"Oops! Where has your usual intelligence gone? Of course it's you and Xiao Yu what?! Bi Yuntao continued, "Did you pull the hand? ”
Seeing that Meng Ruolang didn't answer, his face turned a little ruddy, and Bi Yuntao said in surprise, "No, have you already kissed?!" ”
"No, no!" Meng Ruolang really couldn't stand Bi Yuntao's ridicule, and when he saw that the more he said, the more outrageous it became, he quickly opened his mouth to deny it.
"Then you're pathetic!" Bi Yuntao shook his head in disgust, "Xiaolan took the initiative to offer me a fragrant kiss!" ”
"Forehead......" Meng Ruolang was choked by him and almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood, girl, what is it showing! Wait for me to recover Xiaoyu in the future, and see how I show off in front of you. When the time comes, you will also know what is called 30 years in the east of the river and 30 years in the west of the river, and the feng shui will take turns.
"Humph!" Meng Ruolang snorted coldly, and without saying a word, picked up the two bottles of fat house happy water on the table and turned away.
"Huh?!" Bi Yuntao hurriedly called out to him, "Why are you leaving?!" Don't sit back for a while?! ”
Looking at Meng Ruolang's angry departure figure, he didn't care if he could hear it or not, and shouted, "Although Miao Lian is good, don't be greedy!" ”
Meng Ruolang's body stiffened, his pace accelerated, he no longer paid attention to Bi Yuntao, and ran away quickly.
"Hey, hey, hey! This kid is really unfunny, and he is actually angry! ”
"But! This thing is really cleverly made! Bi Yuntao took out the smoke and looked at it carefully, "The wisdom of the ancients is really smart!" Who would have thought that such a small thing could charm a person?! ”
Bi Yuntao played with it, and then he reluctantly put it away, and his eyes crossed with killing intent. It's time to go for dinner, and when you're done with dinner, it's time to get some exercise.