Chapter 89 Conditions
Chapter 89 Conditions
Bi Yuntao scratched his head in confusion, what is this! It's just a banditry, is the mother concubine the reincarnation of a little Japanese devil? You have to come to me for a big sweep and implement the three-light policy.
Forget it, who made himself his son! Sanguang is Sanguang, anyway, if you make a mistake in the future, you have to expect the mother concubine to say a few kind words in front of her father! It's a gift in advance,
"Huh!" Bi Yuntao yawned, "Let's sleep first!" After dinner, I will go to Han Wuyong's room, if you can run, the monk can't run to the temple, and he can't run for a while. ”
But there were unforeseen circumstances, and Bi Yuntao had just laid down and squinted for less than a stick of incense, when the knock on the door sounded again.
"Dangdang!" There was an urgent knock on the door.
"I'm damn it! Lao Tzu must have owed you in his last life! There's so much to get a good night's sleep! Bi Yuntao scolded and got up from the bed, dragged his shoes, and went to open the door.
"Who!" Bi Yuntao shouted, "Don't rush! Urgent?! ”
"Squeak!" With a sound, Bi Yuntao opened a crack, looked at the person outside the door, and said gloomily, "If you don't have anything important, this king will definitely kill you!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Meng Ruolang twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed awkwardly, "Big brother! Can you please let me in first? It's a bit cold outside! ”
Bi Yuntao stared at him with a gloomy face for a while, and took a deep breath, "Come in!" ”
"Did you come to me for something?" Bi Yuntao got into the quilt, only one head was exposed, looked at him and said.
"Why is your room so cold?!" Meng Ruolang found a sunny place to do it, and finally had a little warmth on his body, "Why don't you light the stove?!" ”
"Stove?" Bi Yuntao looked at Meng Ruolang suspiciously.
"yes, there's one in every room." Meng Ruolang looked left and right, but couldn't find where the stove was placed, "Don't you have a stove in your house?!" ”
Meng Ruolang looked at Bi Yuntao's sluggish appearance, and he didn't find the stove at all, so he knew that he was given a huo.
"Since you don't have one, then you won't let someone get the stove?!"
"I thought the emperor should respect the national conditions, protect the environment, and not let us use the stove!" Bi Yuntao smirked sluggishly, "Hey, hey, hey!" It turned out that there was no preparation for this king at all, and this king turned out to be a dispensable person! ”
For a while, the aggrieved emotions came to my heart, coupled with the previous incident of Meng Ruoxi, and suddenly my mood was like a broken cup, torn apart, and I couldn't help but die.
"I think someone did it on purpose!" Meng Ruolang looked at the back of the chair lazily and said.
Bi Yuntao quickly came back to his senses and looked at Meng Ruolang, "Who is it?!" How dare you treat this king like this, see if this king doesn't dismantle him! ”
"Huh! Who else could there be! Meng Ruolang sneered, saw Bi Yuntao's confused appearance, and pretended to be mysterious and said, "Guess! ”
Good! Very good! Very good! Bi Yuntao's gums clenched, this kid knew how to take the cavity and tune, and he dared to climb up if he was given a pole.
"I don't guess! You love to talk about it or not! ”
"Cut!" Meng Ruolang was not interested, "It's boring, okay, okay, let me tell you." ”
"All our affairs in the temple are arranged by the Ministry of Rites, so you understand!"
"You mean......" Bi Yuntao suddenly realized, "Is Ji Wuli making trouble behind his back?" ”
"Uh-huh!" Meng Ruolang nodded, "If there is no accident, it should be!" ”
Bi Yuntao scolded secretly, "It seems that the two slaps that slapped him before were really cheap for him!" I knew that this would have swollen the other side of his face! ”
"Hahaha!" Meng Ruolang thought of Ji Wuli's tall and swollen half of his face, and laughed, "Ji Wuli probably didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out this time, and he provoked the eldest brother you as soon as he came to Hanfeng Temple, and was humiliated by you, and slapped half of his face, who did he mess with, I have to provoke the eldest brother, I really want to see the other side of his face swollen." Big brother, you say, will it become a pig's head? ”
"How do you know that Ji Wuli has provoked me? Did you see me humiliating Ji Wuli?! Bi Yuntao asked suspiciously.
"Yes! My sister and I saw it clearly from beginning to end. Meng Ruolang gushed endlessly, "Originally, I wanted to come forward to say hello, but I was stopped by my sister, and then I went to Han Wuyong with my sister." ”
Bi Yuntao's eyes were still full of light when he heard the first few words, but at the end of hearing it, the light in his eyes was replaced by gloom. It seems that I have to do it tonight, otherwise my heart will be torn apart by Meng Ruoxi's affairs sooner or later.
"Oh! That's it! Bi Yuntao replied weakly, "Do you know which room Han Wuyong lives in?" ”
"Yes! Didn't you say it just now, I just went to Han Wuyong's place today. ”
Bi Yuntao panicked and lied, "Then tell me that when I went to Miaochun Pavilion that day, I forgot to tell him something." ”
"The row of houses at the back of your house is exactly the same as your room." Meng Ruolang said.
Bi Yuntao knew that he didn't have to work hard to find where Han Wuyong lived, just wait until the dead of night, give him a huge firework, and send him back to his hometown.
His lowered eyes swept across the killing intent, and then he thought of the intention of Meng Ruolang who didn't know what Meng Ruolang was coming to, so he asked, "What is the matter with you coming to me?!" ”
"That ......" Meng Ruolang rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, looking embarrassed.
"Tell me if there's anything!" Bi Yuntao yawned, "If you don't say it, go back!" I'm already sleepy. ”
"Big brother! You ......" Meng Ruolang said halfway, and hesitated a little, not knowing whether to speak or not.
"What am I?!" Bi Yuntao urged impatiently, "Do you say it or not?!" ”
"Do you have anything else that you can drink in the dark? What's it called?! It seems to be called ......" Meng Ruolang scratched his ears and cheeks towards the name of the fat house happy water.
"Wonderful Love!" Bi Yuntao said speechlessly, "What do you want that?!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Meng Ruolang smiled embarrassedly and flatteringly, "I want to give Xiao Yu a taste, last time you brought a few bottles to my sister, it happened that Xiao Yu drank a cup, and after drinking it, I never forgot it." I was confined by my sister a while ago and couldn't go out at home, so I had to take this opportunity today to come over and ask my eldest brother for a few bottles. ”
Bi Yuntao couldn't help but roll his eyes, yes! Another one came to collect debts.
"No more!" Bi Yuntao said angrily.
"Huh!" Meng Ruolang let out a disappointed sigh and said in disbelief, "But I just saw the concubine holding two bottles with joy!" ”
"The last two bottles were given to the mother!" Bi Yuntao said ill-willedly, "Why don't you go and ask your mother for a bottle?!" I think if the mother knew that you were trying to please your sweetheart, the mother would be willing to cut her love. ”
Meng Ruolang couldn't help but scold in his heart, didn't he let himself pluck the hair on the tiger! Give yourself a hundred guts, and you don't dare to go! Don't say it's the imperial concubine, even any emperor's concubine doesn't dare to ask for it, and a hundred heads are not enough for the emperor to cut off.
"Is it really gone?" Meng Ruolang asked hopefully.
"If you really want it, it's not nothing!" Bi Yuntao took out a bottle of Fat House Happy Water from the storage ring, "There is still one bottle left, which is reserved for myself to satisfy my hunger." ”
Meng Ruolang's eyes stared at the fat house happy water in Bi Yuntao's hand with hopeful eyes, "Can you give it to me?" I'm willing to spend money on it! As he spoke, he took out a few silver taels from his purse.
"Don't give me money!" Bi Yuntao rejected Meng Ruolang's silver offensive, "The relationship between the two of us, talking about money is too hurtful." ”
Meng Ruolang looked at Bi Yuntao with hope, worthy of being a big brother, it was still the best for me, but Meng Ruolang hadn't been beautiful for long before he heard Bi Yuntao's next words.
"Well, talking about feelings hurts the kidneys! So, I'm still not going to give it to you! After saying that, he made a gesture to take back the happy water of the fat house.
Meng Ruolang walked a few steps quickly and grabbed Bi Yuntao's arm, "Don't! Big brother, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am, you just say what do you want, this bottle of wonderful love can be given to me?! ”
"Don't you pity me?!" Bi Yuntao glanced at him, saw him scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, and knew that if he didn't give it to him, he would not be able to give up, so he gave him a step.
"Well, you can do something for me! If it's done, I'll give it to you! ”
"What's the matter?" Meng Ruolang's eyes lit up, but his face collapsed again, and he said with a sad face, "Now in Hanfeng Temple, as long as it's not too difficult, I'll try to help you do it." ”
"It's very easy to do, it should be a small thing for you." Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously, looked at Meng Ruolang's puzzled expression, and said, "Do you still have the smoke you used when you stunned Xue Ruyue last time?" Get me some. ”
Meng Ruolang said listlessly, "How can I still have that kind of thing!" I can't carry it with me every day, and besides, this is Hanfeng Temple, which is 108,000 miles away from the city, and it is impossible to get it immediately if I want to get it now. ”
"Then I don't care!" Bi Yuntao put on a lofty expression, holding the bottle of fat house happy water and shaking it in front of his eyes, "Anyway, I'm going to see it at dinner today, otherwise, I'll drink this bottle with dinner." ”
"But ......" Meng Ruolang still wanted to say something. As a result, he was ruthlessly interrupted by Bi Yuntao and directly ordered to expel the guest. "Is there anything else you can do? If you don't have one, please go back! If you want this bottle of wonderful love, just take the cigarette and exchange it with me, otherwise, don't talk about it! ”
"Hey!" Meng Ruolang sighed heavily, "Okay, I'll think of a way, but can you take a grace time?!" ”
"Can't! It's time for me to finish dinner today. Bi Yuntao put away the fat house happy water, "If you exceed the time, then, I'm sorry!" Don't blame me, the big brother, for not giving you affection. ”
Bi Yuntao looked at the time, "Why don't you hurry up and get it now, there is not much time left for you!" ”
Meng Ruolang walked out of Bi Yuntao's room full of thoughts, it seems that today is destined to be a busy day, for the sake of the girl, as long as you can get on the base, it is worth being tired. Meng Ruolang secretly gave himself an atmosphere, made up his mind, and hurriedly dodged a few times, and disappeared.
Bi Yuntao wrapped himself in the quilt and took out the old man, the tiger tooth saber, from the storage ring.
Forget it, this time it's cheaper for you Han Wuyong, and I'll give you a good time, it's time to open meat for the old guy.
As for the fireworks, it's better to keep them for later, so many people are here, it's not good to hurt the innocent. Besides, the movement of this play is too big, if it frightens the mother concubine and Meng Ruoxi, they will not be beautiful.
Moreover, now the emperor also knows that I have this kind of big fireworks, but I can't use them casually, otherwise, I will have to shed my skin if I don't die.